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#103970 - 05/30/05 03:01 PM
bono-one
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i cannot believe this guy just locked this on adt. it's not a baseless rumor, the dude provided evidence. stop being a selectively-sycophantic bottle of human-vagisil or i'll rip your fallopian tubes out. dishrag. and stop stealing clothes from church collection bins. and lose the david-koresh-eyewear.
Since no one is starting a thread about the hottest topic in the porn valley right now, I might as well.
For those who are not up to the speed, lukeisback.com has pics of Teagan and the guy together.
Teagan writes in the guy's myspace.com page on 5/30/05:
"Aw....I love you. Thank you for cheering me up & taking such good care of me. The baby got SO big. I couldn't believe it. Thanks for reassuring me that everythings gonna be okay. I know that I maynot like moving to Fallbrook but @ least you'll be there with ME!
I love You!!!..
xoxo"
"I'm so sorry that I kicked you out of bed in the middle of the night. You looked so uncomfortable on that counch when I woke up the next morning."
Let the party begin!
bono-ONE
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The lovely Ariana!!!
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Posted - May 30 2005 : 05:28:02 PM Show Profile Email PosterThis has actually been posted before and I don't recall Teagan making this public on our site so I'm going to close this out of respect for her so don't take this personal.
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#103973 - 05/30/05 10:28 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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I made three posts at ADT the other day. I'm trying to slowly slip in without drawing too much attention to myself. It's so tough. Right now I have replies to the "What do spiegler girls do..." thread and the "Is Jenna Jameson half Italian" thread that I'm just itching to post, but I think I'd be a gonner, even though they're not that bad.
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#103974 - 05/30/05 10:40 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Oh yeah, and the bono thing...
Does he really expect Teagan -- who clearly just ruined the only thing (her career) she had going for her -- to release a statement through her "people" that she is, in fact, pregnant?
First off, D.P. has got to be fuming. So, as of now, she probably has no "people". Second, it can't be any clearer when the "rumor" of her pregnancy is coming from her own mouth -- or, in this case, fingers.
This man should be hurt. Bad. If kyoto isn't too pissed at everyone, we should commission him to "go to work" on bono.
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#103980 - 06/06/05 03:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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"don't hate the playa..."?
novel in 1998. you're actually right, my parents did give me a condo they owned. it needed new floors, but i'm grateful for it.
seriously, he's the only mod who really bothers me there-nobody else shuts down threads for personal-reasons. and it kills me when he shuts down a really juicy one.
random--the squirting thread was hilarious, i figured i could start shit and sit back while myk cleaned-house. which he did.
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#103981 - 06/06/05 04:18 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Your ADT posts were pretty mild.
Of course they were, I'm not stupid. I'm over there under the name I use here. Everyone who's a regular there reads this board. They may not post, but they read. What do you really expect me to do, launch an all out "FUCK YOU" assault five posts in. I wouldn't do that anyway, but I'd like to make a few posts without being labeled a "troll". I've already had to edit posts just to remove shit that would earn me that label.
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You can do better. People are counting on you!
Really? I can't imagine anyone caring what I do over there.
James - yeah, hysterical thread. Each one of squirt's posts are just a variation of the previous -- "open mind", "close mind", "ignorant", "Grafenberg", "tested for myself" etc. Funny shit. I really liked how he got all indepth about his testing methods, which of course were challenged.
Early on I thought bombarding him with a bunch of urine questions -- has he tasted it, if so, what does it taste like -- would be at least kind of amusing. They're basically unanswerable questions. Not many people would cop to willingly drinking piss.
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#103982 - 06/06/05 04:51 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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So no hints on your id? Quote:
Bono... seems to have a way with the starlets.
That's like saying I have a way with brushing my teeth. Accomplishing these two things only requires the simplest of skills.
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Would we all could do the same.
I'm just going to assume you meant "Wish we all could do the same".
Well if your dream is to plow some ugly skank like Ariana Jolle, then you could probably achieve this as well. Bono did, and he's not exactly a young Rick Springfield in the looks department. Just lick the ass of your favorite disease-ridden starlet on a message board, then do it via e-mail, then do it face-to-face at AEE, and you too can live your dream. Aim low though, because even lightweight sluts like Carman Luvana and Stormy have standards and most likely wouldn't consider fucking a fan unless he looked like a young Rick Springfield and/or had money.
