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That's what I thought at first. That's Drew's profile at ADT. He enrolled then.
I should giveup on trying to be witty
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That's what I thought at first. That's Drew's profile at ADT. He enrolled then.
I should giveup on trying to be witty
Don't do it on my account. 
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I love the fact that im so under this guys skin that he spent his holiday weekend thinking about little old me.
While the rest of us where opening our gifts and ejoying time with friends and family,Drew was probably beating his wife and kicking his dog.  Hate is a powerful drug Drew,enjoy it.
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There's trouble in Shiny Happy Porno People Land! I wonder if they devote five minutes from every staff meeting to an intelligence briefing on what Jeff is up to. I mean, aside from the 20 minutes squishing the donuts to find the ones with strawberry filling, and the other 30 working out travel arrangements and customized t-shirt designs for their Non-Sexual ADT Convention Playdate.
Play date without a doubt. For those nerds it's 'A Celebration Of Masturbation'. I can't imagine them spending too much time trying to pick-up on chicks in the casino during non-convention hours. However, I can buy the idea of all of them pounding their puds to a prized autographed DVD sleeve in their dimly lit Budget Suites.  
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I suspect it's even worse than that. I'm thinking they'll have ADT laminated passes and nametags so they can spot fellow members of the tribe across the crowded floor.
"Hello, OrgazzzmBoy. I am DrippyXXX. Pleased to meet you. Would you like to gaze at my Seka autograph album while I retire to the lavoratory stall?"
ADT Moderator or Chief Greeter at Wal-Mart? There's a certain lobotomized haziness in those otherwise bright-eyed and bushytail types that make you wonder if the Walton family hasn't already begun their takeover of the porn industry boards.
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However, I can buy the idea of all of them pounding their puds to a prized autographed DVD sleeve in their dimly lit Budget Suites.
How did you know I was staying at the budget suites?
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I suspect it's even worse than that. I'm thinking they'll have ADT laminated passes and nametags so they can spot fellow members of the tribe across the crowded floor.
"Hello, OrgazzzmBoy. I am DrippyXXX. Pleased to meet you. Would you like to gaze at my Seka autograph album while I retire to the lavoratory stall?"
ADT Moderator or Chief Greeter at Wal-Mart? There's a certain lobotomized haziness in those otherwise bright-eyed and bushytail types that make you wonder if the Walton family hasn't already begun their takeover of the porn industry boards.
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OMG. Im all in favor of a adt thread set up for jamesn and arab to fill it with gems like this and adding links to serious threads of arranging meetings with fellow members there for all to laugh at.
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Where is my frickin T-shirt?
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Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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I got mine.
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i hate adt
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“I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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and yet I bet they love you
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"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me.
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and yet I bet they love you
Why do you say that?. What have they said, whats been said. They like me , right?. Why wouldn't they like me, im a nice guy, who doesn't like me  (lb and to the left)
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i was going through xxxpt withdrawl for a few days, but as soon as i leave this godforsaken french glacier i'm ordering so many adt t-shirts and distributing them to the local homeless with booze and a turkey. conditional upon wearing it proudly while exposing themselves to old ladies and committing more misdemeanors than missy eliot. you can't buy this kind of PR, there's just no substitute for product placement involving a hobo's genitals and strangers.
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You don't mention how old your son is, but that's not that important because being Dominican, he will be thrice as slow to develop as a caucasian child anyway-bornyo
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It is a good idea Jamesn, it seemed to work in the classic movie- OC and Stiggs
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