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More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
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God damn, well it ever end. here we go.
jesus, has anyone ever aged and burned out faster then jesse. She hasn't fixed the hair, its still the fucked up same as it was a month ago.
Porns first superstar conjoined twins, Conjoined twins sex is hot.
When it rains, niggas get wet, stay dry.  .
His excellency finally gets to ariana. Shit has hit the fan. KILL, KILL, KILL, DIE, DIE, DIE.
I haven't done anything to this picture, but look at how much bigger his head is compared to his body. Its like an orange on a toothpick.
Very logo worthy. I honestly think it would be hard to fuck tera knowing how many times evan has been through her, how depressing.
OMG, LOGO ME. Her reaction when told she is going out with HCG guy.
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What a fucked up way to find out what my mom is doing in her spare time.
Perfect snipper shot, forward and to the right, look at this, it couldn't be coming from the book depository, forward and to the right.
The coolest mother fucker at the convention. ME.
Porns next big thing, or so they say, who are they you ask, only you know who, who and why is the question we ask, why we ask, who knows?
A voice in my head keeps saying "grab his bling and throw it at the window" over and over. I blame meliss.
I love Lacey.
Perhaps my favorite porn couple ever. Jason Giambi and Barry Bonds.
When i see this i keep hearing "grab his perm and throw it by the window" over and over, i blame meliss.
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the kid from Boy Meets World all grown up.
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LOL thanks boil.
Monkey asks meliss how the convention was and heres the response i got
"Great, you good little turd."
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Anytime you read another tired article about porn going "mainstream," refer them to this thread. The Leo Sayer lookalike is the only guy that's not wearing a wifebeater and blueblockers (the vaginal beard comes with 2005 pre-owned models).
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Anybody else have more pics of the convention? For having no idea what the convention was like......i love the pics!!
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Didn't Missy Monroe wear almost exactly the same thing last year.
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One for the Toemeister General.
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What happened to her face? Holy shit!
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How could we forget the delectable and delightful Haley?
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I'm looking at what's coming out underneath this shirt, and I'm not liking what I'm seeing.
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Gracias Zenman. She is my hot little punk rocker.
I have another little punk rocker fantasy who I like now, too . . . Allie Sin. One hot little tatted up mofo. she needs more piercings, but she'll do. I here AS is only doing g/g now. Cunts cunts cunts!!!!!!!!
BTW, just to bring the wrath upon me . . . . HCG's girl is H-O-T HAWT!!!!!! 
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What happened to her face? Holy shit!
Looks like she took a facial, wiped it up, and forgot to reapply her makeup.
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it's obviously leprosy, it's pretty evident herschel savage, eric everhard and amber lynn have it to based parts of their faces falling off gradually. if this punishment is allah's will, i'm taking flying lessons.
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I'm looking at what's coming out underneath this shirt, and I'm not liking what I'm seeing.
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The chick with the shit on her face doesn't really have it on her face, i just think its the light hitting her cheap sequins (yes i am gay)
and the chick below looks a lot like friday, if it is it appears she now eats all her meals with jewel de nyle. If you are going to put on weight why rock up wearing a barely there top and spandex pants.
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At risk of seeming like an ADT-style simpering fanboy, I must compliment Melissa here. If you can manage to ignore the appearance of Leo Sayer's secret lovechild, this photo shows her looking so much more naturally beautiful than most of the massively made-up, surgically enhanced whores on display.
Of course, a mere photo does not reveal the evil lurking beneath.
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At risk of seeming like an ADT-style simpering fanboy, I must compliment Melissa here. If you can manage to ignore the appearance of Leo Sayer's secret lovechild, this photo shows her looking so much more naturally beautiful than most of the massively made-up, surgically enhanced whores on display.
I totally agree with this. The sultry Melissa is hot, but she seems more natural when she lets her hair down, so to speak. I love the new Melissa a lot more.
