Posted by: Willie D
Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 05/01/08 03:57 PM
We've had some real funny fake lawyers and other assorted folk come in and threaten legal consequences.
Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 05/01/08 04:55 PM
They're all good, but I voted for Donny, since he can't even spell "Libel." 
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 05/01/08 07:32 PM
I had never seen that Wankus legal threat before.
Thanks Willie.
Thanks Willie.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 05/01/08 07:58 PM
There were instances where have2cit and jamesn baited smartt into a few threats, but I couldn't find them.
Posted by: Outback Whack
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 05/02/08 09:22 AM
I kinda liked Risi Simms husband. I voted for the Twins' lawyer.
Posted by: zenman
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 05/02/08 10:36 AM
Posted by: KATrainwreck
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 05/07/08 03:51 PM
On the subject of- Wankus says poster title "KSEX DJ" may hurt their reputation, Your a porn radio show, what reputation? Ha! 
Posted by: jamesn
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 05/16/08 03:12 PM
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There were instances where have2cit and jamesn baited smartt into a few threats, but I couldn't find them.
baiting him into posting "FUCK XXXXXX" with a picture of his Glock 17(?) 100x in an hour and getting the cage shut down was far funnier than any legal threat that animal ever made.
classic.
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 05/16/08 03:25 PM
If luke ford had left his website in my (and willie's) hands for another 24 hours AFTER AEE/AVN ended that sunday in 2006, I am pretty sure something would have been written or posted on his site about the show and its creatures that would have resulted in something AT least worthy of Judge Judy...something like Willie and I breaking into Hillarity Snott's Gynecologist/Haz-mat Consultant and stealing her culture results to PROVE that wasn't yeasty pudding.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 05/16/08 09:03 PM
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If luke ford had left his website in my (and willie's) hands for another 24 hours AFTER AEE/AVN ended that sunday in 2006, I am pretty sure something would have been written or posted on his site about the show and its creatures that would have resulted in something AT least worthy of Judge Judy...something like Willie and I breaking into Hillarity Snott's Gynecologist/Haz-mat Consultant and stealing her culture results to PROVE that wasn't yeasty pudding.
Yet another installment of 'I wish I was" from the chair.
Heres to the real thing..yes?
Aww fuck it.. I'm A PUDDLE and had something more important to say.
Ohh WHAT? Like you've never eatin dirty pussy before?. You know, like she's all dolled up and strollin, but when you go down on her it tastes like a warm shot of cheap Vodka.
Maybe it burns... but thats a confidentiality conflict isn't it?.
Doctor FreewheelGood is it?.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 05/16/08 09:56 PM
Actually, the whole weekend at AEE was an awakening, kinda. Think back to your first trip to Disneyland...except whores...miles and miles of whores.
How you been, Lou?
How you been, Lou?
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 05/17/08 09:12 PM
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How you been, Lou?
Its never.. Hows Lou Been.
Lifes through the scope kids. 1shot, 1kill.
Looking forward.
Thats one free life lesson courtesy of Louis Francis Cypher.
Lou effin Cypher for those of you that live under my heal.
Any further inquiries/complaints for the summer season
will be fielded at the following address..
Please remit to:
The LouCrew Poly-Recreation Fund
P.O. Box 6969
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Only letters containing a beaver shot(hi pimplclit) or a twenty dollar money order will be responded to.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 05/17/08 09:28 PM
The zip for Intercourse is 17534.
Just sayin' ...
Just sayin' ...
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 05/17/08 09:39 PM
I have absolutely no doubt you didn't have to look that up
Fatty.
Have a good summer.
Posted by: papercut
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 05/23/08 12:40 AM
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LouCrew
Still 100% faggot, good work. Now that you can't slurp Conky's nuts anymore how many dirty balloon knots are you going to lick before you initiate another pillowbiter into the looocrooo? lewcrew....even lockwood thinks you're a faggot for that shit.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 07/04/10 12:14 AM
I can't add to the poll, but a new classic is quickly emerging here. From XPT's favorite whipping-whore Dara Fjord:
The funny part of all her threats of lawsuits is this: her only serious legal meanderings were cc'ing pornlaw aka Michael Fattorosi on an e-mail exchange with someone else. To which pornlaw quickly dispatched, You are not one of my clients, stop including me in your e-mails.
Perhaps she can now seek the legal acumen of Careena Collins (since disbarred) or Veronica Rayne, with that law "degree" from the college that suddenly had to declare bankruptcy. Class, Dara, it just seeps out your vagina.
Quote:link: http://pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com/2010/07/01/which-blog-released-desi-foxxs-medical-records/#comment-15275
I think I might know who is behind getting & releasing Desi’s records to whichever website later ran them. It would explain why a certain someone on a porn forum is very quiet about Desi when he was always all over anything new about her. It would explain why he’s rarely on that forum anymore. And it would explain why he’s just recently told me that he would leave me alone. Is the person who has threatened to sue me, tried getting others in the industry to sue me, and sent Jenna Jameson’s lawyer to my blog now the one about to be sued himself ????
The funny part of all her threats of lawsuits is this: her only serious legal meanderings were cc'ing pornlaw aka Michael Fattorosi on an e-mail exchange with someone else. To which pornlaw quickly dispatched, You are not one of my clients, stop including me in your e-mails.
Perhaps she can now seek the legal acumen of Careena Collins (since disbarred) or Veronica Rayne, with that law "degree" from the college that suddenly had to declare bankruptcy. Class, Dara, it just seeps out your vagina.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 07/04/10 12:23 AM
Was Careens Collins really defrocked, and if so, why? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Richard Hungwell
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 07/05/10 10:02 PM
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat - 07/06/10 05:44 AM
Admire her sexy wildness. Would rather spend an evening with her than any solicitor or barrister. Attoourneys tend to be boring fucken people. Am hoping that this rumor false, but curious as to what really happened.