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Starfish and Honeypots
#360523 - 11/07/08 03:29 AM Attachment (32 downloads)
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Every man must leave a legacy. For some, it's a son or daughter. For others, a lifetime of good deeds and service to others. Mine will be this thread detailing the tender folds of female roast beef lips and the kinky wrinkles surrounding anal tunnels to Colontown. Some of you may look at these images and wonder, "Why?" I say these holes are miracle workers. They fill a void within each of us. "But how can a hole fill a void?" you ask. "You have just taken the first step, my friend. The first step."
I ask only for you to keep an open mind....but not as open as some gapers. Please keep your minds three quarters as open as the gapers, please.
Thank you. Without further interruption, I give you.....STARFISH AND HONEYPOTS: A ROGUE'S GALLERY OF PUSSIES, POOPERS, AND ROADMAPS TO THE PLEASUREDOME. Enjoy.
Addison Cain
Alex Love
Aliana Love
Bobbi Starr
Brianna Beach
Brooke Taylor
Chastity Lynn
Crystal Crown
Elli Foxx
Franceska
Gabriella Romano
Hannah Santana
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Heather Huntley
Jenny
Jayden Simone
Jen
Jessie Alba
Jordan Blue
Kapri Styles
Kaycie Klein
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Kelly Summer
Kirra Lynne
Kyra Banks
Angela
Lacy Laine
Lana Violet
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Lulu Martinez
Madeline
Maggie Matthews
Mary Jane
Melanie Scott
Mia Lina
Mylie Moore
Naomi Starshine
Nicole Ray
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“But I took a really bad beating at Red Light and learned a few lessons as an owner.” - Michael Ninn
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Nikki Anne
Nina Devon
Rachel Luv
Roxana
Stella Delcroix
Suzy Qute
Tawni Ryden
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Thank you for your service to mankind, Mr. Iron. The downside is, you've presented so many fine candidates of places to deposit a large bump of cocaine before snuffling it all up. You bastard.
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Interesting pics, some very nice, some not so nice, lots of busted up nails. What is it with longs and shorts on the same hands?, or no manicures at all or even no nails at all?  Huntley and Jenny come to mind.
Keep on eating starfish and Honeypots BI 
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The most interesting part of the collection, for me, was the Fort Knox-like sphincter of Addison Cain juxtaposed with Tawni Ryden's anal vortex which is soon to become a brown, not black, hole sucking all the light of the universe into it. Both are equally beautiful. However, one is meant for peaceful purposes while the other will end life as we know it. It is said that "shit happens" but when a reverse shit "happens" it will be the death of all of us.
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Sniff...sniff...sniff....mmmmmmm that smells good !!!! 
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You men eat your dinner,
Eat your pork and beans
I eat more chicken
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i enjoyed looking at that more then the finest paintings ive seen in any museum.
thank you brother
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I will soon post Moana Lisa. Her slight smile....so elusive.
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By the way Brandon that should be spelled "legassy" 
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Beauty. 
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Does it come as a surprise to anyone that Smell of Anus would like this thread? I would like to invite Gia Jordan to contribute a photo of her goodies. This thread must take on a life of its own.
Today's anus du jour is Miss Kyanna Lee.
Waste Removal area:
Waste Deposit area:
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Brandin,
These pics would make an awesome coffee table book!!!!!!
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Exactly! Volume 1 of EVERYBODY POOPS....AND HERE'S WHERE THEY DO IT comes out just in time for Christmas. Check amazon.com starting December 1st or login to www.brandoniron.com for your discount coupon.
I am working on volume 2 as we speak. It features high-end lingerie, too. The working title is POOPY LONGSTOCKING. This will be followed by the european shots of TURTLE HEADS but I need to find a distributor for that one. It is -- uh -- explicit and not for the faint of heart. Some guy named Ira Isaacs put in an advance order already.
Page 1 features the lovely pink sphinc of Miss Deena Daniels.
As beautiful as her derriere is, Deena's major problem is that she acts like a rock star when she gets multiple loads on her face. "Look at me! Look at my jizz-soaked face! I know how to get guys off." BLAH BLAH BLAH!! Yes, Deena. You are a beauty. So are many other women but you don't see them taking pics of their bukkakeed bodies for men to jack off to. Get over your own inflated sense of self-worth and try volunteering for some deserving organization, please. Would curing cancer be too much to ask, Spermface? Men have feelings, too, you know. We don't like being used for our seed, you greedy groping groupie.
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Quote:
Every man must leave a legacy. For some, it's a son or daughter. For others, a lifetime of good deeds and service to others. Mine will be this thread detailing the tender folds of female roast beef lips and the kinky wrinkles surrounding anal tunnels to Colontown. Some of you may look at these images and wonder, "Why?" I say these holes are miracle workers. They fill a void within each of us. "But how can a hole fill a void?" you ask. "You have just taken the first step, my friend. The first step."
I ask only for you to keep an open mind....but not as open as some gapers. Please keep your minds three quarters as open as the gapers, please.
Thank you. Without further interruption, I give you.....STARFISH AND HONEYPOTS: A ROGUE'S GALLERY OF PUSSIES, POOPERS, AND ROADMAPS TO THE PLEASUREDOME. Enjoy
Do you do that off the top of your head? Thats a great mission statement, well put.
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Ugly ones make us drink it.
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Snow Cap is an excellent medical marijuana.
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Gabrielle Romano and Krystal Kapri (?) have disgusting twats. 
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There are no disgusting twats, only disgusting people.
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