Brandon Iron Chat Transcript - Feb 20, 2008 XXXPornTalk.com Session Start: Wed Feb 20 18:49:19 2008 Session Ident: #xptalk [18:49] * Logging for #xptalk started [19:07] * loopnode sets mode: +o tonymalice77 [19:07] Maybe he's getting blown on the toilet [19:07] while he takes a dump [19:07] of the greyhound station [19:07] southern us style [19:07] lol [19:07] getting blow on the toilet? [19:07] EXACTLY [19:07] * Brandon_Iron has joined #xptalk [19:08] ivorthedirtytoiletengineer suo son? [19:08] *sup [19:08] Isn't that called getting a "blumpkin"? [19:08] yes [19:08] Knew someone here would confirm [19:08] * Brandon_Iron Quit (Quit: Goodbye) [19:08] hey mehh r u Fatman? [19:09] I knew a girl from kentucky, the way she talked, it was common there [19:09] <@tonymalice77> whats up brandon [19:09] <@tonymalice77> did he leave? [19:09] no [19:09] he popped in and out [19:09] he's afraid [19:09] * BrandonIron has joined #xptalk [19:09] there he is [19:09] * loopnode sets mode: +v BrandonIron [19:09] <@tonymalice77> i was worried u were getting blown brandon [19:09] you're late whore [19:09] the pornographer [19:09] We have some scary numbers here, he popped and withdrew. Like on a set. [19:09] O Canada! [19:10] our home and native land! [19:10] something something [19:10] <@loopnode> Brandon: you've managed to draw the smallest crowd in chat history :) [19:10] brandon you doofy fuck welcome [19:10] what up Bi [19:10] ceara didn't even show up [19:10] or gia [19:10] gia will be fashionably late [19:11] <@loopnode> even gigi didn't show up [19:11] * +BrandonIron Quit (Quit: BrandonIron) [19:11] <@loopnode> and brandon left :) [19:11] pull the fucken plug save some face [19:11] hah [19:12] someone leave and come back pretending to be gianna michales [19:12] did anyone tell idiot he had to type to communicate??? [19:12] * charin has joined #xptalk [19:12] THEN people will come [19:12] he was trying to type with his grizzled penis [19:12] <@loopnode> tony is giving him a crash course in typing [19:12] Maybe Bi thinks he is telepathic. Think harder, think harder! [19:12] lol [19:13] Hey, that's what they do on set too [19:13] <@tonymalice77> eh hes having a java issue [19:13] * ceara has joined #xptalk [19:13] java is a pain [19:13] <@tonymalice77> i told that cunt-knuckle to test it [19:13] how the fuck does he make through a day? [19:13] <@tonymalice77> he's going to his other computer [19:13] hey friends [19:13] speak of the devil [19:13] hi ceara [19:13] internet friends [19:14] <@loopnode> hi ceara [19:14] hello dare [19:14] tell him to download the "ehh i'm fucken slow" version will ya tony [19:14] <@tonymalice77> he says the java site said he had the right version, whatever that means [19:14] it took me a long time to find the chat room. didnt there used to be a link next to "message board?" [19:14] <@tonymalice77> it could be that he's canadian [19:14] yup [19:14] BI is going to play Bubbles in the movie version of Trailer Park Boys [19:15] <@tonymalice77> i think there still is [19:15] I didnt see it [19:15] its there [19:15] <@tonymalice77> have u ever had a bunny fight a guinea pig [19:15] <@tonymalice77> who would win [19:15] not on my screen [19:15] bunny definitely [19:15] <@tonymalice77> hmm [19:15] my bunnies are vicious too, I have to keep them in seperate cages [19:15] <@tonymalice77> probably they seem meaner [19:15] I see a lot of dead bunnies [19:15] Anyone who ever Monty Python and the Holy Grail would know that [19:15] Doesn't matter, they both tase the same [19:16] taste, ahem [19:16] <@tonymalice77> i once had a bunny kick piss all over me [19:16] <@tonymalice77> those fucks [19:16] * Tritone has joined #xptalk [19:16] charin how goes the battle son? [19:16] hasenpfeffer [19:16] or something [19:16] the day after I got one of of bunnies neutered, he bit th groin of my other bunny until he bled. no joke. [19:16] they couldnt stay in the same cage after that [19:17] that incident polarized you how ceara? [19:17] * El_G has joined #xptalk [19:17] I dunno [19:17] kay [19:17] makes for a good story I guess [19:17] * El_G Quit (Quit: El_G) [19:17] yup [19:17] hey! I just found the chat room link I was talking about. [19:17] told ya [19:17] I was looking at the other row of links.. yknow, on the blue bar [19:17] * ELG has joined #xptalk [19:18] sooo where's brandon? [19:18] dont know [19:18] he fucked up the internet [19:18] all of it [19:18] we're like that show jericho now [19:18] <@loopnode> he's being a diva and waiting for a crowd to form [19:19] hey! tritone's here!! hi tritone. [19:19] BI could play Agent Smith in a porn version of the matrix [19:19] ya just noticed that too [19:19] omg [19:19] tone loc sup brahh [19:19] * bad2rich is now known as rich [19:19] IR Forevah! [19:19] * kooldude has joined #xptalk [19:19] i don't think BI does black guys [19:19] or does he? [19:19] I have had it with these mother fucking honkeys on this motherfucking board. [19:20] hahahhaha yessss [19:20] we probably wont find out tonight [19:20] it's an alt [19:20] * AIMhealthcare has joined #xptalk [19:20] who cares [19:20] indeed [19:20] oi oi....new to this thing.....whos about ? [19:20] * Brandon has joined #xptalk [19:20] hi ben [19:20] * loopnode sets mode: +v Brandon [19:20] are you with us, Brandon? [19:20] Hi brandon [19:20] Everybody is an alt-id tonight [19:20] or against us? [19:20] <+Brandon> Bonjourno!!!! [19:21] I will confront Brandon and ask why he does not do IR. Brian Pumper could be right up his alley. [19:21] hello [19:21] <+Brandon> I do IR. [19:21] he's bilingual [19:21] the instructions weren't in canadian [19:21] <+Brandon> I still refuse to do Brian Pumper. [19:21] let it rip tritone [19:21] Maybe even Valentino. [19:21] We need you to come for a Herpes test Brandon [19:21] * kooldude Quit (Quit: kooldude) [19:21] <+Brandon> Bring it on, fuckers. I