Whores who know a fucking week in advance about their shoot and dont call to fucking cancel. I spent 12 hrs on Sunday and 6 on Saturday on set because of this whore. Its hard finding a replacement at the last minute. Anyway, Im fucking rambling. Stupid fucking whores.

Who was it?? Dude you losy 18 total hours, plus opportunity cost(s) waiting when you COULD have been doing something else....You are entitled....spill, it is the Shitlist. At least post her initials....

I'm curious to know who it is too. He should also mention it at Porn Star Performance.

I believe in the '1 strike and she's out policy.' Fire her. She made you look bad.

Don't fire her. Give her a second chance, quietly arranging a Donkey Punch shoot...

Boooooo.......it's called shitlist for a reason, not "I'm pissed enough to bitch but not soil the whore's crappy rep."

Was it that cock-tease Cassandra and her buddy what's her face?

This would mean zero whores left to fuck upsidedown.

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How can these girls give up such easy money???? I was on a set last weekend where a couple girls flaked and it wasted nothing but valuble time for everyone. Show up , fuck, get it done and a couple hours later have a grand in yo hand. ...Simplicity at its finest... Any chick that flakes should have in her contract that they have to go and get degraded at JM in a pisskakke

Aaah, the flakey model. Something we've all dealt with-- my favorite was when a very well known porn star was over an hour late to my set. I called her, and she was SLEEPING. Not only that, but she was annoyed that I woke her up. We told her agent, and he dropped her immediately. If a girl flakes on me once, I will never hire her again.

Well it's just that we put an enormous amount of money into our productions-- I have my makeup artist, set designer and his assistant, two photo assistants, and a stylist who all count on the model showing up. After we've spent thousands of dollars on building the set, buying/renting the clothes, etc it's just so incredibly rude to not show up. Not only that, but it's a waste of my money and my time and that is most certainly not cool.

It's true burg, the whores are a dime a dozen 100% expendable. If they flake on you there's another to take their place. There's been a couple times I gave whores second chances and you usually get burned. Julie Night is a good example, Crystal Ray was the same way. Gia Paloma was also a notorious super flake back in the day, in my book. Still love her to death... well minus the wierd hair, jacked up makeup, and big fake boobs.

Malice

Are they really flakey Tony or did they just not want to work for you?

ryan knox = flake

I have not been scheduled for a shoot with anyone in over two months. This post just goes to show how little you actually know about our industry you fucking poser!

how was that trannie named stanny?

hey crawford, i'm a lowly PA, but why the fuck don't you EVEREVEREVER show up within 2 hours of calltime?

is it the cocaine or the defiance chickswifdicks that prevent you from doing so?

the last set i was on that you were supposed to be on, it took you 5 hours past calltime to make a diva-like appearance.

Hey tony, I am just curious but when did I flake on you? I didn't realize I had a "flake" reputation.

Julie

Jullie Night is the bomb diggety bomb. Her scenes fucking rock.

Word!

Flakes! Flakes!
Flakes! Flakes!
They don't do no good
They never be workin'
When they oughta should
They waste your time
They're wastin' mine
California's got the most of them
Boy, they got a host of them

Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
They got the Flakes

Flakes! Flakes!

They can't fix yer brakes
You ask 'em, "Where's my motor?"
"Well, it was eaten by snakes . . . "
You can stab 'n shoot 'n spit
But they won't be fixin' it
They're lyin' an' lazy
They can be drivin' you crazy

Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
(Take it away, Bob . . . )

I asked as nice as I could
If my job would
Somehow be finished by Friday
Well, the whole damn weekend
Came 'n went, Frankie
(Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?)
You know what? They didn't do nothin'
But they charged me double for Sunday

Now, you know, no matter what you do,
They gonna cheat 'n rob you
'N then they'll give you a bill
'N it'll get your senses reelin'
And if you do not pay
They got computer collectors
That'll get you so crazy
'Til your head'll go through th' ceilin'
Yes it will!

I'm a moron 'n this is my wife
She's frosting a cake
With a paper knife
All what we got here's
American made
It's a little bit cheesey,
But it's nicely displayed
Well we don't get excited when it
Crumbles 'n breaks
We just get on the phone
And call up some Flakes
They rush on over
'N wreck it some more
'N we are so dumb
They're linin' up at our door
Well, my toilet went crazy
Yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says
"Never flush a tampoon!"
This great information
Cost me half a week's pay
And the toilet blew up
Later on the next day ay-eee-ay
Yeah ay-eee-ay
Yeah ay-eee-ay
Yeah ay-eee-ay
Blew up the next day
WOO-OOO

One Two Three Four!

Flakes! Flakes!
Flakes! Flakes!
Flakes! Flakes!

One Two Three Four!
FLAKES!

We are millions 'n millions
We're coming to get you
We're protected by unions
So don't let it upset you
Can't escape the conclusion
It's probably God's Will
That civilization
Will grind to a standstill
And we are the people
Who will make it all happen
While yer children is sleepin',
Yer puppy is crappin'
You might call us Flakes
Or something else you might coin us
We know you're so greedy
That you'll probably join us

We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you
We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you
We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you
We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you

I've got quite a lot of Julie Night stuff and it rocks, she's so in to it...and when you watch the behind the sences, I think she comes across as a decent kinda girl.

So, heres to you Julie

You've helped me a knock a few out over the last few years