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#104020 - 07/23/05 11:29 AM
Re: Big Turd, I own your sorry ass!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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One day bitch, your tranny ass will get busted for offering .50 cent blow jobs behind 7-11 dumpsters and hopefully thrown into a cell with a group of big dick brothas that will cure you of that cracka shit talk.
http://www.hrw.org/reports/2001/prison/report4.html#_1_27
I know you are the type of cracka that abuses its pathetic little dick which resembles a herpes infested clit to bruthas laying the pipe to white Hoes. Saying it ain't so, cunt???
Interestingly enough, I had a feeling that if I didn't post much yesterday that someone would begin attacking me and for reasons I won't get into.
Having said that, I have news for everyone. I am John_Stewart's father, he is acting out because I left his smelly tweaked-out mother in the same dank urine-stained alley that he was conceived in. I was very drunk at the time and the fact that she was missing most of her teeth gave me delusions about having the ultimate skull-fucking experience since it would be completely frictionless. One thing led to another and the next thing I know, her panties were hanging from the nearest dumpster. The last thing I remember as I left that alley, she was offering a homeless schizophrenic a blowjob in exchange for the use of his soiled cardboard box for the night. All I can say is that even though John_Stewart has followed in his mother's path and smokes cock in back alley ways to get by, he's still my son and I love him very much.
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#104021 - 07/24/05 12:39 AM
Re: Big Turd, I own your sorry ass!
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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Speaking of dumb asses, how do you spell gay? At least you tried to sound it out.
One day bitch, your tranny ass will get busted
Do any of you drunks have jobs or is all about ADD up in this bee-yotch?  
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#104024 - 02/16/06 08:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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great find man, that's positively demented shit.
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#104025 - 02/16/06 08:49 PM
Re: bono-one
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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That's it, man! Game over, man! Game over! If I was smart, I'd just stop posting all together right after this post. Quit cold turkey. I highly doubt I will ever see anything here from this point on that will top Bono's love poems.
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#104026 - 02/16/06 09:59 PM
Re: Big Turd, I own your sorry ass!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
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Check out the umbearably emo love letters to Ariana on his myspace account.
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Taking a step back I see my faults when it comes to you
Trying so hard I in reality push you away
A new year brings new hope and in that I take comfort
A friend for life rather than a friend just for now is the goal
So I retreat to observe and offer support when I can
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Her sweet eyes
Her shy smile
Her soft skin
Her sensitivity
All qualities to admire and for those and so many more, I Love you!!
What.......the.........FUCK!!??
He's far worse than I thought. And his poetry sucks Wallice schlong
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#104027 - 02/17/06 06:29 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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That's it, man! Game over, man! Game over!
definitely the best line of Bill Paxson's career and a great fucking movie to boot! good work Random!
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#104028 - 02/17/06 06:48 AM
Re: Big Turd, I own your sorry ass!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
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What.......the.........FUCK!!??
He's far worse than I thought. And his poetry sucks Wallice schlong
Okay, I've defended Ariana up and down on this board but these love poems to her... that's pretty much the creepiest fucking thing I've ever seen.
What's with that?
I think that should be a barometer for letting you know that you're watching way too much porn. When you start writing love letters (especially these sappy things) it's pretty much as Random quoted of Hudson, "Game fuckin' over!"
That's when you step to the DVD player, press stop and go the fuck outside and go to a fucking club or something - where real people are.
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#104031 - 02/17/06 05:54 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Her sweet eyes Her shy smile Her soft skin Her sensitivity All qualities to admire and for those and so many more, I Love you!! This will be nice to recite as he is eating out Ariana's 65 man creampie. 
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