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#140890 - 01/17/06 10:49 PM
smartt & have2cit mutual admiration society
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
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Man, some intelligent chicks have been showing up here lately.
Good thing, eh? We need ´em to counterbalance stupid chicks like, uh, you, for example.
Edited by jrv (01/18/06 06:30 AM)
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#140895 - 01/18/06 05:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Good thing, eh? We need ´em to counterbalance stupid chicks like, uh, you, for example.
poor smartt, still mad he's not a mod. I hate to be the bearer of bad news (not) but everyone on the board will become a mod before you, even sammura. so how does it feel to be lower than sam shane anyway?
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#140896 - 01/18/06 05:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
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poor smartt, still mad he's not a mod. I hate to be the bearer of bad news (not) but everyone on the board will become a mod before you, even sammura. so how does it feel to be lower than sam shane anyway?
I´m not. And now excuse me, I´m going to shoot one more scene for the movie that will be way better than any JM Shit.
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#140897 - 01/18/06 05:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I´m not. And now excuse me, I´m going to shoot one more scene for the movie that will be way better than any JM Shit.
So when does your movie "Jungle Boy Loves Man Ass" come out anyway?
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#140899 - 01/18/06 06:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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your sperm swapping buddy jrv moved it
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#140901 - 01/20/06 03:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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ryan- undergoing meth psychosis
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#140902 - 01/20/06 03:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i think smartt must be of some means by brazilian standards given his english and the fact he owns one of nine computers in his country.
ryan, i'm willing to bet you could actually pick up some work and leave your apartment for the first time in three days by going down there to "shoot" for smartt's company. you'd see the world and be able to buy more meth when you get back and you've run out of diseases you can contract at this point.
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#140905 - 01/20/06 06:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Looks like Ryan and Smartt have to share a thread.
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#140907 - 01/20/06 06:06 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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#140908 - 01/20/06 06:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Looks like gia's been overshot!
you certainly won't have to worry about that
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#140909 - 01/20/06 06:08 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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#140910 - 01/20/06 06:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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What, me worry?
i'm sure your meth takes care of that emotion too
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#140911 - 01/20/06 06:12 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
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Looks like gia's been overshot!
Does overshot mean being saavy enough to not shoot for bottom of the barrel gonzo companies that hire you?
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#140913 - 01/20/06 06:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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No, it means everyone kiss Gia Jordan's ass and you might actualy get a hug out of it!
bitch slapping you is it's own reward
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#140915 - 01/20/06 06:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Sure fan sure- I think Chris Rok and you have a lot in common. You both post some whacky shit!!!
thanks a lot industry leech
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#140916 - 01/20/06 06:27 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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#140917 - 01/20/06 06:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Ryan-
I just ate a plate of corn, can I take a shit in your mouth?
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