XXXPornTalk.com - Teagan Presley Chat Transcript - Dec 19, 2007 - 7:00PM PT Visit http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ for more Porn Star chat transcripts! [18:59] fuck was that for fun? [18:59] hey all [18:59] hello nazi [18:59] * Joins: NitneLiun [18:59] rahowah to you too [19:00] I've seen bigger crowds for whores nobody has heard of [19:00] maybe cuz people have seen their work [19:00] * Joins: Teagan [19:00] y [19:00] I think that Teagan would fit just right in my newest invention that I began designing today at work [19:00] <@loopnode> wow this whore was on time :P [19:00] haha one minute early [19:00] * Joins: spyfrom4chan [19:00] * loopnode sets mode: +v Teagan [19:00] <+Teagan> well not now [19:00] <+Teagan> hahah [19:00] cuzfeatures are gay [19:00] * Joins: vic [19:00] <+Teagan> whats up guys??? [19:01] <@loopnode> waiting for your ass [19:01] <+Teagan> features are great for girls [19:01] * Joins: gia_jordan_ [19:01] <+Teagan> not really alot else [19:01] theyre bad for jerking [19:01] ok, teagan ... i have to ask .... did you really not know how to use an enema or was that just a schtick for the BTS? [19:01] <+Teagan> very bad for guys to jerk to [19:01] <+Teagan> no i never knew how [19:01] i liked your scene in weapons of ass destruction 3 [19:01] that was hot [19:01] hi, teagan! just saying hi and then I gotta go. [19:01] <+Teagan> & then what made it worse was [19:01] <+Teagan> She never told me not to use the laxative liquid. [19:02] gia exitensilists are just emo kids [19:02] <+Teagan> hey gia! [19:02] * Joins: indiesnob [19:02] theyre not cool [19:02] <+Teagan> well you will be very badly missed [19:02] yeah i didnt spell it write [19:02] <+Teagan> i'm glad you stopped by though [19:02] <+Teagan> it's always nice to talk to a girl [19:02] teag, same thing happened to me. no wonder why it hurt my stomach [19:02] <+Teagan> yup yup [19:02] so sasha grey is the gay [19:02] fuck junkie indeed [19:02] * Joins: John_Floofin [19:02] <+Teagan> i've never used a laxative before & nor will I [19:02] shes so enlightened [19:02] jerkmaster=chickenmaster, no? [19:02] <+Teagan> i'd like to use the natural way to get clean for anal [19:02] <@tony_malice> hey teagan welcome and thanks for being so prompt! :) [19:02] but not really [19:03] no im frankie [19:03] <+Teagan> no problem [19:03] can I have a DNA sample so that I may clone you? [19:03] i used to post in 05 [19:03] <+Teagan> i rushed home & got food on the way [19:03] some porn magician shit [19:03] <+Teagan> sure how much money you have???lol [19:03] findmorganp [19:03] me, 3.50 [19:03] but whats so great about existensialism? [19:03] so, teagan, this means tony malice has your phone number? watch out for them crank calls [19:03] ha [19:03] <+Teagan> i'm never in this chat room are these the normal people in here or do we have any new ones? [19:03] * Joins: FGFM [19:03] i looked it up [19:04] <+Teagan> no they don't have my #...;p; [19:04] Teagan, how many STDs have you acquired during your outstanding porn career? [19:04] <+Teagan> lol [19:04] * Joins: pole_smoker [19:04] its just someone that realized you can control life and is sad about it [19:04] <@loopnode> Teagan: nobody is ever in this chat room. [19:04] Enemas! [19:04] half are normal then random ppl just show up for chat. [19:04] <@tony_malice> its people from the board, we usually only use the chat room for these sessions [19:04] glad to see that you made it on time, Teagan [19:04] no one is til whores show up [19:04] <@tony_malice> only the true wierdos come in here during other times lol [19:04] we need more whores like this girl, Teagan. 