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#133659 - 12/15/05 12:09 PM Van Piles is Brandon Irons
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#133660 - 12/15/05 12:11 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
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Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
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+1
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#133661 - 12/15/05 12:50 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
LizardLips Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 30
Loc: Porn Prison Planet
Nice try T.J Nobody is gonna pay any attention to your obvious attempt at a diversion. Brandon doesn't know fuck about Boo Ya only YOU do. Van Piles is T.J. and now he's trying to cover it up like the little speed freak tranny fucking bitch that he is.
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#133662 - 12/15/05 12:53 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
I grew up in Iowa, yet I knew in the early '90's that the Boo-Ya tribe was a "band" of fat, no-talent rap/rocking Samoans from L.A.. Whazza big fuggin' deal, beyaach? I'm not Brandon Irons, either.

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#133663 - 12/15/05 12:54 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i'm tiger woods.
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#133664 - 12/15/05 12:55 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
I am Spartacus.

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#133665 - 12/15/05 01:03 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
I'm Rick James, bitch!

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#133666 - 12/15/05 02:14 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
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#133667 - 12/15/05 02:34 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
LizardLips Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 30
Loc: Porn Prison Planet
I am the Walrus.
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#133668 - 12/15/05 02:55 PM Best Thread Hijack This Week
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Right here, mothafukka.

Oh, if you want to see vanpiles pro-AH click here.

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#133669 - 12/15/05 03:08 PM Re: Best Thread Hijack This Week
vanpiles Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 137
you guys are good... im caught.. ok sorry everyone ill stop my tom foolery.. right before keith kicks the shit out of me. cuz he's a tough guy tranny fucker and iam a tweaker who likes to review my own bad porn...... come over to my office im sitting here at American Hardcore waiting for you you dumb muther fuckers....or call me at 874-3267. iam aout to do a line of meth and start turning red so try me fuckers.

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#133670 - 12/15/05 03:10 PM Re: Best Thread Hijack This Week
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
"Girls Suck" was great. Just do it without Prick Shameless.

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#133671 - 12/15/05 03:15 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Im Batman





I'm conflicted...very much so...
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#133672 - 12/15/05 03:26 PM Re: Best Thread Hijack This Week
LizardLips Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 30
Loc: Porn Prison Planet
Quote:

you guys are good... im caught.. ok sorry everyone ill stop my tom foolery.. right before keith kicks the shit out of me. cuz he's a tough guy tranny fucker and iam a tweaker who likes to review my own bad porn...... come over to my office im sitting here at American Hardcore waiting for you you dumb muther fuckers....or call me at 874-3267. iam aout to do a line of meth and start turning red so try me fuckers.




Sarcasm won't work either T.J. DiReda you tweeker cocksucking asshole. Now you're trying to have your cake and eat it, too, you fat disgusting bastard. This is the first true post you have posted. You're right. T.J. Direda is VAN PILES. You giving your phone number on the web only proves further that you are Van Piles, who the fuck else would have/want YOUR phone number handy except crystal meth dealers and tranny hookers? You fuck tranny hookers and everybody knows it so don't even point the finger at Keith who I hope wipes the floor with you and Boo Ya. Or better yet, maybe it could be like Tupac and Biggie with you both ending up in the grave and we all win.
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#133673 - 12/15/05 03:44 PM Re: Best Thread Hijack This Week
vanpiles Offline
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Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 137
keith tj

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#133674 - 12/15/05 03:48 PM Re: Best Thread Hijack This Week
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
This flame war sucks when no one knows who either of you 2 are or cares
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#133675 - 12/15/05 09:09 PM Re: Best Thread Hijack This Week
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
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Quote:

Quote:

You fuck tranny hookers and everybody knows it




well at least SOMEONE has something in common with norm bentley.
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#133676 - 12/15/05 10:48 PM Re: Best Thread Hijack This Week
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
I am IRONMAN
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#133677 - 12/15/05 10:58 PM Re: Best Thread Hijack This Week
vanpiles Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 137
norman bentley is a fuckin tranny homo and loves to bang trannies... you guys are the gayest company in porn... Iam Blue Blake and defiance is chi chi larue

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#133678 - 12/15/05 10:59 PM Re: Best Thread Hijack This Week
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

I am IRONMAN



Ozzy batting in the 7th inning


Second worst, just slightly better than Jeff "Wrigley Stadium" Gordon.

