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Corruption Party Pictures Monkey Style
#192246 - 11/12/06 11:05 PM
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Before I start theres a fucking rap song out now all about women putting on jeans, putting on and wearing jeans, jesus.
For those following at home we have reached the stage of the movie where he has completely lost his mind and wants to assassinate a politician but not before he kills stormy's (jodie foster) suitcase pimp (member of d grade motley crue type band playing the low end club circuit in la). Monstar proving hes always 2 months off the cutting edge, this look is on its last legs.
I thought she was daring and went for it with this look, she came strong with the clean denim jeans and the nice white tank top, accessorized nicely the the simple but elegant necklace , i wasn't a big fan of the old lady wool number but she gets high, high marks from working the 1939 polish concentration camp face, which with the boom in meth is the hot look this summer.
and again from a different angle, shes really working it, shes giving that im not sure whats going to come out the shower look and the please take me just let my children go expression which I don't need to tell you was HUGE around that time.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Its when I see pictures like this that I wished I took up a career in fortune telling, i see professional wrestling in your future that will be $50.
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“I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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Im so stuck on this chick, shed be the perfect front woman for a twisted sister coverband and if that happens I demand I play bass and monstar rocks lead guitar.
We're not going to take it, no we ain't going to take it, we're not going to take it, ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEE. I have to talk to this woman, im too excited for this not to happen.
i'll do more later 
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“I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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She's really 26 years old. I swear. That's what she told me. She is the hottest girl in porn, in fact, the world. I swear. Her pimp, Craig Stevens, told us so in his redundant run-on press releases.
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It's a sad fucking day for porn when Nick Manning is the prettiest girl at an industry party.
This girl is so desperate for press and attention she'd show up for a NAMbLA-sponsored event if there was the slightest chance she'd get some coverage out of it. Kinda have to admire her tenacity/delusions of fame.
Down a blood and cum-stained Brazilian alley, in a refrigerator box home tucked between an overturned grocery cart and a pile of dead ladyboys, Smartt clicked open the link to this picture and premature ejaculated.
Shit. I blew my load to soon. I should have saved my last caption for this monster. 
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these photos burn my eyes
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Now the story can be told about the OTHER Native American "Windtalker" Heroes of World War Two, The Splinter Apache Tribe Monstar Hails from that spoke in Coded Farts and saved the day during the second battle of Manilla when the entire 108/7th Marine Regiment was temporarily trapped behind enemy lines in Phillipino Whorehouses (which typically can be the size of several Wal Marts), and their top secret coded farting blended right in with the regular noises and stench typically associated with such Businesses. In Observance of Veteran's day, we have Monstar showing how his homies in "the Corp" dressed casually/low key so as to seem like USO Donut/Apple Juice dispensers as they went to war against Hirohito's filthy Nip Bastards, circa 1944.
There's always some retard at a porn party that has to start demonstrating the Actual Letters Y M C A when that gay-ass Village People song comes on (which is a given it will be played if it is an Industry party and BOTH Monstar and Luke are in attendance...) Observe, however as this chick attempts to parody it to A T O G M (or some other shit...close enough)
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I'm not sick but I'm not well.....
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monkey, could you please be so kind as to i.d. these pics for me? i think dee snider is august. the others, not so sure (other than monstar, of course) 
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." -- Handful
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Jesus H. Fucking Christ...enough is ENOUGH!!!
The industry needs to take a little bit more care in how it presents itself. They need someone on the fucking door at these events to weed out and/or bar the fugly trainwreck chicks. Top end nightclubs seem to be able to do it, so why not porno parties?
People should be looking at these pics and thinking 'Damn...I wish I was at that party!'. Instead, they are probably counting their blessings that they weren't. A casual observer/porn customer who's not completely au fait might assume that the standard of girls at the party reflects the standard of girl to be found in 'Corruption'...and make a mental note to avoid it like the fucking plague! 
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She looks like Jersey Jackson only several more years into the meth addiction.
A regular make-over is $100 or we will put clown make-up on you for $25.
Here is Sunny Lane attention whore extraordinaire. I can’t really think of anything bad to say so I will give you a JG. 
Manish face but doable in a Shy Love Neanderthal sort of way, with a whole lot less of the cranial brow ridge thing going on.
I love meth, yes I do, I love meth, how bout you?
I bet you could never guess, but we make alt.porn.
Who is this whore, and why have I not seen her before? 
I TOLD YOU ALREADY, I am not your fan and I don’t even know who you are, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
Porn may have lost me a daughter, but at least I still have Guapo.
Good to see ugly Betty making the rounds, keep that head up and your teeth hidden Betty.
Never trust a broad with big gums and small teeth – 2cums
Yes, you can get in for half price, just furnish your AARP Membership card at the entrance.
Living proof no amount of makeup can cover up ugly.
Is it fashionable to use different makeup styles on each of your eyes or is she covering up evidence of a meth stroke?
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Is it fashionable to use different makeup styles on each of your eyes or is she covering up evidence of a meth stroke?
Damn, this bitch has some serious crazy eyes going on... is she blind or just really fucked up?
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Is it fashionable to use different makeup styles on each of your eyes or is she covering up evidence of a meth stroke?
Damn, this bitch has some serious crazy eyes going on... is she blind or just really fucked up?
i bet if you laid this girl down on top of a mirror, fayner would try to snort her. 
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I'd like a shot of that vodka:
She's asking on ADT if she should accept an offer to appear on Springer:
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So that's what Martina Navratalova's been up to since she left the tennis circuit. 
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I'd like a shot of that vodka:
I understand, it's easier to control a whore when you can just grab the ring in their nose and drag her to where you want her to go.
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I understand, it's easier to control a whore when you can just grab the ring in their nose and drag her to where you want her to go.
Riley Mason is smoking, but that nose crap has got to go...it looks like she has a mercury nosebleed or something! 
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Riley Mason is smoking, but that nose crap has got to go...it looks like she has a mercury nosebleed or something!
Fuck! That's a nose ring? I thought they were "Colombian Icicles"!
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Is it fashionable to use different makeup styles on each of your eyes or is she covering up evidence of a meth stroke?
Damn, this bitch has some serious crazy eyes going on... is she blind or just really fucked up?
i bet if you laid this girl down on top of a mirror, fayner would try to snort her.
It's Sasha Grey.
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You know who this looks like, eva angelina if she underwent risky brazilian head surgery to get herself a more natural oval shaped head but after the whole scorpio calf implant mess I know she took that out of her calendar.
papa can you hear me
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Is it fashionable to use different makeup styles on each of your eyes or is she covering up evidence of a meth stroke?
Damn, this bitch has some serious crazy eyes going on... is she blind or just really fucked up?
i bet if you laid this girl down on top of a mirror, fayner would try to snort her.
It's Sasha Grey.
Thanks Gypsy, can you tell us who this is?
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OK...you guys have a point, but I was at the party and sat next to Sasha and she is hot...I don't know what her eyes were doing in the picture but thay aren't that way naturally! Many hotties were there, and a few not so hot! But, the party was off of the hook! This was not the usual sausage fest with 100 guys and 5 girls...it was loaded with talent! Lori Lust is 27??? Give me a break!!
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OK...you guys have a point, but I was at the party and sat next to Sasha and she is hot...I don't know what her eyes were doing in the picture but thay aren't that way naturally! Many hotties were there, and a few not so hot! But, the party was off of the hook! This was not the usual sausage fest with 100 guys and 5 girls...it was loaded with talent! Lori Lust is 27??? Give me a break!!
Hey mypornoreview
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