can handle all of you! [19:21] lmao [19:21] Valentino is neither fish nor fowl [19:21] <+Brandon> OK, Dr. Mitchell. [19:21] what was with the girl with the cold sore? [19:21] all 3 of us go yuo!!1! [19:21] Brandon are you saying you want to do a bukkake scene? [19:21] Uh-oh, did he just invite us to,,um..eew [19:22] <+Brandon> There are many things I want to do. [19:22] How about Tony T.? Brandon, he's not a real black so IR dodgers will do him. You up and spread for that? [19:22] how about Tritone [19:22] do you want to do him? [19:22] Just call the office when you are ready to schedule the test. [19:22] <+Brandon> Sorry, Tritone. [19:22] okay tritone thats enough off to the corner with you [19:22] Brandon, can I make sweet love to you? [19:22] <+Brandon> Ready when you are. [19:22] Bi, what's next on your plate as far as distribution? [19:22] <+Brandon> No, Tritone. [19:22] Like you want me to. [19:22] <@tonymalice77> who was the last chick that blew u brandon [19:23] We can get you a Valtrex subscription right away. [19:23] Who's putting your stuff out? [19:23] Why does it have to be a chick? [19:23] * bo has joined #xptalk [19:23] Those nasty skanks you keep posting probably already have it. [19:23] <+Brandon> For distribution, I plan on rising to the top at JM and then buying the company and calling it JM and Son...if Jeff and Sandy adopt me. [19:23] When was the last time you did a scene with Dick Nasty? [19:23] brandon how long you been in the states? [19:24] So the new whores that are up on frombehid will be in JM vids? [19:24] jeff and sandy adopted me sucka [19:24] frombehind [19:24] * bo is now known as Visitor_6049 [19:24] Old timer Dick Nasty is another one that needs to come for a herpes test. Hopefully he can make time from running scams on new girls. [19:24] they dont need another son [19:24] ok dr mitchell, the jokes been played. har har. [19:24] <+Brandon> One at a time. [19:24] women are into relationships men just want pussy [19:25] you want to come in as well? [19:25] Those were hilarious pics on CXXX's blog of the Dick Nasty poker party [19:25] good times [19:25] ceara? when is the last time you been screened? [19:25] <+Brandon> I don't judge the girls on what they may or may not have. [19:25] I need to be tested for ebola [19:25] can AIM help me? [19:25] <+Brandon> Tricky Dick Nasty is working for me tomorrow. [19:25] whats wrong wit hthat ivor? [19:25] what's on the agenda? [19:25] Are you sticking a broom up Dick Nasty's ass so he can sweep up while wandering around? [19:25] nothing I am a typical ude [19:25] <+Brandon> Yes, the girls you see posted on the board will be put out through JM Productions. [19:26] that was good tri [19:26] Or do you make the black man clean up? [19:26] <+Brandon> I have mentally been in the US my entire life. [19:26] <@loopnode> haha [19:26] Just noting how Ceara is into the relationship angle...being adopted by Jeff and Sandy [19:26] <+Brandon> Ceara: We will be siblings! Yeah! Sibling rivalry! [19:26] what's your favorite Candaian rock band? [19:26] thx Bi [19:26] I could beat you up, Im like a foot taller im sure. [19:26] oh, gotcha ivor [19:27] I am guessing April Wine for Canada "Rock" band [19:27] I think that they were from Vermont [19:27] theres been no cnadian rock band- its a trick question [19:27] brandon you can visit de tom green show is now for internet [19:27] and get promo [19:27] he is canadian [19:27] Max Webster [19:27] vermont canada same thing [19:27] <+Brandon> Rush is my favorite Canadian rock band. [19:27] alright! [19:27] and can make canadian jokes [19:27] Rush and Triumph don't count?? WTF? [19:27] <+Brandon> I used to like Triumph, too, when I was around 15. [19:27] Helix! [19:27] nice, Rush is awesome [19:27] i agree on the vermont thing but at least they make good syrup [19:28] <+Brandon> Tom Green used to live in Ottawa. I did, too. [19:28] from wikipedia: April Wine is a Canadian rock band formed in 1969. According to the band, they chose the name 'April Wine' simply because members thought the two words sounded good togethe [19:28] riveting [19:28] Allied Forces is one of my favorite LP's [19:28] Brandon has no love for Our Lady Peace. Is it a race issue? The man who drives their tour bus is black. [19:28] yeah well if wiki says they are a rock band that settles it [19:28] brandon what do you love and hate of porn [19:28] whatever happened to the XXX minivan? [19:28] (This Tritone thing seemed a lot funnier when I thought of it a minute before entering the room) [19:28] I hope to never hear 2112 every again in my lifetime [19:29] you're doing fine [19:29] tritone=jimb [19:29] we're all jimb ceara [19:29] why do you thinks so Ceara? [19:29] * Dirk has joined #xptalk [19:29] brandon what action do you think the new PBC should take in conjunction with the federal reserve to reverse inflation and stave off a recession? [19:29] yup [19:29] just a guess. [19:29] Ceara, what is with that last name? It is very offensive. [19:29] david lynch is my dad [19:30] BI, was/is Bobbi Bliss the best at what she does? [19:30] cerea is a good candidate for hookers and blow [19:30] I agree [19:30] * ceara Quit (Quit: ceara) [19:30] DaBurglar wants everyone to know he will be here as soon as he finishes playing poker [19:30] Clarence Williams III was the best thing about Twin Peaks. [19:31] * ceara has joined #xptalk [19:31] Brandon, what are your thoughts on the proposed disengagement of the Latvian Lat from the Euro in order to rein in Latvian inflation [19:31] is his hanging out with Dick Nasty? [19:31] * ceara Quit (Quit: ceara) [19:31] * ceara has joined #xptalk [19:31] * Burglar has joined #xptalk [19:31] oops, I tripped and fell out of the chat [19:32] <+Brandon> NWord Jim: Cut interest rates. [19:32] where the fuck is jeff steward and sandy? these chats are hollow without the two of