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#133679 - 12/24/05 07:24 PM Re: Best Thread Hijack This Week
Mikey Ropucha Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 291
Loc: Illinois, the Porn Void
Seriously, I've never understood the Brandon Iron hate in this place. He's always been cool by me
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#133680 - 12/24/05 08:44 PM Re: Best Thread Hijack This Week
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Seriously, I've never understood the Brandon Iron hate in this place. He's always been cool by me




Dude, nobody hates Brandon. This is the most midget positive place on the internet. It's all his fake screennames that creep us out- especially tattoo-dick self-portrait guy.

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#133681 - 03/06/06 03:29 PM Re: Best Thread Hijack This Week
Robbye Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 173
Loc: Behind the Camera, CA
Imagine the trauma Norman Bentley's ex wife went through...and we wonder why she's rumored to have substance abuse problems. Poor girl is STILL in therapy dealing with his tranny issues. You'd stay intoxicated, too if your husband stole your panties. She probably felt inadequate because she doesn't have a penis.
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#133682 - 03/06/06 03:33 PM Re: Best Thread Hijack This Week
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC

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I call myself Trinity because I am the woman behind the Matrix..




You're Carrie-Anne Moss?
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#133683 - 03/06/06 03:41 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Quote:

i'm tiger woods.



No James. You're a POOR black child, not a rich black man.

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#133684 - 03/06/06 06:56 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
frankenswine Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 123
I'm very sorry for you, if you had to endure your husband playing dress up. Watching him go into business with a one eared dickhead who has no idea what an idiot he really is must be tough too. My deepest sympathy to you and your fucked up journey. I'm tiffany amber thessien.

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#133685 - 03/06/06 10:42 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
pornloser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 167
i am not van piles!!

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#133686 - 03/07/06 03:20 AM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
Hyde Offline
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#133687 - 03/08/06 06:52 AM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
jizzbiz69 Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/27/05
Posts: 34

I'm Flounder

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#133688 - 03/12/06 11:01 PM Re: Best Thread Hijack This Week
Robbye Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 173
Loc: Behind the Camera, CA
Quote:


Quote:

I call myself Trinity because I am the woman behind the Matrix..




You're Carrie-Anne Moss?




Nope, just another woman attempting to escape from the Matrix...
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#133689 - 03/12/06 11:19 PM Re: Best Thread Hijack This Week
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:


Quote:

I call myself Trinity because I am the woman behind the Matrix..




You're Carrie-Anne Moss?




Nope, just another woman attempting to escape from the Matrix...




It just dawned on me this morning what you meant. Robbye, your photos are solid and welcome aboard.
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#133690 - 03/12/06 11:27 PM Re: Best Thread Hijack This Week
Robbye Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 173
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


Quote:

I call myself Trinity because I am the woman behind the Matrix..




You're Carrie-Anne Moss?





Nope, just another woman attempting to escape from the Matrix...




It just dawned on me this morning what you meant. Robbye, your photos are solid and welcome aboard.




Thanks, love...I've been hidden behind my ex for the past years, i'ts cool to commuicate with everyone out there
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#133691 - 03/13/06 10:17 AM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
Robbye Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 173
Loc: Behind the Camera, CA
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I'm very sorry for you, if you had to endure your husband playing dress up. Watching him go into business with a one eared dickhead who has no idea what an idiot he really is must be tough too. My deepest sympathy to you and your fucked up journey. I'm tiffany amber thessien.




