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#165964 - 05/09/06 01:12 PM
Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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DUC wrote a little but about this whore recently, she's started some version of an English gossip blog and is now busy running her mouth. Normally I just let the English lie. Unlike the French, they've actually thanked us for helping them out in WWII, and they don't let that little Revolutionary War thing get in the way. Plus some nice English whores: Angel Long, Flick Shagwell...mmm Kay Parker, and normally a redhead with great bolt-on's would be strokeworthy for me. Alas, she's turned into another loudmouth with a Canadian accent. Most notably, she's styling herself as England's gift to porn because of her fabulous experience making smut in Porn Valley. Fantasy: Kelly got deep into the porn biz in L.A. Reality: Nobody remebers her...I've asked around. The only positive I got was someone whom remembered her husband Hamilton Steele, who I've gathered was kind of a douchebag. Fantasy: Kelly once told DUC she'd escort (hook) if it were legal. Reality: Despite living in the UK, she's now busy updating www.kellysteele.biz, her escorting website which offers various services. And you know she hooks it when this "disclaimer" appears on your website: Quote:
Being an active pornstar, I am obviously a very sexually charged and liberated woman, but should any sexual activity occur during our time together it is between two consenting adults, due to mutual attraction and has nothing to do with money/gifts offered.
Something tells me she'd be attracted to J. Howard Marshall's rotting corpse if there was enough of his estate in his pockets.
Fantasy: Kely said she's always down for a DP.
Reality: Of the 67 movies listed on IAFD, she's credited with the "double" in one scene. Honey, a 1:67 ratio is not good. Baseball players are sent down to AA for that.
Fantasy: Kelly's big beef with the British porn industry is that there are too many "husband-and-wife" exclusive combinations.
Reality: Just about every scene she ever made in The Valley was with her husband, Hamilton. (Note: not the same Hamilton Steele here: that was Smiling Arab).
There's plenty more to add to this whore's resume of stupidity. She's basically taking the Canadian version of the Pamela Peaks smut parabola: stripper --> porn whore --> hooker.
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#165966 - 05/10/06 02:36 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Americans always seem to glorify their stake in World War Two as if they were involved in it from the get go.
too bad canada can't glorify it's involvement with anything
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#165967 - 05/10/06 02:52 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Americans always seem to glorify their stake in World War Two as if they were involved in it from the get go.
too bad canada can't glorify it's involvement with anything
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#165968 - 05/10/06 02:59 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Americans always seem to glorify their stake in World War Two as if they were involved in it from the get go.
Nice post America Jr. Did you remove your took, turn off Don Cherry, and finish your Molson and backbacon before thinking that up?
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#165971 - 05/10/06 06:14 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Fact: Churchill was 1/2 American by birth.
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#165973 - 05/10/06 06:34 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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#165974 - 05/10/06 08:05 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Damn canadians with their flopping heads and beady eyes.
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#165975 - 05/10/06 09:24 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Canada's okay, just kneegrow is a bad representative. Its a nice place to vacation and with a conservative government in power now you can feel less dirty spending your money because you aren't contributing to the hippy liberal bullshit. Trust me when over half of your country's people are waving mexican and various south american flags on your soil we will be the promised land.
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#165976 - 05/10/06 11:03 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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I'm real overjoyed you got those three tugboats known as the Canadian Navy to haul some stanky beer, softwood lumber and BSE-infected cattle over to England. What, with them owning your country at the time.
I'm surprised your usually very adept with facts and smart replies; not so here.
Those said "Tugboats" comprised the Worlds 3rd largest Navy at the end of WWII.
Look up the D-Day landings and the Canadians we the only ones to meet thier objective on D-Day.
Canadian's were bleeding on the Battlefield years before the US took a fresh army into an exhausted war.
Truth...
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#165977 - 05/11/06 05:45 AM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I think we have derailed this derailed thread long enough. American planes and ships (lend lease) and industrial might were the reasons for victory. There were plenty of Americans bleeding in world war II from the beginning long before the US gov't decided to join the fight.
Back to why I started this derailing:
kneegrow is in fact the absolutely heinous human being named jamie L bryan and should be set on fire and then put out with an axe.
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#165978 - 05/13/06 12:36 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
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I think we have derailed this derailed thread long enough. American planes and ships (lend lease) and industrial might were the reasons for victory. There were plenty of Americans bleeding in world war II from the beginning long before the US gov't decided to join the fight.
Back to why I started this derailing:
kneegrow is in fact the absolutely heinous human being named jamie L bryan and should be set on fire and then put out with an axe.
LOL! Got it! He's actually not Jamie L Brian you stupid fuck!
Shouldn't you talking about Ryan Knox about now, since he was the only thing you talked about for months.
Fucking retard!