them [19:32] wrong answer [19:32] <+Brandon> Bobbi is amazing at giving head. [19:32] Are there any chicks here? or is this a sausage fest? [19:32] its a fest [19:32] but cutting interest rates will increase the money supply and create further inflation [19:32] Ceara is here [19:32] well ceara [19:32] <@loopnode> there is 1 chick and a while lot of sausage [19:32] <@loopnode> *whole [19:33] <+Brandon> Dirk: I have friends in Vilnius, Lithuania, but I will ask how Ltvia is doing, too. [19:33] Burglar, why must you call a black mans penis a sausage? Is it because black men eat lots of fatty pork products? [19:33] lets have an e-bukkake [19:33] brat wurst kielbasa salcicchie [19:33] ceara and dick nasty a good scene for shes half of my age [19:33] <+Brandon> Did anyone invite Hillary? [19:33] are you of Ukranian extraction? [19:33] clinton? [19:33] Did you do a shoot in Vilnius? [19:33] that's a good moviw title; "One Chick and a Whole Lotta sausage". Ok, that's mine, pay me. LOl [19:33] or she can be my grandchildren [19:33] * Old_Man_River has joined #xptalk [19:33] <+Brandon> Ceara? You up for it? [19:33] I don't think she's coming [19:33] Where's my main man Guapo? [19:33] cha right [19:33] I thought Oswald acted alone [19:33] Hi CEARA!!!! [19:34] this room is about as exciting as brandons "movies" [19:34] Ceara doing porn would be Da Bomb [19:34] HI BROTHER!! [19:34] I will now smoke some cannabis indica [19:34] * ELG Quit (Quit: ELG) [19:34] im grabbing a drink you fuckers better be a whole more entertaining when i get back [19:34] *lot [19:34] powza mehh [19:34] Ok, enuff about ceara, I must now make long posts about Hookers, something Brandon and I have in common unfortunately [19:34] yowza even [19:35] Shelly Lubben is one hot MILF! [19:35] She won't fuck black men [19:35] tonymalice, can you drag Johnny Thrust in here to make this room somewhat entertaining? if you cant find johhny he is probably harassing female talent some where [19:36] Love to see Shelly Lubben in an Infernal Restraints video [19:36] No seriously Brandon....I never did thank you for that copy of the Bakers Dozen with Amy Reid in it, I did do a review for you that was about as positive as I am able to write [19:36] <+Brandon> Glad you enjoyed it, Burg. [19:36] What antibiotics are you resistant to? [19:36] ^ A very lame and tasteless statement. [19:36] I enjoyed Amy's scene...unfortunately she turned out to be a stuck up twat from what I gather [19:36] Thanks, more where that came from [19:36] <+Brandon> I just do blood transfusions now. It's quicker and cheaper. [19:37] <+Brandon> Amy is on the market again! Hooray! [19:37] a stuck up twat in porn? Who knew/ [19:37] hay burg I thought you were coming to p-town.. why must you always lie to me? [19:37] A cumshot on the ass isn't bad as long as it covers both cheeks. [19:37] Brandon Iron, in your expert opinion as a professional pornographer, were all the women in porn molested at a young age? [19:37] You use Keith Richard's doctor? [19:37] Brandon is Amy Reid a stuck up twat? [19:37] you might want to try whole body transfusions, your t-cell count is way down [19:37] I didnt lie, i was all set to do it but several things happened to thwart my plans [19:37] ask Moxie [19:37] <+Brandon> I think most girls just find porn an easy and fun way to earn a lot of money...relatively speaking. [19:37] aww fuck who pozzed up BI? [19:37] <+Brandon> Amy is cool. [19:38] I like makeup. At the very least the ladies should at least wear some kind of lip coloring or lip gloss. BJ scenes are soo much better with shiny, colored lips. [19:38] I was alls et to meet her and then find you and go to every strip club in portland [19:38] yeah she stripped here last weekend I think [19:38] considering the quality of girls you are posting on xxxporntalk I think most are happy to have a hot meal and place to sleep [19:38] Have you ever gotten a rash on your dick from chapped lips? [19:38] <+Brandon> My t-cell count is fine. [19:38] * stongy has joined #xptalk [19:39] but this whore i met in Vegas went into withdrawal and shit all over the limo I was in, and it ruined my weekend...i was in a bad mood [19:39] I hate when that happens [19:39] I am a black guy and I've been with a few white women! :) Was with a Chinese lady once as well who used to tell her kids to stay away from black people (then she met me!!) :) [19:39] not good times [19:39] <+Brandon> Portland! That's a city profiled in an upcoming movie. [19:39] really?? [19:39] what movie [19:39] yeth :( [19:39] brandon burg is stealing your chat better rally dude [19:39] yucketh [19:39] yeah, its called "Dumpster Diving in Portland" [19:39] who is mehh? [19:39] nice! [19:39] I am not stealing anything [19:39] <+Brandon> I've gotten a ton of ailments. [19:40] ailments, sores and breakouts? [19:40] <+Brandon> The movie will be called PERVERTED PLANET. [19:40] brandon i got a ton more for you [19:40] rofl gotten a ton of ailments [19:40] it wasn't a complaint burg [19:40] Portland is a cupcake city Ised to live in Baltimore [19:40] I have recently become interested in Gia Jordan. Looking over her credits I see that she has not done an interracial scene. Please correct me if I am wrong. So is this by chance or by choice? [19:40] <+Brandon> No, a scene was shot at a Portland private dance club. It was cool. [19:40] used to [19:40] i know who are u mehh? [19:40] what club? [19:40] r u Teagan? [19:40] and you didn't invite ceara to the set? Where are your manners? [19:40] in the club or in the alley behind the club to save on location costs? [19:40] Is padova here? [19:40] <+Brandon> Portland is a great place to visit for a few days. [19:40] * Visitor_6049 Quit (Quit: Visitor_6049) [19:40] burgler where did you stay in vegas [19:41] Baltimore is a great place if you are careful [19:41] I stayed at the Golden Nugget downtown [19:41] portland has the most strip clubs per capita then any other city... and the UGLIEST strippers!! it's great [19:41] <+Brandon> I forget the name of it. I just remember asking if it was ok to have a couples session, No problem, I was told. [19:41] but end up in the wrong 'hood and you better start praying [19:41] any thoughts on nob hill [19:41] yeah I dont doubt it.. this city has no shame [19:41] Brandon, do you find talent in strip clubs??? [19:41] <+Brandon> There's an erotic bakery in Portland, too. [19:41] I have been to Portland and Seattle and the women are scary looking there [19:42] Ceara in my neighborhood we have the most drug dealers per capita...but also some of the worst crack [19:42] rofl [19:42] thats great jim [19:42] I think I actually bought baking soda the other night [19:42] Portland has one of the highest rates of STDs per capita [19:42] is king doing his tritone impression [19:42] so brandon felt right at home [19:42] It was just me and Mr Clean with his big bald shiny white head [19:42] i think it's the original [19:42] <+Brandon> Did those STD stats happen before or after I visited. [19:42] its prolly vin stongy [19:43] portland also has a heroin problem that makes san fran look tame [19:43] I used to work at a porn shop with glory holes. good times. [19:43] oh god [19:43] <+Brandon> I take no blame for the heroin. [19:43] you must have some stories to tell [19:43] * lazydog66 has joined #xptalk [19:43] used to watch the glory hole blowjobs? [19:43] Brandon, when are you coming to Hartford to look for talent? let me know, we'll have lunch, you can even stay in my tractor shed if you want [19:43] lots of women hang out by glory holes [19:43] the porn shop here in town went out of business last year [19:43] I used to watch ignorant straight boys wonder in unexpectedly [19:43] <+Brandon> Ceara! Really! [19:43] we know you like heroin users brandon, alot of the girls you work with have visible track marks [19:43] and then rush out with their face all red asking if they could have their dollar back [19:43] Burglar hook me up with some weed [19:43] and then you judged them silently [19:43] no gloryholes though, just vids [19:44] a friend of mine complained to the mgmt [19:44] I have liked Shannon Kelly ever since I saw her do an anal in Brandon Iron's 50 to 1 #3 (or was that #4??). [19:44] i bet she pinted and laughed [19:44] <+Brandon> Would love to visit Hartford. Don't know any talent. [19:44] Brandon, what were you thinking when you recruited Alexis Blaze? [19:44] *pointed [19:44] She does selective interracial too now. [19:44] why Hartford? [19:44] he wasnt thinking, thats the issue [19:44] weed crop was poor this year [19:44] hay brandon do you remember meeting me in vegas? [19:44] * bornyo has joined #xptalk [19:44] ceara have you met jeffs kid [19:45] no, i've seen pictures though.. hes HOT [19:45] lol [19:45] jeff mike always washes his hands after talking with Brandon, even if on the phone [19:45] is he aware of the family empire [19:45] <+Brandon> I think Shannon was in vol. 4. [19:45] Providence and hartford 9esp Providence) have some good strip clubs and hot college girls looking to get into porn, i am serious [19:45] Marcus, Lex, and Michaels are solid performers and safe choices because they aren't involved in most of the "lets destroy this white girl"-type IR which I could do without. [19:45] really [19:45] <+Brandon> Alexis is a cool girl. You'll see. Great interview and I enjoyed that she was a bit nervous. [19:45] I should be an agent [19:45] AIM will carrying purell and other sanitzers for people that need to come near Brandon [19:46] 4you should burg [19:46] burg nob hill at mgm [19:46] have you gone [19:46] * lazydog66 Quit (Quit: lazydog66) [19:46] <+Brandon> I think a lot of guys like a girl who is a tiny bit apprehensive. It makes you feel like you are showing her the ropes. Probably a psychological over-compensation for something or other. [19:46] I am sure i would take advantage of the situation....Brandon wouldnt pay me what i want though if I sent him gurlz [19:46] 22 users in here, about three times more then ksex ever had [19:46] anyone want to have a typing contest [19:46] where's wankus? [19:46] yes nob hill gothca [19:46] will gen padova be in this chat? [19:46] aim should have zyclon b mist at the entrance [19:46] If a girl you considered hot did an IR scene would you think less of her? [19:46] brandon wants a herpes contest [19:47] yes [19:47] <+Brandon> I think some of those antibacterial handi-wipes should come in handy, too. [19:47] Where is Gen Padova? I love her. [19:47] lol [19:47] <+Brandon> I pay EVERYONE what they want. Ask Alexis. [19:47] I already asked about padova, but i wasnt sincere like Bornyo [19:47] anyone watching the laker game [19:47] Who has the biggest sore? [19:47] <@loopnode> will gen padova be in this chat? <-- has padova ever been here since she the Ashley Blue chat? [19:47] bornyo thanks for the heads up on the eclipse almost missed it [19:47] <+Brandon> Gen sucked me off so good one time. [19:48] hi bornyo [19:48] In my experience, very few white males are interested in seeing black males with black females. [19:48] cancer meets herpes [19:48] brandon pays as little as possible [19:48] dunno loop- thought I'd ask since Brandon gave her such a gift I thought she might show up [19:48] Actually, Brandon has a lot of VALUE-ADDED to his shoots with girls that go beyond mere dollars, he does promote them well [19:48] his emails always talk about how its such a quick scene [19:48] Do they get paid in Valtrex tabs? [19:48] its pretty pathetic [19:48] brandon bornyo has now taken over your chat time to step it up son [19:48] * rich Quit (Ping timeout) [19:48] * StevieWhy has joined #xptalk [19:48] dirk, they wish . . . [19:49] cya losers [19:49] * AIMhealthcare Quit (Quit: AIMhealthcare) [19:49] Getting laid is one of my main reasons for being here. [19:49] brandon and i go way back [19:49] Is Gia here with her camera?? [19:49] * bad2rich has joined #xptalk [19:49] is that even a real job [19:49] ceara, please fuck him and make him go away [19:49] ugh! [19:49] ceara [19:49] mikes kid [19:49] does he know what dad does [19:49] * bad2rich is now known as rich [19:49] yeah hes not retarded [19:49] so is he at the office [19:50] or is he not allowed in the building [19:50] Ryaan Reynolds is a dodger. She passes for black when it suits her, but refuses to work with a black guy. [19:50] awwww fuck stevie why is here code red code red all heteros exit now!!! [19:50] why dont you pm jeff mike and ask him? [19:50] i think if ceara would just fuck brandon he might leave us all alone [19:50] good for her [19:50] <@loopnode> bornyo: i guess i never considered she'd be here for brandon [19:50] Yes why is Jeff's son a topic of discussion here? [19:50] rofl why not [19:50] We have bigger issues to discuss. [19:50] bug chaser [19:50] like what [19:50] such as? [19:50] actually nm [19:50] Like if you are a black female, then you must fuck white guys or the work will dry up REAL quick. [19:50] tritones posts have been funny [19:51] yes [19:51] yeah, they have been [19:51] 4hes holding it down [19:51] he really is [19:51] loop: gen can never pay brandon back for all he gave her [19:51] Honestly, if Ceara ever went whacko and DID do porn, i can think of a lot WORSE people to shoot for besides brandon, for her first shoot anyway. [19:51] yeah, like the facial abuse squad [19:51] call me a fag all you want, but Brandon is sooo hot [19:51] rofl [19:51] <@loopnode> hehe [19:51] For me its very simple: the visual image of a dick penetrating a female asshole between sexy, feminine butt cheeks is VERY, VERY hot. Just seeing the sphinther stretch and the sexy outline of the outer anal ring is quite stimulating. [19:51] 4look at burg flexin that agent muscle [19:51] I'll say this- I didn't even know there were any black women in porn [19:52] haha [19:52] NOTE: I have never had anal sex before, but very much want to. [19:52] name two [19:52] Ceara is smart and can spot open lesiosn pretty adeptly [19:52] marie luv [19:52] vanessa blue [19:52] jada fire [19:52] brandon, fuck him in the ass and make him go away [19:52] rofl you people are actually replying [19:52] * destro has joined #xptalk [19:52] burg did you just call me a lesbian? [19:52] he wants [19:52] Marie Luv told me i was cute when I crashed into her at the Venetian last month [19:52] cross between lasbian and lesion i think [19:53] Brandon, I own all four volumes of 50 to 1. Yes, I own all 4. In my opinion, #3 and #4 are the best. [19:53] sup guys [19:53] no ceara i said u can spot Lesions adeptly [19:53] 4bloody dike if you will [19:53] *lesbian [19:53] wankus is here [19:53] They are all different girls and distinct scenes. No repeats! ...and I love the series. I just hope Brandon will find time to release the newer scenes on DVD instead of just putting them on his loadmymouth.com site. [19:53] under the guise of destro [19:53] yay [19:53] no, i am destro [19:53] i actually post on xpt [19:53] who cares [19:53] pretty much, who cares [19:53] hahahahah brandon hasnt talked in several minutes and no ones seemed to notice [19:53] If Wankus is Destro then does that make Skeeter Cobra Commander? [19:54] lol [19:54] exactly [19:54] 4eff off wankus dont the keystrokes wake up the other bums in the dumpster? [19:54] Brandon is shooting a quick scene [19:54] <@loopnode> haha [19:54] he's jerking off at your website, ceara [19:54] if you saw that cheesey scene youd know brandon is no cobra commander [19:54] hahaha [19:54] god that was terrible [19:54] anyone know what the weathers like in la right now [19:54] I feel i was unfair to brandon all these years, his porn is actually ok when he focuses on the right girl...I think Hillary poisoned me against him [19:54] nah i am in jersey [19:54] me too [19:54] fucking jersey [19:55] * charin Quit (Quit: charin) [19:55] 4fatty? [19:55] its been rainy off and on in so cal today [19:55] cold [19:55] killing time till a stupid 11pm conference call with a bunch of guys in hong kong [19:55] cold here, was warm on monday [19:55] oh steve perfect [19:55] your in san diego [19:55] I happen to love POV, however I agree that for deepthroating exclusively, the side-view can give you a more arousing angle. [19:55] shut it stevie ohh and fuck off too [19:55] im going this weekend it is rainy? [19:55] speaking of POV [19:55] yes, its supposed to rain saturday and sunday in la for the oscars [19:55] stay home [19:55] to late whore girlfriend [19:55] is making me take her to beach house [19:55] So why does it have to be "blackzilla"? I am sick and tired of IR being equated with dick size. Jesus I really wish people could just see it as a sex scene with a black dude and that's it! [19:55] for her birthday [19:56] blackzilla was the monster in cloverfield [19:56] How many ignorant starlets just click "NO" to IR because they perceive it to mean a huge dick trying to tear up their insides when it absoutely does not have to be that. [19:56] Tritone - you must really dig black dudes [19:56] especially when the guys dick is as small as yours [19:56] <@loopnode> anyone know what the weathers like in la right now: foggy and chilly. though am hot coz we have the AC up. [19:56] you are going to bat for the black man [19:56] If Obama becomes president, what will this do to demand for IR scenes? discuss [19:56] fake tritone is awesome [19:57] Burglar - sean michaels will get so much more work [19:57] hey loop, who's playgirl? [19:57] Oh man, that Sandra Romain scene had some awesome CGA! I love it when she is riding and Brian Pumper is gently spreading those phat, round ass cheeks apart. [19:57] fake