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At risk of seeming like an ADT-style simpering fanboy, I must compliment Melissa here. If you can manage to ignore the appearance of Leo Sayer's secret lovechild, this photo shows her looking so much more naturally beautiful than most of the massively made-up, surgically enhanced whores on display.
I totally agree with this. The sultry Melissa is hot, but she seems more natural when she lets her hair down, so to speak. I love the new Melissa a lot more.
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You know they have classes for learning to drive, learning to scuba dive, and skydive. Some of these new whores need get Melissa to teach a workshop on proper pornwhore etiquette.
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You know they have classes for learning to drive, learning to scuba dive, and skydive. Some of these new whores need get Melissa to teach a workshop on proper pornwhore etiquette.
I don't think it's a pornwhore thing, it's a general woman thing. With make-up, less is more. The best make-up is when you don't notice she's wearing any - it's an old cliche, but it's true. When you're starting off with someone who is naturally good-looking, cosmetics should be used to emphasise and enhance those good looks, not obscure and re-paint them.
When Melissa changed her hair, as part of the whole makeover I felt she went a little overboard with the make up. I'm glad she's returned to the more natural look I adore. If it ain't broke, don't fix it!
Sometimes I wonder if some of these girls use make-up as a sort of mask to hide behind. Disregarding the porn context momentarily, if shown that photo of Melissa, I imagine her dad would proudly say "that's my girl!". I doubt Jesse Jane's parents would even recognise her.
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Leo Sayer gets some love!
Why am I not surprised he has his own website?
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That guy makes me think of a young Marjoe Gortner.
 
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I didn't even know Marjoe Gortner recoreded an album until I looked up his picture.
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This thread is exactly why if I ever go to Vegas I'll wear my Nixon mask the entire time. Assuming I can get by security, of course.
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You make me feel like dancing, i wanna dance the night away, great that will be stuck in my head for 2 3/4 days.
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Selena grins inanely as she waits for Kent to come over and tell her what to say.
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Selena grins inanely as she waits for Kent to come over and tell her what to say.
Although i don't know about this i still for some reason find it funny. I want to fuck her left nostril.
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The dude is Wanker Wang.
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This was the dude that was with Gia when she od at the circle bar.I guess he has good drugs. 
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Special K was the culprit, it appears:
Gia Paloma Out of Hospital, Back to Show Floor
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After getting conflicting reports on Gia Paloma's status from the people at Anabolic, Lance Alot came through with the truth, just as he did earlier in the day. He said, again, that Gia was in makeup and would be down in 10 minutes. And she was, right at 4:45, 15 minutes before the show ended for the day. She wasn't 100%, but she immediately drew a big crowd and posed for fan photos for about 15 minutes. Then it was lights out and yours truly and Anabolic's Saki Bomb walked her to dinner. Gia's first post-OD interview coming soon. Let's just hope the recorder worked. No matter what, Gia is fine. And it was a cocaine OD. More coming soon....
ORIGINAL STORY:
Best New Starlet nominee Gia Paloma overdosed at the Venetian's popular Circle Bar Friday night sometime between 10 and 11. The hard-working sexpot, who is also nominated for Best Actress for her work in Wild Things on the Run (Coast To Coast Video); one of her many starring roles, Gia Has a Negro Problem, (LéWood Productions/JM Productions) is up for Best Interracial Release; and Best All-Girl Sex Scene – Video for The Violation of Audrey Hollander (JM Productions; which also stars in the scene were Audrey Hollander, Ashley Blue, Tyla Wynn, Brodi & Kelly Kline). She has been one of the hardest working stars in the business since she ditched her job at Starbucks and ditched her clothes for a life in porno in October of 2003, turning in hundreds of scenes. Last month she even made her directorial debut.
