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Keep trying Monkey.
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OK...you guys have a point, but I was at the party and sat next to Sasha and she is hot...I don't know what her eyes were doing in the picture but thay aren't that way naturally! Many hotties were there, and a few not so hot! But, the party was off of the hook! This was not the usual sausage fest with 100 guys and 5 girls...it was loaded with talent! Lori Lust is 27??? Give me a break!!
What Ric you weren't graced with her ever presence and walking promo machine in a ponytail, Craig Stevens? That's the first thing that comes out her mouth right after "Best Body in the Business"
Also I think you should leave Isis at home and not use her as arm candy. From the pics of the Porn Star Karaoke, it looks like she's wearing a mask year round. Send her to the salon and get her hair done. It looks like she got ran over by a Clarol van and lost. That rag doll multicolor hair is so 90s.
I know you're her pimp and all. You're just trying to do your job and get her some work but looking like that won't help.
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OK...you guys have a point, but I was at the party and sat next to Sasha and she is hot...I don't know what her eyes were doing in the picture but thay aren't that way naturally! Many hotties were there, and a few not so hot! But, the party was off of the hook! This was not the usual sausage fest with 100 guys and 5 girls...it was loaded with talent! Lori Lust is 27??? Give me a break!!
If many hotties where there, they must have been so VIP that they were let in through the back door. Or maybe the porn press was still in shock of how ugly these whores are, thinking they were celebrities walking down the red carpet, that the press photos completely missed them.
Luke, Gia, anyone - Did you see any hotties?????
Ric, maybe you and the even promoter should hire some real hotties to walk down the red carpet then leave in the back door so people actually think 1) there are hot people at this event and not some $5 crackwhore and 2) not all porn stars look like $5 crackwhores with meeth or going through a midlife crisis and entering porn at 70.
Given that you are a "marketing man" I'm surprise I didn't see really hot girls prancing around the place with baby-t's with your agency name on it. No one cares that they are with your agency or not. Its better than having to look at what's really crawling around there.
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Did Dee Snyder have tits?
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Im so stuck on this chick, shed be the perfect front woman for a twisted sister coverband and if that happens I demand I play bass and monstar rocks lead guitar.
Georgia Peach maybe?
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Thanks Gypsy, can you tell us who this is?
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Tony Malice is a fat bitchboy who likes to smack women around. 
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Actually, alot of the whores in these photos were definitely whaled to shit with an ugly stick. Any other chick who might have some merit in beauty was probably just another shitty fucking photograph taken by that Jewboy faggot Judas wanna-be...yes, Luke.
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OK...you guys have a point, but I was at the party and sat next to Sasha and she is hot...I don't know what her eyes were doing in the picture but thay aren't that way naturally! Many hotties were there, and a few not so hot! But, the party was off of the hook! This was not the usual sausage fest with 100 guys and 5 girls...it was loaded with talent! Lori Lust is 27??? Give me a break!!
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Tony Malice is a fat bitchboy who likes to smack women around.
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thats  debella
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Eric who?
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Sorry, good eye there kwik nasty. I missed the mustache!
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thats debella
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No mypornoreviewer I can't honestly say I've gotten that stuck there before.
Mypornoreviewer 30 seconds after this pic was taken "Oh crap not again... No, no I'm ok, happens all the time, got my proctologist on speed dial."
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Nice to see zenmen finally score with something that doesn't look like it was thrown through a wood chipper.
congrats z, banging all those hildabeasts finally paid off.
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Christ look how short I am. I'm on my tippy toes.
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Who is that whore I'm with by the way?
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Zen, people will start calling you 'The Tritone Of Anal' if you're not careful! --DanG
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Keep trying Monkey.
With the power of god in me you can be sure I will. 
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“I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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WOW....I do not think I've ever seen such a LARGE group of ugly photos from 1 single porn event in My life 
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Who is that whore I'm with by the way?
If I'm not mistaken, that's Heather Veitch trying to save your soul.
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"If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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I think this bitch took my pancakes order at a truck stop last summer.  
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Good lord. Looking at the pictures of the people who attended to this "event" (  ) makes me feel like im going through someones garbage. 
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I think this bitch took my pancakes order at a truck stop last summer.
Is that Tyla Wynn? She's looking ROUGH.
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"godddammm genny p you looking so bangin. a nigga would love to got to battle up against them cancer cells in your punanny. i would battle them with my cock. bangin them till they die." -GUAPO
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Does August look like a slightly retarded New Jersey call girl or is it just me?
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"godddammm genny p you looking so bangin. a nigga would love to got to battle up against them cancer cells in your punanny. i would battle them with my cock. bangin them till they die." -GUAPO
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I want to discuss something that has been bothering me for a long time. Alot of you won't care because most of you are male and generally don't notice things like this, but seriously: why can't whores dress themselves? I would assume that when you're averaging a couple grand week, only about half of that is needed to satiate even the most susbstantial drug habit. I've been led to believe that the rest of it goes to designer handbags and clothing to fill up the unnerving emptiness inside, but apparently this is wrong. These girls look like they picked through the leftovers at the RAVE bargain bin for their outfits. Seriously:
A velvet/velour halter top and matching gauchos? There is no excuse for this.
And this, well, I have nothing to say about this except that it proves my point. The striped overkill and mismatched triangular eye makeup make her look like some sort of bizarro harlequin joker whore.
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"godddammm genny p you looking so bangin. a nigga would love to got to battle up against them cancer cells in your punanny. i would battle them with my cock. bangin them till they die." -GUAPO
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Too bad this isn't a costume party because I came dressed as three of the Village People.
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