3 cheers [19:04] <@loopnode> ha! thanks :( [19:04] <@tony_malice> lolol [19:04] excuse me. i'm an exceptional weirdo, not a *true* weirdo. [19:04] I was invited here by one of the XPT officials [19:04] <@loopnode> :) [19:04] teagan could you come to my house so i can try to make you squirt? [19:04] I guess that the back door worked out for you [19:04] <@tony_malice> except loopnode of course, he's almost totally normal [19:04] please ;-) [19:05] <@tony_malice> oh god jerkmaster are u axl braun or something [19:05] <@tony_malice> lol [19:05] <+Teagan> oh i see [19:05] lmfao [19:05] y'al are boring. isn't anyone gonna ask her a good question or pretend to be tyler wood? [19:05] and you sould thank him alex ;-) [19:05] axel braun is a douche [19:05] everyone has a little bono one in them [19:05] <+Teagan> i'm a closeted weirdo [19:05] yes, i should [19:05] i asked a good question, gia [19:05] loser douche [19:05] im not axl [19:05] <+Teagan> squirting is peeing [19:05] im frankie [19:05] how many more kids you gonna have during your career? [19:05] gia, you are the ultimate insider here [19:05] <+Teagan> gosh typing is going so fast [19:05] you are a pole smoker though [19:05] pole smoker [19:05] ok...TP...you hasve a contract now...which whore do you want to throw under the bus? [19:05] frankie braun, his faggot half brother [19:05] his mom was a prostitute [19:06] cock smoker [19:06] <@loopnode> get use to it. i can't even keep up with whats been said. [19:06] your name says it all [19:06] you guys have questions. i'm not a chat hogger like gen padova [19:06] can i smoke yours, faggot? [19:06] <+Teagan> no kids [19:06] yes whyd you quit whoring gia? [19:06] <+Teagan> sorry i'm trying to play catch up s [19:06] <+Teagan> so i'm not ignoring you [19:06] i'd love to taste your faggot cum [19:06] I dated a hooker, I always felt like I was making $150 when I fucked her [19:06] <+Teagan> ahahhaha [19:06] where can I see enema movies? [19:06] your photos arent that great [19:06] i was shooting better shit in highschool [19:06] * Joins: Pope_Vin [19:06] * Joins: MBigDaddyM [19:06] <+Teagan> gia - tyler says "whats up" [19:07] like heroin? [19:07] <+Teagan> & we will see you in vegas [19:07] * Joins: h8u2 [19:07] is tyler the guy with the swastika? [19:07] i'll see you too in vegas, umm i mean, this guy i know will be there [19:07] teagan, you dont think you killed your career by leaving DP? [19:07] i mean tribal star [19:07] lol [19:07] <+Teagan> it's only normal I mean everyone in their life acquires STD's at some point [19:07] hey, tyler. thanx for posing for the back of my biz card 3 yrs ago [19:07] <+Teagan> most in college [19:07] she left dp? [19:07] <+Teagan> That's why I started doing condom a couple of years back [19:07] I've never acquired an STD [19:07] where the hell is she? [19:07] <+Teagan> & then that's why I started only working with Tyler [19:08] on her own, fuck hole [19:08] free agent again? [19:08] that shit will fuck your career [19:08] i want my college loan money back, i never acquired an std. i feel cheated. [19:08] only shooting with one guy [19:08] <+Teagan> But then we deceided to mutually agree on a SELECT few partners that we could trust [19:08] Teagan, would you kindly refer every single girl in the adult industry to your plastic surgeon. thanks in advance [19:08] * Joins: tracker [19:08] and go smoke a cock cock smoker [19:08] Teagan won't destroy her career unless she starts doing only girl/girl or only fucks her husband .... oops. [19:08] * Joins: ricardo [19:08] youre probably da burg [19:08] so what's new [19:08] boogaloo [19:08] Teagan, have you done any scenes with Ryan Knox? [19:08] in essence, she destryoed her career? [19:09] yes [19:09] where are enemas? [19:09] <+Teagan> willie_ do yo mean now that i DON"T have a contract? [19:09] ich kenne nicht [19:09] start doing privates [19:09] enemas don't exist, Alex, only in scat porn [19:09] man, she is fucked [19:09] * Joins: pokerjoe [19:09] then you can meet bono one [19:09] bist du Deutscher alexpanzer? [19:09] interesting.. [19:09] every girls favorite stalker [19:09] nope [19:09] I used to deliver enemas when I was a kid [19:09] <+Teagan> no that was my 1st love [19:09] mybe she can take pics like gia [19:09] also sprach zarathustra. [19:09] <+Teagan> not tyler that had that swastika like tattoo [19:09] the guy with the swa? [19:09] but isnt the whole only working with your bf thing what derailed tera patricks career for like 8 years [19:10] what was the deal with that? [19:10] no...TP...i want to know who you want to trash...if you get out of a contract, they have to pay you anyway...dish it [19:10] <+Teagan> no i don't think I killed my career [19:10] id rather see her hubby on oz [19:10] how r u gonna keep it fresh [19:10] than fucking her [19:10] yeah, really, think Tera [19:10] <+Teagan> I more than likely saved it from my perspective. [19:10] <+Teagan> I didn't want to come to 2010 [19:10] so will u be in any new Digital Playgroundmovies? [19:10] maybe make him wear masks like that guy machine in 8mm [19:10] * Parts: spyfrom4chan [19:10] anyone send Brian Surewood an Xmas card? [19:10] <+Teagan> which is what i was resigned til [19:10] tell me about the guy with the swastika tatoo [19:10] since you are no longer contracted? [19:10] <+Teagan> & be in the same boat that I am in now [19:10] * Quits: Dong (Quit: Dong) [19:10] was he a nazi desert rat? [19:10] * Joins: american_wanksta [19:10] cuz by the looks of it id say yes [19:10] u should do an all interracial movie you'll make a skid of cash [19:11] who's the guy with the aborted fetus tatoo? [19:11] i'll jack off to it for a month [19:11] i sent brian surewood a soap on a rope ... i hope it helps [19:11] Teagan what's your favorite industry website? [19:11] I checked out what you can send those guys, it was pretty funny [19:11] is it xcritic.com or the other one? [19:11] who's the guy with the aborted fetus tattoo? [19:11] like half a dozen packs of pork rinds and a bunch of ramen [19:11] <+Teagan> how am i fucked may i ask? [19:11] Tegan, luke ford, good guy? [19:11] Teagan do you smoke crack rock? [19:11] answer my swa quesion first [19:11] there were some Russian enema movies that I seen online [19:11] <+Teagan> i'm not only working with tyler [19:12] Teagan what's your fav site xcritic.com or the other site [19:12] answer my fetus question [19:12] its interesting to me [19:12] <+Teagan> because we didn't want to fuck up my career [19:12] but i couldnt afford them at $80.00 each [19:12] is that why you stoped interacial? [19:12] <+Teagan> he told me from the start that people will get tired of seeing us together [19:12] does marijuana smoke kill gnats? [19:12] cuz your man was a nazi? [19:12] <+Teagan> but i just didn't feel that great about working with other male talent [19:12] I knew a guy who paid $1000 for a hooker to shit on a plate [19:12] ah ok thats good [19:12] americanwnakshar = guapo [19:12] do dinosaurs have souls? [19:12] it's a job though [19:12] * Joins: Det40oz [19:12] Teagan, which event in your life, do you believe best prepared you for motherhood? [19:12] escpecially those darkies huh? [19:12] <+Teagan> ya they are cool people but what they do in their personal lives is their business [19:12] you aint supposed to worry about your "feelings" [19:12] Tegan you are one fast typing whore [19:12] <+Teagan> & i just have to protect myself from their decisions [19:13] she's no whore she's a mom [19:13] I dont like nazis because they are religious [19:13] MILF [19:13] teagan's an IM addict=fast typing [19:13] <+Teagan> I have about 6 movies coming out for Digital still [19:13] I dont like anyone that believes in god [19:13] which is funny because hitler was a satanist [19:13] c'mon TP...which whores annoy you with their on-set drug abuse? [19:13] the irony [19:13] * Joins: toots [19:13] Teagan will you be doing some MILF movies [19:13] as its in style now [19:13] Hitler was a lapsed Catholic [19:13] * Joins: Dong [19:13] who has that prolapsed rectum tattoo? [19:13] do u like hamburger helper teagan [19:13] i think hitler was gay for jews [19:13] it's pretty yummy [19:14] <+Teagan> no i do not smoke crack rock [19:14] <+Teagan> never have & never will [19:14] probably half of us in this room are lapsed catholics [19:14] noodle roni is the shit [19:14] Hitler was probably gay, yes [19:14] so he tried to matthew sheppard all of them [19:14] I dont like christians the most [19:14] noodle roni?? i havent had that yet [19:14] * Joins: Dane [19:14] <+Teagan> when i did go through my party phase that wasn't my drug of choice sorry to disappoint [19:14] thats some good shit [19:14] Himmler was definately gay [19:14] hi Teagan [19:14] try the brocoli muchroom one [19:14] hey CM, how are ya? [19:14] <+Teagan> i know how many of you wanted to be able to say that...haha [19:14] did you ever snort cock off a cock? [19:14] once the christians could be dealt with, every other religion is piece of cake [19:14] sounds like shit, but it's dope [19:14] AlexPanzer no one likes you either [19:14] <+Teagan> I dont have a favorite site [19:14] i mean coke [19:14] lol [19:14] <+Teagan> Ithere's so many that i talked to different people on [19:14] peopel either love me or hate me [19:14] Teagan, have you worked with Brandon? [19:15] <+Teagan> i don't know who were talking about? [19:15] Most hate you [19:15] <+Teagan> that;'s why I haven't answered yet [19:15] whats your oppinion on bono one from adt? [19:15] <+Teagan> I was just trying to remembrt [19:15] for every 1 person that loves me, 1,000,000 people hate me [19:15] is he creepyto you [19:15] ? [19:15] ? [19:15] ever snort hamburger helper off tyler's pole? [19:15] Teagan do you think your production company will do some bukkake flicks [19:15] nah, i dont even talk to bono [19:15] those japanese bukkakes are insane [19:15] i asked her [19:15] not you [19:15] dickhead [19:15] lol [19:15] * Quits: willie (Quit: willie) [19:15] <+Teagan> that's gross shitting on a plate [19:15] Japan is a pretty twisted place [19:15] <+Teagan> i've heard it too [19:15] Have you ever had a fan buy you a watch? [19:15] <+Teagan> on those late night hbo shows [19:15] tell me about bono [19:15] but i just got a certificate in Graphic Design [19:15] dish the dirt [19:15] he was a gross guy [19:16] <+Teagan> "Taxicab confessions" or something like that [19:16] lol a certificate [19:16] you think you'll do a few seens with taryn thomas, teagan? [19:16] ick [19:16] alex panzer=gen padova [19:16] teagan ... what johnras will your new production company shoot? [19:16] teagan i hope u dont watch CSI miami it's really bad [19:16] hi gen [19:16] what community college did you get it from? [19:16] genres [19:16] dumbass [19:16] I attended Oxnard College [19:16] <+Teagan> I took MANY classes for typing that's why [19:16] so far i have associates degree and certificate [19:16] <+Teagan> actually, i haven't been on set with alot of girls that due drugs [19:16] gia take some photo classes please [19:16] teagan, can i get you a submariner for tyler for christmas? [19:16] jerkmaster, if you were a regular, you'd get the johnra spelling [19:16] <+Teagan> I've just been with them in their free time so I really have no place to say [19:16] or have holly or suze mentor you [19:17] as long as she takes Luke with her [19:17] <+Teagan> Sorry!... [19:17] you lack vision [19:17] jerk, stop banging black guys please [19:17] * Quits: tracker (Quit: tracker) [19:17] I'm due drugs too [19:17] * Joins: big_calm [19:17] Teagan, Who will you be voting for this election? [19:17] I mean, those videos are sad [19:17] lick my asshole [19:17] My dealers off for the holidays [19:17] deal? [19:17] <+Teagan> I don't think I'd be doing milf movies (or @ least I'd hope not to) [19:17] * Joins: Ravyn [19:17] lol i got under your skin [19:17] Ron Paul