People who witnessed the overdose said that Paloma was reportedly having a hard time walking and standing (suspected and in no way confirmed is that she was taking Ketamine hydrochloride, an animal tranquilizer more popularly known as "Special K"). At one point she fell against (JM Productions owner) Jeff Steward, then onto the floor, completely unconscious. Both Steward and his wife, Sandy, said that Gia looked like she was going to die. No awareness, no ability to speak and probably no memory of the event. Paramedics were called and Paloma was carried through the Venetian on a stretcher.
As of 1:30 this afternoon, sources at Anabolic (where Paloma is signing) confirmed the OD and said she was out of the hospital and in makeup, expected to be back on the floor signing in 30-45 minutes. When JM's Steward was told that she was not only out of the hospital, but would soon be back at the Anabolic booth signing, he shook his head and said, "Now THAT'S a real rock star."
Paloma, who is considered one of the top contenders for Best New Starlet award, has been taking on more work as a makeup artist and last month directed her first video for Corey Jordan's No Boundaries and performing in fewer scenes.
Paloma was unavailable for comment (because she was getting her makeup done for the show floor.
More information when Paloma is back in the booth.
To read her Fresh Off the Bus:
http://www.avninsider.com/stories/giapaloma030504.shtml
For a list of AVN Awards 2005 nominees: http://www.avnawards.com/2005nominees.shtml
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Is there a rule that at least one pornwhore has to overdose at the AVN covention every year? 
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Is it me, or does Ariana look emaciated here.
Don't get me wrong, I still think she's a total hottie.
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This just doesn't feel right.
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Is it me, or does Ariana look emaciated here.
Don't get me wrong, I still think she's a total hottie.
She's on a modified Atkins diet. Lots of protein with $800 of crank a week .
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Is it me, or does Ariana look emaciated here.
Don't get me wrong, I still think she's a total hottie.
She's on a modified Atkins diet. Lots of protein with $800 of crank a week .
She had a pretty high protein intake about a month ago over in Europe...
Wait, wrong hole.
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Okay i demand that 400,000 of these are printed up and handed out in the area of where his parents are rumored to be living.
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Thanks to Monkey for his pic postings 
Attending the AEE can be a real eye opener for porn fans and people in general. In discussions I had with CES colleagues, friends and aquaintances over the weekend, many of them made a comment that I realized several years ago....when you meet them in real life, up close, Porn Chicks are for the most part average in appearance (some slightly above average, some slightly below.) That being said....many of Monkey's pics illustrated this exact point:
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"Oh Sexy Girlfriend!!!!!! The Donger Need Food."
Is it just me or does missy's face look greasier than the Krispy Kreme Donuts Jewel has obviously been gorging on....I love Missy, but she has this Evil-Demonic Meth look in this pic...ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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Thanks to Monkey for his pic postings
Attending the AEE can be a real eye opener for porn fans and people in general. In discussions I had with CES colleagues, friends and aquaintances over the weekend, many of them made a comment that I realized several years ago....when you meet them in real life, up close, Porn Chicks are for the most part average in appearance (some slightly above average, some slightly below.) That being said....many of Monkey's pics illustrated this exact point:
Lighting can make 98% of people look good the exceptions of people who aren't fat that it can't are. Bea Arthur, Judge Judy and Kathy Griffith.
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omg the best non wankus picture ever. Check out the look on the chicks face, she seems really into it, God that guy is hot.
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Special K was the culprit, it appears
That makes more sense. Sounds like a mild "K-hole."
I have to say, for sheer fun value, K is one of the best. It's an adventure just going to the grocery store, with enough of it. Of course, this is all second hand, you know.
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That makes more sense. Sounds like a mild "K-hole."
I have to say, for sheer fun value, K is one of the best. It's an adventure just going to the grocery store, with enough of it. Of course, this is all second hand, you know.
What's the effect? They say it's a tranquilizer, but the way they talk about it doesn't sound like one. Sometimes it sounds like a psychadelic.
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It DOES have some serious psychadelic properties. It is a sub-primate tranq, used most often on animals, but some on humans.
