Posted by: TonyMalice
Henri Pachard hits the shit list with a splash! - 04/21/03 08:32 AM
Well, the reviews are in! Check out the working over we got from Henri Pachard of the Yes Portal:
Yes Portal - Review of New Discussion Forum
First, I'm surprised this knucklehead was able to type with both of his hands busy jerking off philanthropists Mike South and Jimmy D., who, as Henri would lead you to believe, competently run their enormously successful discussion forums despite their busy schedule of reading to the blind and helping old ladies across the street.
Next, Pachard takes offense to our lighthearted press release entitled "XXXPornTalk.com Brings Meaningful Discussions to Meaningless Lives" where we mock ourselves, our industry, and the fans. Henri is just another one of these jokers who takes himself and this business way too seriously. Doesn't he realize who he is writing for? The same bunch of miscreants who make a living sucking and fucking, filming sucking and fucking, and jacking off to sucking and fucking who read his articles are the very people whose lives XXXPornTalk.com strives to give meaning. You see, we too are philanthropic, charitable souls.
In fact, our site is really not intended to make any money. It is designed as a forum for people in this business to get together and discuss porn in a censorship-free environment. Any links or banners that you see on the site are those of our friends and business associates that have supported us in our endeavor, and not with money, I might add.
And so, what if a few insults should fly? If you feel someone has said something unjust about you in our forums, we welcome you to sign up and post a retort. We support free speech! I'd also like to point out that since our official launch on April 17, we have had over 30 new members join the site, and over 175 messages posted.
Thanks for the free press, Henri.
Regards,
Malice
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P.S. Just because my name is Tony Malice doesn't mean that I am going to use XXXPornTalk.com to simply destroy people - only the jackoffs who truly deserve it and the worthless whores who will be pissed on and chokefucked for my masturbatory delight.
Yes Portal - Review of New Discussion Forum
First, I'm surprised this knucklehead was able to type with both of his hands busy jerking off philanthropists Mike South and Jimmy D., who, as Henri would lead you to believe, competently run their enormously successful discussion forums despite their busy schedule of reading to the blind and helping old ladies across the street.
Next, Pachard takes offense to our lighthearted press release entitled "XXXPornTalk.com Brings Meaningful Discussions to Meaningless Lives" where we mock ourselves, our industry, and the fans. Henri is just another one of these jokers who takes himself and this business way too seriously. Doesn't he realize who he is writing for? The same bunch of miscreants who make a living sucking and fucking, filming sucking and fucking, and jacking off to sucking and fucking who read his articles are the very people whose lives XXXPornTalk.com strives to give meaning. You see, we too are philanthropic, charitable souls.
In fact, our site is really not intended to make any money. It is designed as a forum for people in this business to get together and discuss porn in a censorship-free environment. Any links or banners that you see on the site are those of our friends and business associates that have supported us in our endeavor, and not with money, I might add.
And so, what if a few insults should fly? If you feel someone has said something unjust about you in our forums, we welcome you to sign up and post a retort. We support free speech! I'd also like to point out that since our official launch on April 17, we have had over 30 new members join the site, and over 175 messages posted.
Thanks for the free press, Henri.
Regards,
Malice
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/2pistols.gif" alt="" />
P.S. Just because my name is Tony Malice doesn't mean that I am going to use XXXPornTalk.com to simply destroy people - only the jackoffs who truly deserve it and the worthless whores who will be pissed on and chokefucked for my masturbatory delight.