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#147850 - 02/20/06 05:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I have convinced him that this was totally inappropriate and I'm contacting the pet shelter where he bought it. Hopefully their return policy will be as flexible as Nordstrom. If not, FREE PUSSY TO GOOD HOME. End of story.
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#147853 - 02/20/06 05:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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No, I'm just allergic to inconsiderate assholes.
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#147854 - 02/20/06 05:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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just do what the ancient greek chicks did with children of their lousy husbands, serve it to your roomate as food. i suggest passing it off as duck in aspic and armagac brandy.
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#147857 - 02/20/06 06:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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I say you have Malice kick his ass, go to a shopping center, look for an unlocked car and put the kitten in w/ a note and bolt.
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#147859 - 02/20/06 07:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Gia- why are you living with a man that isn't Malice 
What kind of man goes out and comes home with a cat without some damned woman forcing him to do so?
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#147860 - 02/20/06 07:08 PM
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Registered: 03/12/03
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Gia- why are you living with a man that isn't Malice
I find myself asking that question every night Cleetus. 
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#147861 - 02/20/06 07:10 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
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What kind of man goes out and comes home with a cat without some damned woman forcing him to do so?
Well, Gia didn't mention that the guy also brought home an illegal immigrant Russian whore to live in the apartment too without asking Gia if that was ok. The nerve of some people, right? Lol.
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#147863 - 02/20/06 08:12 PM
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Gia- why are you living with a man that isn't Malice
I find myself asking that question every night Cleetus.
Agh!! The sadness!!  
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#147864 - 02/20/06 08:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
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Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#147865 - 02/20/06 08:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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#147867 - 02/21/06 12:31 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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I have convinced him that this was totally inappropriate and I'm contacting the pet shelter where he bought it. Hopefully their return policy will be as flexible as Nordstrom. If not, FREE PUSSY TO GOOD HOME. End of story.
Have you considered E-Bay?
L@@k! L@@k! NO RESERVE! Own Pornstar Gia Jordan's Pussy!!!! *pics included*
The auction would get a million hits, but I can't promise anything in terms of bids unless GoldenPalace.com comes around.
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#147868 - 02/21/06 03:07 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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Put the cat and the girlfriend in a burlap bag then throw it into the pool.
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#147869 - 02/21/06 06:12 PM
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Registered: 04/16/04
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Accidentally put the cat under your rear tire of your car before you drive off.
Apologize to your roomie afterwards but also hint that it could happen again!
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#147873 - 02/23/06 08:57 AM
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#147874 - 02/23/06 09:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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#147876 - 02/23/06 04:57 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/02/04
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Loc: Lake Michigan
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I have convinced him that this was totally inappropriate and I'm contacting the pet shelter where he bought it. Hopefully their return policy will be as flexible as Nordstrom. If not, FREE PUSSY TO GOOD HOME. End of story.
I volunteer at an animal shelter since I can'y work any more it gives me something to do thats productive. I can't speak for all shelter's but we are usually fun on the cat side, but have some room on the dog's side. We try not to turn any animals away as we don't eithanize them, but usually just say that right now we don't have any room. We'll contact you when we have room. I am sorry that your roomate did that to you. I sounds like your roomate was trying to be considerate, but didn't think things through. Good luck on find the feline a good home.
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#147877 - 02/24/06 05:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Thanx, Redbeard. I found out that the animal shelter they got it at has a 2 week return policy. But it looks like I now live with a cat since my roomate is adamant about keeping it. I'm not really a cat person, but regardless, he should've asked first. I'm so on my last nerve with this fucking fag and his illegal Russian whore gf. My only salvation is knowing I put her in Gag Factor 20.
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#147880 - 02/24/06 08:16 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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Im kinda suprised you cant afford to pay a full rent and you must share a place with some asshole?
Rents gotta be expensive in San Pornando Valley.
I also have a mortgage in another state. I also am one of the cheapest, most frugal girls in the industry.
I think most "porn people" have roommates, because it is expensive (suprisingly to me), but as I find living in New York, you get more value for your money if you can rent a bigger place, and the only way to do that if you are $-conscious is to split it. Why waste that $2+ k you just earned having all your precious holes drilled and then sucking off the mope squad on rent?
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#147881 - 02/24/06 08:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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or you can always just put a down-payment on a modest place and rent out two rooms and play slumlord and usually end up a little ahead of the game.
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#147886 - 02/25/06 12:13 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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It's Kamila or Camilla from Gag Factor 20. I also put her in a bunch of Red Light/Platinum X stuff.
Awesome pimping, Gia! Now bitch-slap your roomie for buying the cat and threaten to "turn him out" like you did his girlfriend.
Problem solved and, if the turn-out is necessary, your mortgage gets paid off that much faster. Ka-Ching!
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#147887 - 02/25/06 12:15 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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#147888 - 02/25/06 04:06 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 01/19/04
Posts: 29
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al Russian whore gf. My only salvation is knowing I put her in Gag Factor 20.
A good reason to live alone if I ever saw one.
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#147889 - 02/26/06 07:40 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
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Im kinda suprised you cant afford to pay a full rent and you must share a place with some asshole?
Rents gotta be expensive in San Pornando Valley.
I also have a mortgage in another state. I also am one of the cheapest, most frugal girls in the industry.
Do you have renters living in your house in another state?
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