Posted by: Monstar
Del Toro Thread of Doom - 07/05/06 10:52 PM
Q: Why is it good to have Del Toro as a passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Do you know why Del Toro got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Q: Why did Del Toro keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So he could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: Did you hear about the Del Toro coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: Did you hear about how Del Toro was found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: He went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Q: What do UFO's and a good Del Toro movie have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Del Toro is so dirty he makes mud look clean!
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Do you know why Del Toro got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Q: Why did Del Toro keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So he could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: Did you hear about the Del Toro coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: Did you hear about how Del Toro was found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: He went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Q: What do UFO's and a good Del Toro movie have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Del Toro is so dirty he makes mud look clean!
