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Sexual World Record to be set this Wednesday
#350924 - 09/29/08 03:24 PM
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This Wednesday World Renowned Director Jim Powers will be shooting his most romantic movie yet, as Ami Emerson will dine on a 70 man cum omelet. Powers, fresh off his win for producing the couple scene of the year at the iPorn Sexopolis Sunset Strip Awards aid, “I feel inspired to produce something every couple in love should be able to watch together. What better way to spend a romantic night than cuddling on the couch, watching a sweet young girl, eating a 70 man cum omelet.”
Powers’ useless production manager Johnny Thrust commented that he has had an overwhelming amount of response for this event, but can still use more load droppers. Said Thrust, “We are going to try and break the World Record for most loads of cum being fried and made into an omelet. The previous record is 16 loads set by a little sister during a fraternity initiation night, when all 16 pledges came in a frying pan before she fried it up and ate it. I am confident we will crush this mark. This is going to be a hallmark movie for JM Productions, and that is a very powerful statement.”
Powers went on a nation wide search to find one man sick and twisted enough to be the chef to cook all the cum. He realized there was only one man out there who us up to the task, “Porno” Dan Leal. Leal stated, “I am truly honored to be given the task of cooking the cum. Guys please come on down and drop a load for this record breaking effort. It’s a great way to make a quick buck, plus I am going to be casting for some new reality sites. This could be your big chance to break into porn.”
Ms. Ami Emerson said this, “I begging all you guys out there to help me break the World Record, so please call the Bukkake hot line at 818-709-4452”
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Dan, how many loads did the frat you were hazing for make you eat?
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Hmmmmmm... Humiliate Dan while convincing him it's something to brag about. Fucking Genius.  
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Hmmmmmm... Humiliate Dan while convincing him it's something to brag about. Fucking Genius.
That's how Gia gets whores to do stuff. Dan is a whore. Therefore, ....
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I'm a of cum swallowing movies but cum omellete is just too gross. Doesn't belong to gokkun line.
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In order to make an omelet, one has to break some eggs. In this case, Porno Dan's eggs.
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Hmmmmmm... Humiliate Dan while convincing him it's something to brag about. Fucking Genius.
Of course I think it's great. This is going to be one of the most entertaining moments every captured on film.
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This is going to be one of the most entertaining moments every captured on film.
Thank you, Dan...
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Maybe Ashley Blue can come back and feed the omlette to Dan. Lol.
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I love that scene, but what does it have to do with this thread? I like my cum omlette-free.
I LOVE sex. I LOVE food. However, I'm not into the food/sex combo.
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I'm a of cum swallowing movies but cum omellete is just too gross. Doesn't belong to gokkun line.
Bukkake nerds. Great. Just great.....
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Said Thrust, “We are going to try and break the World Record for most loads of cum being fried and made into an omelet. The previous record is 16 loads set by a little sister during a fraternity initiation night, when all 16 pledges came in a frying pan before she fried it up and ate it. I am confident we will crush this mark. This is going to be a hallmark movie for JM Productions, and that is a very powerful statement.”
How big of a cum omelette was the one Domonique Swift consumed? I think we need Windsock in this thread.
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I'm a of cum swallowing movies but cum omellete is just too gross. Doesn't belong to gokkun line.
Bukkake nerds. Great. Just great.....
At least I'm not so fucked up have Hitler as my avatar 
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OUCH! Sorry I insulted you, bro. I guess it's like telling a Star Wars nerd that the Phantom Menace is better than The Empire Strikes Back. Do you guys get in arguments like that? Like which is better? Original Japanese or American? Kirk or Picard? Is there a division/rivalry between Bukkake and Gokkun guys? Is reverse bukkake just for wanna-bes? Get back....
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"hey hows it goin" sounds exactly the same as "wow the house is on fire"
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[gokkunfan]MOOOOOOOM!!!!!! Hitler called me a bukkake nerd.  [/gokkunfan]
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I'm a of cum swallowing movies but cum omellete is just too gross. Doesn't belong to gokkun line.
Bukkake nerds. Great. Just great.....
Ok, that made me laugh. 
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OUCH! Sorry I insulted you, bro. I guess it's like telling a Star Wars nerd that the Phantom Menace is better than The Empire Strikes Back. Do you guys get in arguments like that? Like which is better? Original Japanese or American? Kirk or Picard? Is there a division/rivalry between Bukkake and Gokkun guys? Is reverse bukkake just for wanna-bes? Get back....
Go away troll
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No rivalry between bukkake/gokkun guys. They're the same guys since the don't know if it will be a bukkake or gokkun until they get there. Reverse bukkakes are generally male talent hopefuls, yes. We had a guy in a Viking costume show up one day for me to take his pic and send it to Jeff. I'm guessing he's seen a lot of features and thought the get-up would help for casting. Yes, my life is pathetic.
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Go away troll
Wow you guys ARE fuckin' nerds. Mind if I throw you into the metaphorical locker of the XPT hallway? You're sooooooooooo dead after school, Gokie.... 
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"hey hows it goin" sounds exactly the same as "wow the house is on fire"
inflection and emotion are only used for people who short you or write you bad reviews
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Edited by tattypatty (09/30/08 06:49 PM)
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