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Brandy Magnolia
#327896 - 07/09/08 09:58 AM Attachment (52 downloads)
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Brandy Magnolia: Jesus may be her homeboy but I'm the guy who filled her mouth with chunks-o-spunk.
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for next time tell her to do not use vegetable oil for wash her face 
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Not bad Brandon, not bad at all. You should of had her wash her face before the scene.
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Someone should tell her clothes from the ironic hipster bargin bin don't work when you're 40.
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The problem is that there is zero effort put into these pictures. Looks like pictures taken at somebody's house. In my opinion most people except the most exceptional beauties would come out looking less than what they could be with this production quality. This girl is not bad at all. Not really doing her a favor posting these pics.
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^^^To expand on that, there's a difference between shooting amateurs and shooting amateurishly.
EDIT: Although I will give you mad props if you can prove that she's wearing that shirt because you rescued her from the Lubben Home for the Befuddled.
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Edited by Jim B. (07/09/08 04:02 PM)
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She's cute and all but I'm too distracted by her shiny-ass forehead. Someone get that girl an Oxy pad, STAT!
Still, and as long as the sun isn't shining too much, 
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that "orange wall" is a mess 
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Do these women shower/clean up before sucking cock ?
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En el bulevar de los sueños rotos
vive una dama de poncho rojo,
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Mestiza ardiente de lengua libre,
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con voz de rayo de luna llena.
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^^^To expand on that, there's a difference between shooting amateurs and shooting amateurishly.
EXACTLY!
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She's cute and all but I'm too distracted by her shiny-ass forehead. Someone get that girl an Oxy pad, STAT!
Still, and as long as the sun isn't shining too much,
She needs a pressed or loose powder to kill that shine.
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I'd need 4 kilos of powder to even consider shooting for Brandon. 
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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that "orange wall" is a mess
And that sconce simply says "I'm so wrong for this room" 
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that "orange wall" is a mess
And that sconce simply says "I'm so wrong for this room"
Zen I dont think they called those thingys w/the candles Sconces, (I would call it totally tasteless) but I may be wrong, I always thought a sconce was a lighting fixture.
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A sconce is a lighting fixture. That candle abomination is just white trash decor from Pier 1, Linens and Things, or somewhere gross like that.
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A sconce is a lighting fixture. That candle abomination is just white trash decor from Pier 1, Linens and Things, or somewhere gross like that.
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my natural Jizz-Tastic moisteriser should clear that face up in no time
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A sconce is a lighting fixture. That candle abomination is just white trash decor from Pier 1, Linens and Things, or somewhere gross like that.
bitch i just bought towels at linens and things yesterday.  actually i'm severely pissed because i washed them first of course and so much fucking lint that came off those jankityass towels that it backed up and overflowed out of my utility tub. so i guess i shouldn't have called you a bad swear, sorry.
btw, does anyone think they will take these pieces of shit back if i already laundered them?
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Not sure, but try anyway, though the gas there and back may equal the cost of the towels. As Carmen Hart always says, "Now that's using your noodle." No Kn#x jokes please. Just use the towels for the garage and clean up. Is there a Nordstrom Rack around? They have high quality towels. Ikea towels are the worst for lint. Speaking of low quality, back to Brandon's bitches...
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i actually think this whore could be really cute with a makeover...
re the towels, they're nothing but lint, not even usable as utility towlels. i used one after i took a shower yesterday and it looked like i'd just gotten assfucked by a hairy mexican. (uh, the towels are brown)
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