It's not like anything else, so I can't describe it very well. It confuses you about 100 times more than the first time you got really stoned.
I had some very existential experiences, thinking I was transcending this vibrational reality, only to wake up naked halfway outside my apartment's front door with a bunch of the little neighbor Mexican kids standing around looking down at me.
Those people never would invite me for dinner. Racists.
Oh, but that was about 8 years ago, in college.
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Does the lighting make Kyoto look better?
He went back to the room and put on his nametag.
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You know, I'd been wondering what inspired Jesse Jane's look, and then it just dawned on me:
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Thats just weird, i actually thought the other day that i bet smartt has roger rabit bed sheets and then you post this. Im not trying to be funny here (obviously) that thought actually crossed my mind while reading some crap he posted.
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As he collected his prize, Mr Woo expressed his surprise and delight that his bid of $50 and a bottle of Captain Morgan was enough to win Nicole's anal virginity auction.
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smartt doesn't use the roger rabbit sheets--they're for little kids. now he uses his ewok and klingon ones, which is great as now he's got more to talk about with the peasant boys he lures off the streets.
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You don't mention how old your son is, but that's not that important because being Dominican, he will be thrice as slow to develop as a caucasian child anyway-bornyo
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smartt doesn't use the roger rabbit sheets--they're for little kids. now he uses his ewok and klingon ones, which is great as now he's got more to talk about with the peasant boys he lures off the streets.
Yeah i want to know exactly when smartt made the turn towards young boys and trannys here at xxxpt, im guessing it was around the time i pretend to have an affair with xtina when she was 12 and it sent both him and pussypower over the edge. Holy shit that was funny.
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This just doesn't feel right.
According to her website, this "Pamela Anderson lookalike" offers escort service for $500 an hour. For $1000 an hour she says she'll bring along one of her many porn star friends for a threesome. Including this dude (women & couples only):
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Don't forget:
full service, women & couples only
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She has Randy Wright listed just for Monkey.
full service
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to quote the film new jack city when ice-t's cover is blown----"yo nino, I seeeen this motherfucker before". pamela=the mythical medusa. we're calling upon smartt or bjfan to slay her, perseus-style. why? they've got tiny penises like this guy 
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Monkey is this you with gen padova..?
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First off, Cm teagan doesn't look too great in print art form.
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Monkey is this you with gen padova..?
It looks like a cross between bjfan (although hard to tell since ive only seen him with a penis in the way from ground view) and steven st croix. If it was me i would've killed myself a long time ago, or at the very least tried to kill gen as i stood next to her.
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I don't mean to hijack this thread, but does anyone have any idea why Randi Wright dips her head that way in every single pic of herself. Does she think it distinguishes her? Is her neck permenantly craned from sucking too much dick. Back to your regularly scheduled thread.
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I don't mean to hijack this thread, but does anyone have any idea why Randi Wright dips her head that way in every single pic of herself. Does she think it distinguishes her? Is her neck permenantly craned from sucking too much dick. Back to your regularly scheduled thread.
its her pose, like jennifer love hewitt who does the turn her head over her back and whatever paris hilton does, or something. Maybe the view from the front isn't friendly with the botoxed forehead, side view is more flattering.
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First off, Cm teagan doesn't look too great in print art form.
I agree, The Picture of Dorian Gray comes to mind.
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I don't mean to hijack this thread, but does anyone have any idea why Randi Wright dips her head that way in every single pic of herself. Does she think it distinguishes her? Is her neck permenantly craned from sucking too much dick. Back to your regularly scheduled thread.
That's as far as she can lift her head, her skin is already pulled so tight from so much plastic surgery.
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its her pose,
I think Randi calls it Magnum or Blue Steel...
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and whatever paris hilton does
Spread her legs and then claim not to be a skank
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its her pose,
I think Randi calls it Magnum or Blue Steel...
I'd like to give her an orange mocha frappuchino.
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