Thanks for the understanding...that's sweet. But, now that I am legally NOT allowed to speak and/or contact anyone about that certain someone, I'm ready to stop the bitching, and start some business...any takers??
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#133692 - 03/13/06 10:19 AM Re: Best Thread Hijack This Week
Robbye Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 173
Loc: Behind the Camera, CA
Quote:

It just dawned on me this morning what you meant. Robbye, your photos are solid and welcome aboard.




Thanks so much for your support...I look forward to working with the webmaster community for MANY years to come. It's about time I stepped out and said hello...
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#133693 - 03/13/06 12:54 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
asdf Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
Quote:

Quote:

I'm very sorry for you, if you had to endure your husband playing dress up. Watching him go into business with a one eared dickhead who has no idea what an idiot he really is must be tough too. My deepest sympathy to you and your fucked up journey. I'm tiffany amber thessien.




Thanks for the understanding...that's sweet. But, now that I am legally NOT allowed to speak and/or contact anyone about that certain someone, I'm ready to stop the bitching, and start some business...any takers??




it's so cool you were able to transcend TRASH TALKIN before you were legally required to.

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#133694 - 03/13/06 07:36 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
Robbye Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 173
Loc: Behind the Camera, CA
Quote:

it's so cool you were able to transcend TRASH TALKIN before you were legally required to.




Not worth my time to trash talk anymore...it's not even worth my energy. and besides, WHTF are you to care?
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#133695 - 03/13/06 10:15 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
asdf Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
Quote:

Quote:

it's so cool you were able to transcend TRASH TALKIN before you were legally required to.




Not worth my time to trash talk anymore...it's not even worth my energy. and besides, WHTF are you to care?




nice edit, skank

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#133696 - 03/14/06 05:26 AM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
I am your father Luke.
Btw why don't all of you fuckers get Brandon's name out of your mouths and get a job,cause Brandon's at work.
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#133697 - 03/14/06 10:32 AM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
Robbye Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 173
Loc: Behind the Camera, CA
Quote:

Not worth my time to trash talk anymore...it's not even worth my energy. and besides, WHTF are you to care?




nice edit, skank




SKANK? BRING IT ON, and keep hiding up there in Portland. What the fuck have YOU contributed to the industry? Butt out, ugly bitch.
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#133698 - 03/14/06 11:18 AM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
JimJaded Offline
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Registered: 09/22/05
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CATFIGHT!
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#133699 - 03/14/06 01:57 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
Jack Mehoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
Quote:

CATFIGHT!





For that one you need to speed up the banana gif by about a factor of 10.




See, its just nowhere near furious enough for the mentioned prospect.
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#133700 - 03/14/06 06:54 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
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CATFIGHT!



(me)->Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!
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#133701 - 03/14/06 09:25 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Wayne Carey is Roo Boy...

WAYNE CAREY IS ROO BOY

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#133702 - 03/14/06 10:47 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
Jack Mehoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
Quote:

Wayne Carey is Roo Boy...

WAYNE CAREY IS ROO BOY





I'm pretty sure its probably only going to be me and you who get that reference. The other few antipodeans are probably bum-sniffers.


And I don't get the joke.
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#133703 - 03/16/06 04:38 AM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

Quote:

Wayne Carey is Roo Boy...

WAYNE CAREY IS ROO BOY





I'm pretty sure its probably only going to be me and you who get that reference. The other few antipodeans are probably bum-sniffers.


And I don't get the joke.




there's no joke, it's just that that ad was a part of my childhood.

WAYNE CAREY IS ROO BOY

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#133704 - 03/18/06 09:26 PM Re: Van Piles is Brandon Irons
Robbye Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 173
Loc: Behind the Camera, CA
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

it's so cool you were able to transcend TRASH TALKIN before you were legally required to.




Not worth my time to trash talk anymore...it's not even worth my energy. and besides, WHTF are you to care?





nice edit, skank




WTF do you conribute to this industry, besides talking trash? Ar least I have the talent to make people money...
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