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#219756 - 03/16/07 04:11 PM
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Acccoring to lukeisback.com Sophia Lynn is now dying of Cancer. What the fuck ever. This fake cancer shit is growing like........well cancer. 
According to a high-flying whoremonger and Sophia Lynn's "boyfriend" -- she is dying. She has cancer and it's spread too fast to cure.
Whores lie! 
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Now Luke quotes her boyfriend saying she's dead. This is weird.
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Maybe it's the personae Sophia Lynn not the individual who portrays Sophia Lynn. Just a fancy way saying she quit the biz.
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Wow I guess shes willing to take her fake cancer to the next level. Hey Gen, what can you do to top that? 
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Maybe it's the personae Sophia Lynn not the individual who portrays Sophia Lynn. Just a fancy way saying she quit the biz.
reminds me a little too much of keiko and her new tits.
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Now Luke quotes her boyfriend saying she's dead. This is weird.
Was the cancer mentioned in the ABC interview? Something definitely smells fishy(no pun intended).
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Maybe it's the personae Sophia Lynn not the individual who portrays Sophia Lynn. Just a fancy way saying she quit the biz.
reminds me a little too much of keiko and her new tits.
btw, who rid us of "Longshot the Second Coming"? Or did his mommy decide he'd have to get a job to pay for his own AOL, and took away his PC from the basement?
And, oh yeah, SM, fuck you on the Gen reference.
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Yeah, that article on LiB was pretty sparse. For all of you fake cancer whores out there, I suggest using the following "Mad Lib" type of press release. It will work. Drop it on your MySpace account too.
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Dear Friends and Fans of __________________ (whore):
My name is _____________(first name only), I am (whore's) webmaster and longtime friend. It is with sadness I have to announce (whore) was disgnosed with early stage cancer of the ______________________(obscure body part or organ). This came as a great shock to all of us, as (whore) was performing _____________________(degreding sex act) with class up until last week. At this point (whore) is taking it _____________________(cliche). (Whore) has asked me to relay to her fans the desire to beat this insidious disease and get back to her important work soon. We have organized a ________________________(charity event) to help raise funds for her medical expenses. We've also set up a ____________________(online payment service) account that you can send money directly to. For more information, e-mail me at _____@_________.___
For example: Taryn Thomas, Skippy, E.coli Gland, double anal, like a soldier, pornstar "Fear Factor" dunk tank, Paypal, skippy@tarynhasecoli.org
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While I'm quite sure there are many girls who are lying for attention, money, sympathy or as an excuse or path out of the business, many of these girls are going to get cancer from HPV if nothing else.
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Now Luke quotes her boyfriend saying she's dead. This is weird.
Maybe he just meant dead inside.
:Bada bing. Rimjob, I mean rimshot please.:
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Luke's now posted that she is alive. He stops posting at sundown friday for his Sabbath so unless someone else clarifies there will be no more info until sundown saturday.
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So do we need to start another thread for Whores Who Faked Their Death?
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So do we need to start another thread for Whores Who Faked Their Death?
Hmmmmm... So far there's Sophia Lynn and Hypatia Lee. I can't think of any others. Not much to start a thread with.
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Allegedly, Holly Landis is also still alive and well.
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Allegedly, Holly Landis is also still alive and well.
... and living the life of a slave in Phlogistan's anal laboratory 
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... and living the life of a slave in Phlogistan's anal laboratory
I thought that the FDA shut him down when they discovered he wasn't feeding the gerbils properly?
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... and living the life of a slave in Phlogistan's anal laboratory
I thought that the FDA shut him down when they discovered he wasn't feeding the gerbils properly?
No. That was PETA. And as I understand it, some money exchanged hands and Phlog's resumed his "experiments."
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Dear Friends and Fans of __________________ (whore):
My name is _____________(first name only), I am (whore's) webmaster and longtime friend. It is with sadness I have to announce (whore) was disgnosed with early stage cancer of the ______________________(obscure body part or organ). This came as a great shock to all of us, as (whore) was performing _____________________(degreding sex act) with class up until last week. At this point (whore) is taking it _____________________(cliche). (Whore) has asked me to relay to her fans the desire to beat this insidious disease and get back to her important work soon. We have organized a ________________________(charity event) to help raise funds for her medical expenses. We've also set up a ____________________(online payment service) account that you can send money directly to. For more information, e-mail me at _____@_________.___
Could the charity event be code for "401K", so the whore has some backup drug money after the pains of withdrawal catch up to them? In that case, I recomend PayPal also.
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Maybe it's the personae Sophia Lynn not the individual who portrays Sophia Lynn. Just a fancy way saying she quit the biz.
reminds me a little too much of keiko and her new tits.
btw, who rid us of "Longshot the Second Coming"? Or did his mommy decide he'd have to get a job to pay for his own AOL, and took away his PC from the basement?
And, oh yeah, SM, fuck you on the Gen reference.
Relax Fatman, Gen never had cancer. 
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Dear Friends and Fans of __________________ (whore):
My name is _____________(first name only), I am (whore's) webmaster and longtime friend. It is with sadness I have to announce (whore) was disgnosed with early stage cancer of the ______________________(obscure body part or organ). This came as a great shock to all of us, as (whore) was performing _____________________(degreding sex act) with class up until last week. At this point (whore) is taking it _____________________(cliche). (Whore) has asked me to relay to her fans the desire to beat this insidious disease and get back to her important work soon. We have organized a ________________________(charity event) to help raise funds for her medical expenses. We've also set up a ____________________(online payment service) account that you can send money directly to. For more information, e-mail me at _____@_________.___
Cool! Just like MadLibs
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