Holly West Chat Transcript http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ January 21, 2009 Session Start: Wed Jan 21 18:32:40 2009 Session Ident: #xptalk [18:32] * Logging for #xptalk started [18:50] so, will there be free DVD givaways? [18:50] i read lol [18:50] no, just free Axe body spray give aways [18:50] there are plenty of tards on the board. dont worry [18:50] <@loopnode> Panzer: yes, but you pay the shipping :) [18:50] I use Old Spice now [18:51] lol old spice [18:51] * Holly_West has joined #xptalk [18:51] <@loopnode> okay, am confused. is Hollyswood Holly West or not? [18:51] i might start posting now u encourage me [18:51] it smells nice [18:51] * loopnode sets mode: +v Holly_West [18:51] im lggin out to change my name damit [18:51] if a woman says it, then id believe it [18:51] <+Holly_West> its holly west [18:51] I bought some more Bath & Body Works today [18:51] yay the real Holly [18:51] <+Holly_West> lol [18:51] o cool [18:51] Hey Holly West [18:51] <+Holly_West> hi skeeter [18:51] <@loopnode> great, now we have two Holly Wests [18:52] <@loopnode> :) [18:52] hi, holly!!!! [18:52] I bought all the lip gloss that the store had in stock [18:52] now we need holly randall [18:52] no im wood [18:52] <+Holly_West> hi gia how was avn [18:52] alex, buy holly a watch [18:52] Holly never seen your work before this chat. Very impressive and welcome. [18:52] nah [18:52] <+Holly_West> ty sweety [18:52] I actually have a women's watch [18:52] holly randall = why is this woman single ? the mind boggles [18:52] I can sell it for $30 [18:52] * Hollyswood has left #xptalk [18:52] its a nice one by Anne Klein [18:52] * Hollyswood has joined #xptalk [18:53] * Hollyswood has quit IRC (Quit: Hollyswood) [18:53] anne klein is trash. choppard, baby [18:53] alex, why did you buy lip gloss ? [18:53] <+Holly_West> i am a coach girl myself [18:53] so I can resell it on eBay [18:53] for his alter ego darrah [18:53] lol ! [18:53] and me without my amex black [18:53] * blindman_formerly_hollyswood has joined #xptalk [18:53] holly, i'm out but you rock and post more often please. and i wanna shoot you [18:53] Holly you missed the memo, Gia HATES Coach [18:53] HollyWest how long have you been in porn now? [18:54] <+Holly_West> thats ok...more for me [18:54] im planning on getting Canon G10 soon [18:54] lol [18:54] <+Holly_West> skeeter...2 yrs [18:54] * gia_jordan_ has left #xptalk [18:54] long beach in da hizzouse [18:54] ive only seen her in one scene [18:54] so holly what kicks ass about the industry and what has your experience been like? [18:54] is it the real Skeeter? [18:54] <+Holly_West> barret...i was born in LBC [18:54] who is the WORST director you've shot for? [18:54] im so in the dark [18:54] * max_hardcore_ has joined #xptalk [18:54] swEEt [18:55] <+Holly_West> clitorist...the ppl kick ass...love the pics and the sex [18:55] yippie tay yay yo!!!! [18:55] * MrWhiteMansTime has joined #xptalk [18:55] holly " the JB shit you do kicked ass [18:55] let me do a private with you before i go to jail [18:55] " mommy of the year " [18:55] max is that really you? [18:55] <+Holly_West> skeeter...Khan...lol [18:55] yee ha howdy you know it [18:56] ahahahaha [18:56] <+Holly_West> max...lol [18:56] if he has pee stains on his keyboard, it s the real Max [18:56] max here. roger. [18:56] right [18:56] max ur a doushe [18:56] holly did you do a meatholes or something? I think i read he tried to touch you [18:56] tried to psych her out too [18:56] Holly West, have you had any run-ins with miss Lubben? [18:56] <+Holly_West> skeeters...anallickfest [18:56] skeeter why you talking shit about me [18:56] <+Holly_West> no i have not... [18:56] * charin has joined #xptalk [18:57] yet....ahahahaha [18:57] max shut up and go to jail [18:57] i didnt set you up [18:57] <+Holly_West> thats one way to look at it [18:57] go directly to jail [18:57] Max, sell me yer yellow couch [18:57] do not pass 'go' [18:57] sick barrett [18:57] what is your favorite scene that you have performed in? [18:57] yes, yes i am [18:57] here comes 7pm pac time, no people will flood in here [18:58] Holly are you looking to get a contract with someone? [18:58] *now [18:58] mr littles gonna be some big black mans bitch [18:58] * Brandon_Iron has joined #xptalk [18:58] <+Holly_West> clitorist....anything with mick blue [18:58] * gnome_ has quit IRC (Quit: gnome_) [18:58] Holly = accent whore [18:58] <@loopnode> Holly: do you plan on having children at someone in life or do you think the reality of your career would destory them? [18:58] gotta go. layla just spilled beer [18:58] did you like him prior to fucking him? [18:58] <+Holly_West> skeeter...nawww...but i wouldnt say no right away either [18:58] Holly West, which side do you take in the current gaza incursion? [18:58] * Mike182 has joined #xptalk [18:58] * max_hardcore_ has left #xptalk [18:58] <+Holly_West> clitorist...no [18:58] <@Obama> did you vote for me you whore? [18:58] What do you think about enemas? [18:58] what are your takes on the chrysler fiat merger? [18:58] whiteman, the only position of Hollys I'm interested in is doggy [18:59] Holly, should the US defecit spend itself into an economic recovery ? [18:59] <+Holly_West> obama...yes i did [18:59] <@Obama> good. [18:59] <+Holly_West> alex...a vital part of a scene [18:59] is hamas a bad thing tonight at 11:00 [18:59] You like small enemas with a bulb or those rubber bags? [18:59] Holly, would you be interested in doing "Load My Mouth" next Month? [18:59] prediction... the whore sucks but you faggots will best her. [18:59] is Birdland West a good club ? explain ? [18:59] Holly West, where do you see yourself after your performing days are done? directing? producing? [18:59] <+Holly_West> brandon...prolly not sweety [18:59] * BlackPanther has joined #xptalk [19:00] Brandon yo u need to post some more new skanks man i miss thatshit [19:00] I promise not to give you herpes, [19:00] <+Holly_West> mrwhite....sitting at home [19:00] brandon- she is half your age and twice your price range! [19:00] What do you think about the niggas? [19:00] Seaport Village : homo hang out or a place youve enjoyed ? discuss [19:00] <+Holly_West> alex...they aight [19:00] Alex, please respect our new commander-in-chief [19:00] ok [19:00] I will pay Holly Twice what I pay my regular talent. $200! [19:00] yah man give the nigger a break [19:01] <+Holly_West> brandon...wooohooo...meet me at the greyhound station [19:01] yes Brandon, but will you give her a ride in the PXP mobile ???? [19:01] Did you tasted your own ass? [19:01] dam it is brandon all [19:01] * FOX has joined #xptalk [19:02] I give everyone a ride whom I meet at the bus station. [19:02] and herpes [19:02] Who here thinks the economic downturn will have a disproportionate effect on the adult entertainment business [19:02] soo this is going well [19:02] <+Holly_West> lol mike182 [19:02] driving the supply of talent up, and the cost down [19:02] holly do you have herpes? [19:02] way to amp up the tard factor, tards [19:02] good for the consumer, bad for the producers, etc. [19:02] <+Holly_West> blindman...only on my cunt [19:02] thats good [19:02] * FOX is now known as Visitor_49840 [19:02] Holly whats your favorite perfume ? [19:03] What do you think is the best way for pornwhores to save money? [19:03] Hey Holly, whats the old man watching right now? [19:03] Holly thats nice- the cold sores on the mouth are so unsightly [19:03] great response holly. touche girl [19:03] quit drugs [19:03] * Visitor_49840 has left #xptalk [19:03] <+Holly_West> dolce gabana light blue [19:03] find a sugar daddy [19:03] ah, nice [19:03] <+Holly_West> mike182....prolly sportscenter [19:03] skeeter, have you met alex panzer? [19:03] whats with the woman hatred among porn strokers holly? [19:03] Holly you have a boyfriend? [19:03] Hollys married [19:03] she married [19:03] * FOX has joined #xptalk [19:03] Holly as air supply once sang: "I'm so full of herp, I can't live without you." [19:04] <@loopnode> Holly: is there anyone in your family you have a crush on? [19:04] yes fuckups... she's married [19:04] <+Holly_West> married [19:04] oh wow, I had no idea. I'm outta here [19:04] do try and keep up [19:04] drool [19:04] * Skeeter has quit IRC (Quit: Skeeter) [19:04] but she swings [19:04] Holly West, if you are dating a man who is not in the biz, can he expect porn-sex or will he just get what any other woman would give him? [19:04] <+Holly_West> loop...lol...no [19:04] i drive the short bus bitch [19:04] <+Holly_West> yes i do swing [19:04] still ? [19:04] <+Holly_West> mrwhite...depends on what he asks for [19:04] probly escorts to [19:04] * FOX is now known as Visitor_27069 [19:04] do swingers need to show AIM tests ? [19:04] <+Holly_West> barret...yes [19:05] like what if he wants ATM? [19:05] Isnt doing porn kind of swinging though? [19:05] <+Holly_West> barret...we request em [19:05] * Visitor_27069 has left #xptalk [19:05] <@loopnode> Holly: what is your favorite curse word? [19:05] swEEt [19:05] * Low_Rider has joined #xptalk [19:05] <+Holly_West> mrwhite...i give it to him [19:05] holly.. how many terminations have you had and would you consider yourself on par with some serial killers? [19:05] man, I'm glad I bough this top shelf bud [19:05] <+Holly_West> loop...bitch [19:05] excuse me I have to go fill my bong with water [19:05] Holly, is the reason you won't do Sperm Cocktail is