Ponante posted a link to Absolute Modelling and yet somehow missed the scoop that Traci Morgan, fresh off his firing from Saturday Night Live, has packed his bags, gotten tats/implants, and moved to Porn Valley under the name Jasmine Sky. Not sure how Gram could have missed this, maybe it was a mental block resulting from the recent assault by Morgan's ex-castmate Chris (Keebler Elf) Kattan.