You're trying to sell Bono as a cool dude, but nobody's going to buy that shit. It's just not going to happen. We've all seen the pics.
Plus, I'm not even taking into account how god-awful his personality must be in person.
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#103983 - 06/06/05 06:13 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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You're trying to sell Bono as a cool dude, but nobody's going to buy that shit. It's just not going to happen. We've all seen the pics.
He's just a mellow guy who likes porn a lot. I just don't see much cause to pick on him. Yeah, I would have enjoyed more discussion of Teagan, but then again I sort of could care less.
I've had multiple names here and more than one name there, just like most ...
Anyway, I'm sure complaining about ADT on XPT is gonna have a huge impact on ADT's mod policiies. And vice versa.
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#103984 - 06/06/05 06:15 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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"don't hate the playa..."?
novel in 1998.
You got me.
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#103987 - 06/06/05 10:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#103988 - 06/06/05 11:22 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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 LMFAO I was "seriously warned' after 3 (three) posts.....
This guy (RIEGLER99) has you beat in this thread:
All Forums -> Star Crossed -> Gia Paloma's New Boobies!!
Warned after only two posts
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#103990 - 06/10/05 10:29 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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it goes way back. there are a lotta threads in the archive.
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#103991 - 06/10/05 11:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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he's actually the only moderator who consistently does things like that. most of them just delete spam, lock threads that get out of control and move others to the appropriate forum. being subject to someone whose personal interests conflict with discussing an increasing-number of things feels sucks in the same vein as corrupt cops in latvia would suck. i don't love everyone there, but the users don't bother me in the same way as someone who locks legit threads that upset him like an ostrich thinking it's possible to be invisible by submerging his head in sand. do i really hate bono-one? yes for his online incarnation. probably no for the guy in real life. he actually seems like a very nice and earnest person, but in terms of creating an environment for anything other than "WOW! Teagan!" the guy ruins my life. i think he's a shitty moderator, the point of a forum is to discuss things not arbitrarily lock ones because they're less than complimentary for someone you like. i'm generally content to play within some confines of civility on adt, but it's intolerable when you can't discuss anything other than how great taryn thomas and redlight district are. civility is great sometimes, i don't care for the creepy, misogynist, degradation-rules shit or the stuff like the chloe jones threads on this place which is why i stick to the monkey cage for the most part. for the record, i've got no problem with you JAG. plus, didn't you say you were a masshole once?
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#103993 - 06/11/05 03:53 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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James summed up the bono situation (Bonnie Situation, anybody?) better than I ever could have. I guess that's why he's a Harvard man.
I'm probably the worst to bono here, but frankly, I don't really give a shit. Unlike James, in real life, I imagine bono's ten times worse. I believe he lives in my general vicinity and it frightens the hell out of me to know that I could one day pull into a 76 station for gas and see him. Fortunately I always carry a crossbow in my trunk.
Anyway, some people might think that people like bono and ADT in general are discussed too much here, but really, except for the odd thread or post in an existing thread, it's a very small part of XXXPT.
This place is complete chaos. Nothing is scared and nothing is taken seriously. Like James said, at times some things can be too much, but for the most part it's always very funny. If you can laugh at porn's inanity, you should fit right in.
Here's a thread I started with links to threads that I thought were some of the best of 2005. There are plenty more good ones, but it's a start. Threads usually take a drastic turn from their original topic, so it's hard to remember where all the gems are. Highlights/Lowlights
Here's another good thread. Just type "jenna" into the search within the last six months. A lot of good stuff should come up.
Oh, and welcome.
P.S. On a side note, I've been typing way too many long posts. I used to make short, hopefully funny quips and only the occasional long post. Now it's the other way around. Fuck. I've lost my way. I need to take some time off and regroup.
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#103995 - 06/11/05 05:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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JAG-so is it really greener over there? this winter was almost too much, i considered getting out of here but i managed to find a job in one of the few industries where boston's really where you want to be. of course, not it's too hot. anyhow, welcome and take things with a grain of salt, which is close to being a spice.
random---shaddup's posted almost 200 times in a few weeks and while none are individually that bad he's the worst poster ever. don't be that guy who feels they need to add a smiley of one-liner to everything. really short posts suck, most longer ones don't. everyone thinks their witty/pithy/dry post of a few words is going to be much funnier than it ends up playing. it doesn't work that way on the internet.