because I'm 5'4 in lifts. [19:05] awsome mike bow down [19:05] * FOXmag has joined #xptalk [19:05] <+Holly_West> mike...none...sorry [19:05] * Bornyo has joined #xptalk [19:05] <@loopnode> Holly: how high can you kick? [19:06] Shut it blindman don't be that guy [19:06] <+Holly_West> brandon..lol [19:06] really ? no unplanned accidents, thats not possible for a Cali gurl [19:06] Did you tasted your own ass??? [19:06] eat me mike that was a good shot [19:06] <+Holly_West> loop...i was a gymnast so over my head [19:06] <+Holly_West> barret...sorry...always been careful [19:06] have any of you ever noticed that alex is a virgin faggot. [19:06] <+Holly_West> alex...sure [19:06] ? [19:06] wow, kudos on the planning [19:06] who in the industry would you say has a 'holland tunnel' style vagina? [19:06] Sasha Grey, did Sperm Cocktail, why won't you? [19:07] mike, are you related to holly? maybe her brother? [19:07] Did you sniffed it? [19:07] is that even possible you ask? I say YES [19:07] why cant civility and porn get along? [19:07] <+Holly_West> mrwhite....look for any girl that can tie her lips in a not [19:07] <@loopnode> Holly: what sound or noise do you love? [19:07] eww [19:07] <+Holly_West> loopnode....i olove moaning [19:07] * clitorist has quit IRC (Quit: clitorist) [19:07] why can't porn be shown in regular theaters, like between 'Paul Blart, Mall Cop' and 'Wall-E'? [19:08] ,4CHARIN... SHUT THE FUCK UP D00D [19:08] WHAT THE [19:08] * blindman_formerly_hollyswood has quit IRC (Quit: blindman_formerly_hollyswood) [19:08] Holly have you ever had to do a scene with a gurl who smelled unpleasant " down there " ? [19:08] <+Holly_West> mrwhite...the popcorn would stick to the floor [19:08] <+Holly_West> barret...oh yes [19:08] what did you do ??? [19:08] <+Holly_West> barret...asked her to clean up [19:08] Brandon Iron, you should produce an XXX version of 'Paul Blart, Mall Cop' [19:08] CHARIN.. shut up and quit with the blahh blahh blahh [19:08] nicee ! [19:09] fucken bruins [19:09] <@loopnode> Holly: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? [19:09] effing skanks [19:09] Holly, Jeff is letting me borrow the Lambo, I have special plans for us my dear. [19:09] <+Holly_West> loopnode...nice tits [19:09] <@loopnode> good answer. [19:09] <@loopnode> What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? [19:09] <+Holly_West> brandon...oh joy [19:09] you cant reach the pedals Bi [19:09] you do have nice tits [19:09] you want god to say, 'Loopnode...nice tits' [19:09] that's pretty odd [19:09] stfu [19:09] <+Holly_West> loopnode...professional napper [19:09] * FOXmag has left #xptalk [19:09] btw Holly, i hate implants, but yours' look very good3 [19:10] <+Holly_West> ty barretman [19:10] yw [19:10] good Doc choice [19:10] <+Holly_West> Dr Bui [19:10] I don't touch the pedels with my feet, Mike, I thought you knew that. [19:10] * distroe has joined #xptalk [19:10] as in Bobba Bui ? [19:10] I think someone should make movies of people having sex for money [19:10] What kind of candy do you like? [19:10] sooooo Holly.. first lesbo experience? [19:10] that would be cool [19:10] <@loopnode> [19:09] you want god to say, 'Loopnode...nice tits' [19:10] <@loopnode> [19:09] that's pretty odd [19:10] <@loopnode> nothing odd [19:10] <@loopnode> i work out [19:10] <+Holly_West> mike...high school [19:10] :) [19:10] * Newports has joined #xptalk [19:11] do tell.. your idea? yes [19:11] <+Holly_West> salt water taffy [19:11] Holly other than being a good sport is there anything else you want us to know about you? like are you going to be the next anal princess or deep throat queen or whatnot? [19:11] * Low_Rider has quit IRC (Quit: Low_Rider) [19:11] <@loopnode> Holly: Do you have any Mexican friends, and if so, where are they from? [19:11] <+Holly_West> bornyo....next fisting queen [19:11] what makes you better than the other girls? [19:11] Holly, if there are 5 apples and you take away 3, how many do you have? [19:11] ahhh, so you like being fisted? [19:11] salt water taffy ? why...you DO go to Seaport Village [19:11] <+Holly_West> loopnode...i am mexican myself sweety [19:11] * FOXmag has joined #xptalk [19:12] Seaport village = euphimism for gay anal sex? [19:12] you're mexican? [19:12] lol [19:12] <+Holly_West> mrwhite...blue [19:12] the fuck [19:12] * LoadStar has joined #xptalk [19:12] <+Holly_West> lol barret [19:12] What do you think about hairy dudes? [19:12] thats twice [19:12] ¿ [19:12] <+Holly_West> alex...they eed to be shaved [19:12] what do you think about hairy man ass ? [19:12]   [19:12] <@loopnode> <+Holly_West> loopnode...i am mexican myself sweety <-- then i suppose your friends are from around the way [19:12] Panzer we left it at your gay and wanting.. shut it [19:12] <@loopnode> Holly: What is the most disappointing present you've ever received? [19:13] was it a face full of sperm? [19:13] holly ... ignore alex.. he a known p3d0 [19:13] merry christmas!!! *unloads* [19:13] <+Holly_West> a picture of my husband picking his nose for our first valentines day [19:13] Holly, how often have you had to endure pina colada mix instead of real man milk ? [19:13] * poopy_dick has joined #xptalk [19:13] <+Holly_West> barret...only once.....for photos [19:13] ah, ok [19:13] * aminkia has joined #xptalk [19:13] <@loopnode> Holly: Who is your favorite Jew? (celebrity or otherwise) [19:13] Holly, if you worked with me you would never have to endure pina colada mix. [19:13] and have you ever done one of those scenes where they spray you with a giant black rubber penis that's like 3' long? [19:13] <+Holly_West> and once for a penthouse shoot [19:13] seriously alex shouldn't you be on itiuchkids dot net [19:14] <+Holly_West> mrwhite...no [19:14] alex go get a free pen from pen island [19:14] Alex is the Axe poster child [19:14] penisland.com [19:14] Do you like your feet being licked and toes sucked? [19:14] maybe pm Bi there and get a consult [19:14] <+Holly_West> alex...yes [19:14] heh [19:14] What about your asscrack being licked? [19:14] <+Holly_West> alex...absoluetly [19:14] so then Holly, is there a foot fetish film in your future ? [19:15] dude she's female, do you know any females that don't like their ass licked? [19:15] <+Holly_West> i have done a cpl foot fetish websites [19:15] hmmmm [19:15] * makes note * [19:15] <@loopnode> Holly: do you have a favorite Jew (celebrity or otherwise)? [19:15] Holly, would you like it if a male actor said "drooopppiiingg fucking loads" while he came all over your face? [19:15] lol poopy [19:15] <+Holly_West> footfuckingsluts.com or something like that [19:15] Holly who is the worst large production company to work for? [19:15] hey conq settle down [19:16] <+Holly_West> poopy...awwww...Nick Manning...I actually worked with him...and he didnt say that [19:16] hey Holly, which company pays best ? [19:16] * tony_malice has joined #xptalk [19:16] it must have been an imposter then. [19:16] hey everyone! [19:16] * loopnode sets mode: +o tony_malice [19:16] <+Holly_West> mrwhite...they are all ok [19:16] I give the best "benefits" [19:16] Holly have you ever heard the Aurora Snow glukking sound? [19:16] <+Holly_West> barretman...my rate is my rate [19:16] Holly.. you ever watch your own scenes? [19:16] * rolls eyes at ' Brandon ' * [19:16] and have you ever made a smiliar sound? [19:16] * Mark_J has joined #xptalk [19:16] * jt has joined #xptalk [19:16] <+Holly_West> mike...no i ido not [19:17] are you with a agency, or self book ? [19:17] benefits ='s lifelong infection [19:17] <+Holly_West> barret...i was with la direct until today...now with type 9 [19:17] <@loopnode> Holly: when you order pizza, what kind of toppings do you request? [19:17] ty [19:17] * aminkia has quit IRC (Quit: aminkia) [19:17] you don't watch your scenes? why? [19:17] <+Holly_West> hawiian style [19:17] Holly, would you prefer a Peter North blast or a Brandon Iron dribble?" [19:17] <+Holly_West> mike...i lived it...lol [19:17] Holly, have you ever had a pizza man display his penis like in 'big sausage pizza'? [19:17] * jt is now known as Visitor_38067 [19:17] <+Holly_West> peter north [19:18] fair enough [19:18] was LA Direct forcing you to work with Christian XXX [19:18] I have a plantars wart on my left foot, would you still do a foot fetish scene with me for $200? [19:18] <+Holly_West> mrwhite...lol...not yet...but maybe ii havnt tried hard enough [19:18] Holly: is it true that girls get nervous (not NECESSARILY you) if they hear a male talent has done bi work before? [19:18] that wart is the least of her concerns [19:18] <+Holly_West> never have worked with cxxx [19:18] * Da_Burglar has joined #xptalk [19:18] or just straight up gay work? [19:18] <+Holly_West> brandon...216.50 [19:18] keep it that way [19:19] I've never, ever, done bi work, those rumors are lies spread by my competitors! [19:19] lol [19:19] I'm not talking about you [19:19] <+Holly_West> mark j....look, if they have a test ...they have a test [19:19] <@loopnode> Holly: Do you know any Arab people, and if so, where are they from? [19:19] Do you like rhinestone jewelry? [19:19] * JB has joined #xptalk [19:19] <+Holly_West> alex...yes [19:19] Why don't more arab women do porn? arab women = the hotness [19:19] his competion consists of twinks and ryan knoxx. You discern the difference [19:19] have you ever eaten at Northwoods Inn ? [19:19] MrWhite: they don't want to end up in a trash can on fire - read the fuckin paper [19:19] <+Holly_West> loop...i have a good friend...Mohammad Ali...no shit....he is from India [19:19] that won;t happen the the US & A [19:20] <@loopnode> interesting. [19:20] ,sup mark [19:20] <@loopnode> how many times in your life have you eaten escargot? [19:20] Hi Kids! What's up??? [19:20] <+Holly_West> mrwhite...Sunny Leone...mmmmm [19:20] BURG! [19:20] sup burg [19:20] <+Holly_West> loopnode...never [19:20] omg is this THEEE Holly West? [19:20] Mr. Wheels is here [19:20] if that's really the burglar then hello [19:20] <+Holly_West> lol burglkar [19:20] yep that's really him, nm [19:20] holly.. what your fave sport? [19:20] Holly, who was a better President? Regan or Clinton? [19:20] <+Holly_West> football [19:20] BURG! [19:20] <@loopnode> Holly: what kind of alcohol do you drink when you go out? [19:20] <+Holly_West> Clinton [19:21] <+Holly_West> patron [19:21] lol, no wya [19:21] regan was never a pres [19:21] hello visitor 38067 [19:21] oh yeah haha [19:21] who the hell are u? [19:21] opps [19:21] Brandon: have you never approached Holly to do a scene? [19:21] have you ever thrown peanut shells on the floor in a steak house ? [19:21] <+Holly_West> barretman....yes [19:21] lol [19:21] lol [19:21] Only when we're both in a parking lot [19:21] he's been there mark it didn't end well [19:22] you parked her car? [19:22] Holly how much fan appreciation can you take before you scream! [19:22] okay nevermind.. Holly unless you're a real fan of the color yellow, then just let Brandon's calls go to voicemail. [19:22] Holly? HS grad or champion of GED [19:22] <+Holly_West> visitor...4 hrs [19:22] pr continuation school ? [19:22] or [19:22] Holly West, now that the USA is more liberal, do you expect to see a trend in XXX as well, like, more beastiality, scat, CXXX movies, etc? [19:22] <+Holly_West> lol [19:22] <+Holly_West> mrwhite...hope not [19:23] Brandon: Who's the celeb for #500? I bet it's Dirty Harry working a basket trick [19:23] Holly, where does it all end? midget scat gramma porn or will you bow out gracefully? [19:23] Oh my God, who is watching Lost tonight? [19:23] would you lick labia with Holly Hunter or Holly Randall ? which one and why ? [19:23] I'll be going Holly but I just want you to know that joking aside I'll pay you triple my normal rate. [19:23] Do you think you want to go all gonzo or do you like story porn? [19:23] allright holly, that's $150! [19:23] * conquistador has quit IRC (Quit: conquistador) [19:23] Who do you think should be thrown out of this chat room for absolutely no reason? [19:23] <+Holly_West> mike...maybe some scat...a cpl animal scenes for low budget beastality producers before i disapear [19:24] cool [19:24] <+Holly_West> Holly Randall...shes hot [19:24] * makes note * [19:24] $300, in authentic American money! [19:24] <+Holly_West> gonzo [19:24] and she had sex with luke ford, bonus! [19:24] <+Holly_West> alex...me [19:24] <@loopnode> Holly: When was the last time you sat on Santa's lap? [19:24] seeing as how your mexican beastiality and scat only make sense. [19:24] * conquistador has joined #xptalk [19:24] mr white, we are all trying to erase that image [19:24] Holly west youre ready to leave already? [19:24] <+Holly_West> loopnode...last Dec [19:24] i'll never let anyone forget [19:24] <+Holly_West> bornyp...jk sweety [19:24] Do you have any girls you'd like to work with? [19:24] Iron uses Monopoly money to make proportionate to him [19:25] lol [19:25] What do you think about cufflinks? [19:25] i'm going to build a statue to it [19:25] I save lots of money filming in TJ [19:25] <@Obama> Did you cry tears of joy when Obama won? [19:25] lol again [19:25] <+Holly_West> Rachel Roxxx, Ruby Knoxxx [19:25] Holly, i HAVE to ask....have you ever banged a guy in a wheelchair? would you be willing if he was either cute enough or had enough $$$$? [19:25] * stevie_d has quit IRC (Quit: stevie_d) [19:25] holly, once again ignore ALEX, he's a p3d0 and wanted in the empire state [19:25] <+Holly_West> Tanya James was a blast [19:25] @bran - even you would be sickened by what crawls around in TJ dive brothels - i've heard stories [19:25] Obama now that you are pres are you going to dtich michelle for a white chick or what? [19:25] gtfo fake obam. its well know blackberries cant do java chat [19:25] <+Holly_West> Da Burglar...its on my things to do list baby [19:25] * GUAPO has joined #xptalk [19:26] are you a breakfast out eater, or do you skip b-fast ? [19:26] * Bornyo has quit IRC (Quit: Bornyo) [19:26] <+Holly_West> i make breakfast every day i dont work [19:26] Holly.. did you know that chick that chico dusted? [19:26] I would pay to see Burg and you in porn. I think it would be funny (in a good way) [19:26] * poopy_dick has quit IRC (Quit: poopy_dick) [19:26] oh Holyy's a keeper HEY Bornyo!!!!! [19:26] <+Holly_West> mike...no [19:26] You just can't beat the rates Mike, I guarantee it!. [19:26] <@Obama> where did that Bornyo go? [19:26] what up [19:26] <+Holly_West> hi guapo [19:26] <@Obama> was about to give him a piece of el-prezidente's mind [19:26] * finn has joined #xptalk [19:26] * SNH has joined #xptalk [19:26] what up west holly [19:27] * pops a 40 for Guapo * [19:27] I'm out for a few, mixin a drink [19:27] guapo *high five* [19:27] $400 for Sperm Cocktail, that's my final offer Holly. [19:27] db dont talk to me.. you refuse to jlpe a nigga out via xpt financial services [19:27] More anal in your future? (for Panzer) [19:27] what?!?!?!?! [19:27] * finn is now known as Visitor_14367 [19:27] BI going for the lowball as always [19:27] <+Holly_West> brandon...if you can dunk on my neighbors Jordan Jammer...I am in [19:27] Holly: You're walking in the desert, you come upon a turtle that somehow ended up on it's back - it's baking in the hot sun and beating it's legs trying to turn itself over. What do you do? [19:27] * ladiesman_ has joined #xptalk [19:27] gotta run, thank you Holly [19:28] * The_Real_Brandon_Iron has joined #xptalk [19:28] what up foxmag charles [19:28] * barrettman has quit IRC (Quit: barrettman) [19:28] <+Holly_West> mark...eat it [19:28] nuttin', g [19:28] <+Holly_West> bye barretman [19:28] Hey guys, what did I miss? [19:28] wrong answer. [19:28] turtles can shake themselves out [19:28] Holly, with my trampoline, I can be face to face with anyone. [19:28] <+Holly_West> lol [19:28] Alex: that's from bladerunner ya fackin mope [19:28] and you get salmonela from eating raw lizards [19:28] yeah db remember your boy asking for fincial advise and you ignoring his request [19:28] Hey charlie! long time no talk [19:29] hey burg [19:29] * Visitor_14367 has quit IRC (Quit: Visitor_14367) [19:29] <+Holly_West> alex...i watch survivorman...i can start a fire with a grain of sand and a toothpick now [19:29] * ladiesman_ has left #xptalk [19:29] guapo man, if u have a legit need, im there [19:29] holly i done jerled off to you once back in 07 [19:29] Hey Holly, would you star in my movies with me even though i've done work with CXXX? [19:29] <@loopnode> Holly: which pornographers gave you a check that bounced? [19:29] <+Holly_West> guapo...just once...man i must suck at this porn thing [19:29] * Resident_Asshole has joined #xptalk [19:29] I NEVER, did work with CXXX! Well, maybe once . . . [19:30] <+Holly_West> brandon...were you giving or receiving [19:30] sorry to many hoes to go around.. plus im cutting back on my jerk offs per month [19:30] Receiving [19:30] lol [19:30] <+Holly_West> loopnode...none yet [19:30] back!!! Hi holly [19:30] <+Holly_West> lol guapo [19:30] <+Holly_West> hi mike [19:30] What is your favorite music? [19:30] I thought Holly didnt swallow? [19:30] Nice to see the whore has lasted the first half hour, and no flake! She's OK in my book [19:30] sup baby? [19:30] * bornyo has joined #xptalk [19:30] I'm always the man in the relationship, if you see Midnight on the Turkish Express, then you would understand some things Holly. [19:31] <@loopnode> Holly: if you had a superpower, what would it be? [19:31] <+Holly_West> da burglar...only once [19:31] <+Holly_West> invisibility [19:31] Holly: Here's a Fuck-Marry-Kill: (you have to fuck one, marry one and kill one): Donkey Long, Brandon Iron, Dirty Harry [19:31] i dont blame u [19:31] <+Holly_West> ty resident [19:31] Holly, what is your opinion of girls who are cumdodgers? [19:31] BI plese be quiet and go sit in the corner like bj showed you back in the day [19:31] Would it be ok if I used phone books during our sex scene to give me a extra inch or two? [19:31] I always give whores I pay the option to spit [19:31] <+Holly_West> kill donkey...fuck harry...marry brandon...he can be my bitch [19:31] cuz I am a considerate crippled perv [19:31] where calm at? [19:32] shut it Bi.... Holly, you ever been told you're too hot for porn? [19:32] What do you think about Russian people? [19:32] just RA, holly dear, much easier to remember [19:32] LOL - translation - that was some MEAN GANGRENE hygiene [19:32] <+Holly_West> mrwhite...i dont care...more work for me [19:32] <@loopnode> Holly: When you go to bed how long does it usually take you to fall asleep? [19:32] <+Holly_West> mike...bye my dad [19:32] <+Holly_West> lol [19:32] * The_Real_Brandon_Iron has quit IRC (Quit: The_Real_Brandon_Iron) [19:32] Marry me? That's great, do you have visa trouble? I can help. [19:32] thats just wrong [19:32] <+Holly_West> alex...they are fine with me [19:32] Do you like your ear and neck being licked??? [19:32] heh [19:32] Brandon: I think she's the one that'll be helping YOU with the visa probs [19:32] <+Holly_West> loopnode...10 min [19:32] BORNYO!!!!!! [19:33] <+Holly_West> lol brandon [19:33] she grew up in my home town - Long Beach... HOlly you know McNab avenue? [19:33] <+Holly_West> alex...neck yes...no on the ear [19:33] HEY BORNYO!?!?!!?!?!?!? [19:33] by the way i contacted NYC immigration and naturalization about this sick fuck alex [19:33] once again Holly.. don't respond to Alex.. He touches kids and it could come back to haunt you [19:33] <+Holly_West> yes i do....grew up on Stevely [19:33] hi burg [19:33] Behind the ear? [19:33] how the hell are u? [19:33] * sweet_eva has joined #xptalk [19:34] stop alex [19:34] i sopt a fake DB.. this aint the real db [19:34] <@tony_malice> survivorman sucks, they guy always pusses out [19:34] Holly: I don't know Stevely but right on. I think we were the last white family in our neighborhood back in like '83 [19:34] * CXXX has joined #xptalk [19:34] just go, faggot [19:34] <+Holly_West> tony...no...man vs wild is a pussy...he was caught in a hotel [19:34] Hey Holly, Do you want to work together???? [19:34] need malt liquor [19:34] <+Holly_West> lol mark [19:34] goddamn, ever since pretrty pleads doubte dmy existence EVERYONE does now [19:34] <+Holly_West> CXXX....no [19:34] HOLLY: you know what i'm talkin about [19:34] agreed malaise, les stroud is where its at [19:34] you may be right g. or he got a new script [19:35] What is your favorite brand of handbags? [19:35] that nga keeps it real [19:35] * Resident_Asshole has left #xptalk [19:35] <+Holly_West> markj...i was there til 90...was a great neighborhood [19:35] Holly, unlike CXXX, we can film our scene at Donny Long world headquarters. [19:35] nigga i know db and this aint db.. charlie open up an investigation on this imposter [19:35] PLEASE HOLLY, I can film there too [19:35] <+Holly_West> alex...coach [19:35] cxxx what is your favorite type of strap-on? [19:35] CXXX: Put Phoenix on , br o [19:35] db needs to answer a secret queston [19:35] Donkey and I are now buds, and Brandon forms the Trifecta [19:35] Ok i confess, this is NOt da burglar [19:36] gia would not approve of COACH Holly [19:36] The curved strapon [19:36] I never had sex with you CXXX [19:36] <+Holly_West> mike...thats ok.... [19:36] that's ok, dv [19:36] Come on Brands, you know it [19:36] <+Holly_West> we discussed it already [19:36] * Visitor_38067 has quit IRC (Quit: Visitor_38067) [19:36] HW, what is the most loads you've swallowed in one session? [19:36] No its not. you ever seen that bitch angry? [19:36] Never, just ask Kimber James [19:36] <+Holly_West> load...one...i dont swallow [19:37] you say COACH one more time and its on you. [19:37] <+Holly_West> lol mike [19:37] Holly, Me or Peter North? [19:37] <+Holly_West> coach [19:37] $500 for load my mouth then, final offer! [19:37] i'M SERIOUS DOLL [19:37] hey brandon you talk with larry now he in thailand boning thai bitches? [19:37] not even your husbands load holly? [19:37] * googer has joined #xptalk [19:37] <+Holly_West> CXXX...lol...Peter [19:37] Holly: One of the knuckleheads in this very room once stated that a girl swallowing seed is "duty, honor and respect". YAY OR NAY to that statement? [19:37] <@loopnode> Holly: do you think you give better head than your mom? [19:37] Why? he's done tons of Gay sex like me!! [19:37] <+Holly_West> nay [19:37] lol [19:37] Better keep upping that price BI [19:38] Guapo, I used to talk to Larry, then the phone went dead, just like with John T. Bone [19:38] <+Holly_West> loopnode...she won the last family reunion blow off...but i have been working on it [19:38] * sweet_eva has quit IRC (Quit: sweet_eva) [19:38] Ok Guapo, Charlie, if I am not ME, than can u guess who I am? [19:38] Do you think that hard work is essential for being sucessful? [19:38] LOL AT Bi making it a guapo chat [19:38] are you tritone? [19:38] then holly you need to change your husbands diet. [19:38] <+Holly_West> alex...yes...or a hot ass [19:38] * tritone has joined #xptalk [19:38] * distroe has quit IRC (Quit: distroe) [19:38] Most loads on your face? [19:38] well he told me he is holding your timeshare for your eventual fleaing of the county [19:38] <+Holly_West> loadstar...3 in a day [19:38] Holly, what's your price point, for Load My Mouth? [19:38] you sound too happy db [19:39] Holly, which do you prefer? a load on your ass, tits, tummy, or pussy? [19:39] ve to admit I'm kind of a big fan of interracial. [19:39] <+Holly_West> brandon...1.50 and a bus pass [19:39] Would it be different then for Sperm Cocktail? [19:39] CXXX: you missed one - bank account [19:39] I just ate a bunch of pills thats why [19:39] <+Holly_West> tits [19:39] <@loopnode> Holly: if you could choose 1 eye to do your laundry, would you choose your left or right eye? [19:39] aha! [19:39] You like black cock Holly? [19:39] why on your tits holly?? [19:39] seriously chalir you buy this db? [19:39] <+Holly_West> loopnode...brown eye [19:39] Holly.. I can't say it enough. I'm sure you and hubby live comfortably but imagine the feds crashing because you were a selfish whore and didn't listen to me. [19:39] no g. [19:39] guapo how can i prove it? [19:39] me either [19:40] secret question [19:40] nigga you cant prove shit [19:40] <@loopnode> Holly: if you could choose a color between 6 and 12, which one would you choose? [19:40] Stop.Talkin.to.Panzer. [19:40] <+Holly_West> mike182...lol [19:40] ok shoot [19:40] With Obama in the whitehouse all those white bitches will be looking for the black cock. Then you haters will see [19:40] lol [19:40] Will you be sure to show up if I send you a bus pass? Haley Sweet really set me back several months when she absconded without repaying her taxi fee. [19:40] * MrWhiteMansTime is now known as Da_BurgIar [19:40] mwahahahaha [19:40] <+Holly_West> loopnode...square root of 0 [19:40] no really babe.. he's a p [19:40] what company did you tell me to invest in db when asking for finacial advise? [19:40] Brandon: You still didn't make Haley pay off that debt? I guess she never will at this point. [19:40] *p3d0 [19:40] * Da_BurgIar has quit IRC (Quit: Da_BurgIar) [19:40] <@loopnode> Holly: if i gave you a ball which side would you swallow first? [19:41] both [19:41] oh hell guapo i cant remember that [19:41] * charin has quit IRC (Quit: charin) [19:41] <+Holly_West> loopnode...the part that dropped [19:41] heh [19:41] daburg get on aim [19:41] Hey Holly, which is more heavy? a pound of feathers or a pound of steel nails? [19:41] you fucking done fake db this shit was like 10 days ago [19:41] ok bornyo one second [19:41] I'm a sugar pimp, not a gorrilla pimp, the girls aren't afraid of me, I think I need to get higher shoe lifts. [19:41] db, email your initials to charlie@foxmagazine.com [19:41] I just got some wonderful cufflinks on eBay [19:41] BRANDON: Check with who Jules Jordan uses - he had some 3" platformers going at the AVN's [19:42] are they human teeth? [19:42] ill pm u here charlie [19:42] ok [19:42] by cufflinks he means 3 yr olds, Holly [19:42] chalie you know db real initials? [19:42] <+Holly_West> cxxx....come on sweety...you can come up with something better than that [19:42] * Da_Burglar has quit IRC (Quit: Da_Burglar) [19:42] i do g [19:42] investigation! [19:42] goddamm charlie you know all [19:42] actually holly, cxxx is dissapointing on so many levels [19:43] one day you gonna be on the 5:30 news as anchor charlie [19:43] CXXX: How do we know it's you? Finish this sentence: Harmony ----- [19:43] I just wanna complete my cufflink collection to 100 pairs [19:43] <+Holly_West> mike...arent we all [19:43] you need a hug [19:43] <+Holly_West> i will guarentee thats not cxxx [19:43] Holly, did you go to college? [19:43] <+Holly_West> alex...yes [19:43] <@loopnode> Holly: when you look in the mirror, are you content with what you see? [19:43] do you still go or did you dropped? [19:43] i will guarntee it doesn't matter [19:43] Holly, would you do this scene with me? Ok, picture this: you, me a strap on and a ton of lube. You fuck my ass for an hour while im dressed like a baby. [19:43] Bliss [19:43] duh [19:43] * bluecipher has joined #xptalk [19:44] where's my pm? [19:44] <+Holly_West> loopnode...pretty much... [19:44] fake db is busted [19:44] <+Holly_West> alex....done [19:44] I signed up for 2 courses this semester [19:44] nigga i could tell within one post of entering this shitty chat that db was fake [19:44] guapo, its the real db. Now are you a real homeboy? [19:44] Enema Classics 101 ? [19:44] no offense holly [19:44] Holly, you are a fragrant flower, when you want to meet a real man, one of your dreams, just like those Canadian Ice Road truckers, give me a call. K? [19:45] <+Holly_West> guapo...no sweety...do your thing [19:45] ask charlie how real homeboy is [19:45] just International Business courses [19:45] who is charlie? [19:45] <+Holly_West> ok brandon...say hi to Donkey for us [19:45] So Holly, whats it take to get the hubby outta the way? We'll have a few lols, yes? [19:45] Holly, what about the scene i proposed? [19:45] holly wanna make a movie with your boy? [19:45] Any plans to improve those cumshot numbers in '09? [19:45] it's db, g. hey db! [19:45] <+Holly_West> mike...a bullet...or a heart attack [19:45] damm db you high? [19:45] Donkey, is a good