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#165979 - 05/13/06 12:43 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
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kneegrow is in fact the absolutely heinous human being named jamie L bryan and should be set on fire and then put out with an axe.
Ignorant dumb fuck hick.
Fuck you Have2cit, fucking bitch.
You're like a fucking child, you keep going and going and going, and I just ain't got the time to deal with children.
You were wrong about Kneegrow the same way you're wrong about everything else. Idiot!
PS
Listening to you talk about Ryan Knox ALL... THE... FUCKING... TIME... was so cute. Secret crushes are always so cute. Fucking faggot.
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#165980 - 05/13/06 12:45 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Ignorant dumb fuck hick.
Fuck you Have2cit, fucking bitch.
You're like a fucking child, you keep going and going and going, and I just ain't got the time to deal with children.
You were wrong about Kneegrow the same way you're wrong about everything else. Idiot!
PS
Listening to you talk about Ryan Knox ALL... THE... FUCKING... TIME... was so cute. Secret crushes are always so cute. Fucking faggot.
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LOL! Got it! He's actually not Jamie L Brian you stupid fuck!
Shouldn't you talking about Ryan Knox about now, since he was the only thing you talked about for months.
Fucking retard!
Just saving these so you cant edit your post later. Did someone touch a nerve?
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#165981 - 05/13/06 12:46 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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this from a "man" with a tranny in his avatar, fucking brazilians!
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#165982 - 05/13/06 12:48 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
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this from a "man" with a tranny in his avatar, fucking braziians!
Ariana is a female... Sorry to tell you. Stupid fuck.
As for Chicken Master, save them all you want. I check XPT about once a week... Like it fucking matters, in this joke of a porn message board.
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#165983 - 05/13/06 12:48 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I heard a rumor that reviewerboy shits into ice cream cone waffles and licks that shit like its a warm summers day.
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#165984 - 05/13/06 12:50 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
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I heard a rumor that reviewerboy shits into ice cream cone waffles and licks that shit like its a warm summers day.
Bringing out the have2cit in you Chicken. Where's Phlog and JamesN to round out the retard roundtable.
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#165985 - 05/13/06 12:50 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ariana is a female... Sorry to tell you. Stupid fuck.
thats a man and you know it
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#165987 - 05/13/06 12:52 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I heard a rumor that reviewerboy shits into ice cream cone waffles and licks that shit like its a warm summers day.
Bringing out the have2cit in you Chicken. Where's Phlog and JamesN to round out the retard roundtable.
too bad there is nothing to bring out a decent poster in you, you're about as funny as cancer
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#165988 - 05/13/06 12:52 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Bringing out the have2cit in you Chicken. Where's Phlog and JamesN to round out the retard roundtable.
Anyone who has ariana jollee as their avatar has my respect.
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#165990 - 05/13/06 12:53 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ryan Knox is a man.
Ariana is a female.
Quit with the gay...
it's a man baby, you know you like the 5 knuckle shuffle across you're colon
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#165991 - 05/13/06 12:54 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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too bad there is nothing to bring out a decent poster in you, you're about as funny as cancer
Didn't shit for breath have some website? I cant remember, anyone have the link?
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#165994 - 05/13/06 12:56 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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You're getting old dude, like a wrestler five years to many into his sctick.
I'll have to take your word for it, sweaty men in tights is just not my thing.
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#165995 - 05/13/06 12:57 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Talking about my colon. How sweet... Blah blah, same old shit.
Yeah, you own me.
Whatever.
You're getting old dude, like a wrestler five years to many into his sctick.
AHEM...
If you're such a fucking brainiac porn reviewer, stay with the original topic of the thread, dumbshit.
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#165996 - 05/13/06 12:58 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
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too bad there is nothing to bring out a decent poster in you, you're about as funny as cancer
Didn't shit for breath have some website? I cant remember, anyone have the link?
Actually, no... I don't have a website. when you find it, let me know, I'd like to check it out.
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#165997 - 05/13/06 12:59 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
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You're getting old dude, like a wrestler five years to many into his sctick.
I'll have to take your word for it, sweaty men in tights is just not my thing.
Wasn't talking to you Chicken. Not sure why you jumped in on Have2cits fight anyways.
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#165998 - 05/13/06 12:59 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Talking about my colon. How sweet... Blah blah, same old shit.
Yeah, you own me.
Whatever.
You're getting old dude, like a wrestler five years to many into his sctick.
the only thing getting old is the tranny in your avatar, why don't you go write some more reviews of shitty porn for absolutely no one to read.
reviewerboy = monstar wannabe
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#165999 - 05/13/06 01:01 PM
Re: Kelly Steele: Canada's Gift to Britain
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Wasn't talking to you Chicken. Not sure why you jumped in on Have2cits fight anyways.
Here's a suggestion then, quote the person you are directly responding to.
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