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#122577 - 10/09/05 12:20 PM
Re: AVN Blog alive with hate for Wankus
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
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I like it how James showed up with a gas can and a match. Kind of takes me back to the good old days of bgol and smiling arab.
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#122578 - 10/09/05 02:55 PM
Re: AVN Blog alive with hate for Wankus
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/27/05
Posts: 37
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"Could you find a bigger cluster of fucking idiots assembled under 1 roof? The verbiage is a barrage of bane and trite-non-stop-unintelligent-childish-boring-bullshit! And Wankus......does the world really need another Jerry Lewis?" Ouch! That's pretty harsh. 
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#122579 - 10/14/05 07:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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oh man-this is the feelgood event of the year-it just goes on....and on....
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#122581 - 10/16/05 09:52 PM
Re: AVN Blog alive with hate for Wankus
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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and on....
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#122583 - 10/17/05 05:34 PM
Re: AVN Blog alive with hate for Wankus
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i felt it necessary to leave denverdon gasping, holding his intestines in his hands in shock a few minutes ago.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#122584 - 10/17/05 10:03 PM
Re: AVN Blog alive with hate for Wankus
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Upon trying to post... Quote:
Comment Submission Error
Your comment submission failed for the following reasons:
In an effort to curb malicious comment posting by abusive users, I've enabled a feature that requires a weblog commenter to wait a short amount of time before being able to post again. Please try to post your comment again in a short while. Thanks for your patience.
So Bob, here,s my post. Maybe one of your jack-booted thugs can post this for me when my quarantine is ended.
"Bob, you are partially to blame for this thread hikack cum flame war--you basically said all that needed to be said. Gauge flaked, Alexis did not. Gauge is narcissistic, catty, demanding, even over-the-hill and in denial. 'Nuff said. However, you did write, "It starts out with comments on KSEX and a few web sites that...," of course implying that this was broadcast by them. If you didn't mean it that way, fine; but that's how you wrote it. This gives Wanktionary a chance at bringing himself and his baby KSEX into the mix to defend/promote themselves and split some linguistic hairs. In this whole mix are a bunch of people with gas cans and matches, ready to go on any highly polarizing issue, like...oh...you-know-who. Guy drives this further by his own narcissism and attempts at self-justification, which invites the posters to throw even more gas, and pretty soon the blog goes Emergency 51. So thanks for the skinny on Gauge, who does need a reality check, but if self-promoter Wanklicity starts qualifying other people's writing, you should know it's gonna get ugly. RTT"
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#122585 - 10/18/05 08:21 AM
Re: AVN Blog alive with hate for Wankus
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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willie-shame on you! that required thinking...be the directionless anger(cue caddyshack chevy chase)-nanananana---be one with the rabid pitbull-nananannana.
should you desire to post that, i've gotten the same rejection notice three or four times-just keep trying it and it'll let you through. wait five minutes or so between attempts.
choo know your philosophers, huh? about three others on adt do too, making it a kinda pointless exercise since everyone's in their own camp with their own level of knowledge. you may want to just troll.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#122587 - 10/18/05 09:37 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/03/03
Posts: 255
Loc: DoodyVille
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i felt it necessary to leave denverdon gasping, holding his intestines in his hands in shock a few minutes ago.
I don't think "denverdon" and "houstondon" are the same person. I could be wrong, tho...
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#122588 - 10/18/05 09:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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nope, they are, it's confirmed.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#122594 - 11/04/05 06:43 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Not only am I Elvis but sometimes I'm James Dean.
Holy shit. Finally a post of yours without a mention of that Wankus guy. There is a God.
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#122597 - 01/16/06 02:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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It's not Wankus this time, but Lockwood. It's like he stumbled in drunk or stoned and just went off on a rant. http://blog.avn.com/blog/archives/2006/01/adultdvdtalkcom.html#comments
Dude, he is really obnoxious, read this shit:
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Everything you all have read about me has been blown wayyyy out of proportion and the spin has been put on over-time by various haters, wannabes, and hanger-ons desperate for attention and website hits for cheap-ass banner revenue. They're so broke and pathetic. (How's that Kia running Luke? Gene, how's life in that one bedroom apartment off Ventura you've been living in for years? You guys live like the rats you are. I make SIX FIGURES A YEAR being one of the busiest working guys in the business, I get PAID to fuck hot chicks EVERY DAY and to travel and shoot all over the world-Caribbean, New York, Vegas, etc.-so hate on THAT you worthless gasbags. All of you white trash gossip writers are all broke-ass failures as men, you should be ashamed of yourselves.)
I mean, its hard for me to hate Lockwodd simply because he is the most likely agent of ridding the world (or at least Porn) of Wankus, but holy shit, his equating the entire meaning and joys of life to be Fucking Porn Chicks for Money, and then being able to afford to pretend to be a punk rock star, is Sooooooo "Dorian Gray-esque" it makes a nihilistic, empty-souled anti-social hedonist who would have no compunction embezzling from Tsunami Relief Funds to pay for a fuck with Carmen Electra like myself feel very, very altruistic.