friend and should be getting of probation in the next couple of months. [19:46] <+Holly_West> guapo...of course [19:46] * Snowdog has joined #xptalk [19:46] Brandon: U mean ankle bracelet? [19:46] I can half that. fair enough? [19:46] Holly, do you like playing with other girls asses? [19:46] i wanna make a real swet love story type movie holly [19:46] <+Holly_West> loadstar...there is something inn the works [19:46] db is high [19:46] !!! [19:46] what he high on? [19:46] Fine im leaving.. im going to go play with my hamsters [19:46] <+Holly_West> alex...yes [19:46] db is high on life [19:46] <@loopnode> Holly: if you squeezed your toothpaste would you expect to see a liver fluke or an onychophoran? [19:46] <+Holly_West> guapo....can i fuck in it? [19:46] No, but he's not allowed to go within 500 yards of any asian girls. [19:46] seriosly panzer.. leave her alone and keep the rest of us outta your p3d0 shit [19:47] holly your role will reuqire lots of fucking [19:47] 2hi [19:47] <+Holly_West> loopnode...toothpaste sweety...hopefully toothpaste [19:47] <+Holly_West> guapo....YAYYYYYYYYY [19:47] Hey guys, do you want to know what I ate for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner? [19:47] <@loopnode> Holly: what kind of music do you have in your car right now? [19:47] yo db for real then why you give me shitty financial advise? [19:47] What about your favorite brand of lingerie, is it Victoria's Secret of La Perla? [19:47] Guess who wouldn't work with me today? [19:47] I'd rather know what holly west eats [19:48] Hey, my Gerbil is pretty sick guys [19:48] Holly, if you didn't end up here what would you second choice be? [19:48] <+Holly_West> I have pink. metallica and kid rock in my cd player [19:48] holly i feel the movie should revole around you as your hopes and dreams are crushed by me and my homeboys [19:48] HOLLY: YOu have yet to plug or shill a single self-serving interest on XPT - ie websites or public appearances - where do we see more of you? You appearing anywhere or is there a website we should go to? [19:48] CD player is so 90's [19:48] <+Holly_West> bornyo...had shrimp, rice and salad for dinner [19:48] again panzer..stfu [19:48] <+Holly_West> guapo...sweet...sounds like my house growing up [19:48] charlie for real i bet you got a file on all of xpt ready to turn that shit over to feds if need be [19:48] Holly, if you weren't a porn star what career would you pursue, I would practice Animal Husbantry [19:48] * CXXX has quit IRC (Quit: CXXX) [19:48] GUAPO: LOL [19:49] <+Holly_West> cheatingholly.com [19:49] yes holly i knew it would resinate from your heart this movie [19:49] it's thick, g. send the money! [19:49] * Mark_J is scribbling..... go on [19:49] <+Holly_West> brandon...midget stalker [19:49] Holly.. ever shit on someones face for money? [19:49] i'll be at the thailand confo [19:49] No, CXXX, handles the midgets, we signed a treaty. [19:49] Holly: Do you dance too, or no [19:49] damm charlie im kinda low on cash at the time being but hold on or deleate my portion of the file [19:50] <+Holly_West> mike...lol...no [19:50] <+Holly_West> mark...no...but may start soon [19:50] charlie larry holding suites for all us [19:50] really Holly. let me introduce you to Brandon Iron. [19:50] isnt Brandon Iron used to be an English teacher? [19:50] i'll take the one with no bars [19:50] shut it panzer [19:50] <+Holly_West> mike...uhhhhh....ummmmm [19:50] your a smart man cm [19:50] <@loopnode> Holly: if i came to your house and turned on the tv, what channel am I likely to come across first? [19:50] Like Christian I used to be a teacher before my fall from Grace, [19:51] yo db what drungs you injest tonite? [19:51] where is db? [19:51] i know holly.. he's short and insignificant. Trust me [19:51] i think he passed out [19:51] db is otherwise engagedd [19:51] AIM [19:51] <+Holly_West> loopnode...discovery channel [19:51] Hi Holly [19:51] where is gia? i thought she'd have some questions [19:51] <+Holly_West> hi snowdog [19:52] engaged since he asked for aim with you? [19:52] <@loopnode> bluecipher: she was here, then she left. [19:52] Gia is probably microwaving a pinecone for dinner ..... [19:52] yo cm what kinda cam you buy? [19:52] gia was here before the chat started for a bit [19:52] <+Holly_West> mike...what? [19:52] always late to the show. [19:52] holly, is that your real husband on cheatingholly.com? [19:52] i don't think she intends to be back [19:52] <+Holly_West> she is prolly sharpening a knife cause i like coach [19:52] <@loopnode> Holly: have you ever downloaded a porn film? if so which one? [19:52] Holly, do you like being tied and handcuffed? [19:52] <+Holly_West> bornyo...no [19:52] canon and panasonic g [19:53] <+Holly_West> loopnode...no i have not [19:53] 880 and LX3 [19:53] <+Holly_West> alex...yes [19:53] Alex do you have any shame? [19:53] no [19:53] damm shit sounds expensive [19:53] alex, where IS your shame? [19:53] HOLLY: Due to your spinner status, would you ever consider doing a basket trick video? [19:53] Gia is a huge letdown. She'd be all over that COACH reply, I was hoping for some serious whore on whore conflict [19:53] <@loopnode> Holly: do you have a brother? If so, has he ever asked you to hook him up? (with whores) [19:53] no shame [19:53] I dont really care what ppl think about me [19:53] i know [19:53] <+Holly_West> mark j...im a dumb pw...what the hell is a basket trick? [19:53] mike182 is hollys brother [19:54] I even like that some people hate me [19:54] it motivates me [19:54] <+Holly_West> no brother...just a sister [19:54] Really alex, stop trying to implicate Holly and her hubby, they seem nice. [19:54] Holly, you aint no dumb PW [19:54] on a serious note alex spoke of kaviar films on xpt.. what the fuck kaviar .. seriously [19:54] <@loopnode> Holly: if you saw your dad at a convention or AVN type award show, what would you hope he came to see? [19:54] Would your sister do Load My Mouth for $150? [19:54] brandon you on coke again? [19:54] * Burglar has joined #xptalk [19:54] <+Holly_West> loopnode....me... [19:55] Holly, do you like skinny girls or plus size chicks? [19:55] <+Holly_West> brandon...you would make her pay you [19:55] BASKET TRICK: A girl lowers herself upon the male penis while suspended from a ceiling hung basket. The basket has a hole in the bottom and the basket gets spun around after she's lowered. [19:55] <+Holly_West> alex...i like curves [19:55] <@loopnode> Holly: to your knowledge, has your dad watched your videos? [19:55] Holly, do you watch "Dirty Jobs" on Discovery? [19:55] kaviar disturbs me. even high grade perversion has its limits [19:55] <@loopnode> and do you know if papa is proud? [19:55] curves are key [19:55] <+Holly_West> mark...sounnds fun [19:55] Guapo, didnt u have any luck with E BAY? [19:55] hell, even caviar disturbs me [19:55] <+Holly_West> loopnode...why would he? [19:55] Guapo, its tough out there since I gave all my money to Michael Ninn to invest, a brother has to drive the lowest price he can. [19:55] Holly: Apparently it's some bullshit that navy guys used to do while stationed in the Phillippines - just a random question. not my thing. [19:55] nigga what am i supposed to do on ebay? [19:56] lol - dirty jobs sounds like a kaviar series [19:56] <@loopnode> Holly: to see what kind of talents his daughter has. [19:56] holly you need a tour on your website. you need to talk to your webmaster [19:56] <+Holly_West> loopnode...momma taught me all my talents...so he knows [19:56] you gave michal ninn 987 dollars? [19:56] * Mark_J thinks giving money to Madov Ninn = no no [19:56] sell shit guapo!!!!! [19:56] <@loopnode> *thumbs up to momma west. [19:56] HOLLY, ask the old man cause I need a good pick. Who's going to win the SuperBowl?. [19:56] <+Holly_West> bornyo...he sucks [19:56] Holly who is your favorite mainstream actor? [19:56] * tritone has quit IRC (Quit: tritone) [19:56] i aint got shit db [19:56] damm [19:56] <@loopnode> k. am out. later folks. [19:56] <+Holly_West> mike...Steelers [19:57] I gave Michael my entire life savings! [19:57] holly, he does if that's the best he can do [19:57] Holly, what do you think about people who download porn and don't pay? [19:57] <@loopnode> thanks for answering holly. enjoy the rest. [19:57] <+Holly_West> snowdog..Vince Vaughn [19:57] cool [19:57] Holly, are you married? [19:57] yo BI oyu cool with Dion? [19:57] burg, she is married [19:57] really? high five doll [19:57] * Mark_J admits there is a girl at work that is a spitting-image of Holly West..... <3 [19:57] <+Holly_West> alex...fuck it ii got my money...i am not getting royalties so down load boys [19:57] i have one at my work too [19:57] <+Holly_West> burglar/...yes [19:58] mark.. get off my colors son [19:58] mike, get off your sisters ass son [19:58] <+Holly_West> send me her picture [19:58] well, all the same, woukld you have dinner with me and allow me to interview you next time I am in Los Angeles? [19:58] <+Holly_West> burglar...sure [19:58] Holly, $425.97 to do sperm cocktail, no with-holding, no FICA [19:58] obama a chatting nigga as well [19:58] there should be royalties for porn chicks [19:59] HOLLY: Ironically enough she sent me a few snaps from her iphone - apparently some light flirting did the trick..... hold [19:59] <+Holly_West> brandon...will there be McDonalds on set? [19:59] cool! I'll even let you ride my "ride" [19:59] brandon is on a coke binge [19:59] Holly, what kind of shoots do you like most: still/photo or videos? [19:59] <+Holly_West> ty mark [19:59] <+Holly_West> videos [19:59] Done any blowbang scenes? [19:59] no blue.. no there shouldn't.. shit happens for a reason [19:59] <+Holly_West> burglar...nice...lap dance for ya [19:59] Holly...what kind of jobs did u have before porn? [19:59] I'm upgrading you to "whopper" status Holly, just as long as you don't mention my receding hairline or pot belly. [19:59] 1099 for brandon iron shoots? i hope so. [19:59] <+Holly_West> loadstar...in talks for one [20:00] Nice [20:00] <+Holly_West> brandon...i dont want it my way [20:00] Oh this chick's a keeper [20:00] she is burg [20:00] I've always thought that it would be cool if DaBurglar would be sporting a flamethrower [20:00] That's okay, we do it all for you. [20:00] How old is holly? [20:00] <+Holly_West> 28 [20:00] flamethrower or a minigun [20:00] would have guessed 25 [20:00] where u wild in high school? [20:00] BI: Yeah what's up with the belly dude - you stop hittin' the cardio? [20:00] How many kids Holly? [20:01] 28.. you have any kids [20:01] * duckduckgoose has joined #xptalk [20:01] <+Holly_West> ty burglar...now u get 2 lappers [20:01] heh guapo [20:01] were* [20:01] *sigh* [20:01] <+Holly_West> snowdog...no...cheerleader...bf all through hs [20:01] I just stand there and get blow, its highly unarobic. [20:01] cool [20:01] blown [20:01] whazzup [20:01] * Eric_IAFD has joined #xptalk [20:01] we know you get blow bi [20:02] <+Holly_West> duckduck...hi sweety [20:02] What involvement does your husband have with your career? by the way, he can come along on our dinner too [20:02] hi holly [20:02] <+Holly_West> burglar...not much...he does direct my site though [20:02] burg will eat your husband liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti [20:02] The rumors about me and cocaine are lies spread by my competitors! [20:02] i will not!!! [20:02] <+Holly_West> he never goes to my shoots or gets involved with me at work [20:02] dont you mean rogaine [20:02] you prefer Heroin, Brandon? [20:03] if you competitors as my 2 eyes then ok [20:03] * Wankus has joined #xptalk [20:03] wow thats cool Holly [20:03] The stories about me and Oxycoton are highly exaggerated! [20:03] you BOTH are lucky then [20:03] <+Holly_West> he is pretty busy at work [20:03] Holly, what is your dream getaway? [20:03] <+Holly_West> alex....bora bora [20:03] Does anyone have some spare change? [20:03] holly have you ever kissed your husband in the car after a blowbang [20:04] holy shit, is that THEEEE wankus? [20:04] <+Holly_West> duckduck...no but he ate me out after a scene [20:04] Maybe a sandwich you're not going to finish? [20:04] Brandon, you give the whores Oxy right before their Load My Mouth scene? [20:04] <+Holly_West> bue mike [20:04] * Mike182 has quit IRC (Quit: Mike182) [20:04] fuck he must have been hungry [20:04] Wankus, are you willing to work for it the Hard Way? [20:04] <+Holly_West> bye [20:04] <+Holly_West> lol [20:04] Bye [20:04] Yes Brandon I will blow you again for money. [20:04] Holly...do you ever see a civillian and think.."Id love to suck that guy's cock"? [20:05] <+Holly_West> snowdog....yes...thats why me and hubby swing [20:05] brandon... do you ever see a civilian and think... "Id love to suck that guy's cock" ? [20:05] i see [20:05] good whore, Holly! [20:05] <- Will breakdance for spare change [20:05] lol [20:05] Sorry Wankus, it will by Ryan Knox, he'll do anything to say he's still in the porn business [20:05] lol duck [20:05] <+Holly_West> why ty Eric [20:05] the real question is does your husband see another civilian and want to suck his cock as well? [20:05] The Holly West lookalike at the office (more so in person than these pics): [20:05] http://tinyurl.com/bacw5z [20:05] LOL the trifecta [20:05] <+Holly_West> guapo...ROFL...nope...not like that sweety [20:05] I'll take Brandon and Ryan Knox on. Add Kurt Lockwood to the mix if he uses a condom. [20:06] * +Holly_West has quit IRC (Quit: Holly_West) [20:06] Do you ever see a civilian and say I *wouldn't* like to suck that guy's cock?!? ;^) [20:06] She's done, son [20:06] I tried pitching a tent while Tory Lane was sitting in my lap @ AEE, but it wasn't the same. She's washed up. [20:06] Holly I have two questions for you [20:06] HUBBY WEST pulled the plug [20:06] * Snowdog has quit IRC (Quit: Snowdog) [20:06] do you have any italian in you [20:06] and if not, do you want some [20:06] Wankus, that's good, I'll be in the front office "being robbed" during your scene [20:06] Does your husband get off on being cuckolded? [20:06] * Holly_West has joined #xptalk [20:06] * Snowdog has joined #xptalk [20:07] holly looks spanish [20:07] Brandon I am hungry. What day is your trash pick up so I may get there first? [20:07] Hey guys, you know what???? This chat is actually pretty decent, Holly really has something to offer. I mean compared to past chats anyway.... [20:07] WANKUS: I'm still a relative XPT newb - mind explaining in a nutshell why everyone loves bashin' ya? I realize it's tongue-in-cheek, but..... [20:07] oh well she's done her time [20:07] hey Mark, who's the whore in the link? nice titties [20:07] Enemas is the answer [20:07] got booted for a sec [20:07] ERIC: The girl at the office that I've been doin the cutesie flirt bullshit with [20:07] Wankus, ask Ryan, he sleeps there. [20:07] i did too [20:07] Mark_J, I am a bottomfeeding scumbag, a low life, etc. [20:07] ty Burglar [20:07] Burg, wasn't Jasmine Tame worth a damn? [20:08] Yeah maybe Eric LOL [20:08] Holly: did you see the pics of your lookalike? http://tinyurl.com/bacw5z [20:08] mark...i clicked the link and got booted...send it to me on pm [20:08] alright nevermind [20:08] I prey on the in this porn industry who don't know any metter. [20:08] better [20:08] wow, nice to know that she's real & offered up her sweater pillows for a photo op [20:08] Hey eric? I was sooooo fucking high when I wrote that post on Jasmines site [20:08] can u tell? [20:09] <- Will pretend to work for food [20:09] that was some funny shit, Burg. Watch that shit, bro, you're name appeared on her page [20:09] SHIT [20:09] HOLLY: Did someone warn you ahead of time when you started out in the biz "okay don't give up the anal right away - let 'em wait for a while" ? [20:09] i know [20:09] Burg, will you invest my money for me, Michael Ninn doesn't return my phone calls any more. [20:09] * welie has joined #xptalk [20:09] goddam Mark, I can't get enough of that, how old is that whore? [20:09] I'll help u brandon [20:09] mark...actually i have wanted to do it for awhile...but couldnt make it work for awhile [20:09] ERIC: She's about 25/26? [20:10] nice [20:10] micheal ninn knows best to stay away from old family ties brandon [20:10] Burg, would you like to help me financially? [20:10] ERIC: WHen she's drunk (usually friday nights) I get those on my phone - fucking cocktease [20:10] holly west, are you randy's daughter [20:10] Mark...you going to send me the link? [20:10] yeah hold [20:10] No wankus [20:10] duckduck...lol...nope [20:10] wife? [20:10] damn, thats db! [20:10] http://picasaweb.google.com/POPEJOBS/UntitledAlbum#5293963880710927458 [20:10] duckduck...daughter maybe [20:10] Be kind to the homeless [20:10] Burg, I figured you to be a little sensative about that? Figured I'd warn, not sure if it's legit or not, but once I saw "wheelchair" and XPT, I put 2+2 together...duh [20:11] ahhh, so she doesn't put out, Mark? that sucks. [20:11] Brandon, is Michael Ninn still alive even? [20:11] nice titties on her....ty loadstar [20:11] * user1123 has joined #xptalk [20:11] fantastic [20:11] * Snowdog has quit IRC (Quit: Snowdog) [20:11] Michael Ninn is alive. He gave me a quarter last week. [20:11] mark...bring her over and we can party [20:11] * Snowdog has joined #xptalk [20:11] Does that mean that they'll probate his estate and I'll get my money back? [20:11] Holly, have you considered working with Jay Sinz (the anal master) ? [20:12] better, ass play master [20:12] that sounds quite generous of Ninn, next time you see him, get a pic of him for us @ IAFD :) [20:12] it might Brandon, how much does he owe u? [20:12] ERIC: It's still early on the office girl.. She's already banging some married dude so I'm still debating whether or not to even enter that fiasco - I like my job ... [20:12] blue...i have not...but soinds like a plan [20:12] talk to the man! [20:12] blue...will do [20:12] Hey is Gia here????? [20:12] yeah, don't jeopardize the job for a whore [20:13] Burglar...earlier [20:13] hahaahah. i asked too [20:13] awwwww [20:13] WANKUS: Was the Pornstar Karaoke the few days before AVN the most depressing ever? The pics looked like it [20:13] My life savings Burglar, my life savings, my self respect, and my faith in humanity. [20:13] bye all [20:13] * AlexPanzer has quit IRC (Quit: AlexPanzer) [20:13] eric exatly how much jizz do you have to swallow to carry iafd tag? [20:13] bye alex [20:13] good riddence enema freak [20:13] jeezus brandon, that blows. well I have good news [20:13] I do not recall, everyday of my shitty existence is depressing. [20:14] oh please [20:14] wait, BYE Panzer [20:14] You're going to invest in my new movie, a fist filled with Iron? [20:14] eric exatly how much jizz do you have to swallow to carry iafd tag? [20:14] at least 1 cup daily, anonymous user douchebag, why? are you considering