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I love ADT
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I know that many people here hate ADT with a passion, but I've always felt the two forums can coexist in a sort of symbiotic relationship. I'll always post much more here, however on occasion I feel that ADT provides a more fertile audience for a particular line of discussion.
My current theme of the moment on ADT is empowering women.
I love ADT. I love the fact that 36 posts into the thread and in relation to one specific point, someone has the nerve to ask me "Were you being sarcastic here?"
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Yes, Ivor. That thread is outstanding. Sarcasm is best when it mocks the people who don't get it.
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adt doesnt cater to the brightest people , in fact you might say adt is the short bus of message boards . 
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That is because it is run by a fucking moron. The bitch that handles ADT (Steph) is the 2nd dumbest cunt (just behind Katja Kassin) on the internet.
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What's ADT? 
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Well if you enjoy it thats okay. I don't so i will ask who's adt?. 
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ADT is the land of locked threads and banned posters.
Jules Jordan and Chico Wanker got into a fight ... and a mod locked the threads and told them to quit. Huh? Disagreements between them isn't of interest to a porn forum? At least they didn't ban Jules, although they did ban his avatar.
There are also a bunch of Venus fans and several who use her as their avatar, including a mod. And nobody seems to have noticed she changed agents, or asked Spiegler why ...
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I like those porn star arguements over there before they get locked down- fun while they last. There are good points to every board this one just happens to fit me the best it seems. 
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(me)   (steph telling me to stop)
 (jrv's dead body with a stretched asshole to the exact width of garfield's cock)
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ADT sucks, if I had the power to kill people over the internet I would.
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Adt is cool, its just people like wankus and steph that stink. Wait ADT is the place where all the 40 somethings plan porn vacations together right?. Ohh if thats the case yeah that place sucks. i need sleep, fo real.
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Stop talking bad about Steph. How big are her hooters I wonder? Anybody have any other pics other that the one that arab posts from mad max
I will say that I haven't posted there in a while but when I did Drew was alright to me at least, I had no contact with Steph at all.
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Don't know if you have seen this pic or not, but here is one of Steph standing next to Sydnee Steele.
She looks like one of those desperate girls from high school that only got sex when they were lucky enough to get gang raped by the football team.
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hi. i'm one of those girls who babysat on weekends when i was 18 to hide the fact i had no friends. i have the coolest l.l. bean backpack and bad skin, isn't it funny that i run a sex website, hehe...snort!
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hi. i'm one of those girls who babysat on weekends when i was 18 to hide the fact i had no friends. i have the coolest l.l. bean backpack and bad skin, isn't it funny that i run a sex website, hehe...snort!
God thats true i remember the girl who babysat me when i was like 9 or 10 for a while and then seeing her 5 years later, it was just weird for all. I was an asshole back then too. Back to the point sydnee steele is mantastic i love her maybe i am gay or turned myself gay?. I wish i was there then i would run over and pull off two of those weird metal things on sydnee's shirt and stab steph to death with them then just run.
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by ten or eleven, i could sense there was something wrong with 18-year old babysitters. like a deformed zebra, their herd had left them behind to have fun-i used to actually look forward to those opportunities. my sister and i would usually get the cops to come every fourth-fifth time or at least destroy some couch that cost as much as a decent car. the best was getting pulled over by state troopers because i whipped up a "CALL 911, KIDNAPPED!" sign to flash at every passing vehicle.
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You know this happens to them at every house, why do they keep doing it?, the pay is shit and you have to put up with assholes all the time, Unless you are one of those swedish ones thats hired by rich important people with better things to do then raise kids.
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When I was seven, I went with my parents on vacation to Washingtin DC. They went out to eat with some friends one night, and hired a babysitter to come to the hotel room.
When they got back that night the babysitter was hancuffed to the heater, and I was walking around downtown DC.
I don't remember much beyond asking her if she wanted to play a fun hide and go seek game. I was innocent enough. I should have fucked her.
Needless to say, the girl was traumatized. She had been there for almost wo hours when my parents finally returned.
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by ten or eleven, i could sense there was something wrong with 18-year old babysitters. like a deformed zebra, their herd had left them behind to have fun-i used to actually look forward to those opportunities. my sister and i would usually get the cops to come every fourth-fifth time or at least destroy some couch that cost as much as a decent car. the best was getting pulled over by state troopers because i whipped up a "CALL 911, KIDNAPPED!" sign to flash at every passing vehicle.
she like banging your dad on the car ride home.
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doubt it, my dad became a tranny and left us when i was 15
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i was slow for my age. tony t. slow.
i think i had exclusively-mediocre babysitters for exactly that reason, my mom had no power over cute secretaries he's always had but i'm guessing she chose sitters based only on how dumpy they looked. that explains the whole michael jackson chapter of my life, i'll send you the bill and some amphetamines from my therapist kami.