bukkake [19:17] i like it [19:17] lmfao [19:17] <+Teagan> for a couple of more years (if I did it would be a young, hot milf movie) [19:17] there should be more movies of white dudes fucking black chicks [19:17] yes [19:17] avns getting robbed with each check they hand you [19:17] fuck tritone [19:17] teagan, Taylor Rain once said you ripped her off by having coke blown up your asshole by her ex bf, your response? [19:18] lmfao!!!!!!!wtf [19:18] cater to the mass, because I dont wanna see black dudes [19:18] <+Teagan> No, I can HONESTLY say I have SNORTED COKE OFF OF A COCK! [19:18] Taylor Rain is a stupid ho [19:18] coke up her asshole [19:18] i cant even picture that [19:18] wicked [19:18] get it gia [19:18] picture [19:18] crack up the ass crack [19:18] <+Teagan> brandon irons? no I have not [19:18] I loved TMFR in anal teen tryouts [19:18] you need more rop photo classes [19:18] * Parts: Ravyn [19:18] gias pics are fine [19:18] strobist has everything you need [19:19] taylor killed her career too [19:19] don't work with brandon .... word on the street is he has the herps [19:19] she only shoots for her site [19:19] <+Teagan> Yes i have had a fan buy me a watch [19:19] teh herp you mean [19:19] lmfao [19:19] jerk can't let some stuff in the past go [19:19] it;s incurable [19:19] did he ask you to wear it on film? [19:19] just be cordial and move on [19:19] <+Teagan> it was a black leather wristed one, with gold trip & gold clock hands & was from movado [19:19] <+Teagan> & i still have it [19:19] <+Teagan> ! [19:19] good deal [19:19] <+Teagan> not pawned it yet...lol [19:19] herpes? [19:19] it was fake [19:19] how can I send you expensive gifts? [19:19] these Movados sell at $5.00 in chinatown [19:20] <+Teagan> How is Taryn looking these days? is she still a little bigger or nbo? [19:20] send them c/o Ciera Lynch [19:20] * Joins: bill [19:20] huge [19:20] <+Teagan> I want to shoot lots of different stuff [19:20] that bitch is huge! [19:20] <+Teagan> I'm so shy that especially with taking off so many months [19:20] Taryn that is [19:20] * Joins: raul [19:20] <+Teagan> that the exploration of sexuality got briefly rainchecked [19:20] * Joins: MoronBoy [19:20] teagan you should shoot for jules some more, weapons of ass destruction is legendary [19:20] Teagan, will you ever do a gokkun or bukkake? [19:20] * bill is now known as Visitor_43498 [19:20] and how come theres not so many buttplug shitting movier? [19:20] <+Teagan> Never into CSI Miami [19:20] *movies [19:21] * Quits: pole_smoker (Quit: pole_smoker) [19:21] Tegan what did you find out on your journey of sexual exploration [19:21] painful chafing [19:21] when will scat films catch on in the USA? [19:21] sex equals children, i expect [19:21] Teagan, do your parents watch your movies? [19:21] or your brothers?? [19:21] <+Teagan> I'm mixed feelings [19:21] <+Teagan> not feeling rudy j. [19:21] I dont mind seeing movies where chicks take a dump [19:21] i second that... one more shoot with Jules... wither for his company or yours Teagan... [19:21] yikes [19:21] damn there is no jerking banana in here [19:21] <+Teagan> i need to sit back & do a pro's & cons list of every candidate [19:21] but I dont like the eatinga nd smearing movies [19:22] not into scat myself [19:22] <+Teagan> so far i've been so busy that i need to play catch up when it comes to the political shit right now [19:22] its called EFRO [19:22] Obama/ EDwards [19:22] or Kucinich [19:22] Tegan I have you pegged as a Mitt Romney girl, true? [19:22] <+Teagan> i've watched some political discussions about candidates on "The View" [19:22] Edwards would be good in porn [19:22] word obama/edwards [19:22] * Quits: raul (Quit: raul) [19:22] <+Teagan> yes I know I'm an old lady for wtaching that show..lol [19:22] he has that Peter North look [19:22] are you calling Edwards gay? [19:23] gia how is the avn gig