ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW MACHI

Posted by: tootie

ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW MACHI - 07/11/06 04:39 PM

You have to be joking.. This dumb broad actually has the nerve to call herself an icon in her own press release.

If you read the AVN press release they obviously didn't agree with her icon status so they changed it from industry "icon" to industry "veteran". Thats laughable, so is the wannabe model shot she sent in with the release. I remember girls like this, they were the ones that hung out with the hot chicks and cock blocked...... AVN press release
Posted by: HeidiNewMachine

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW MACHI - 07/11/06 04:52 PM

You know, "Tootie", it's really easy and cowardly to hide behind a fake name and say rude shit. No one is impressed. Get a life.
Posted by: frankenswine

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW MACHI - 07/11/06 04:55 PM

what I want to know is how you get to be a peep show girl looking that? unless it was the peep show at the circus?

The other punch line is being some side show girl and then referring to yourself as an Icon. I love porn, because people want to be so much more important than they are in a business of morally bankrupt degenerates. This lady has a reputation for being rude and playing favorites like some high school game.

Well welcome to our school Miss Pike! The school of truth and consequences. Better dress warm cause it gets cold in here, especially for you "ICON" types..
Posted by: Monstar

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW M - 07/11/06 05:08 PM

From LukeIB:


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I email Heidi: "Did you write your own press release? Why did you choose to refer to yourself as an icon? What makes an icon?"

Heidi replies: "I wrote the press release and then it was edited and changed by the people I work for.

"The company I work believes that I am an icon. I personally believe that an icon in this business is someone who has made a substantial impact in it and will continue to make one for years to come. It was nice to learn that the people I work for believe that I am that great."



Well, you can not really bust her for it. When I write a Press Release on myself, that shit is going to blow up like the last 10 minutes of The Godfather.

werd.
Posted by: jizzbiz69

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW MACHI - 07/11/06 05:13 PM

If Heidi Pike can call herself an ICON, then I'am officially appointing myself the President of Mustard. I'am actively looking for recruits for my Mustard Army. I promise to wear yellow and will make sure that the world has French's for their hotdogs. I salute Heidi the porn Icon as I hope she respects if not fears my Mustard dictatorship!!!! I challenge anyone to not take either Heidi or myself seriously! You people have no idea who you are dealing with. While Heidi can put a stop to your jerking off I can make sure you will eat hotdogs with nothing but ketchup the rest of your lives.
Posted by: frankenswine

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW M - 07/11/06 05:24 PM

Quote:

From LukeIB:


Quote:

I email Heidi: "Did you write your own press release? Why did you choose to refer to yourself as an icon? What makes an icon?"

Heidi replies: "I wrote the press release and then it was edited and changed by the people I work for.

"The company I work believes that I am an icon. I personally believe that an icon in this business is someone who has made a substantial impact in it and will continue to make one for years to come. It was nice to learn that the people I work for believe that I am that great."



Well, you can not really bust her for it. When I write a Press Release on myself, that shit is going to blow up like the last 10 minutes of The Godfather.

werd.

Ok but if AVN magazine changed her wording than they obviously don't think she has made that much of an impact and they are the main publication aren't they? Besides you don't refer to yourself as an "icon" other people are supposed to do that, because now she has made it apparent that other people do not think that. Nice work! I have also recently learned how happy people were at AVN to see her leave. I guess this explains a lot. Oh and don't argue with me Monstar.... after all I'm a genius.
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW M - 07/11/06 05:29 PM

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...after all I'm a genius.



Yeah, genius of the retards.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW M - 07/11/06 05:30 PM

Not trying to pick a fight but sometimes I think it's cool just to wish other people well in the industry. Everyone wants to better themselves or pursue other ventures. Nitpicking word useage seems petty.

Best wishes with New Machine, Heidi. Roll tape and have fun!
Posted by: tootie

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW MACHI - 07/11/06 05:33 PM

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You know, "Tootie", it's really easy and cowardly to hide behind a fake name and say rude shit. No one is impressed. Get a life.

You know Heidi it's really easy to call yourself an ICON and use your real name. You are right about one thing, no one is impressed. Get a Life...
Posted by: Monstar

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW M - 07/11/06 05:34 PM

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I'am officially appointing myself the President of Mustard. I'am actively looking for recruits for my Mustard Army.



dood. that's kore. but I think King of Mustard has a better ring to it.

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Oh and don't argue with me Monstar.... after all I'm a genius.



LOL. I need a title and/or adjective.
Posted by: frankenswine

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW M - 07/11/06 05:36 PM

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Not trying to pick a fight but sometimes I think it's cool just to wish other people well in the industry. Everyone wants to better themselves or pursue other ventures. Nitpicking word useage seems petty.


Best wishes with New Machine, Heidi. Roll tape and have fun!

