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The Luke Ford Tribute thread
#70051 - 12/22/04 09:31 AM
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Luke has done a great deal for porn gossip (and news i guess) since hitting the porn scene and i felt he deserved his own tribute thread, and since a pictures say a thousand words and garfield has made it clear he doesn't like to read many words it will be a picture thread. Lets go.
achy breaky heart luke.
Gordon Gekko Luke
Romantic walk in the park luke
Undercover 80's cop Luke
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“I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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Ladies man Luke
miami vice luke which also happens to be close to undercover 80's cop luke
I have nothing for this one but its in the top 5 greatest pictures of all time vault now
The confirmation im a jew Luke
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“I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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Sexy Luke
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The what are you doing at my front door monkey luke
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“I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
Edited by smelly monkey (12/22/04 09:41 AM)
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Monkey you fuckin rock. I even forgive you for loving JG
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 That was awesome. Well done, Monkey.
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Outstanding. 
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'' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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I read this earlier but just now calmed down enough to comment. Might be one of your best SM.
I like posts without too many words and lots of pictures.
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Well done sir,well done.
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Dreams are like rainbows,only idiots chase them.
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I remember when I started reading lukeford.com he had some pics of himself pressing the barrel of a gun to his head. i couldn't find them in the archives, though. Those would be nifty to see.
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Smelly Monkey = Luke Ford
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all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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Quote:
Smelly Monkey = Luke Ford
Luke doesn't seem to have a sense of humor, does he? Whereas Monkey does (at least in my opinion).
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"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me.
Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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i cherapen the thread by posting in it, but who punched that blond chick in the face before the pic?
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i did, so what?
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You don't mention how old your son is, but that's not that important because being Dominican, he will be thrice as slow to develop as a caucasian child anyway-bornyo
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Smelly Monkey = Luke Ford
LOL, like ron jermey was ron jermey here, LOL. I can prove im not luke in one sentence
Jewish people suck ass.
theres no WAY luke posts that even as a joke.
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“I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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if anyone has 6 bucks they got from santa--spend it on the downloadable version of luke's book. it's silly-entertaining and the writing isn't as bad as you'd find in the new yorker or anything. how can you not love something that opens with luke being attacked by a chain-weilding hustler editor then having his head repeatedly smashed into a metal pole?
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You don't mention how old your son is, but that's not that important because being Dominican, he will be thrice as slow to develop as a caucasian child anyway-bornyo
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LOL, like ron jermey was ron jermey here, LOL. I can prove im not luke in one sentence
Jewish people suck ass.
theres no WAY luke posts that even as a joke.
He likes being a heretic, though. It's in his blood.
What I find annoying is that Luke made the leap from atheist to full-blown Ultrazionist in about three days. It reminds me of all of those hippies that became the best Republicans, like Jerry Rubin or David Horowitz. They're not happy with reasoned positions or admitting ignorance but need to be at the front of the police cordon, cheering on the cops while hippies get their heads bashed in. Those of us who don't like dirty hippies just don't have anything to do with their patchouli-smelling selves. It's the converts with their new-found (but deeply held) beliefs who are pointing out how they're a menace to order and the future of Western civilization.
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never thought i'd see the day where monkey kissess Puke Ford's ass to the point of a rimjob.
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More Lukes...
Guess Star on "Are You Being Served?" Luke (with HIV+ co-star!)
Luke applies for a job as my paralegal, shows me his resume.
Paul Fishbein shows his love for Luke
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