So someone talked me into going to AEE in Vegas. I'm pretty much neutral on Vegas. I don't gamble much and I'm not into hooke...errr "escorts." But I am looking forward to a few things:

Seeing Burglar do a wheelie in that cripple sled of his.

Getting Ava Devine's autograph on my jizz sock.

Seeing if Malice sounds as Irish as he looks.

Having a casual discussion with Jeff Mike about the *exact* moment he dreamt up "Irritable Bowel Syndrome."

Spending time with Cryin Knox discussing the symbolism of the Brussels Sprout on his chest.

Wearing my "ReElect Mary Manross" t-shirt to the ClubJenna booth.



Congratulating Wankus on his growing moobs.

Seeing Genesis Skye...outside...in line...waiting to buy a ticket...with Gague.

Going to booth 3012 to see the new Wicked contract girls...only to be referred to booth 1037, www.realdoll.com

Flicking a booger at noahped while he wipes the brown stains from his nose.

Shouting "fire" and seeing which whores head for the exits, and which whores head for the women's restroom to check their makeup.

Watching Burglar track down Hillary Scott by scent.

Visually inspecting the Luke/Holly dynamic.

Not paying $300 for a hotel room I'll never use.

@ AMA, seeing if Longshot is still rolling with the hawk-mullet, or if he's gone back to impersonating Neil from "The Young Ones."

Watching the trannys roll into the Defiance booth.

Watching Taylor AlAnon Rain stumble around high on hippie lettuce and meth.

Watching Keith follow her.

Watching Fayner follow him.

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Wearing my "ReElect Mary Manross" t-shirt to the ClubJenna booth.

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too funny

I hear Jenna wanted Alice, Flo and Vera from Mel's Diner to cater her booth, but didn't realize it was just a show. Right after someone told her the story in The Gauntlet was made up.

I hate you man.
But that is fucking funny.

@ Willie.....Great post.

We need to start a pool on who the first porn whore to appear "out of it" will be and give bonus odds if one actually OD's.

I may be rolling around on a dolley being pulled by Jamal if my wheelchair bomb with "KSEX MUST EXPLODE" scrawled on it doesn't make it through Airport Security.

*sniff sniff* I can already smell her from way the fuck across the country...

Funny shit right there Sweet Dick Willie.

I hear that Jill Kelly is dragging her ass out on display at AVN. Funny how they are bankrupt and can afford to be there? Is Robert Friedland secretly alive and funding Miss Kelly's appearance? I saw her at a carwash recently and she looked a bit out of it. How did this happen? She was so hot and now she has turned into a suburban housewife. javascript:void(0)

well anyone that posts here and is going to the convention should stop by the Kick Ass Booth and just at least say hi to me and Bianca Pureheart. I'll try not to scare you away.

I can't imagine those things being a lot of fun. I mean, who wants to be mauled by some clown like Bono-One begging "Oooh......take a peecture with meeeee......I'll make it my avatar on ADTeeee.....".

would someone mind sneaking me some ketel one at my naughty america booth???? I don't need any mixers.

You guys are the greatet pervs evr!!!!!! Yeah I'm drunk at home now too

Lexi, I didn't know you'd shot for NA...were you a Bookworm Bitch, a SoCal Coed, an American Daydream, or My Friend's Hot Sister?

My sister's hot friend and naughty office and a soon yet to be released, Fantasty movie and naughty cribs. I performed some of it under serena sinn though.