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Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
#195906 - 12/03/06 05:07 PM
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Most people wouldn't believe it but when Luke went to the KSEX Listener(s?) choice awards he snapped a picture that enabled police to capture a purse-snatcher. The perp tried to play it off at first but when the reality of the flash set in he went ballistic and chased Luke thru the room scattering whores and the fans in attendance.
Tensions were high until Zenman was able to reunite the purse with it's owner. Luke got free water and some celery sticks to dip in the wing-sauce. (He doesn't eat fowl).
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I think this is Cameron Cain. As far as I know she retired last year or so. Nice cans on this girl to be sure and she did some great scenes. She's lookin good.
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Joey Buttafuoco sure has a pretty blonde girlfriend. I wonder who he's gonna make her shoot in the face?
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Joey Buttafuoco sure has a pretty blonde girlfriend. I wonder who he's gonna make her shoot in the face?
Maybe your avatar could give him a few ideas? 
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I think this is Cameron Cain. As far as I know she retired last year or so. Nice cans on this girl to be sure and she did some great scenes. She's lookin good.
I don't think that's her... I've shot Cameron and this girl looks much older. But it's been awhile, so I might be wrong.
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This picture is supposed to be in the original post.
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There's a lot wrong with this picture. It's like Danny Devito as the Penguin interviews Jack Nicholson as the Joker while Heidi Pike looks on.
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I think it is her. At one point she got really skinny, but it looks like since she retired she cleaned up her act and put on a little weight. She looks good.
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He captioned this "Rob Spallone and his girlfriend Leah". She's hot.
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Holly, don't EVER dispute my savant-like abilities to identify porn girls again. j/k  Her teeth, smile, chin, nose say its her and I have spent my fair share of time "watching" her. 
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There's a lot wrong with this picture. It's like Danny Devito as the Penguin interviews Jack Nicholson as the Joker while Heidi Pike looks on.
Buddy, there's only one person in that pic that looks like Danny Devito as The Penguin, and it ain't the guy holding the microphone...
Separated at birth, I tell ya....as for the interviewee, looks like Ace Ventura era Jim Carrey with a bad heroin habit to me. 
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Is that Jeff Conaway being interviewed?
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In the pictures with the purse I would like to point out that it is a similar purse, but not the same. Look at the strap.
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Is that Jeff Conaway being interviewed?
Yes. Always nice to see middle aged men desperately hanging on to their youth, Hey Jeff, Grease came out 28 years ago and it wasn't even cool then, so what's with the greaser hair and leather jacket?
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Jeff Conaway meltdown
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I gotta get me some of those fucking Benadryls.
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Batman interviews Jason Curious, known to most as "that freaky guy who wears blue lipstick and pink hair."
You could also title this: Guy LeDouche from Most Extreme Challenge interviews Clay Aiken from American Idol.
I like Monica Mayhem. She's a redhead to start with, nice tits, and she can even drop the few lines of required gonzo-dialogue without sounding like an idiot.
But the "flaming wrist" tattoss have to go. Who started this idea...it looks like she got sunburned wearning ski gloves. It also screams of indecision in the tat shop.
[Tatoo artist] So what do you want me to draw?
[MM] Ummm...ahhh...I don't know...I just need to fit in with my porn friends...
[Tatoo artist, smirking] I could draw some hot-rod flames on your wrists.
[MM] Oh, COOL! Do that!
Luke has hypnotized nasty Nikki Hunter and Lexi Lamour into dreaming of a world without porn. Suddenly they are startled back into consciousness by the realization this would mean actually working. I think that's called the KL 'Itis.
 They are both actually quite  -worthy on video.
I thought this was Keri Windsor with a bad facial until it was revealad as Sunset Thomas? Damn. I don't want to burst any bubbles for the fans out there...but psst...sometimes ex-pornwhores become prostitutes 
Younger Mika Tan with baby fat...charming in a kinky way. Mika Tan with bolt-ons...not as cute but still nice. Mika Tan with P/S, bolt-ons and those child-bearing thighs...acceptable, but keep up the gym membership.
Mia Smiles' eyes look too shifty, like later in life she will commit Hyapatia Lee-style insurance fraud.
And how can this be a KSEX thread without a bad picture of Wankus?
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All I can say is: "Brandon Irons you are one sharp dresser."
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Jeff Conaway meltdown
That is the most entertaining 5 minutes in literally months of internet surfing. 
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First off, I'd like to congratulate Rob S. on his new promotion to Head Grease Ball at Jiffy Lube. Only in America can hard work, determination, and a pronounced eyebrow ridge get you ahead in life.
Her face looks like it was assembled from lesser whore faces.
This girl is fashionably retarded.
She must be... I mean her plastic surgeon must be working overtime. She's pushing what 40+?
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