tritone has been funnier than real tritone [19:57] * destro Quit (Quit: destro) [19:57] he needs a gimmick account asap [19:57] <@loopnode> ceara: shes a bot [19:57] seanmicahaels head is weird [19:57] for what purpose? [19:57] I've never heard of "Rainbow Party" before, but being a huge fan of lipstick and blowjobs it sounds like something I would defintely like to see. [19:57] i like/hate fake tritone more than the real one we should consider an adjustment [19:57] i thought playgirl was Holly Randall? [19:57] to moderate the room, ceara, thats how these rooms work [19:57] ceara: you have to have a bot to keep the room open [19:58] oh ok [19:58] I am going to have some fried food. Back in a moment. [19:58] lol its an irc channel ceara [19:58] <@loopnode> ceara: incease there is a connection problem between myself and asdf, playgirl keeps the room open and gives us the status back [19:58] the rooms collapse if you dont have at least someone in them [19:58] <+Brandon> I always say good things about the girls who work for me. [19:58] well im sorry Im not a giant nerd like you guys [19:58] plus you can use them to set fancy scripts [19:58] Holly is a bot? [19:58] for topics [19:58] <@loopnode> also the bot can be used remotely for me to either mess with douche bags etc [19:58] it's not yahoo [19:58] fembot [19:58] and notices [19:58] and they op people [19:58] who have access [19:58] * N-WordJim smokes some weed [19:58] blah blah [19:58] brandon you are worse [19:58] brandon sucks [19:58] 4playgirls a bot??? aww wtf i been smooth her up the whole chat [19:58] <@loopnode> haha [19:58] *injects massive dose of Heroin [19:58] <@loopnode> you're not the only one [19:59] lol [19:59] I just wanted to know if I had some competition in here.. but I can take a bot [19:59] <@loopnode> playgirl gets more private messages than logs [19:59] <+Brandon> Ceara.....??? [19:59] *then practices his free throws [19:59] brandon: tell us about that day you showed upo for the shoot and the girl flaked and they told you you could make a little money by doing the gay shoot [19:59] i cant even imagine [19:59] what brandy? [19:59] 4thats the thing though loop i was tryin to give her the log = ( [19:59] and you did it for free? [19:59] hehe [19:59] brandon: you know the one- next to the pool [20:00] How often do you taste your own cum? [20:00] hungmale.net [20:00] Prepare yourself.... [20:00] 4i'm more dissapointed than Brandons parents right now [20:00] Brandy Talore does not do IR. Not cool. [20:00] good times [20:00] WAIT!! now whos asdf? is that a bot too? [20:00] <+Brandon> Glad you enjoyed 50 to1 . I like the longer scenes at www.loadmymouth.com now. [20:00] potentially [20:00] if you load an irc client [20:00] like mirc [20:00] you can whois the user [20:00] I always loved the "light" face fucking Sunrise Adams gets from Peter North in Deep Throat This #2. She playfully says -- "I'm going to tilt my head back and I want you to fuck my mouth"... Then Peter just dives in and fucks her face with moderate vigor (this part is filmed from the side). There is no gagging, just precision thrusting with Sunrise looking up lovingly like the doll she is. [20:00] rofl tritone [20:00] <+Brandon> There is a lady in my presence...it's true. She is getting ready to work. [20:01] Although I think of ceara as a surrogate little sister, right now I am picturing Brandon's slightly curved penile appendage balls deep in her mouth...is this bad? [20:01] <+Brandon> Ceara is a tease....I think. [20:01] sort of weird [20:01] pretty much yeah [20:01] she is drawing blood cultures? [20:01] and that was in response to both burg and brandon [20:01] <+Brandon> hehehe [20:01] ok, I need more heroin then [20:01] burg what if i call it the red baroin [20:02] yes,please do [20:02] does that make you like it more [20:02] or less [20:02] it might [20:02] ugh [20:02] * FGFM Quit (Quit: FGFM) [20:02] * Dirk Quit (Quit: Dirk) [20:02] ok now i am picturing ceara eating ahealthy salad watching the news, allis well [20:02] <@loopnode> WAIT!! now whos asdf? is that a bot too? <-- no. that's actually a person [20:02] <+Brandon> You mean when I did the solo shoot, right? [20:02] brandon, how many alt ids do you have inthis chat? [20:02] 4asdf is jeff right? [20:03] are you kidding [20:03] The perplexing truth is, as long as a person says they are not "black" he can have darker skin (within reason) and the girls who won't do IR will fuck him. Case in point is Tony T. -- bronze-skinned but not black. From what I've heard he is of Egyptian descent. Girls who don't do IR fuck Tony T. all the time. [20:03] brandon types like a 6 year old [20:03] But have a guy who is lighter than Tony T., but still black (i.e. by his pubes and non-straight hair) -- he will be passed over because officially he is a negro. [20:03] no way he could handle 3 chat boxes [20:03] <@loopnode> ceara: my gf has accessed playgirl from my phone so it jumps from bot to human [20:03] lol [20:03] why doesnt you gf post in xpt? [20:04] to busy being tied up and watching his japanese torture porn [20:04] Oh boo-hoo. I'm sick of white people complaining about reverse-racism. Sure its hypocritical. [20:04] what if I took up the cause for more cripples in porn like tritone seems to want blacks in porn? [20:04] i dont think that gimmick would have legs burg [20:04] 4do it burg it'll have the same effect [20:04] the black thing is way funnier [20:04] What about more assholes in porn? [20:04] assholes? [20:04] Brandon, have you ever fuckd a chick in a wheelchair? there are some hot chicks in chairs, you should do a blowjob niche with them [20:04] <@loopnode> ceara: i don't know. i asked her to try but all she did was lurck. [20:04] lackwood [20:04] <@loopnode> *lurck [20:05] No lie. There was this one anal video several years back called Girls That Like to Take It In the