entering our ranks? [20:14] Brandon I'll come wash your windshield tomorrow ok? [20:14] ok...whats the real deal with panzer? [20:14] and a teaspoon of sugar to make the medicine go down [20:14] he is an alt id [20:14] Panzer makes me look like a productive member of society. [20:14] Holly: the feds are tracking him but these investigations take time. no joke either [20:14] lol [20:14] no,, i just need to know the level of sorry you operate at [20:15] panzer is just like he sounds [20:15] hahahha [20:15] eeric [20:15] TO be subtle about it, he's the product of not being held enough as a baby. [20:15] i still think he works at burger king [20:15] i fear he is retarded [20:15] I Love that Holly just asked that question just LIKE THAT [20:15] i work at burger king [20:15] jk [20:15] Panzer is obsessed with Enemas, and Nazi war machines, we think he may be the most disturbed person on the board. [20:15] Holly, he is a russian virgin who lives with his mother in nyc and likes the scat porn [20:15] eric [20:15] i got it...lol [20:15] like someone said, he might be stuck in the anal stage, as many of us are [20:15] rigth bornyo [20:15] hi eric [20:16] He is in Brighton Beach [20:16] u still there eric [20:16] talk about the anal section... [20:16] hello ereic [20:16] I fucking HATE hate HATE anal sex, and anything to do with Scat [20:16] he has the maturity of a 14 yr old [20:16] slowing down in here... [20:16] i remember he posted dirty ass pics at some point. then he went on to enema and scat [20:16] burglar why do you hate america [20:16] he is escalating [20:16] no it's not holly....what would you like to talk about? [20:17] ,5describe your taint Holly [20:17] Holly..what is the last concert you went to? [20:17] my taint...clean and smooth [20:17] in 4 words or less [20:17] I love America, that's why I am always sneaking across the border. [20:17] snowdog...Metallica [20:17] k [20:17] anyone disgusted they show up to this chat? [20:17] lol [20:17] fuckin guapo [20:17] Brandon: Are you those canadian girls like Pamela/Lannie/etc really that big a pain in the ass as far as flake factor? [20:17] I'm disgusted I was not able to get any money. [20:17] how was the show? [20:17] Guapo you are only as sick as your secrets. [20:17] old Metallica is good...new stuff sucks ass [20:17] guapo, I'm not disgusted. I am proud of you son, you behaved [20:17] i'm reconsidering my life choices guapo [20:18] snowdog...tremendous...I love Hetfield [20:18] Mark, they can't run far through the snow drifts [20:18] yeah [20:18] did Lars do a drum solo? [20:18] im a changed man b [20:18] Guapo some of my best friends at the homeless shelter are black people. [20:18] Eric...watch your tounge...DM is a great album [20:18] HW - Were you at AVN this year? [20:18] Guapo made cameron Keys Cry [20:18] 5haha [20:18] snowdog...yes [20:18] k [20:18] i dont even know cameron key db [20:18] loadstra...no [20:18] HOLLY: When you are "done" with porn, how will you know? What will be the sign that day? [20:18] a run-in with willied has that effect huh guapo? [20:18] speaking of which, anyone heard from Cameron lately? [20:18] Bi never had a canadian girl. at best he's worked tj tramps and bus stop tramps [20:19] 4is that why Cameron left XPT? [20:19] no a run in with fbi [20:19] Lannie is highly under-rated we are doing our next movie around dragon boat racing. Ryan Knox gets beaten with a paddle [20:19] I am a bigger industry parasite than everyone except for Porno Dan. [20:19] Supertramp [20:19] i think cameron took off [20:19] i saw cameron online the other day. [20:19] markj...i will be on a gilf movie [20:19] after her issue with pain management [20:19] In Mia Rose's case, some spanish dude ripped her asshole on the cumfiesta set - that's how SHE knew she was done with porn. Hopefully you don't have to go out that way. [20:19] same thing guapo [20:19] 4smart whores don't give signs, Mark, they just leave [20:19] fbi comes to your doy trust your a changed man b [20:19] no way mark [20:19] pancreatitis? [20:19] markj...owie [20:19] door [20:19] ohhhh guapo what... what? [20:19] is that reaqlly waht happend to MIA [20:20] * welie has quit IRC (Quit: welie) [20:20] yes burg [20:20] fuck [20:20] i think i will leave in 2 years..once my house is paid off [20:20] BURG: She goes into great detail at ADT about it... April 2008 [20:20] oh [20:20] well thats why i never knew [20:20] you don't buy frivilous shit, do you Holly [20:20] fucking spanish dude [20:20] and she's still sensitive about it. [20:20] so eris iafd is a panty sniffer? [20:20] Does anyone know where Porno Dan is? I need him to promote my business. [20:20] lube lube lube [20:20] the house is a great investment [20:20] *eric [20:20] bi call don houston [20:20] eric...no...we live off hubbys income...all my money goes to house and savings [20:20] Holly...do you get recognized in any other parts of the country out on the street? [20:21] * Newports has quit IRC (Quit: Newports) [20:21] good question - ever get recognized? [20:21] Brandon I'll do as crappy a job as him for $5. [20:21] snowdog...i have...can be a lil uncomfortable [20:21] don't feel compelled to answer eric, holly. same as panzer, kid freak [20:21] recognized in an airplane maybe? hey, i've seen you somewhere... [20:21] * whyareusuchahoe has joined #xptalk [20:21] But will you get drunk at trade shows and make an ass out of yourself? [20:21] hah [20:21] blue...at a concert and a county fair of all places [20:22] HOLLY: You say you're BI - is it BI-for-pay or do you actually enjoy kissing girls? If so, Megan Fox or Lohan? [20:22] so how much would u suck my dick for? [20:22] I expect full customer dis-service for my $5 [20:22] nice [20:22] I'm not allowed in industry trade shows, been banned. [20:22] kid freak? lol [20:22] Megan Fox...and I love pussy [20:22] WANKUS: serious? [20:22] good question mark [20:22] Holly's B.I.? [20:22] Porn fans at a county fair.? Hard to believe.... [20:22] I forgot, Holly, you mentioned the husband makes over $100k...not bad money in this economy [20:22] HOLLY: Did you read her quotes about having a crush on a stripper? [20:22] Nice answer Holly [20:22] hopefully he's not some corporate leach scumbag, with all due respect [20:23] Mark ...yes...where the fuck was I? [20:23] i wanna fuck a porn dude in the ass [20:23] Who wouldn't choose Fox? [20:23] More Megan Fox's are born every day........don't worry [20:23] Eric...he is a hard working guy... [20:23] holly ever take a shit within 1 hour of having to make a movie? [20:23] SNH: Panzer [20:23] do you ever go to your hihg school reunions? [20:23] high [20:23] guapo...anal movie....no [20:23] I hafta say this has been xpt's best chat in years [20:23] You were accepting my offer to do Load My Mouth for $459.37 with a happy meal on the set. [20:23] HOLLY: Does your hubby ever watch your videos? [20:23] (sorry if that was covered) [20:23] vag yes [20:23] snowdog...i went to mine last year [20:23] years? [20:24] I have to get going, but I will be back online on AIM and in XPT in a little while. Holly, nice job with your chat. Really. And I hope we really can meet for dinner soon [20:24] sweet [20:24] yes conq, years [20:24] markj...sometimes [20:24] someone gimme their cell # [20:24] Burglar...absoluetly [20:24] did u see your high school bf? [20:24] HOLLY: Does he have trouble with any of them? Like does he cringe during a DP or no [20:24] take care *pops wheelies* [20:24] snowdog....yes i idid [20:24] nice [20:24] My mustard room demands its next occupant. [20:24] see u guys! [20:24] later Burg [20:24] db [20:24] I'm out too [20:24] what does he think about all this? [20:24] bye db [20:24] mark...no...the crazier i get the more excited he is [20:24] * bornyo has quit IRC (Quit: bornyo) [20:25] Adios [20:25] I see Holly taking cearas spot as mod. [20:25] snowdog...im sure he pouts...lol [20:25] HOLLY: Any director tried to push you into double-anal yet? [20:25] haha [20:25] at what age were u molested holly? [20:25] the one that got away [20:25] * Burglar has quit IRC (Quit: Burglar) [20:25] mark...lol...no way...lol [20:25] Was that the same interview in which she said she would strangle an ox to fuck Olivia Wilde? [20:25] Ceara was worthless anyway [20:25] fox i got a scoop of east vs west side porn industry beef [20:25] whyare...if you want it to happen...is it molestation? [20:25] true dat eric [20:26] nice [20:26] good answer [20:26] HOLLY: Supposedly Carmella Bing ended up on a Skeeter Kerkove set to do a double-penetration, and ended up doing double-anal after being haranged. Johnny Thrust was one of the participants [20:26] So watch out for the skeet [20:26] Ceara still owes me for a plane ticket, that little scamp! [20:26] someone gimme some porn chix # [20:26] I dont see Carmella saying ok [20:26] BI: Ceara has not been around - who the hell is she [20:26] gnight everyone. got to go. good luck holly - lube lube lube. [20:26] * bluecipher has quit IRC (Quit: bluecipher) [20:26] * Wankus has quit IRC (Quit: Wankus) [20:26] bi why is it everyone you come into contact with owes you something? [20:26] blue...bye sweety [20:26] Brandon, she's a whore...you're not getting your money back [20:26] * user1123 has quit IRC (Quit: user1123) [20:27] someone gimme cearas # [20:27] * bobo has joined #xptalk [20:27] I don't know, after they get the plane ticket, the porn whores don't return m [20:27] Holly...before