So someone talked me into going to AEE in Vegas. I'm pretty much neutral on Vegas. I don't gamble much and I'm not into hooke...errr "escorts." But I am looking forward to a few things:
Seeing Burglar do a wheelie in that cripple sled of his.
Getting Ava Devine's autograph on my jizz sock.
Seeing if Malice sounds as Irish as he looks.
Having a casual discussion with Jeff Mike about the *exact* moment he dreamt up "Irritable Bowel Syndrome."
Spending time with Cryin Knox discussing the symbolism of the Brussels Sprout on his chest.
Wearing my "ReElect Mary Manross" t-shirt to the ClubJenna booth.
Congratulating Wankus on his growing moobs.
Seeing Genesis Skye...outside...in line...waiting to buy a ticket...with Gague.
Going to booth 3012 to see the new Wicked contract girls...only to be referred to booth 1037,
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Flicking a booger at noahped while he wipes the brown stains from his nose.
Shouting "fire" and seeing which whores head for the exits, and which whores head for the women's restroom to check their makeup.
Watching Burglar track down Hillary Scott by scent.
Visually inspecting the Luke/Holly dynamic.
Not paying $300 for a hotel room I'll never use.
@ AMA, seeing if Longshot is still rolling with the hawk-mullet, or if he's gone back to impersonating Neil from "The Young Ones."
Watching the trannys roll into the Defiance booth.
Watching Taylor AlAnon Rain stumble around high on hippie lettuce and meth.
Watching Keith follow her.
Watching Fayner follow him.