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My Interest in Holly's Vagina...
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...Is great, no doubt, but it is offset by the fact that I've never actually met the woman, nor probably will anytime soon...still, against the backdrop of porn, porn whores, and their well known idiotic predilections and behavior, Holly stands out as eminently desirable (and sane) for all the reasons I (and others) have gone out of our way to describe.
It's nice to be singled out on someone's rant to Luke:
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I am not passing moral judgment. I just feel sorry for her. Very sorry. Take the hard road Holly. Write a book. Disband. Stop listening to idiots like DABURG who are confuse their interest in your vagina with photograpic greatness (and "hottness".)
And so what? Big deal...I am sure, like all human beings, Holly has her share of annoying habits and traits, but I am fortunate to be familiar with NONE of them...I only see the positive, and another thing I see is her work and skill as a photographer. I am not bowled over by it, but it is obvious she has talent. But in order to not seem disingenuous, my interest in her Vagina > my interest in her skill as a photographer. They are certainly not... "confused"...
I would love, however, if she took a shot at writing, based on her own experiences and knowledge, about porn, her life, and anything else she cares to elaborate upon...because while Vagina > Photography..... Holly's Mind > Holly's Vagina, at least in my own interest.
So who is "Kaiser" anyway?
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Presumably, Holly's genitals are now part of the Luke Ford Hollywood Experience. Or will be, if Luke can ever save up enough to buy a bus and travel round, Kramer-style.
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If men ever learned to tell the difference, in advance, between their interest in a woman's vagina and their interest in everything else about that woman, it would fundamentally change the entire nature of human society.
I don't just mean fanbois who convince themselves that they are in love with the latest Flavor of the Month, I also mean the "hot chick from accounting", who you convince yourself is a really interesting person even though your interest in her personality would drop to somewhere around zero the morning after...
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I saw this earlier. It was nice of Kaiser to mention you by screen name, no such thing as bad publicity, eh?
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I saw this earlier. It was nice of Kaiser to mention you by screen name, no such thing as bad publicity, eh?
Yeah I guess, 'cept the shithead had to call me an idiot....wait, is this the KAISER from last year who tried to stick it up my ass when I defended holly on some other case of Luke's FOOT_IN_MOUTH disease? He posted here briefly, then i think Cassandra sunk her claws in him because he criticized her too??? Damn, I should have taken my Ginseng today.
...I better call Mr. Flynt and get his take on this.
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I'd say she has one of those ax wound pussies, sans the big meatflaps I like so much. After many years of watching porn, I can tell what a girl's pussy looks like just from from her face and body style. Holly, it's up to you to prove me wrong.
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Burg, this thread would've been so much better if it had read
My Interest in Holly's Vagina...
...is purely academic.
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Yeah it's the same Kaiser... Anyhow I'm sure Luke will come up with someone more interesting to post about since I'm not as exciting and reckless sober. Anyhow, I'm back and of course one of the first things I did was hit up my local garden nursery (and no, I did not buy that ridiculous hat):
Also I have been writing... I've been keeping a journal while I was gone, and my father is encouraging me to start a book (yes, I know EVERYONE is writing a book). I'm also doing a monthly column for Xbiz Video magazine-- my first one came out in the February issue, and my next one (about my battle with alcoholism-- gasp!) is coming out in the March issue.
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I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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Of course holly, the Hat and glasses are obviously a disguise ... too bad they didnt work as this next photo indicates.
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Holly just got that look in her eye and swagger in her step that make a nigga like me know she got magic between them leg. them powers could possibly lead to the health and healing of my nigga db. pleas holly aid db into recovery so that nigga live long and destroy many bitches years down the road. Holly give them cripple leg sexual healin!
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Of course holly, the Hat and glasses are obviously a disguise ... too bad they didnt work as this next photo indicates.
You beat me to it, Da Burg.... 
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I'm also doing a monthly column for Xbiz Video magazine-- my first one came out in the February issue, and my next one (about my battle with alcoholism-- gasp!) is coming out in the March issue.
i bet (and hope) that drives Luke mad!!!
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Would the bus fit in Holly's vagina? hmmm...
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Presumably, Holly's genitals are now part of the Luke Ford Hollywood Experience. Or will be, if Luke can ever save up enough to buy a bus and travel round, Kramer-style.
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Holly Randall shopping for new hoe's to photograph.
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Holly Randall shopping for new hoe's to photograph.
LOL, that's a good one.
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Holly Randall shopping for new hoe's to photograph.
LOL, that's a good one.
Glad you like it.
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Just recieved the March '07 Xbiz Video mag with my rehab article in it. Check it out if you're interested.
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Is it online?
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You can sign up for it online and then read it through the Zinio reader. That way, when a new issue comes out you can download it right away. I think if you visit Xbiz there are directions on how to do it.
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