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Internext Porn Convention Pictures, MONKEY STYLE
#72412 - 01/07/05 08:01 AM
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Im tired so lets get into it
Britney, too many parties, too much sun or perhaps too much porn, she is taking the dreaded hard look turn that happens to all porn stars at some point.
Here is gina lynn's boyfriend/porn performer. Who now spends his whole life trying to look like eminem (how sad) even though he looks NOTHING like him, perhaps he could pass as down syndrome eminem if the real eminem look a like is hired by a different party. If i could bottle the hatred i have for this guy i could end a lot of problems in the middle east, at this point i have no idea where i am or what im talking about, enjoy.
This guy has fucked every major porn star, it seems wrong, doesn't it? He has dead tooth too.
jrv's son, showing his fathers flair for the dramatic.
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的'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
Edited by smelly monkey (01/07/05 08:33 AM)
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That stupid cow who hardcore gossip guy managed to convince that it was a good idea to let him inside of her on a regular basis. Word has it she has a mild case of down syndrome, if thats possible.
AHHHHHH. A perfect opportunity to see how far you could dig a shovel into his neck with one swing and its wasted, Evan the women beating rapist. Hi tera.
Please kill me, i have nothing, i am nothing. Best picture ever, i see such sadness in your eyes (drugged out indian then walks off with plants in hand)
Okay , im here, what booth do i go to sign at?. Puzzled, uninterested guy responds 'umm sorry who are you again?' What do you mean, you said you were going to make me a star when i came to see you last week and that you wanted me to come here and sign, i hadn't heard back from you so i figured it was still on. " ohh yess mary right" no, sarah, "yeah sorry, sarah come with me we will have you over here" (he walks her behind the action where some loose extra promo sheets are , "okay stand here and hand these out" but theres no people here, (guy pretends not to hear her and walks off.
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的'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
Edited by smelly monkey (01/07/05 08:34 AM)
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Jesus Christ. porn the most accepting industry in the world. I have nothing for this except jesus christ, just a mess of epic proportions.
Is it just me or can you see her stopping over at hardcoregossip guys place late at night, its raining out, she knocks on the door " or sorry to come round so late just had to drop these off" Then HCG guy saying come in out of the rain, then it pans to a fire place, a room surrounded in candles, the sound of the rain in the back ground , slowly moves across the room where you see her pale naked body in full view laying ontop of HCG guy's body, unable to move, just laying motionless. What is wrong with me?.
Porn chick making a ADT member's life (jrv's son in background)
The day it all changed for jenna, No longer the masses lined up for an hour to get stuff signed, in fact ron's line is bigger, a hard day, realization sets in.
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的'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
Edited by smelly monkey (01/07/05 08:35 AM)
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Hi there, im having SUCH a great time, thank you.
(taken moments later) Why are you doing this, what do you want, im such a dirty worthless slut, who is turned on by this, AHHH goddd (tear rolls down face) i fucking HATE you, WHYYYYYY, AHHHH OHHHH GODDDD. (had to, sorry)
(check out the shirt)
Granted the guy who did her eye job should be shot and the fact her shirt annoys me greatly and that the black guy is needed to protect them both from weird business man and two drunk dregs in the back id still fuck her, hey her kids have to eat, right?.
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的'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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Krystal steal, looking like krystal steal, She fucked up her boobs, i blame jenna, and im sure they both care.
Carmen trying to steal stuff as always and getting caught in the act, as always.
The moment Luke realized that wankus has lured him to the adam male gay section for a reason. This was the closest we have had to one of our own close enough to do some damage to wankus.
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的'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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funny stuff, monkey. here's my take on the last two...
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Luke looking pissed for getting caught on camera next to that jackass Wankus.
an embarassed Luke politely posing w/ the newest director over @ Evil Angel
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"I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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Krystal & Carmen...WOW 
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PORN.....I love this stuff
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Funny shit. Here's one.
Luke wearily smiles as wankus tries to hand him the cum bong from Evil Angels latest hit flick "Fisting Firemen #9"
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What is there a free buffet at these things- WTF is Wankus eating 
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Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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what happened to the concept of pride and knowing when to fall on your sword? walking around las vegas in a pink ballerina tu-tu holding a funnel while mugging for the camera is the marianas trench of humanity. do you think that guy is swami?
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You don't mention how old your son is, but that's not that important because being Dominican, he will be thrice as slow to develop as a caucasian child anyway-bornyo
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cleetus, "breakdown" is the best song ever-great quote. after that, axl was all dolphins and rock died.
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You don't mention how old your son is, but that's not that important because being Dominican, he will be thrice as slow to develop as a caucasian child anyway-bornyo
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Aww, the love for Effle Anals.
James, it's been years since I listened to rock (except for 70s punk), and probably the last I ever did was GNR, so that's probably true. It's funny to pull out the Use Your Illusion albums and laugh at how fucking pretentious they are now. Every song either turns into an Elton Johnish ballad or ends with Axl doing that suck in "Yow!" If only we had listened more carefully we could have seen his impending transformation into a hermetic crystal-groover.
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What's funny is that in this crowd of suitcase pimps, Evan Seinfeld is an accomplished renaissance man purely for his ability to look like an ex-con without being one.
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What is there a free buffet at these things- WTF is Wankus eating
a fish filet sandwich. that's all he can afford at the moment. he's waiting for ksex to become HUGE! then it'll be lobster every night.
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Thanks for the props Jamesn and Arab- I like Guns-n-Roses and thew quote has so many uses so I figured why not after all I never change my avatar and have to mix something up.
Kyoto, it won't be regular lobster anyway probably only those little jerked off rock lobsters
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axl was already lost to being axl by then-but lies was fucking amazing. nobody's put together 8 songs 15 years later or ten years prior that suceeded in being rock done correctly. nasty blues-based lead guitars and whacked out vocalists are more endangered than those silly fake chinese bears but it was the same shit that makes zepplin, keef and mick, even aerosmith make the radioheads seem disposable a year after they release something. i'm obviously talking in a popular sense-there are exceptions out there but you're not going to catch them on your way to work on fm. most rock bands aren't even doing a good job as cover bands-when kyoto goes on his killing frenzy it better be near the white stripes and the rest of the ripoff artists propped up by arista and co.
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You don't mention how old your son is, but that's not that important because being Dominican, he will be thrice as slow to develop as a caucasian child anyway-bornyo
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Great stuff monkey,great stuff. 
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What's funny is that in this crowd of suitcase pimps, Evan Seinfeld is an accomplished renaissance man purely for his ability to look like an ex-con without being one.
He played one on OZ, does that count.
If i was on that show i would stick him then just say im a method actor, what could they do, who's going to claim they know a washed up b grade musician, well besides tera?.
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的'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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Lauren Phoenix is truly pretty here. She is the only one without ten pounds of clown make-up.
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That scumbag who fucks Tera is a total hypocrite, back in my metal/punk/hardcore daze I saw Biohazard and those racist fucks were ripping "niggers" doing sieg heils and they had a heavy skinhead following at L'Amours in NY. so what?
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