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The Camera of Death Vs Nikki Hunter's Benefit
#228490 - 04/20/07 05:18 PM
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First things first. I want to make it clear that I'm fully behind the benefit drive for Nikki, and wish her a speedy recovery. The fact that all of these images were taken at her benefit is not the reason they're here in the Cage. That's purely down to the skills of the man behind the camera, Luke Ford. His ability to catch a girl looking at her best is truly uncanny. Prepare yourselves for a long post. He took way too many shots. Again.
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"Did someone say Luke Ford was here with his camera? Where?!"
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'Place Cum Here'
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The Dark Knight Rebounds
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The latest fashion craze: porn star romper suits
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This is Arielle and her date. Is he thinking "I'm so going to fuck your ass later baby" or "Look at you, parading yourself for their amusement. You sicken me" or "I can hit that and still get back to the bar by 10". You decide.
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"Oh honey, you haven't put on a bunch of weight, it just shrank in the wash. Probably."
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'While she plays with her underwear, I'm so jacking her purse'
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As he was taking this pic, Luke asked "What's your name honey?"
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Shapeless dress? Check. Underwear showing? Check. Strangely pointless tat? Check. Come on in, baby.
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If you can't see the drapes at your local Chinese restaurant, at least you know she looks good in them.
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If you can't see the drapes in your local Indian restaurant, demand a fucking refund.
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"I am delighted to be here promoting LADirect"
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Penny Flame (hat) doing her Robbye Bentley impersonation
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Proof that Luke owns the Camera of Death: this is Tory Lane.
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The Camera of Death meets The Hand of Doom!
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Like a Porsche Boxster, it's hard to tell if she is moving forwards or backwards
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After a charity auction, Marcus proudly wears his genuine GI Joe suit
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Mohair really tests Luke's focus skills
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One of these girls is saying "I got nothing!"
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Nautica makes her point using only her chin.
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A hush settled over the crowd when a tall, bald bearded man of unknown sexual orientation arrived. He used to be quite important, apparently.
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When woken early from hibernation the elusive Mullen can take some time to reach operating temperature
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It was nice of their granma to take them to the prom.
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The porn star emotional playbook gamut is run from A to...B.
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And there were sluts there, too. Excellent.
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70s sensation Abba provided the music
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With Jesse Jackson in attendance, Don Imus has been airbrushed from this image.
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From RIGHT to LEFT: Eenie, meenie, minie, NO!
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Yes, they're ample, but why the hell not?
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Wow. Just wow.
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Ah, Natalie Heck...could be in a bit of legal hot water when she comes back to the UK if the rumours are true. 
By the way, am I the only one who finds it unremittingly cheap and tacky that Derek Hay has got his girls dressed up in branded gear advertising LA Direct at a charity benefit? 
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nice work conky.
i have no doubt i would fuck the stevens sisters- it's my attraction to jewish girls with big cans.
Edited by Eddie Normous (04/20/07 08:37 PM)
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I'm with you, Eddie. You can't beat a bit of chunky lovin' and you know that buffet is the only way to go for dinner with sturdy framed chicks like that.
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By the way, am I the only one who finds it unremittingly cheap and tacky that Derek Hay has got his girls dressed up in branded gear advertising LA Direct at a charity benefit?
Kinda what I was thinking. I saw a couple of girls in Naughty America clothes too.
Best dressed of the night goes to Nautica Thorn, IMO.
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Penny Flame is the Alyson Hannigan of porn, and has some of the best natural tits I have ever seen. The only real flaw I see on her is the awful tattoo in the middle of her back. Hmmm... maybe she should sign up with The Star Factory -- Monstar seems to have a thing for representing chicks who have willingly blemished their spine region.
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Is that Cassie Courtland? Christ, do her legs look fat in comparison to older photos?
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coke here please
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Kick ass as usual Conky. 
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Fuck me....!
That is a lot of ugly fuckin people...... 
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Fuck me....!
That is a lot of ugly fuckin people......
and live are uglier 
photoshop make miracles
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Thats too fucking funny. Great quotes.
I was sad I missed this one. So glad that Luke can capture the real essence of a porn prom though.
Porn = smoke & mirrors.
Michael
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Thats too fucking funny. Great quotes.
I was sad I missed this one. So glad that Luke can capture the real essence of a porn prom though.
Porn = coke & mirrors.
Michael
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Is that Cassie Courtland? Christ, do her legs look fat in comparison to older photos?
Luke's camerawork makes it hard to tell, but my guess would be Jennifer Dark (Czech girl).
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From RIGHT to LEFT: Eenie, meenie, minie, NO!
So do Whitney/Britney make him where the Princess Leia slave costume or does he say "Jabba, you will release my friends!"
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From RIGHT to LEFT: Eenie, meenie, minie, NO!
So do Whitney/Britney make him where the Princess Leia slave costume or does he say "Jabba, you will release my friends!"
He looks more like a Salacious Crumb kind of guy to me...maybe a Bibb Fortuna on a good day.
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