posts over a sentence usually are indicative that someone had something to say and took ten minutes to make more than one point. it's tough to write more than a few sentences if you're clueless so anything over a paragraph is going to weed out a lot of dullards. the majority of those responsible for wasting a part of my life with really bad posts in gpt and fan requests keep it to a sentence or two.
it's a pain in the ass to read through threads where every reply is one sentence that's often not useful. then you have to instantly switch speakers and gears for another of the same. when you put 30 replies that are basically grunts together or get into "+1" you're getting very little information or entertainment for your reading-time.
most really-epic posters either end up seeming tweaked-out or pathetic. watch the average person write something over a few sentences and it's painfully-laborious. people don't write much, i'd think most don't write more than 100 real sentences in a year. i blame the lost generation. so it's obvious that the russian-novels are fueled by speed or they've taken close to an hour of writing which indicates someone cares too much. it shouldn't ever take more than 5-10 minutes to express your thoughts on pornography and if you're as careless and unwilling to look at what you've written as i am, you can get a fair amount out there. it's impossible to get any kind of identity across to people if all you're writing is a few words, even if you post 2000 times. and ultimately, you're just reducing yourself to the peanut gallery/chorus that doesn't do anything but chime in. and that makes for totally-uncompelling reading.
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#103996 - 06/11/05 02:41 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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No worries, James. I wasn't talking about one line, pointless drivel. It was more just about typing so much, particularly on the topics I've chosen to contribute to.
Basically I equate long posts with me putting way too much thought into a pointless topic. Not this one, but some others recently. What I like best about this place is not having to use my brain in the slightest, because I'm forced to use it in every other aspect of my life. It seems everything has gotten all too serious here lately (it may just be me), which in turn leads me to posting more seriously, and that's something I'm sick of doing.
It's just no fun for me.
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#103998 - 06/13/05 04:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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fuck, time for another round of denying i'm the devil, i should have checked it over the weekend. i piss people off like few others, and the funny thing is i'm pretty nice to almost everyone there and even try to help people figure out tech shit on occasion. it's kind of cool to be so upsetting, but it's the wrong people this time around.
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#103999 - 06/13/05 05:57 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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I posted a simple "blah" in the Gia's New Rack thread somewhere on this site. I had something to say, and I feel like I communicated it quite nicely. . Maybe you guys are just making things up to argue about?  I read short, and long, boring and/or pointless posts. I read short, and long, hilarious and/or informative(god forbid) posts. Those last two sentences were no fun to write. 
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#104000 - 06/13/05 09:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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James- I think that most people there actually do like you- except for the few that just hate anything with the "taint" of xxxpt on it and those people are beyond help.
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#104003 - 06/14/05 10:57 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 06/10/05
Posts: 17
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JAG-so is it really greener over there? this winter was almost too much, i considered getting out of here but i managed to find a job in one of the few industries where boston's really where you want to be. of course, not it's too hot. anyhow, welcome and take things with a grain of salt, which is close to being a spice.
random---shaddup's posted almost 200 times in a few weeks and while none are individually that bad he's the worst poster ever. don't be that guy who feels they need to add a smiley of one-liner to everything. really short posts suck, most longer ones don't. everyone thinks their witty/pithy/dry post of a few words is going to be much funnier than it ends up playing. it doesn't work that way on the internet.
posts over a sentence usually are indicative that someone had something to say and took ten minutes to make more than one point. it's tough to write more than a few sentences if you're clueless so anything over a paragraph is going to weed out a lot of dullards. the majority of those responsible for wasting a part of my life with really bad posts in gpt and fan requests keep it to a sentence or two.
it's a pain in the ass to read through threads where every reply is one sentence that's often not useful. then you have to instantly switch speakers and gears for another of the same. when you put 30 replies that are basically grunts together or get into "+1" you're getting very little information or entertainment for your reading-time.
most really-epic posters either end up seeming tweaked-out or pathetic. watch the average person write something over a few sentences and it's painfully-laborious. people don't write much, i'd think most don't write more than 100 real sentences in a year. i blame the lost generation. so it's obvious that the russian-novels are fueled by speed or they've taken close to an hour of writing which indicates someone cares too much. it shouldn't ever take more than 5-10 minutes to express your thoughts on pornography and if you're as careless and unwilling to look at what you've written as i am, you can get a fair amount out there. it's impossible to get any kind of identity across to people if all you're writing is a few words, even if you post 2000 times. and ultimately, you're just reducing yourself to the peanut gallery/chorus that doesn't do anything but chime in. and that makes for totally-uncompelling reading.
