I hear you Burgler on all of those, but I cant stand the fact that vending machines are all like 1.25 or higher. Now under normal circumstances If i were a bitch and carried a purse around i wouldnt have a problem with this. But I dont keep loose change. Why the need for the extra fuckin quarter! Better yet is when you then do the math and put an extra dollar in the machine to create exact change, and you get back 4 quarters, sometimes you get an assortment of change like 1 quarter 6 dimes a nickel and a dime. Now all you wanted was a fuckin Sprite with relative ease, instead you end up with a big pain in the ass. Especially when your getting your change and your quarter drops out of the machine, richocets off the plastic where you get your change, falls out and ends up behind the cage "just beyond your reach." All of this for a fuckin convenient beverage. FUCK VENDORS.
In terms of the Price is Right, i hate the fact that 90 year old Bob Barker is and has been banging every single one of those model chicks that works on his show. That guy fucking disgusts me (ok well maybe im a little envious/jealous). In any case
Bob Barker, youve got a good 3 weeks left in you, you walking Viagra.