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L.A. Man Needs Woman To Celebrate Air Supply Anniv
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LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – If you’re a smart, funny woman who is free on May 12, a man in Los Angeles wants to take you out on a date. As long as you like the 1980s soft rock group Air Supply.
May 12 marks the 30th anniversary that Air Supply members Russell Hitchcock and Graham Russell started a partnership that created hits like “Lost In Love,” “All Out Of Love” and “Every Woman In The World.”
One person particularly touched by the band is an Australian journalist named Luke Ford, who says Air Supply songs articulate what he “feels about love but rarely experiences.”
He wants to honor the band’s anniversary by taking a woman out to a vegan restaurant and a walk along the beach while engaging in “meaningful conversation with no distancing devices.”
Ford hopes the experience revives his romantic side, which he says has been dormant ever since a woman reprehended him for sending flowers too soon in a relationship.
Ford hopes the woman is attractive but says “more than 15 lbs. overweight is not a problem.”
Interested woman can apply by e-mailing Ford at lukeford@comcast.net.
http://www.flashnews.com/news/wfn8050502J22450.html
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Duke/Luke, you may have jumped the shark with this post. Like Monkey said the other day, you need another Marc Wallice.
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Geez, Luke. That's most pathetic thing I've seen in years. Any respect went out the door. Air Supply? 
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Great post luke. I love him. i never knew he was a vegan, a jewish vegan, his gas must strip paint off a wall.
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Duke/Luke, you may have jumped the shark with this post. Like Monkey said the other day, you need another Marc Wallice
I said WE need another marc wallice, i too am clutching at straws.
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Geez, Luke. That's most pathetic thing I've seen in years. Any respect went out the door. Air Supply?
You can never tell when luke is being serious or joking, both have the exact same feel to it, its funny if he's joking but even more funny if he isn't.
Question for luke, if i can get the slightly over weight liz the bunny to be your date will you take lots of pictures as the night goes on?
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Actually it's unintentional comedy b/c I think he's serious. I didn't know he was Australian. Just wait 'til the chick finds out he's a porn "journalist" maybe she'll want to cuddle then and drink Fosters w/ Luke from a champagne glass on the beach looking at the sunset arm in arm. May I suggest Monica Lewinsky?
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Who's Liz the Bunny? Does she like Air Supply? I'm game..
http://www.airsupplyforever.blogspot.com/
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Who's Liz the Bunny? Does she like Air Supply? I'm game..
http://www.airsupplyforever.blogspot.com/
Luke just gets funnier as the thread goes on.
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I'm pretty sure this isn't a joke. If it is, it's a long-running, self-deprecating one. We all have our demons. I just don't post about Hall & Oates or England Dan & John Ford Coley or The Starland Vocal Band
Anyway, I thought self-flagellation was a Christian practice.
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Here you go Luke, the woman of your dreams is below. E-mail Jenna Jameson and politely ask her to put in a good word for you.
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She's hot. What's her name?
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Well, I think it's Liz.
She came here with the influx of Jenna Cronies, had a hand in stinking up the board, then vanished like Jenna's looks. I think she's a member of Jenna's site, a regular on her message board, I'm assuming.
Is it legal for a Jewish man to date what appears to be a lady of Middle Eastern decent? Just curious.
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What a fag..Air Supply?
Fucker should be looking for a Tranny or Nacho to go with him!!!
 
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Fuck you all. Air Supply ROCKS and i already have a date with Liz for the event.
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Fuck you all. Air Supply ROCKS and i already have a date with Liz for the event.
"Air Supply" and "Rocks" is an Oxymoron!!!
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I emailed Miss Jameson: Hi Jenna,
As you well know, it will be Air Supply's 30th anniversary May 12th.
Do you have a good contract girl or know a good woman you can recommend to me to help mark this important anniversary?
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Fuck you all. Air Supply ROCKS and i already have a date with Liz for the event.
"Air Supply" and "Rocks" is an Oxymoron!!!
PLAY THAT SHIT LOUD
I can make the run or stumble,
I can make the final block;
And I can make every tackle, at the sound of the whistle,
I can make all the stadiums rock.
I can make tonight forever,
Or I can make it disappear by the dawn;
And I can make you every promise that has ever been made,
And I can make all your demons be gone.
But I’m never gonna make it without you,
Do you really want to see me crawl?
And I’m never gonna make it like you do,
Making love out of nothing at all
FUCK YEAH. My dick is hard.
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How about Jersey Jaxson there, Luke? Wait, I thought you were looking for somebody from outside the industry so you better hold off on that ew-mail to Jenna.
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i think pity is luke's huge wooden horse(normal gift) to get himself into troy with women. i think i've read he's rode the nurturing instinct into boning kendra jade back in the day, maybe some other ones. if you've got thick skin or were born without shame, it's a brilliant strategy playing the stray-puppy role--it totally removes the need to impress chicks with stuff that costs money, wit, job, etc.
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i think pity is luke's huge wooden horse(normal gift) to get himself into troy with women.
