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Haley
      #345610 - 09/05/08 05:45 AM Attachment (33 downloads)

Haley's Comet: can be seen every 75 years. It last appeared in our solar system in 1986 and will next appear in 2061.

Haley: spunkie and punky. Eats man chunky....direct from the tap. She can be seen very soon at www.loadmymouth.com. In 1986, she was -4 and in 2061 she will be 71.













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Re: Haley new
      #345611 - 09/05/08 06:20 AM

I initially thought after seeing the title of the thread that this was going to be a Haley Paige scene. That create another level of "She's Dead Inside" eyes.



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Re: Haley new
      #345614 - 09/05/08 07:11 AM

I like this girl. Piercings, tattoos and all. Very lovely. Will she be in more of your scenes, Mr. Irons?

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Re: Haley new
      #345619 - 09/05/08 09:06 AM

Very cute indeed, but once again, the tatoos beg the question.....what theeeee fuck?

That's the third or fourth time we have seen the "Stars" in and alonside a whore's torso.....someone clue me in, I am totally at a loss as to what these specifically mean or symbolize. Seriously, what's the story.....WHATTTT?!?!!? it is totally depressing seeing these beautiful girls ruined by such bullshit bodyart.

Truth be told, I can stomach or tolerate ANY tatoo, IF there is a compelling, intelligent, uniquely interesting story or reason behind the ink that the whore chooses to put on her body....but these silly "starz" have me totlaly at a loss.

I speculated before that the preponderance of young kids raised in the 90s and the early part of this decade (2001-2004) all have issues with Early onset Diabetes and their blood sugar levels...with or without obesity. This girl clearly isnt obese, but that doesnt mean she isnt diabetic. The number of these kids of this time period were born to clueless single moms who themselves are whores and comprise today's morally BANKRUPT, 30-something-and-up MILF demographic. They are/were terrible moms who feed/fed their kids crappy diets full of sugar-laden cereal like FROSTED LUCKY CHARMS. No you see the Genius and deep thinking of Da Burglar and where I am going with this rant....

This girl "HALEY" no doubt was raised by a mom/MILF Whore with zero time/motivation/skills for cooking decent, nutritious meals for her young whore-to-be daughter. She just FED Haley FROSTED LUCKY CHARMS morning noon and night while she snorted coke and prepared for the next John/Client to swing by and lock themselves in her bedroom while Haley watched "My Little Pony" and SMURF re-runs on Nockelodeon. Haley's FAVORITE part of the FORSTED LUCKY CHARMS were OBVIOUSLY the ORANGE STARZ (Burg was always partial to the Green Clovers obviously...the Yellow Moons remind of my favorite Blond chicks I want to bang, like Gigi or H-lly .... the Blue Diamonds remind me of whores with expensive tastes, but NOT gian jergens, because expensive taste DOES NOT equate to good tastes.)

Anyone have a better theory??? Perhaps as a child "Haley" dreamed of being an astronomer when she grew up, but a few years later after having discovered the joys and pleasures of Methamphetamine and/or Oxycontin she realized the closest she would ever come to seeing the Universe would be on her own body???? Anyone? Anyone? ANyone?

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Re: Haley new
      #345656 - 09/05/08 11:43 AM

I thought she was hot as fuck until I scrolled down and saw those tats. Brandon, take a piece of 40 grit sandpaper and remove that shit.

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Re: Haley new
      #345674 - 09/05/08 12:13 PM

She's hot- reminds me of Allie Sin,
she's like Allie Sin's whore cousin

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Re: Haley new
      #345703 - 09/05/08 02:10 PM

Fuck yeah!

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Re: Haley new
      #345706 - 09/05/08 02:27 PM

I'd eat her anus any day.

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Re: Haley new
      #345718 - 09/05/08 03:22 PM Attachment (10 downloads)



What is this nastiness? I know Brandon's geriatric drip of a cumshot couldn't leave an indentation like that, so what gives? Drive-by victim? Abusive boyfriend stood up a fireplace poker and dropped her on it? Did John Garfield have relations with her before Brandon got his hands on her?

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Re: Haley new
      #345721 - 09/05/08 03:39 PM

Quote:

Very cute indeed, but once again, the tatoos beg the question.....what theeeee fuck?

That's the third or fourth time we have seen the "Stars" in and alonside a whore's torso.....someone clue me in, I am totally at a loss as to what these specifically mean or symbolize. Seriously, what's the story.....WHATTTT?!?!!?




I'd prefer to see the stars running down the whore's torso then the "one star over each ovary" on the front hip bones.

Don't know what the story is with that one either.

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Re: Haley new
      #345752 - 09/05/08 08:02 PM

star tattoos are like
augmented tits and big hair

here to stay, live with it boys .

whores will dress like whores, fuck like whores
and get whore tattoos

dummy up

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Re: Haley new
      #345771 - 09/05/08 09:14 PM

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and get whore tattoos




and why the fuck should they not???

its the ones that dont have them I am scared of.......

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Re: Haley new
      #345800 - 09/05/08 11:29 PM

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What is this nastiness?




You mean to tell me you'd reject this chick because of THAT tiny defect?

Who knows what it is...could be anything, but honestly, in this particular case, I LIKE the tiny scar defect/imperfection...as I mentioned before, it makes her REAL, not some overdone esoteric Barbie Doll Model-type who wont let you grab her hair or do anything to her face ... plus, it keeps the chicks down to earth and somehwat humble to have a slight defect or scar on their personage.

But I do agree, this particular scar/mark/wound/boo boo is interesting given its appearance and location. It could be a gunshot wound, MAYBE she was capped during a girl scout outing when her troop hiked onto the property of some brain damaged hill billies and she caught a .22 squirrel round in her back...

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Re: Haley new
      #346132 - 09/07/08 10:21 AM

does anyone else think she has an Allie Sin resemblance

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Re: Haley new
      #346165 - 09/07/08 03:54 PM

Haley......your cover is blown! Leave! Leave! Leave!

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Re: Haley new
      #346174 - 09/07/08 04:34 PM

Looks like bullet wounds on her back.

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Re: Haley new
      #346255 - 09/07/08 11:25 PM

Quote:

Quote:

and get whore tattoos




and why the fuck should they not???

its the ones that dont have them I am scared of.......




Br afraid because I have NONE. I never will.

I will get fake cancer before I will ever get a tattoo.

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Re: Haley new
      #346284 - 09/08/08 05:03 AM

Not even a henna tattoo?


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Re: Haley new
      #346309 - 09/08/08 08:35 AM

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Not even a henna tattoo?





Henna is tacky and so 1992.

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Re: Haley new
      #346316 - 09/08/08 09:44 AM

So is Brandon.

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