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Catalina trying to hide deep dark secrets
#78964 - 02/06/05 11:39 PM
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Just read a bit of duke ford's interview with porn star and max hardcore's personal human toilet (or how im sure he views here) Catalina, and this part jumped out at me
Duke: "Did you have a good home life?"
Catalina: "Yes. If you want to know anything negative, there's nothing negative in my life, so don't even bother asking."
Duke: "There's nothing negative in your whole life?"
Catalina: "Right."
Please be a tad more defensive, i also like this answer to this question
Duke: "At what age did you love your virginity?"
Catalina: "I like to keep my privacy on my virginity. It's on my bio on my website www.catalinaxxx.com."
Ohh its such a personal question, unless you are willing to view my site, where im auction my first born child on also, give me a fucking break, i hate crazy people.
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的'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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she really is nice in person
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Just read a bit of duke ford's interview with porn star and max hardcore's personal human toilet (or how im sure he views here) Catalina, and this part jumped out at me
Duke: "Did you have a good home life?"
Catalina: "Yes. If you want to know anything negative, there's nothing negative in my life, so don't even bother asking."
Duke: "There's nothing negative in your whole life?"
Catalina: "Right."
Please be a tad more defensive, i also like this answer to this question
Duke: "At what age did you love your virginity?"
Catalina: "I like to keep my privacy on my virginity. It's on my bio on my website www.catalinaxxx.com."
Ohh its such a personal question, unless you are willing to view my site, where im auction my first born child on also, give me a fucking break, i hate crazy people.
Can't recall reading a more evasive interview in my life.
This girl definitely has her demons.
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Jamie and smelly are the ones with the demonds. you are rotten people who can not be associated with reality so you have to join this kind of porn site and put all your energy into them. you have any questions? if you do I may not want to answer them. have a terrible day. Don't let my name come out of you two ever again. I might be cursed for life. Fuck Heads
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unreal. totally unreal. just tell me she's been spayed.
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You don't mention how old your son is, but that's not that important because being Dominican, he will be thrice as slow to develop as a caucasian child anyway-bornyo
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WOW, no way thats the real person, if it is i just wet myself. to quote the once great eddie murphy, some girls have entire cemeteries in their closets, and catalina is one of those girls. She probably killed someone or had a brief marriage to either goat lawyer or her brother that she wants to keep under wraps. I actually just read the whole interview , she was right that it wasn't a bad interview, its borderline infamous.
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的'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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Listen to me want to be cute guy, you all don't exist to me. you can all go to your brothers sisters aunts cemetary animal speaking talk to no where, it has all been said before give me a better comeback. shit.
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Listen to me want to be cute guy, you all don't exist to me. you can all go to your brothers sisters aunts cemetary animal speaking talk to no where, it has all been said before give me a better comeback. shit.
catalina
 (crying with laughter)
Come on cat, you know you want to tell us what it is, deep down you want it out in the open. We all want to know, you want to tell, lets just get it out now, it will feel like a huge weight has been lifted off your shoulders, im telling you, your mexican 90% of you people are fucked up so no matter what you've done it won't be that bad. Help me, help you, help meeeeeeeeeeeee help youuuuuuuuuuuu.
www.internettoughbitches.com/catalina
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的'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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Keep messing with a smart homegirl baby. I know you want to. You don't even have any kind of doctor degree to be talking like you are. you Fuckin piece of shit.
Catalina
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it's doctorate. so who touched you?
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Keep messing with a smart homegirl baby. I know you want to. You don't even have any kind of doctor degree to be talking like you are. you Fuckin piece of shit.
This is the kind of crazy that belongs in sitcoms. You know how many times ive tried to convince the powers that be that sitcoms need people like this only to be turned away cause advertisers don't want their products linked to it. Cat if i jump ship to cable i want to develope a charter around you, not in a taco flavored kisses kind of way either, you know,
back to the point, what is it really?. Typical child molestation or does this go deeper and if so how deep?, point us in the right direction
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What country am I in again. I feel like I need a wall built after reading that 
Although I still like to watch her scenes. 
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Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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Listen to me want to be cute guy, you all don't exist to me. you can all go to your brothers sisters aunts cemetary animal speaking talk to no where, it has all been said before give me a better comeback. shit.
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Is she related to Maged?? 
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I'm not sick but I'm not well.....
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she's his mother, they both want toe to do them with dildos though
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You guys are talking Martian and I don't have an interpreter. Go to my web site at www.catalinaxxx.com and send me an email in plain English please.
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You guys are talking Martian and I don't have an interpreter. Go to my web site at www.catalinaxxx.com and send me an email in plain English please.
catalina
wow a plug trap, very creative. Tell us what happened, who was it?, the uncle in the kitchen with the left hand?. Neighbour in the bedroom with the penis?. COME ONNNNNNNN.
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You guys are talking Martian and I don't have an interpreter. Go to my web site at www.catalinaxxx.com and send me an email in plain English please.
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thats it sweetheart, give them hell! just like we did to them damn iraqi's at the alamo! YEEHAA!
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Great now we have a fake Max and Catalina
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Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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this is so not the real max, he's funny though.
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nope its not max, i would say a shame but im beyond caring.
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