going? [19:23] <+Teagan> How is that ripping her off? [19:23] he's calling edwards gay for pay [19:23] yeah, i get all my political info from the view too .... they are all such accomplished political scientists [19:23] bingo [19:23] there's a difference [19:23] edwards is ok with me, but he is kind of a pretty boy [19:23] <+Teagan> I meant NOT I HAVE NOT SNORTED COKE [19:23] I nominate Ron Paul for reverse bukkake [19:23] too late, we all read it [19:23] <+Teagan> It was just brought to my attention my spelling error [19:24] we don't believe you Tegan [19:24] * Joins: Joe [19:24] about snorting coke [19:24] it's fact now, i saw it on the internet [19:24] I'm for F. Thomson, you don't see much of him, he's not lazy just real old [19:24] <+Teagan> That Taylor Rain thing was awhile ago [19:24] it's right we don't [19:24] who cares, I've snorted coke, everyone snorts coke [19:24] not everyone [19:24] <+Teagan> she announced it on bts on a video forever on video. it's in the past. i'm over it no need to fret over stupid shit [19:24] <+Teagan> Taylor came to my wedding so I think the bridge has been mended by now [19:24] * Joins: Vic_Hitler [19:24] are you friends with Taylor? [19:24] I agree that's why I grow cannabis [19:25] * Joe is now known as Visitor_42283 [19:25] pornstars have weddings? [19:25] Teagan, did Taylor Rain steal the silverware at your wedding? [19:25] it's a lot better than coke [19:25] only the spoons [19:25] <+Teagan> oh well, if it was [19:25] <+Teagan> it's the thought that counts [19:25] did you go to the taylor/fayner wedding? [19:25] what do pornstars do when they hit the 40 mark? [19:25] * Quits: Dong (Quit: Dong) [19:25] ask Seka [19:25] work for AIM [19:25] double down [19:26] I was watching those Al Goldstein comps a while back, pretty funny [19:26] * Joins: Whatevski [19:26] ciao [19:26] * Quits: toots (Quit: toots) [19:26] <+Teagan> I just dont want to keep making tons of people other money thats the only reason why as of right now [19:26] <+Teagan> i don't want to shoot for jules [19:26] the woman who played the nurse in Deep Throat has kids in mainstream [19:26] Teagan, is there a chance you'll be on the next season of Entourage? [19:26] her hubby was also in porn [19:26] did he piss you off or something? [19:27] * Quits: Whatevski (Quit: Whatevski) [19:27] jules shoots the best stuff. FACT [19:27] <+Teagan> I found that on my journey that NOW i can actually enjoy the anal sex quite often & now whenever I shoot that's all i want to do [19:27] he's too tall for you anyway [19:27] hmmm [19:27] I think that Pierre Woodman's casting movies are the best [19:27] * Joins: Dong [19:27] * Joins: Whatevski [19:27] its simple and right to the point [19:28] like my head [19:28] <+Teagan> no I just haven't had time to watch the debates so I try to catch the replays throughout the days thats all [19:28] Teagan, did Brian Pumper hurt your anus or was that just part of the script .... ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow [19:28] did he suck your feet during me time/ [19:28] Tegan what did you have for dinner tonite? [19:28] <+Teagan> No, she didn't steal silverware..lol [19:28] @NiteLiun Tegan would rather forget that [19:28] I like when theres painful anal and stuff [19:28] <+Teagan> I don't think she needs it shes doing well! [19:28] will you shoot with Brian Bumpe again like in Up Your Ass 22 [19:29] * Quits: Whatevski (Quit: Whatevski) [19:29] do a blow bang for jules [19:29] * Joins: lol [19:29] <+Teagan> no I didn't go to the taylor/fayner wedding [19:29] * Joins: whatevski [19:29] one that ends with a facial [19:29] <+Teagan> I didn't know them I don't think really then [19:29] no she doesn't do negros [19:29] <+Teagan> or weren't that close [19:29] * Joins: willie_d [19:29] Up Your Ass 22 BTS was the best porn I've ever seen [19:29] I can't wait until Luke gets a real job [19:29] sorry