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Posted - Dec 23 2004 : 10:34:53 AM Show Profile Email Poster Edit Message Reply w/QuoteI figured I would set teh record straight on the reason for the removal of JM Productions from our price search. Most people think it's because of the actions of one of their owners here in the forum. That's not it. They were removed after an email was forwarded to me from Rog, who we are partners with in his two sites. This is a snippet from that email sent by Jeff Steward to Rog:
so i cant go to your site from my office.at home i have no problem getting on your site.hmmmm,looks like that cunt steph is calling the shots on your site.she blocks my ip address,but did she tell you?Was this something you asked her to do or did she take that upon herself to decide who can and cant go to your web page?this is just more proof that steph and drew are not the good people you think they are.they are pure evil dude and i have made it my mission to expose them as the nazi fucks they are.dont even bother covering up for them.if you told them to block my ip address then fuck you and if not and you contunie to have any dealings with them,then you are a complete waste of space.oh well.this site does better and better everyday with more and more posters.soon we will be lanching our price search portion on this site and slowly but surely we will take all of adt's traffic.karma is a motherfucker and i will not rest untill those two are homeless and eating garbage from trash cans.i have the money,i have the contacts and i have the skills to make it happen.watch and see....
We will not help support a person or company who states that their goal is to put us out of business.
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Posted - Dec 23 2004 : 10:34:53 AM Show Profile Email Poster Edit Message Reply w/QuoteI figured I would set teh record straight on the reason for the removal of JM Productions from our price search. Most people think it's because of the actions of one of their owners here in the forum. That's not it. They were removed after an email was forwarded to me from Rog, who we are partners with in his two sites. This is a snippet from that email sent by Jeff Steward to Rog:
so i cant go to your site from my office.at home i have no problem getting on your site.hmmmm,looks like that cunt steph is calling the shots on your site.she blocks my ip address,but did she tell you?Was this something you asked her to do or did she take that upon herself to decide who can and cant go to your web page?this is just more proof that steph and drew are not the good people you think they are.they are pure evil dude and i have made it my mission to expose them as the nazi fucks they are.dont even bother covering up for them.if you told them to block my ip address then fuck you and if not and you contunie to have any dealings with them,then you are a complete waste of space.oh well.this site does better and better everyday with more and more posters.soon we will be lanching our price search portion on this site and slowly but surely we will take all of adt's traffic.karma is a motherfucker and i will not rest untill those two are homeless and eating garbage from trash cans.i have the money,i have the contacts and i have the skills to make it happen.watch and see....
We will not help support a person or company who states that their goal is to put us out of business.
I LOVE THIS POST . JEFF YOU RULE .
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i've made 2 posts about kiddie-snuff since reading this.
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Posted - Dec 23 2004 : 10:34:53 AM Show Profile Email Poster Edit Message Reply w/QuoteI figured I would set teh record straight on the reason for the removal of JM Productions from our price search. Most people think it's because of the actions of one of their owners here in the forum. That's not it. They were removed after an email was forwarded to me from Rog, who we are partners with in his two sites. This is a snippet from that email sent by Jeff Steward to Rog:
so i cant go to your site from my office.at home i have no problem getting on your site.hmmmm,looks like that cunt steph is calling the shots on your site.she blocks my ip address,but did she tell you?Was this something you asked her to do or did she take that upon herself to decide who can and cant go to your web page?this is just more proof that steph and drew are not the good people you think they are.they are pure evil dude and i have made it my mission to expose them as the nazi fucks they are.dont even bother covering up for them.if you told them to block my ip address then fuck you and if not and you contunie to have any dealings with them,then you are a complete waste of space.oh well.this site does better and better everyday with more and more posters.soon we will be lanching our price search portion on this site and slowly but surely we will take all of adt's traffic.karma is a motherfucker and i will not rest untill those two are homeless and eating garbage from trash cans.i have the money,i have the contacts and i have the skills to make it happen.watch and see....
We will not help support a person or company who states that their goal is to put us out of business
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jeff=simp
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Normally it takes a lot more, but that really offends me - to the core. Please tell me why you think I'm Smartt- what in the hell have I done to make you think that?
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Posted - Dec 23 2004 : 10:34:53 AM Show Profile Email Poster Edit Message Reply w/QuoteI figured I would set teh record straight on the reason for the removal of JM Productions from our price search. Most people think it's because of the actions of one of their owners here in the forum. That's not it. They were removed after an email was forwarded to me from Rog, who we are partners with in his two sites. This is a snippet from that email sent by Jeff Steward to Rog:
so i cant go to your site from my office.at home i have no problem getting on your site.hmmmm,looks like that cunt steph is calling the shots on your site.she blocks my ip address,but did she tell you?Was this something you asked her to do or did she take that upon herself to decide who can and cant go to your web page?this is just more proof that steph and drew are not the good people you think they are.they are pure evil dude and i have made it my mission to expose them as the nazi fucks they are.dont even bother covering up for them.if you told them to block my ip address then fuck you and if not and you contunie to have any dealings with them,then you are a complete waste of space.oh well.this site does better and better everyday with more and more posters.soon we will be lanching our price search portion on this site and slowly but surely we will take all of adt's traffic.karma is a motherfucker and i will not rest untill those two are homeless and eating garbage from trash cans.i have the money,i have the contacts and i have the skills to make it happen.watch and see....
