...only a human tootsie pop like Wankus would think that spelling fuck as PHUK would obscure the fact he has the heart of a sex offender and is a "wanna-be-object" of respect, fear and sex...the "philthy phreaky phaggy phucker" ....

Meanwhile, the latest candidate most likely to punch a hole in Wankus' Great Pumpkin-like head...


"My Super Spin Punch WAS totally tough, until I became addicted to this lipstick, which caused my arms to shrivel up like 3 day old KFC chicken wings.."