Doo-Doo Hole. LOL!!!! [20:05] i'd take that as a positive loop [20:05] * machoman has joined #xptalk [20:05] <@loopnode> probably. [20:05] Rodney Moore has always had thick, gooey loads [20:06] If it werent for porn, Rodney moore would be insane [20:06] its an outlet for him [20:06] I don't know why I expected anything other than this [20:06] any new AGSOI in the pipeline lee harvey? [20:06] 4ya this sucks huh bornyo [20:06] hahah bornyo has expectations [20:06] once again, brandon irons has met expectations [20:07] Bornyo, want to refight the battle of Chancellorsville with me?? [20:07] not tonight [20:07] how's March 15 look then? [20:07] no problemo [20:07] I want to hear brandon talk about dealing with ins [20:08] 4i want to know why he sounds like such a doofy fuck after being here for so many years [20:08] I want Brandon to do a wheelchair bloewjob nich with chicks from the Miss Crippled USA contest [20:08] I want to hear brandon talk about the history of STD's in porn [20:08] <@loopnode> i just tried to check for the eclipse and i saw nothing but a half foggy moon :S [20:08] yeah i had no idea until i watched that youtube clip today [20:08] * vancouverdude has joined #xptalk [20:08] a lot of hot chicks who had skiing accidents are out there waiting to suck your cock right now!!! [20:08] yuck yuck yuck [20:08] For your information, there are plenty of strip clubs in major cities and down south that have a majority of black dancers and cater to those men who enjoy seeing sexy black ladies do their thing. The patrons are mostly black gentlemen, but there are also latinos and white guys on hand as well. [20:08] <+Brandon> Yes, I know the one. [20:09] <+Brandon> I was paid $200. [20:09] So he's saying, for instance, that Sara Jay would be a big hit at one of these "black" clubs even though she is white. I totally agree with him, but the truth is -- ANY white girl that dances at a mostly black club will get lots of attention simply because of her novelty. I've been to several of these joints and I know this first hand!!! [20:09] 4who the fuck you talkin to? [20:09] <+Brandon> Never tasted my own cum....sorry. [20:09] i know a strip club like that here in jersey, its a crack den as well [20:09] 200 pretzels [20:09] Look, I'm not a huge fan of the term "African American" either. I am fine with being called negro or black. Its definitely more accurate. [20:09] wow, nice delayed response [20:09] 4ohhh welcome to 20 minutes ago [20:09] 4loop fucken ban him [20:10] brandon likes rodny moore's stuff [20:10] 4do it [20:10] er his films i mean [20:10] brandon would you call guys who taste their own cum gay? or would you call them out at all? [20:10] Im just going to copy and paste some of the things losers are saying to me right now [20:10] The Manboobariffic Supa-Thugg in the house, baby. [20:10] <+Brandon> I will hire any women with an interesting story and who is willing to swallow. [20:10] 4not only will it be justified but it'll be damn funny [20:10] you got high standards, lol [20:10] <+Brandon> No new AGSOI movies. [20:10] what losers? on here? or niteflirt? [20:10] brandon i got a pitch line for you [20:11] mehh = loucypher? [20:11] niteflirt/yahoo [20:11] * N-WordJim Quit (Quit: N-WordJim) [20:11] lol, share it [20:11] <+Brandon> I still have much to learn about STDs. Everything someone else has that I don't have, I get jelous. [20:11] Brandodn! Do the wheelchair niche i mentioned but call it "A Good source of Titanium" [20:11] The Iron Empire [20:11] lou put those kids to bed and come back and let us know what you really think [20:11] I have all 3 of the iDeepThroat DVDs (sold at idtstore.com) and Heather is awesome. And its not like her partner has a small dick either -- its definitely above average in length and girth. [20:11] start your own studio with that monkier [20:11] <+Brandon> Yes, it's true. I like Rodney Moore's work. [20:11] Burglar Steele in Steel Wheels [20:12] um, nevermind, theyre being boring right now.. this dude is just asking about my "boyfriend" fucking cuckolds.. [20:12] 4you could tell by my girty manhood huh Bornyo?. [20:12] *girthy [20:12] <+Brandon> I don't think much about guys tasting their own cum. It's not something I spend any time at. [20:12] i smelled you from here [20:12] l33t speak [20:12] call up that nadia indian chick and get her in one of those agsoi films [20:12] When I watch a Brandon Iron film, it validates and authenticates the sexual experience. There is nothing "gay" about wanting to see an ejaculation when a woman is involved. It simply reminds us of how good it feels to orgasm and lets us connect in a very real way with the fantasy scene. [20:12] 4get your face outta your moms ass dude its brandon chat pay attention [20:12] Brandond really, have you fucked any chicks in wheelchairs? surely you must have met one hot crippled chick in your life? [20:12] What was it like to fuck Stacy Valentine in front of Julian? [20:12] <+Brandon> I'm down for the chair. [20:13] i've seen iron's stuff he just talks too damn much [20:13] 4lol jk [20:13] dinner time [20:13] brandon: would you say guys drinking their own cum (not to mention another guys cum) was "GAY"? [20:13] later nips [20:13] * stongy has left #xptalk [20:13] the best girl is those agsoi movies was gia paloma [20:13] hey vancouverdude, washington or canada? [20:13] <+Brandon> Yes, I talk too much. I know this and am learning to shut up. [20:13] In a Brandon Iron film it just looks good to see cum on a woman's body in strategic places (tits, face, ass crack, ass cheeks). If you really enjoyed the scene its a token to how much she turned you on. Especially if its a lot of cum and you simultaneously nut a bunch as well. [20:13] 4he'd say it if he didny have a mouthfull [20:14] <+Brandon> No, never been with a wheelchair chick. [20:14] just keep improving and that is all