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#149406 - 02/27/06 05:47 PM I got the following threat today
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
While idling in the chatroom I found the following threat sent to me in a pm.

[13:53] <sbk> loopnode I have been a lurker on xpt for a while now and i have noticed your posts get more disturbing every time.
[13:53] <sbk> i have also noticed the terrible images that you attach to your messages
[13:54] <sbk> maybe you can just strop a razor still; but soon you'll be no good at all for the rest of your work. You loafer, you wastrel, you bungler, you blockhead! Aye, I'll tell the police of you. You villain, you! You drunkard! You brigand, you!
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#149407 - 02/27/06 05:54 PM Re: I got the following threat today
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
i think it was the faux meat puppet that pushed him over the edge...I told you, you should have used flank steak
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i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.

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#149408 - 02/27/06 05:55 PM Re: I got the following threat today
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
The puppet in your picture sig-na-ture looks like the blonde girl muppet in the band with Animal.



~qwack! qwack! qwack! qwack!~

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Quah.

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#149409 - 02/27/06 07:42 PM Re: I got the following threat today
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:


You loafer, you wastrel, you bungler, you blockhead! Aye, I'll tell the police of you. You villain, you! You drunkard! You brigand, you!





For some reason this reminds me of Shakespeare. Must be the use of "drunkard", "wastrel", "villain", and "brigand". It's like something John Falstaff would say.

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#149410 - 02/27/06 07:49 PM Re: I got the following threat today
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Well, I sometimes wonder where the children' limbo is or what it is though I ask myself "Do I really want to open that crypt of worms?"
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"I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman

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#149411 - 02/27/06 08:18 PM Re: I got the following threat today
Al Snow w/ Head Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
Fuck 'em. the flat butted Asian chick scolding a bear is hot.

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#149412 - 02/27/06 08:50 PM Re: I got the following threat today
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Quote:

Fuck 'em. the flat butted Asian chick scolding a bear is hot.




god, i love that picture.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#149413 - 02/27/06 09:46 PM Re: I got the following threat today
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

Fuck 'em. the flat butted Asian chick scolding a bear is hot.




Yeah, I really gotta +1 that also.

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#149414 - 02/27/06 10:45 PM Re: I got the following threat today
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

The puppet in your picture sig-na-ture looks like the blonde girl muppet in the band with Animal.
~qwack! qwack! qwack! qwack!~





Her name was "janice" and she was also one of the nurses on "Vetrinarian's Hospital" on the Muppet show....I thought she had Dick Sucking Lips for a muppet myself, really big and meaty....
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Are you gonna eat that?

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#149415 - 02/27/06 11:34 PM Re: I got the following threat today
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

Her name was "janice" and she was also one of the nurses on "Vetrinarian's Hospital" on the Muppet show....I thought she had Dick Sucking Lips for a muppet myself, really big and meaty....




I personally still have a thing for Miss Piggy

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Well, I sometimes wonder where the children' limbo is or what it is though I ask myself "Do I really want to open that crypt of worms?"




Probably not...
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#149416 - 02/28/06 12:44 AM Re: I got the following threat today
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
So a pirate threatened you ?

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