We will not help support a person or company who states that their goal is to put us out of business.
I love the fact that im so under this guys skin that he spent his holiday weekend thinking about little old me.
While the rest of us where opening our gifts and ejoying time with friends and family,Drew was probably beating his wife and kicking his dog. Hate is a powerful drug Drew,enjoy it.
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That's what I thought at first. That's Drew's profile at ADT. He enrolled then.
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While the rest of us where opening our gifts and ejoying time with friends and family,Drew was probably beating his wife and kicking his dog. Hate is a powerful drug Drew,enjoy it.
LOL
There's trouble in Shiny Happy Porno People Land! I wonder if they devote five minutes from every staff meeting to an intelligence briefing on what Jeff is up to. I mean, aside from the 20 minutes squishing the donuts to find the ones with strawberry filling, and the other 30 working out travel arrangements and customized t-shirt designs for their Non-Sexual ADT Convention Playdate.
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Drinks on me all night to the first person who PMs me, convinces me they won't kill me, meets me AND can tell me why this paricular post is so f'ing funny
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Drinks on me all night to the first person who PMs me, convinces me they won't kill me, meets me AND can tell me why this paricular post is so f'ing funny
It just dawned on me that we have a wider audience. I no for a fact that paricular is spelled particular.
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That's what I thought at first. That's Drew's profile at ADT. He enrolled then.
I should giveup on trying to be witty
Don't do it on my account.
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I love the fact that im so under this guys skin that he spent his holiday weekend thinking about little old me.
While the rest of us where opening our gifts and ejoying time with friends and family,Drew was probably beating his wife and kicking his dog. Hate is a powerful drug Drew,enjoy it.
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There's trouble in Shiny Happy Porno People Land! I wonder if they devote five minutes from every staff meeting to an intelligence briefing on what Jeff is up to. I mean, aside from the 20 minutes squishing the donuts to find the ones with strawberry filling, and the other 30 working out travel arrangements and customized t-shirt designs for their Non-Sexual ADT Convention Playdate.
Play date without a doubt. For those nerds it's 'A Celebration Of Masturbation'. I can't imagine them spending too much time trying to pick-up on chicks in the casino during non-convention hours. However, I can buy the idea of all of them pounding their puds to a prized autographed DVD sleeve in their dimly lit Budget Suites.  
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I suspect it's even worse than that. I'm thinking they'll have ADT laminated passes and nametags so they can spot fellow members of the tribe across the crowded floor.
"Hello, OrgazzzmBoy. I am DrippyXXX. Pleased to meet you. Would you like to gaze at my Seka autograph album while I retire to the lavoratory stall?"
ADT Moderator or Chief Greeter at Wal-Mart? There's a certain lobotomized haziness in those otherwise bright-eyed and bushytail types that make you wonder if the Walton family hasn't already begun their takeover of the porn industry boards.
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However, I can buy the idea of all of them pounding their puds to a prized autographed DVD sleeve in their dimly lit Budget Suites.
How did you know I was staying at the budget suites?
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I suspect it's even worse than that. I'm thinking they'll have ADT laminated passes and nametags so they can spot fellow members of the tribe across the crowded floor.
"Hello, OrgazzzmBoy. I am DrippyXXX. Pleased to meet you. Would you like to gaze at my Seka autograph album while I retire to the lavoratory stall?"
ADT Moderator or Chief Greeter at Wal-Mart? There's a certain lobotomized haziness in those otherwise bright-eyed and bushytail types that make you wonder if the Walton family hasn't already begun their takeover of the porn industry boards.
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OMG. Im all in favor of a adt thread set up for jamesn and arab to fill it with gems like this and adding links to serious threads of arranging meetings with fellow members there for all to laugh at.
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的'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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Where is my frickin T-shirt?
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Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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I got mine.
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i hate adt
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的'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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and yet I bet they love you
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and yet I bet they love you
Why do you say that?. What have they said, whats been said. They like me , right?. Why wouldn't they like me, im a nice guy, who doesn't like me (lb and to the left)
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的'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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i was going through xxxpt withdrawl for a few days, but as soon as i leave this godforsaken french glacier i'm ordering so many adt t-shirts and distributing them to the local homeless with booze and a turkey. conditional upon wearing it proudly while exposing themselves to old ladies and committing more misdemeanors than missy eliot. you can't buy this kind of PR, there's just no substitute for product placement involving a hobo's genitals and strangers.
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You don't mention how old your son is, but that's not that important because being Dominican, he will be thrice as slow to develop as a caucasian child anyway-bornyo
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It is a good idea Jamesn, it seemed to work in the classic movie- OC and Stiggs
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