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What Are The Seven Spiritual Laws Of Porn Success?
#75729 - 01/26/05 08:27 PM
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I want to imitate the success of authors Deepok Chopra and Stephen Covey, but I don't want to do the work. I'd like you to do that for me in this thread.
May we be blessed as we go on our way. May we be guided in peace.
May we be blessed with heath and joy. May this be our blessing. Amen.
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Industry Parasite AKA Wankus
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there are only four steps involved in any given arena,
1. pick it up
2. put it down
3. cash the check
4. don't fuck up anything in the meantime
your longevity will be determined by step 4...it's all subjective.
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"if you still got money left, then we're still talking"-Trinity Maxx
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I don't know if this qualifies as "spiritual", but I can tell you what makes a great/successful performer.
1. Low self esteem. If you can't think any less of yourself, doing the heinous acts that most studios require nowadays won't be all that difficult.
2. Having a good man at your side. Everyone needs a fierce slapping around now and then. Getting motivation in the form of a firm backhand from the man you love makes it all the easier to get out and do your job.
3. Severe drug dependency. Any tweeker will tell you that they'll move mountains for their next fix. When your jonesin', Max Hardcore pissing down your gullet doesn't seem that bad. For the most part, a successful performer is one that works. This will definitely get a chick working.
4. Molestation as a child See #1.
5. Anal Acrobatics Apparently men figured out that a vagina being ravaged by a 12" cock just wasn't enough. So they took that 12" cock, added another one that was equally as big, then stuck it in a chick's backdoor to see what would happen. It looks as if the experiment was a success.
6. Fuck Brad Armstrong It couldn't possibly hurt, right?
7. Being mentioned by Luke Ford in a bad light. You're nobody until Luke has crucified you in front of your peers and fans. Why anyone would look at this as a negative is beyond me. Go Luke Go!
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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What a wet motel-smelling blanket. No wonder people go on sabbatical from these boards.
Referencing the fourth line of your post- I hate both heath bars and almond joy. Next question.
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1) Fucking is a great way to make ends meat
2) Narcissism is a must
3) Morals are bullshit
4) Anything is always possible for the right money
5) Be shameless for success
6) Don't think about what God thinks about it
7) Fuck me & I'll fuck you
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"I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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All I know is one of the universal laws that I have been taught:
1) Never trust a midget 
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"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me.
Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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1. urination
2. degradation
3. hallucination
4. separation
5. humiliation
6. eradication
7. rhythm nation
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“I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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Duke of Floored, there are only Carnal Laws To Porn Success...here's 2 of too many:
1. The casting couch always helps to advance one's career.
2. Leave your soul at the door.
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