Really? well then why are you in the shit list? go find youself a nice warm cup of shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. I wish humble people well not self serving ego driven morons good wishes. Besides we are just calling them like we see it.
Posted by: jizzbiz69

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW M - 07/11/06 05:58 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I'am officially appointing myself the President of Mustard. I'am actively looking for recruits for my Mustard Army.



dood. that's kore. but I think King of Mustard has a better ring to it.

Quote:

Oh and don't argue with me Monstar.... after all I'm a genius.



LOL. I need a title and/or adjective.

Well Monstar from what I know about you, you aren't just a chief but "The Chief".
Posted by: jojo

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW M - 07/11/06 06:01 PM

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. Nitpicking word useage seems petty.
fun!



why don't you go lick heidi's kankles on up to her furry butthole. its about about word usage WHEN YOU ARE A FUCKING WRITER. larry flynt is an icon, heidi jolly pike is just another jaded writer who wanted to be more, but learned that life sucks and got stuck at avn. atleast larry has an excuse for being a turd of a human, he's cripple..whats heidi's excuse for being a fat tub?
Posted by: frankenswine

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW M - 07/11/06 06:07 PM

Quote:

From LukeIB:


Quote:

I email Heidi: "Did you write your own press release? Why did you choose to refer to yourself as an icon? What makes an icon?"

Heidi replies: "I wrote the press release and then it was edited and changed by the people I work for.

"The company I work believes that I am an icon. I personally believe that an icon in this business is someone who has made a substantial impact in it and will continue to make one for years to come. It was nice to learn that the people I work for believe that I am that great."



Well, you can not really bust her for it. When I write a Press Release on myself, that shit is going to blow up like the last 10 minutes of The Godfather.

werd.

Monstar a press release written and then read about you would be as exciting as the last 10 minutes of the Godfather 3! Might as well get Sophia Coppola to recite it as a monologue.
Posted by: Monstar

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW M - 07/11/06 06:25 PM

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Monstar a press release written and then read about you would be as exciting as the last 10 minutes of the Godfather 3! Might as well get Sophia Coppola to recite it as a monologue.



that was the plan. I liked GF3.

Michael Corleone: Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in.

Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW M - 07/11/06 07:21 PM

Only a fat drag queen who impersonates Devine would call himself an icon. Heidi's stolen the word from the trannies her exboyfriend cheated on her with. While he was sucking johnson, heidi dropped the Johnson and added Joy. A joy to what? Old Country Buffet?
Posted by: Eddie Normous

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW M - 07/11/06 07:54 PM

great thread, i'm enjoying the anger.
Posted by: Y-T

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW M - 07/11/06 09:04 PM

Indeed. All bow before the King of Mustard.
Posted by: JizzJunkie

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW M - 07/11/06 11:44 PM

Ron Jeremy is an adult industry icon. Jenna Jameson is an adult industry icon. Heidi Joy Pike is delusional, a legend in her own mind and her mind only. An "icon"? A sad, pathetic spectacle is more like it. Reality-check time, girlfriend.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW M - 07/12/06 02:53 AM

With all this 'Icon' debate, people have overlooked the real grist of the press release, namely that New Machine is going to be starting up a label called 'Corruption' which is going to make....wait for it....Gonzo movies!

The industry needs another startup Gonzo outfit like it needs a hole in the head.

Posted by: JimJaded

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW MACHI - 07/12/06 01:39 PM

·icon ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kn) n.
also i·kon (kn)

1. An image; a representation.

2. A representation or picture of a sacred or sanctified Christian personage, traditionally used and venerated in the Eastern Church. An important and enduring symbol:


3. One who is the object of great attention and devotion; an idol:

Posted by: pornloser

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW MACHI - 07/13/06 12:57 PM

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You know, "Tootie", it's really easy and cowardly to hide behind a fake name and say rude shit. No one is impressed. Get a life.



that's odd cause you used your real name and no one is impressed either. face it the adt crowd is ripping you up. to have those ass kissers rip on you and not have donkey punched someone or not been nice to one of their gods kinda says something. seriously you honestly think you're and icon? people look up to you and have been inspired to start a career because of you? the sad part is you once again you prove that anyone can be a director in porn. do have any actual video experience other then watching them? do you even know how to light a set or white balance a camera? thanks for helping bring down the bar for everyone.
Posted by: 2cums

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW MACHI - 07/13/06 06:40 PM

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1. When Heidi goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
2. When Heidi has sex, guys ask directions.
3. Her last boyfriend needed a ladder to get on top of her. When he finally got on top, his ears popped.

Thanks Rodney. (rip)
Posted by: Santa Satan

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW MACHI - 07/19/06 03:47 PM

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Heidi is holding on to that heart for her life since she thinks its a box of chocolates inside
Posted by: Wendy Williams

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW MACHI - 07/28/06 11:13 PM

Heidi Congrats on your new job and hope it brings you success.

Wendy
Posted by: k1ng

Re: ADULT INDUSTRY ICON HEIDI JOY PIKE JOINS NEW MACHI - 07/28/06 11:18 PM

Hey Wendy. What's going on? How are things? What have you been up to? Send me a message ***HERE*** I'd like to talk.