I really get the feeling Kurt has a morbid fear of death, and he doesn't want to die if it has been more than 2 hours since his last Orgasm, Raspberry Smoothie or acoustic cover of "Johnnie Rotten Performs Live at the Birmingham Volunteer Fire Brigade Headquarters, 1979"...  what a fucking tool....
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#122598 - 01/16/06 03:10 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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It's not Wankus this time, but Lockwood. It's like he stumbled in drunk or stoned and just went off on a rant. http://blog.avn.com/blog/archives/2006/01/adultdvdtalkcom.html#comments
Wow..that was surreal...But on the plus side I've got sigs for days.......
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#122599 - 01/16/06 03:48 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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You know, I am a connoisseur of kook rants, I love them like a wine lover can savor a fine Merlot, but even I couldn't get past the a) b) and c) of his hideous post. Maybe it's just me, I've always had trouble appreciating talented artists like Kurt.  Now this is funny: after reading our posts here about what kind of a poseur would snap his own demented-looking tortured artist profile pic, Kurt added the following: Quote:
Hi welcome to Kurt's Art. This is where I post other artistic things I've been working on. Enjoy! E-mail me and let me know what you think! (By the way, the above pic was taken in about 10 seconds by Penthouse Pet Ava Vincent who noticed the peculiar lighting on me while I was doing the dishes and grabbed this quick pic, if you look bottom left you can see her shadow holding the camera). peace, KURT
YEAH! It's malcontents like YOU that don't understand poetry! Kurt's love will shoot you!
Quote:
Draw a line
Smoke a toke
Get it on
Hit the streets
Delirious
Paranoid
HOLLYWOOD BABYLON
Feel me
Thrill me
Heal me
HOLLYWOOD BABYLON
Yeah, o yeah...
Smash the car
Punch the glass
Oversleep
HOLLYWOOD BABYLON...
Sex trade
Video
Pay the rent
HOLLYWOOD BABYLON
Out in the sunshine
Ocean moonlight
My love will shoot you
I am the hunter
And I will find you
My love will shoot you down...
Feel me
Thrill me
Heal me
HOLLYWOOD BABYLON
Now this... This is just intense. Here he compares time to the metaphor of the dog--the constant, long-suffering companion of man. I feel like I could sit at Kurt's feet all day in his little elf uniform and just listen to him pine on time:
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Time is a killer of passion
Time is nippin' at my heals
Time is a dog whose teeth are at my throat
Ah, but who did steal the soul? Not Kurt, otherwise he wouldn't be asking. I really feel like a contextual analysis of this one, which goes by the subtle yet ingenious title "APOCALYPTIC NYMPHOMANIA," would be obtuse: the words just scream off the page like the tiny voices of ants being burned by a kid with a magnifying glass.
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She love her make up
We love to break up
I just wanna fuck and rock n' roll
Yo, who stole the soul?
Born again Sunset Blvd. gold
I just wanna fuck and rock n' roll.
I'm floored by this one. This is a whole new side of Kurt: vulnerable, defensive, still retarded but just waiting his metaphorical dad to give him a big metaphorical hug... or at least a reach-around instead of the usual toss of the soiled hankerchief on his head:
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I went out drivin' around 3 a.m.
Figured by then I'd had enough
I saw two stars in the evening sky
One was falling
It was my love
There's somethin' missin' in your kissin' babe
I'd swear was there before
There's somethin' in your kissin' babe
Somethin' sweet ain't there no more.
I hear your voice in the howling wind
I see your face come out of the dark.
Black clouds rolling in tonite
So vicious, unrelenting
Just like my heart
The trees are bending in the freezing night
I wait for you
With steel so cold
Your two headlights cut up my driveway
They flicker and fade
They are my soul
I leave you with that. Takes my breath away. This was the voice of the one and only Kurt.
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#122600 - 01/16/06 03:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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kurt, honey, if you're reading this---the only thing seperating you from your namesake, mr.cobain----is death. try it, it's credibility-city.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#122601 - 01/16/06 04:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#122602 - 01/17/06 12:28 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 5
Loc: Darwin's waiting room
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My first post, and it's to give props to Smiling Arab for that brilliant, insightful and deeply moving critique of Mr. Lockwood's poetry. I for one, feel a deeper connection to Kurt's work and have a far deeper appreciation for his talents. Clearly this is an important, undiscovered genius and we are the simple, unwashed masses lacking appreciation for a true artiste of his caliber. Kind of reminds me of the early, raw work of say... Pauly Shore - pre Bio Dome, of course.
I can't stop laughing.
Or am I really crying?
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#122607 - 01/17/06 02:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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What are those tats on his forearms- is he albanian?
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