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Yeah james, playing the sensitive Air Supply fan w/ a romantic streak in need of fulfillment may just be a soundrels way of working the sympathy factor. Then again, I think women interested in Air Supply are in limited circulation and they doubtfully read porn blogs or that flashnews site, so he might be using it to draw industry moths to the flames of romance in his pants. Anything that blatantly pathetic must have some nefarious logic behind it and if not it reveals a skewed mind that almost makes one question his perspective on the topics he covers and considers newsworthy. Basically, if he doesn't have the common sense NOT to do a stunt like this then one must question his judgment in regard to his chosen "career" path. i.e. being a Matt Drudge of sorts in something as ridiculous as the porn industry. Then again I must admit it's almost as ridiculous to critically analyze pornography like I do, but this an industry filled w/ absurdity. That's why I like it.
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hey, he's figured out how to make a living, even get on the E! channel by doing very little unpleasant or stressful work and obviously spends most of his day on what he's interested in at the moment, which is reflected on the other site. i don't give a fuck about the intellectual elite of LA(it took me a while to write those words) but it's kind of entertaining watching how they interact with him.
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You don't mention how old your son is, but that's not that important because being Dominican, he will be thrice as slow to develop as a caucasian child anyway-bornyo
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Is it legal for a Jewish man to date what appears to be a lady of Middle Eastern decent? Just curious.
Ummmm, yeah man. Hit that shit for Allah 
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hey, he's figured out how to make a living, even get on the E! channel by doing very little unpleasant or stressful work and obviously spends most of his day on what he's interested in at the moment, which is reflected on the other site. i don't give a fuck about the intellectual elite of LA(it took me a while to write those words) but it's kind of entertaining watching how they interact with him.
At least he isn't a Men At Work fan. or is he?  Wait, I don't wanna know. 
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Ford hopes the woman is attractive but says “more than 15 lbs. overweight is not a problem.”
Interested woman can apply by e-mailing Ford at lukeford@comcast.net.
http://www.flashnews.com/news/wfn8050502J22450.html
You mean Something like this?
I hear she has lots o' free time now, what with ADT sweeping her out the door like a squashed spider...and with Kripsy Kreme cutting prices to try and stay financially afloat, thus enabling her fatty food addiction, she aint doing porn....Air Supply might do her some good.
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You mean Something like this?
I hear she has lots o' free time now, what with ADT sweeping her out the door like a squashed spider...and with Kripsy Kreme cutting prices to try and stay financially afloat, thus enabling her fatty food addiction, she aint doing porn....Air Supply might do her some good.
I'd like to see some of the broads you've banged. Jewel is hot. 'nuff said.
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She came here with the influx of Jenna Cronies, had a hand in stinking up the board, then vanished like Jenna's looks.
Nice. Jenna's husband brings what little stroke value she has down to next to nothing, cause you know he would prefer to be the one with a dick 6 inches deep inside, and its hard to get into the scene.
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Is it legal for a Jewish man to date what appears to be a lady of Middle Eastern decent? Just curious.
I believe that jews don't frown as much about jews going for red dots as they do about jews going for feathers.
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I emailed Miss Jameson: Hi Jenna,
As you well know, it will be Air Supply's 30th anniversary May 12th.
Do you have a good contract girl or know a good woman you can recommend to me to help mark this important anniversary?
i will laugh if she says yes then john doe shows up to pick you up in his 1983 air supply t shirt and members only jacket.
Shit luke take kyoto.
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Shit luke take kyoto.
Yeah but don't let him scissor kick you to the groin.
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Actually it should be: L.A. Porn Muckraker Seeks Naive Lady To See Soft Rock Band That Most People Would Be Embarassed To Admit They Listened To.
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Is it legal for a Jewish man to date what appears to be a lady of Middle Eastern decent? Just curious.
We're pretty happy setting each other on fire and hurling decapitated children at one another, thank you very much.
Lizthebunny looks like a harlot deserving of 40 lashes from a bungie cord in the first picture. In the second, she looks like she's 12. Now you understand why the Taliban came about.
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Lizthebunny looks like a harlot deserving of 40 lashes from a bungie cord in the first picture. In the second, she looks like she's 12. Now you understand why the Taliban came about.
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i'm pissed. i tried to get luke to duet with me on some air supply @ porn star karaoke but he wasn't having it.
WTF?
I ended up doing some Elvis (burnin love) and Queen's we will rock you.....
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You mean Something like this?
I hear she has lots o' free time now, what with ADT sweeping her out the door like a squashed spider...and with Kripsy Kreme cutting prices to try and stay financially afloat, thus enabling her fatty food addiction, she aint doing porn....Air Supply might do her some good.
I'd like to see some of the broads you've banged. Jewel is hot. 'nuff said.
You know I'd take offense to that if I wasn't humble enuff to admit that 50% of the broads I've banged I dont remember SEEING either.... 
Would I bang Jewel? Sure. Doesn't change the fact that Jewel is FAT.... nuff "nuff said"
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Would I bang Jewel? Sure. Doesn't change the fact that Jewel is FAT.... nuff "nuff said"
I am not fat!
btw, did you notice my watch? AC Cream gave it to me.
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I am not fat!
Thats funny because you know jewel would say the same thing if she was asked that question. Which helps prove my theory that kyoto is jewel.
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btw, did you notice my watch? AC Cream gave it to me.
He is the tera dog person. Which is actually sadder then adt watch guy.
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