Pun intended.

By the way, when Jeff really encourages you to do something like attend the waste of space that is the AVN Awards Show...run in the opposite direction, fast. I'll have MUCH more about that in a little....but anyway, Jeff hooks me up with a ticket into the show...in the fucking front row.

So sitting 2 seats away from me is Hillary Scott. She's a good-looking whore, I talked with her briefly on Friday. She was nice; I have no inkling how dumb or smart she really is, but after trying to talk to Katsumi's broken CanFranGlish, she sounds like a Rhodes Scholar. The only things separating me from a fanboy moment are (1) I still haven't slept and I'm snoozing 5 seconds at a time like you used to in Triginometry class (2) some himbo tweaker is sitting between us and playing video games on his MotoMeth Razr. So the show starts and tweaker must have had a spare 8-ball out in the lobby 'case he never came back. Hillary has her back to me, watching tonight's love-in to Ali Joone. As I ponder the back of her head, which many a degenerate have done before...I notice in the program she is up for the Best New Starlet award. I was hoping for the Cytherea/Jenaveve Jolie bitch-slapping contest, but somehow Smutty's unwholesome fixation on her talents has come to mind.

"Hmm...Smut voted her Most Extreme and a dozen other 'Mosts...' in his list...she can stick her hand up her ass, that's gotta count for something." Conclusion: Give her the award. If being extreme and new is good...she's the best. Now the time for the award comes up...some camera operator is kneeling beside her so he can film her response if she wins. Cytherea is blathering away with her new balloon lips (more on that later).

Mind you...Hillary is sitting utterly alone, except for this camera fag. I'd have said something now...but the moment "XPT" came out of my piehole...she'd flashback to the Burglar episode and stab my neck with her fingernails.

Long story short...they give the silly award to English whore MeKenzie Lee. Hillary claps a few times, doesn't change position. Maybe she didn't care, but all of a sudden, I did (I know...WTF?). Within seconds the would-be camera is gone to another table...and now noone is within 5 feet of her. For a single minute...I actually cared about this award.

So Hillary, I don't know whether or not you cared about it. You got jobbed like a rabbi at a free bacon giveaway. You're a good whore...make some lemonade.

wow, what a fascinating story of you not talking to Hillary Scott, you ass-kissng faggot.

btw, Katsumi speaks perfect english. she pretends not to when a ultra fanboy like you is annoying her.

I defer to the superior abilities of many people in this litle world, but not you. Perhaps, as you emerge from your mentally insufficient adolescence, you'll grow a bigger pair. Who cares about Kyoto except for the meltdowns? Hint: that's rhetorical queston. Even Smartt has the stones to put himself out there, post his pic, and deal with the consequences.

I'm totally convinced of your total pusillanimy. In short,
you
are
irrelevant.

Yeah, Hillary got screwed. Never heard or seen this Mckenzie Lee. In a couple months, we'll never hear from her again.

If not Hillary, then Jasmine should have won. I think either one of these two are career minded and will be in the industry for a long time, or as long as their holes stay intact.

Hillary should have started yelling "Fire" as Mckenzie was making the acceptance speech.

I love Hillary. She take good care of me by washing me every day with medicated soap. I'd bet daburglar's left wheel that she is gone from the business in a month. Now that the disease has clearly spread to her face, and Brandon Iron (or one of his aliases) has dumped her for the next hot starlet, and she endured the embarrassement of being alone at the awards, and she moped and sighed and tried not to cry the entire expo, and the gas station/convenience store down the street from her house is hiring a night clerk, all is in place for her to get out now.

Looks like Missy Monroe got ganked for performer of the year, too.

Thank you for the concern everybody, but I was not alone at the awards. I had a seat at the Elegant Angel and Platinum X tables, but AVN gave me special seating, for whatever reason. I did win two awards. I'm an award winning cocksucker now.

I never thought I'd agree with you Kyoto but when someone's right they're right. Willie D. just put a gun to your head and pull the fuckin' trigger ok? You would just save yourself so much pain and inner turmoil you must feel being so enthralled and obsessed with a porn world you hate so much and find so beneath you. I'm a fan who likes to critique, too, but I don't have to build myself up to do it, you worthless attention-whore.
I think Hilary Scott needs to retire yesterday with those warts of hers. So do you. But an article about how a fatfuck fanboy in denial didn't talk to her because he was too scared? Big Fuckin Deal. You did her a favor which I'm sure Katsumi wishes you'd done for her you douchebag. These "whores" are better people than you'll ever be you fuckin waste of space.

I don't have warts. You can ask Jeff at JM Productions who has shot me twice recently.

You are an ignorant piece of shit.

I was less than impressed with Makenzie in Tear Me A New One. In fact, it was a FF scene for me. Bolt-ons turn me off.

I'm not Hillary's biggest fan, but she certainly deserved the award more than Makenzie. Hillary is just about the most enthusiastic "new starlet" around.

However, I would have voted for Taryn Thomas.

Wow! One of the few who has actually seen a Mckenzie Lee scene. Amazing.

Hilary,

This will sound like typical fanboy droolings, but I couldn't believe how beautiful you look in ALL the photos I've seen of you. You glow in every single picture!


Now, if you'll excuse me I am going to beetle off and find some movies of you to masturbate to.

When does your Max Hardcore scene come out?

She is fucking gorgeous. Simply stunning.

Sure, those are respectable awards, but it doesn't change the fact that they robbed her of the best new starlet award and gave it to some buck toothed brit who hasn't really done dick in the US where it counts... Do they even print the tallies of the votes?