Yo Jimmy Crack Corn
That is deep - about as deep as a puddle of dog piss on a hot sidewalk. 
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#104004 - 06/14/05 11:02 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 06/10/05
Posts: 17
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All Forums -> The Porn Pool -> Mentally retarded girls in porn?
Look at these maggots, they will buy anything. This thread is obviously the crafty work of a troll. Yet several people did not immediately recognize it.
Yo Fucktard
Your dumb fuck ass needs to get rid of that ghey icon because I recently shitted something similar - prolly your twin, you lame ass bitch! 
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#104005 - 06/14/05 12:05 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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Quote:
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All Forums -> The Porn Pool -> Mentally retarded girls in porn?
Look at these maggots, they will buy anything. This thread is obviously the crafty work of a troll. Yet several people did not immediately recognize it.
Yo Fucktard
Your dumb fuck ass needs to get rid of that ghey icon because I recently shitted something similar - prolly your twin, you lame ass bitch!
Speaking of dumb asses, how do you spell gay? At least you tried to sound it out. You probably haven't learned how to spell this word yet in elementary school so do me a favor and stay off mommy’s computer when she is not home. By the way, what the fuck is 'prolly'?
Am I also to believe that after you take a dump, you stare at your shit long enough to store the image in your brain for future reference?
Maybe if you provide me with the link for the cartoon network site where you downloaded your avatar. While I am too old to care about childish cartoons, maybe I can get a little smurf avatar to appease you and all of the other little kids who are apparently finding their way onto the board.
BlackGL = BlackGayLover = Osyrus
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#104010 - 06/16/05 08:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Da Burglar: love the sig...great movie. Corny as all hell, but still funny.
I love when the old guy dies and literally "kicks the bucket."
"It's a MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD World"
That is the Funniest Fucking Movie ever. It really is. It doesn't need the fucking swears and shit to be fucking hillarious, it is just a classic funny silly movie. The cast is a who's who of the greatest comedians ever.
I think "The Gods must be Crazy" should fall in here near the top, along with "Blazing Saddles".
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#104011 - 07/22/05 11:36 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
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+1 grunt
I got reduced to that by work demands. I'd like to be cobalt60 again someday. Maybe.
If you don't touch base with a group once in a while, you either forget them, or they forget you, and everything you say loses the context of what you've said before. So, I'm back, and I missed some of you. I just loves a wicked sense of dark humor, and some intelligence, and there's some of that here.
Oh, as if I'm going to start making sense NOW. I've been reduced to nonsense and a mere shadow of my former glory.
Lest you think I've gone soft -- there's plenty of "mean and stupid" here, too, and unfortunately you don't know who you are and never will.
What the hell are we talking about, again?
Oh yeah, I'm freestyling. You know what? Reading jamesn sometimes, I feel unschooled. Like the uneducated redneck I really am. And I thank you for that, Ivy League.
Thank you.
What are you looking at? Yes, I farted. Yes, something died in there. Yes, you can have another whiff. YEEAHHH!! Good stuff, ain't it?
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#104012 - 07/22/05 11:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Cobalt- do you still Chat on adt? I haven't checked in on their chat in a while.
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#104013 - 07/22/05 03:03 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
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Nope, I haven't been to the chat room in weeks or months. I don't get out much. I've actually been reading. Books. And not watching porn. And doing actual work during the day. I'm turning over a new leaf.
Lest I invoke Bornyo or Monstar's wrath: here's something coherent - grapes are delicious, and something on-topic - bono-ONE likes Pepsi more than Coke.
Or something.
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#104014 - 07/22/05 09:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Lest I invoke Bornyo or Monstar's wrath : here's something coherent - grapes are delicious, and something on-topic - bono-ONE likes Pepsi more than Coke.
Or something.
Ok, I get it you hate Jews, you Steinbecker.
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#104018 - 07/23/05 06:05 AM
Re: Big Turd, I own your sorry ass!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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is this how you express the angst over living a secret life on the "down-low"?
if being a "big-dicked brother" somehow makes one tough, why do the crackers have such an easy time putting them into little cages like the kittens at petco? get over your issues being the only black guy in your college acapella group. or don't, because crazy people are funny when they post here and make dartboards out of monkey's avatar or rip them up with their teeth in blind rage.
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