I ment Brian Pumper [19:29] the taylor/fayner wedding was sealed in heaven [19:29] yup [19:29] hello [19:29] fayner killed chico wang [19:29] * Parts: gia_jordan_ [19:29] he's bitching about his crummy Google revenues [19:29] <+Teagan> Jules didn't piss me off @ all, He's just rich enough & I'd like a piece of my own pie! [19:30] whoa [19:30] * lol is now known as Visitor_18261 [19:30] * Joins: SloppyFan [19:30] you will not have jules jordan money [19:30] self-love [19:30] Max Hardcore for president [19:30] Teagan can you hook me up with a sick deal on an 8th of kush? [19:30] <+Teagan> I'd never really done anal so it would hurt anyone! [19:30] you can't beat him so join him [19:30] without doing scenes for him [19:30] i hear he overpays bitches like crazy [19:30] jules set up his own franchise [19:31] no such thing as overpaying pornwhores, ever seen dick nasty? [19:31] Teagan ... was Up Your Ass 22 your first anal ever or first anal in front of a camera? [19:31] <+Teagan> Sorry Dane- I don't have the means for that for you! [19:31] christ [19:31] i dont know why the fuck he signed chris rolie though [19:31] danes in here? [19:31] <+Teagan> Of course he overpays them because he gets them to do stuff they won't do [19:31] that kids such a fucking geek [19:31] <+Teagan> so in order to do that the girls raise their rate [19:31] <+Teagan> supply & demand! [19:31] I used to show that scene with Dick Nasty from throat gaggers with Victoria Sin when I wanted to gross people out [19:31] * Joins: meatmaster_ [19:32] he worked as a photographer for awhile and hung out with porn bitches and never even got head [19:32] pathetic [19:32] <+Teagan> Honestly. i have no idea who dick nasty is...lol [19:32] * Quits: John_Floofin (Quit: John_Floofin) [19:32] august's DP in Ass Worship 10 would be a great exxample of that [19:32] does powder ever get head? [19:32] * Joins: Whatevski99 [19:32] <+Teagan> damn! there's people in here [19:32] * Quits: Whatevski99 (Quit: Whatevski99) [19:32] how could you know so many whores and not get laid [19:32] <+Teagan> I'm happy [19:32] dick nasty is a sleazy old aussie [19:32] yes its called chatting [19:32] girls don't really enjoy dps [19:32] good whore [19:32] Dick Nasty is kinda like Tyce Bune but only much much worse [19:32] youre catching on [19:32] * Quits: whatevski (Ping timeout) [19:32] <@tony_malice> lol [19:33] <@loopnode> Dick Nasty is aussie? I thought he was British :P [19:33] niggas love red lobster [19:33] <+Teagan> M bid daddy were you implying that in order to gross people out that you'd show them august's scene in ass worship [19:33] you should work with christian [19:33] dick nasty and luke ford may be long lost brothers [19:33] Tegan what is your favorite illegal drug? [19:33] Teagn were you throwed when Pumper was smelling you feet in Up Your Ass 22 [19:33] just put a strap on on so he can pretend youre from brazil [19:33] powder is too nice to get head [19:33] NO please don't work with Christian [19:33] Regardless of what the vocal majority think, I KNOW you look great with the new boobs. Thank you very much!!! [19:33] <+Teagan> I don't even drink now [19:33] whatever happened to Brijaye Love? [19:33] do you like creampies [19:33] <+Teagan> The only thing TOLERABLE would be cannabis [19:33] oh good [19:33] that's what I'm smoking right now [19:34] * Joins: Whatevskinator [19:34] no vicodins or somas? [19:34] oh so you're a pothead, Tegan? [19:34] <+Teagan> yes i'm a stoner @ heart [19:34] * Quits: Visitor_42283 (Client exited) [19:34] does everhard hate women? [19:34] <+Teagan> it helps me not be so frantic when I get upset [19:34] you dont liste to kotton mouth kings do you? [19:34] :( [19:35] I wish I had the luxury of being a stoner. [19:35] Teagan, do you like enemas? [19:35] <+Teagan> No I don't listen to kotton mouth kings [19:35] in your mans lifted truck [19:35]