anyone can ask [20:14] 2nd best chick was the one from 6 [20:14] I have always liked Nadia Styles and am happy to see she is doing more IR. [20:14] If i sent you a chick who looks like courtney cox but is paralyzed from the chest down would you be respectful and not gag her when she blows you? [20:14] <+Brandon> So this young lady here has to get back to the Sportsman's Lodge in an hour. I might have to go soon. [20:15] who was the most enthusiastic girl in AGSOI movies [20:15] Regardless of your skin color -- Be yourself, wherever that may fall within the spectrum of Blackness/Whiteness. [20:15] Ha, shit, forgot about that high school porn star post thread...one of my friends went to school with nadia styles and had a few stories [20:15] <+Brandon> Nadia's cool. i worked with her for www.fuckedandbound.com. She's great and is very flexible. [20:15] If you leave, will anyone notice? [20:15] <+Brandon> Faith Leon was a standout for AGSOI. [20:15] Brandon allows the use of his name and delivers raw video footage to the Braincash people who then decide how they want to present it on the site. Its entirely possible that this scheduling was made up by someone who doesn't even follow porn news -- he's just doing his job. It might even be an automated process that was decided way before the Haley Paige event happened. [20:15] <+Brandon> i doubt it. [20:15] i liked that astrid in #4 she was hot [20:16] <+Brandon> Yeah, Astrid was cool, too. [20:16] its a safe bet "brandon" in this chat is an automated process [20:16] <+Brandon> Braincash is doing a good job with www.brandoniron.com and I am happy to have the opportunity to be with them. [20:16] Come to think of it, I know a lot of hot chicks in chairs...thats it i am starting my agency! and i have brandon to thank for this since it is his chat...I wonder if ceara will be my west coast scout [20:16] agreed [20:16] Brandon: Will you be selling more videos to videobox? How well do they pay for content out of curioisty? [20:16] Well I have seen some of her picture sets and in a few you can clearly see the Rebel Flag on the wall in the background. As soon as I saw this, my enthusiasm for her waned somewhat. Again, not a 100% guarantee of "no blacks allowed", but a something to consider. [20:16] when will the new AGSOI be out [20:16] who is the best cumslut in porn? [20:16] i'd say chelsea rae... [20:17] <+Brandon> I will deal with videobox all the time. Good people and they pay a very fair rate for my subpar material. [20:17] Always interested in seeing who has done IR scenes, but I'll pass. I'm really tired of this cuckold bullshit. We need more interracial sex that's just straight up without any racial gimmicks. [20:17] What's the record for most product plugs in a single chat? [20:17] Tpry lane = Best cumslut [20:17] 4he must have the plugs per viewer record omr [20:17] I am black and I am with you on this. I wish that IR porn marketing was not so full of this crap. All I want is to see BM/WF scenes without any of this "big dick domination" subtext. I mean if the guy has a big dick ... well he's got a big dick. Don't make it into some big statement about how all black guys are huge and have this natural ability to satisfy white women. [20:18] <+Brandon> So, I think I am coming down with some rare STD or something that is making me very tired. I will go now but will post the pics of my date at the blog at www.brandoniron.com in a few hours. [20:18] All this "once you go black" hype does is turn really naive starlets away from doing Interracial scenes because it builds IR up as crossing some HUGE barrier (like anal or DP) when all it really has to be is just good sex with a guy who happens to be black. So instead of picking and choosing the "right" kind of IR scenes, they just say the hell with it all together. [20:18] say hi to rodney moore tonight iron ;) [20:18] bye queerbait [20:18] Tritone, lay off the crack for a little while [20:18] The thing I like about how Darkko shoots titty-fucking is that he maximizes breast coverage. This means you see the nipples and areolas at all times during the titfucking. Too often in tit fucking the girls will mash their tits together from the top of the breast and obscure their nipples in the process. Darkko avoids this all together and gets some hot results. [20:19] * machoman Quit (Quit: machoman) [20:19] I rented Cheek Freaks #3 just for the Brianna Love ass tease. It was terrific tease footage worthy of a Buttman film, IMHO. [20:19] fake tritone is now officially creepier than real tritone [20:19] agreed [20:20] fake tritone = sportswami [20:20] <+Brandon> Have fun, guys. I just wanted to say I am grateful to Jeff, Sandy, Tony, and the rest of the family at JM Productions. I haven't always been the easiest to deal with and Jeff and Sandy went out of their way to give me a chance. That's something to remember. [20:20] * ivorthedirtyoldenginedriver Quit (Quit: ivorthedirtyoldenginedriver) [20:20] awww [20:20] thats precious brandon [20:20] In return, you will give him what? [20:20] Herpes? [20:20] Brandon, till next time, take care of yourself and each other [20:20] <+Brandon> So come on over, Ceara, if you can make it. I'll make you feel good. [20:20] Brandon is the Dale carnegie of porn [20:21] I respect that [20:21] <+Brandon> Adios. Take care. Buenos notches...or whatever. [20:21] * mehh Quit (Quit: mehh) [20:21] * +Brandon Quit (Quit: Brandon) [20:21] as far as tritone posts go- I'd believe he posted every line [20:21] Some of them I had to make up on the fly. [20:21] i believe i don't care [20:21] But just from ADT I got almost all those lines. [20:22] congrats [20:22] however if the real tritone was in here he'd sit in the back and "listen" instead of post like he knows his station dictates [20:22] so who are you really tritone? [20:22] Thanks oldballs. [20:22] you are welcom