porn...has anyone ever fucked you and then never called you again? [20:27] my phone calls [20:27] snowdog...no...before i was married i was only with 4 guys...all bf [20:27] you need some variety from the mustard room, BI, go on location to shoot your seed down their throats [20:27] i see [20:27] * mrdvd has quit IRC (Quit: mrdvd) [20:27] we started swinging...then porn from there [20:27] Holly = loyal whore [20:28] k [20:28] * whyareusuchahoe has quit IRC (Quit: whyareusuchahoe) [20:28] HOLLY: If I recall you have done signings at trade shows before, haven't you? Was it for Erotica L.A. or AEE, and if so, which company did you pimp for? [20:28] * googer has left #xptalk [20:28] both shows...Pink Kitty at Erotica LA and Pink Visual in Vegas [20:28] * mrdvd has joined #xptalk [20:28] ty Eric...how sweet [20:28] holly for our sake can you please pretend to freak out via chat [20:28] What's the creepiest or dumbest thing some fanboi said while you signed for him? [20:29] guapo...shut the fuck up...you dont know me...my dad touched me...I am a cutter damnit...see me bleed [20:29] I always wonder how much those PW's loathe sitting there in a fishbowl signing......... [20:29] Yea and have u ever seen a fanboi u wanted to bang? [20:29] lol [20:29] markj...can you spit in a cup for me [20:29] Holly : can i purchase a custom video of u . p lease? [20:29] snowdog...sure [20:29] sweet [20:30] mrdvd...of course [20:30] * FOXmag has left #xptalk [20:30] holly : can u email me bradlanda@hotmail.com [20:30] how was that guapo? [20:30] HOLLY: At Erotica L.A. circa 2002 I actually saw some fucker ask Tera Patrick if she could smear her veal on a napkin and mail it to him.. no joke [20:30] laughed out loud like a mofo [20:30] veal? [20:30] she was horrified when he didn't crack a smile [20:30] try harder holly much harder [20:30] Why did my chat not go this well? [20:30] meat or a body part? [20:30] lol [20:31] eww [20:31] Brandon: too many yellow sub haterz [20:31] conq: VEAL is code for vagina ... [20:31] sorry guapo...i will do better [20:31] I'm not appreciated for the artist I truly am. [20:31] holly : can you email me with the price and .. bradlanda@hotmail.com [20:31] thanks [20:31] oh jesus christ, speaking of creepy fanbois....MrDVD [20:31] Thx [20:31] BRANDON: Should we assume XPT has evolved since your chat? [20:31] bwahaha [20:31] I guess I could have figured that one out.... [20:32] wow Holly has been grilled for an hour and a half already and she is still hanging [20:32] Holly is a trooper. [20:32] bobo...thats right...bring it...lol [20:32] because you're a sausage vendor, Brandon. Chats are best saved for whores [20:32] Have you ever gone out riding dirt bikes? [20:32] Yeah Holly at this point feel free to make a paris hilton exit out the back door - you've put in 90 minutes.. [20:32] I just stopped in because I was impressed with the way you handled yourself [20:32] snowdog...no...but i own a boat and go camping often [20:33] HOLLY: Havasu? [20:33] well im out [20:33] awesome [20:33] ty bobo [20:33] holly : can you email me abou the custom video.. please. bradlanda@hotmail.com [20:33] * Michelle_Obama has joined #xptalk [20:33] But the creepiest fan request remains unanswered, and I'm kinda curious.... [20:33] mark...yes [20:33] i need a boat [20:33] mrdvd...of course [20:33] ha..do u fish? [20:33] holly . when will u email me? [20:33] If you want to go Holly, I am prepared to talk about Brandon Iron Productions for another hour and a half. I found a new runaway at the bus station this morning. [20:33] have fun you sickos [20:33] NICE! I used to take two sea-doo's to there all the time until I realized it made no sense to keep them [20:33] loadstar...no...someone asked if i would spit in his empty cup...I did [20:33] holly, you have a new stalker in MrDVD [20:33] holly do you ever visit adult shops? [20:34] sweet [20:34] HOLLY: I hope that fucker didn't clone you........ [20:34] conquistador...yes i do [20:34] * GUAPO has quit IRC (Quit: GUAPO) [20:34] Ha! [20:34] there's baby Holly in his basement somewhere growing up [20:34] lol mark [20:34] he's feeding her catfood until she ripens.. sick fuck [20:34] and his name is Panz [20:34] is it panzer? [20:34] Good to know there are plenty of freaks out there.... [20:34] Holly : you are really hot [20:34] great minds think alike [20:34] panz hasn't got a basement... [20:34] yep...its a treehouse [20:35] its a bunker actuallly [20:35] ty mrdvd [20:35] no, MrDVD isn't Panzer. [20:35] HOLLY: Have you discussed Max Hardcore already? Did they ever approach you? [20:35] * JB has quit IRC (Quit: JB) [20:35] This guy is some sick fuck from ADT with an infatuation for Aspen Stevens [20:35] markj...recently they did [20:35] You should do a signing in Oregon, and I for one will not ask you to spit in a cup.... [20:35] Holly would you bang Barak? [20:35] ....and? (max) [20:35] loadstar....you going to take me camping there? [20:35] Sure. [20:36] Holly: would you consider doing a scene with Max Hardcor if he let you stay at Chez Max during his upcoming vaction at club fed? [20:36] holly : when will u email me ? bradlanda@hotmail.com [20:36] snowdog...most powerful man in the world?...fuck yes [20:36] mrdvd: STFU dude [20:36] ha [20:36] Loadstar wil be happy to pitch a tent for you, Holly :) [20:36] blackpanther...prolly not [20:36] ok mrdvd...got it [20:36] Why does Max control his women, when I can't even keep them on the right plane? [20:36] eric...keep me warm huh [20:36] MARK: I told you, dude is CREEPY [20:36] I thought MH retired pre-conviction anyway.... [20:36] would you consider starring in any genki videos? [20:37] BRANDON: Shouldn't you already know? Didn't you go up into his office and interview him? [20:37] genki? [20:37] like fucking covered in insects and things like that [20:37] he will beg & plead until the whore gives him attention, which will last 5 minutes & he'll start asking again [20:37] blender fill or roaches... [20:37] ummmm........no [20:37] Max would never share his secrets with me. [20:37] sorry [20:37] I saw Max @ MGM during AEE...handing out neat bumper stickers [20:37] don [20:37] Holly when is the last time you went out and cut the grass? [20:37] Gia was in company with us, shooting the shitty red carpet for the Vivid whores [20:37] don't be sorry, it's just a curiosity [20:38] ERIC: The pics I saw of Gia at AVN/AEE she looked kinda grumpy [20:38] snowdog....i have a gardner [20:38] lol [20:38] i know..but when have U had to do it [20:38] * Brandon_Iron has quit IRC (Quit: Brandon_Iron) [20:38] do you have a concrete lawn? [20:38] HOLLY: did you get my PM w/ the girl at work? [20:38] check it out later if not .. . [20:38] i have a hubby for that...now i do cook every day and clean the house [20:38] nice [20:38] Holly, I'm stone cold....no good at keeping whores warm. :) [20:39] BI: You or MH should write a BTS book; that would be seriously interesting [20:39] * jaime has joined #xptalk [20:39] mark...yes...i told you that she has great tits...bring her over so we can play [20:39] can u make fried chicken? [20:39] 'cept I already cheated death once by dating the receptionist and getting away without a visit to H.R. -- do I dare again? don't answer [20:39] call you?...lets keep to email for now sweety [20:39] MARK: I have a few shots of Gia, but she always thinks she's fat [20:40] otherwise I'd post them to XPT :) [20:40] snowdog...lol..thats my specialty...with homemade mashed potatoes, biscuits and gravy [20:40] wow [20:40] nice [20:40] ERIC: Gia's insane. She looks good. She's a girl so she lives in the RDF (reality distortion field) which dictates that no matter how skinny they are, they think they need to lose weight\ [20:40] * jaime has left #xptalk [20:40] are u from the south? [20:40] mrdvd..i will email ya sweety [20:41] nope...born in LB california [20:41] * ekiqa has joined #xptalk [20:41] k [20:41] You and Aria Giovanni should film a cook-off. Then have sex. [20:41] just sounded so southern [20:41] That's the south, kinda.... [20:41] I need to lose weight...someone here called me frumpy like Katja [20:41] christ. . [20:41] need to lay off the fried chicken? [20:41] yeah, I know. I'm going to that In This Moment / Disturbed concert with a local whore, and she always thinks she's chubby, despite the fact she sits on my shoulders half the show [20:41] Katja takes in too much white flour... you and her are worlds apart [20:42] lol [20:42] there was a post someone made...said i iwas frumpy [20:42] That white stuff is flour? [20:42] haha, you compared yourself to Katja...so wrong [20:42] thats why i started posting on xpt [20:43] where's that whore these days? does she even get work anymore? or shot out, finally? [20:43] ok guys...this has been fun...kisses to all [20:43] HOLLY: Well a guy knows that's the one achilles heel every girl has - if you call them fat or "neg" them (negative compliment) then it sticks in their head. [20:43] thx bye [20:43] later holly [20:43] alright see ya [20:43] what a trooper, Holly....103 minutes [20:43] * Holly_West has quit IRC (Quit: Holly_West) [20:43] good night [20:43] I'll let you know about the camping trip.... [20:43] assuming you showed up on time, which is rare for a whore on chat, no? [20:43] ;^) [20:44] holly. i really like your style of your hair.. [20:44] holly : you are so adorable [20:44] mrdvd still at it [20:44] lmao [ Session Close: Wed Jan 21 22:08:08 2009