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#104465 - 06/01/05 05:07 AM Da Burglar's "Fuck This..." post of the week....
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Ok...I hope this spills over into the Cage...

What the fuck is wrong with everyone who feel's the need to create multiple user ID's for themselves? I can see having an extra ID for those special days when your prozac runs out and a fucking Blackbird crashes into your windshield and you can't get to the pharmacy, but for fucks sake STOP IT! Maximum of 2 ID's per person.

It is the pussy's way of living...look, you're visiting XPT ...a cool porn (P O R N) forum --- online, from the comfort of your own home/dungeon/cellblock. That's as level a playing field anyone is going to get...If you can't be yourself here, then go cover your body in tatoos and then create the EXACT person you wish you were and stick the fuck with it.

Seriously, this cyber-multiple personality disorder has ruined many a good buzz for people like myself who try to do the right thing and blast away at anything that moves, only to see the same-but-slightly-different looking target reemerge like a goddamn Terminator 2 Cyborg.

STOP IT! STOP IT! STTOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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#104466 - 06/01/05 05:26 AM Re: Da Burglar's "Fuck This..." post of the week..
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I haven't had a second ID yet, but I think it may be liberating. You know, like Gloria Steinem with a dildo in her ass.

Maybe I'll make one sometimes soon. I have to think of something clever, and that is what will take me a long goddamn time.

You say two IDs per person?

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#104467 - 06/01/05 05:44 AM Re: Da Burglar's "Fuck This..." post of the week..
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I haven't had a second ID yet, but I think it may be liberating. You know, like Gloria Steinem with a dildo in her ass.

Maybe I'll make one sometimes soon. I have to think of something clever, and that is what will take me a long goddamn time.

You say two IDs per person?





2 IDs MAXIMUM...if absolutely necessary to avoid a suicide or kyoto-esque meltdown. When I first joined 5 months ago, I made 3 pathetic posts under another ID "Pope John The John" shortly after a thread about baptizing people in Semen or some fucked up topic got started...but my better perverted senses prevailed and I embraced my inner sick fuck.
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#104468 - 06/01/05 08:51 AM Re: Da Burglar's "Fuck This..." post of the week..
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Name names dude.We all know Brandon had like 6 or 7 user names but who else is fucking around?
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#104469 - 06/01/05 09:31 AM Re: Da Burglar's "Fuck This..." post of the week..
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Name names dude.We all know Brandon had like 6 or 7 user names but who else is fucking around?




Fuck, you're right. I need to focus my rage, it tends to come out sometimes like an epileptic trying to take a piss during a seizure. I should have generalized more so that my Rant itself became the point...as they often are

It seemed/seems like 'tards such as Piotr, Maged, Dr Pornz may be resurfacing wearing a different kind of Gay Fashion wear...I dunno, if you want to accurately measure the number of real new users, then maybe from a business standpoint my piss-and-vinegar makes sense. Someone briefly confused me with the different Evil Klown ID, and I was pissed cuz the real Evil Klown rocks.

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#104470 - 06/01/05 09:14 PM Re: Da Burglar's "Fuck This..." post of the week..
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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What the fuck is wrong with everyone who feel's the need to create multiple user ID's for themselves?




A-Fucking-men. When you think about it, it takes a lot of effort to get banned here. This is one of the few boards where you can just be yourself and hate everyone and everything for no reason whatsoever.

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You know, like Gloria Steinem with a dildo in her ass.




I would pay to see that. Double if the dildo had razor spikes and spewed Hydroclauric acid as cum.
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#104471 - 06/02/05 01:43 AM Re: Da Burglar's "Fuck This..." post of the week..
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I have 2 and I thought I wa sso super stealth and Im sittin at Dezis and hes like oh yeah you posted such and such and I was like that wasnt me and every one laughed I was so straight up busted.

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#104472 - 06/02/05 10:30 AM Re: Da Burglar's "Fuck This..." post of the week..
Fester Offline
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Registered: 07/12/04
Posts: 165
Loc: Mars
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I have 2 and I thought I wa sso super stealth and Im sittin at Dezis and hes like oh yeah you posted such and such and I was like that wasnt me and every one laughed I was so straight up busted.





So who was your other ID?
Let me add my 2 cents that these multiple ID people are no fun at all

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#104473 - 06/02/05 10:40 AM Re: Da Burglar's "Fuck This..." post of the week..
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Quote:

I have 2 and I thought I wa sso super stealth and Im sittin at Dezis and hes like oh yeah you posted such and such and I was like that wasnt me and every one laughed I was so straight up busted.





So who was your other ID?
Let me add my 2 cents that these multiple ID people are no fun at all




Good one Clee....uhhh Fester

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#104474 - 06/07/05 01:25 AM Re: Da Burglar's "Fuck This..." post of the week..
adflksjflaksfjsdk Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 05/21/05
Posts: 35
Loc: the bermuda triangle...
Da Burglar and his crew

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