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He's been inside you.
Your point being ...
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"Whoever finds the interpretations of these sayings will not experience Death." - Didymus Judas Thomas
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You throw like a girl. 
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Didymus Judas Thomas
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You throw like a girl.
I think most girls would be insulted by that!
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"Whoever finds the interpretations of these sayings will not experience Death." - Didymus Judas Thomas
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You throw like a girl.
I think most girls would be insulted by that!
No fatass, most guys would be insulted by that. Otherwise there wouldn't be a masturbating banana after it. Get a fucking clue.
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You throw like a girl.
I think most girls would be insulted by that!
No fatass, most guys would be insulted by that. Otherwise there wouldn't be a masturbating banana after it. Get a fucking clue.
Like I would know what you masturbate to?
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"Whoever finds the interpretations of these sayings will not experience Death." - Didymus Judas Thomas
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Holly Randall
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You throw like a girl.
(sigh) Yes I know. I thought that playing catch with my dogs would give me some kind of super-girl arm strength, but I was sorely mistaken. Hey, at least I hit the target! 
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I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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More whacking material for me. 
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 Zen, people will start calling you 'The Tritone Of Anal' if you're not careful! --DanG
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Holly Randall
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My gallery is up-- I tried to make the photo story of me dunking Luke flow. I missing a pic of me actually throwing the ball, but I think it reads. 
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Zen, people will start calling you 'The Tritone Of Anal' if you're not careful! --DanG
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Who's this whore? She's kind of cute.
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Zen, people will start calling you 'The Tritone Of Anal' if you're not careful! --DanG
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Holly Randall
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Who's this whore? She's kind of cute.
That's Alejandra, David Stanley's girlfriend. She's a sweetheart-- a great photographer and stylist. I'm going to hopefully have her style on some of my sets-- she already does so for David's movies.
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HI-LARIOUS! The short haired wench looks like she is paired with a drunker version of Sasha. 
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Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. --The Simpsons
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That's Alejandra, David Stanley's girlfriend.
I thought David was still cutting himself over being dumped by Ashley Blue. Didn't she file a police report on him for internet stalking? 
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Holly Randall
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That's Alejandra, David Stanley's girlfriend.
I thought David was still cutting himself over being dumped by Ashley Blue. Didn't she file a police report on him for internet stalking?
Eh, there are two sides to every story (not that I know either one, really). I like David-- he invited me to his set last week and I had a blast. I've found him to be nothing but pleasant to be around.
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I may be completely off on this, but to me it looks like Luke brings out something special in Holly.
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Who invited Carny Wilson????
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I don't care about Holly's looks, or that she dunked Luke, or anything trivial like that. I just want -- no need -- to know what was going through Luke's head when he got dressed that morning, looked himself over in the mirror, and then decided that he was comfortable facing the public looking that way.
Talk about being in two different leagues Holly you look like you are in the NFL were Luke looks like he is playing for a shitty European arena football league...God I still can't fathom what he did to get you to agree to actually let him stick the snotty end of his fuck stick anywhere near you...
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Talk about being in two different leagues Holly you look like you are in the NFL were Luke looks like he is playing for a shitty European arena football league...God I still can't fathom what he did to get you to agree to actually let him stick the snotty end of his fuck stick anywhere near you...
Not to insult Luke, because we get along fairly well these days (especially since I got to release all my anger towards him in the dunk tank), but I was drinking VERY heavily then and my judgment was waaaaay off. We are obviously a match NOT made in heaven.
And to clarify, I don't mean this from a physical point of view-- i.e. I think I'm too hot for him or anything like that, because I don't. I just mean that emotionally and mentally we are not right for each other.
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.. but I was drinking VERY heavily then and my judgment was waaaaay off. We are obviously a match NOT made in heaven.
I like these stories of you drinking. What were you drinking? Beer or spirits? And were you stumbling all over the place and shouting incoherently?
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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.. but I was drinking VERY heavily then and my judgment was waaaaay off. We are obviously a match NOT made in heaven.
I like these stories of you drinking. What were you drinking? Beer or spirits? And were you stumbling all over the place and shouting incoherently?
Vodka, mostly. Plus beer, plus wine, and basically anything that was available at the time (except Gin, I can't touch that stuff). Most of the time I was able to hold it together in public-- though many who have seen me at awards shows, the AVN convention, etc, will tell you I was barely able-- the fun part was when I got home and there was no decorum to uphold, nor anybody who lived with me to tell me I'd had enough. The sad look in my dog's eyes were just not enough to stop me. It was ugly, I won't lie. 
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