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#105981 - 06/09/05 08:53 PM Vending Machines & The Price is Right.....
Da Burglar Offline
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Anyone ever buy a vending machine product when you are drunk/stoned and the fucking thing doesn't fall quite right? You stick you forearm into the machine to get it....

Also, there was a Price is Right Game called "Punch Out" where the contestant reaches in to a punched out paper-covered hole to find money....
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#105982 - 06/09/05 09:18 PM Re: Vending Machines & The Price is Right.....
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I hear you Burgler on all of those, but I cant stand the fact that vending machines are all like 1.25 or higher. Now under normal circumstances If i were a bitch and carried a purse around i wouldnt have a problem with this. But I dont keep loose change. Why the need for the extra fuckin quarter! Better yet is when you then do the math and put an extra dollar in the machine to create exact change, and you get back 4 quarters, sometimes you get an assortment of change like 1 quarter 6 dimes a nickel and a dime. Now all you wanted was a fuckin Sprite with relative ease, instead you end up with a big pain in the ass. Especially when your getting your change and your quarter drops out of the machine, richocets off the plastic where you get your change, falls out and ends up behind the cage "just beyond your reach." All of this for a fuckin convenient beverage. FUCK VENDORS.

In terms of the Price is Right, i hate the fact that 90 year old Bob Barker is and has been banging every single one of those model chicks that works on his show. That guy fucking disgusts me (ok well maybe im a little envious/jealous). In any case Bob Barker, youve got a good 3 weeks left in you, you walking Viagra.
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#105983 - 06/10/05 02:18 AM Re: Vending Machines & The Price is Right.....
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Well, I would like a Diet Coke. Might want to check next to her kidney. Can I use her pussy for a bottle opener too?
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#105984 - 06/10/05 09:33 AM Re: Vending Machines & The Price is Right.....
Jamie L Brian Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
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I hear you Burgler on all of those, but I cant stand the fact that vending machines are all like 1.25 or higher. Now under normal circumstances If i were a bitch and carried a purse around i wouldnt have a problem with this. But I dont keep loose change. Why the need for the extra fuckin quarter! Better yet is when you then do the math and put an extra dollar in the machine to create exact change, and you get back 4 quarters, sometimes you get an assortment of change like 1 quarter 6 dimes a nickel and a dime. Now all you wanted was a fuckin Sprite with relative ease, instead you end up with a big pain in the ass. Especially when your getting your change and your quarter drops out of the machine, richocets off the plastic where you get your change, falls out and ends up behind the cage "just beyond your reach." All of this for a fuckin convenient beverage. FUCK VENDORS.

In terms of the Price is Right, i hate the fact that 90 year old Bob Barker is and has been banging every single one of those model chicks that works on his show. That guy fucking disgusts me (ok well maybe im a little envious/jealous). In any case Bob Barker, youve got a good 3 weeks left in you, you walking Viagra.





Funny, you hate Bob Barker for fucking those chicks.

I hate those chicks for fucking Bob Barker.
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#105985 - 06/10/05 12:10 PM Re: Vending Machines & The Price is Right.....
Coochie Monster Offline
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All women are whores Jamie, therefore you cant hate them for fuckin a man with money. Hate that 90 year old man for banging 18 year old girls and giving them delusions of grandeur.
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#105986 - 06/10/05 08:53 PM Re: Vending Machines & The Price is Right.....
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Anyone ever buy a vending machine product when you are drunk/stoned and the fucking thing doesn't fall quite right? You stick you forearm into the machine to get it....

Also, there was a Price is Right Game called "Punch Out" where the contestant reaches in to a punched out paper-covered hole to find money....




Also, Could there be a more nonsequitor-ish tatoo than the "L O V E" cleverly jumbled in the tic tac toe-for beginner's grid on the dude's arm?
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