|
Cum Stains
|
|
Kid Vegas Wannabe
|
|
|
|
Reged: 01/26/06
|
|
Posts: 839
|
|
Loc: Keen for Peen
|
|
Jewel's mom has no dignity
#185010 - 09/25/06 08:54 PM Attachment (101 downloads)
|
|
|
Jewel's mom, De'Bella, just proved you can lose your dignity at any age.
My first porn party this weekend! It was the Britney Rears party and some spikey hair guy made me pay $40 cover charge because I was with other guys and not in the industry. Total bs since most of us were gay and seriously had no interest in picking up porn chicks. I should have told them I was Hillary's assistant with HIV who blew Talon.
Jewel's mom, D' Bella, is a mess. When I read on lukeisback about Jewel saying, "I cut all ties to my mother who looks like a crack whore. I couldn't be happier washing my hands of her and I had tears of joy." I was like DAMN...THAT'S YOUR MOM! Show some respect."
But now I'm on Jewel's side. The bitch is a crack ho.
I figured a porn party would be more decadant, but just when i thought maybe porn girls really are regular girls, a naked fat black girl just comes flying out of nowhere and starts dry humping Jewel's mom!!! Any normal person would've been disturbed. Hell, even Mickey G was running away and that bitch will fuck anything!
But Jewel's mom started making out with her and even whipped out her saggy tits on scary black ho's face. De'Bella loves to eat and must have mistaken the black girl for Aunt Jemimia coming to pour syrup on her flapjacks
--------------------
I love it when they come back again for more coke after a night where I've clearly overstepped the bounds of decent human behavior. -Rear Admiral
Post Extras:
|
|
Cum Stains
|
|
Kid Vegas Wannabe
|
|
|
|
|
Reged: 01/26/06
|
|
Posts: 839
|
|
Loc: Keen for Peen
|
|
|
Good Lord! Look at those crack house tats and stretch marks - I haven't seen tread grooves that deep since I saw Tokyo Drift! I don't see many bookings in this beasts future! Doesn't Jewel's mom still have pull at Platinum X?? Maybe she can get this ho in 'Intensities in Tent Cities.'
--------------------
I love it when they come back again for more coke after a night where I've clearly overstepped the bounds of decent human behavior. -Rear Admiral
Post Extras:
|
|
Cum Stains
|
|
Kid Vegas Wannabe
|
|
|
|
|
Reged: 01/26/06
|
|
Posts: 839
|
|
Loc: Keen for Peen
|
|
|
Da Burg's Puerto Rican cousin showed up. The simularities are uncanny. El Burglaro is a drunken whore-monger except he touts a community college education. Being longwinded in Spanish must really be a trip.
--------------------
I love it when they come back again for more coke after a night where I've clearly overstepped the bounds of decent human behavior. -Rear Admiral
Post Extras:
|
|
Cum Stains
|
|
Kid Vegas Wannabe
|
|
|
|
|
Reged: 01/26/06
|
|
Posts: 839
|
|
Loc: Keen for Peen
|
|
|
Can this party be anymore ghetto? What's this $10 billion a year industry I keep hearing about?
This makes The Flavor of Love look classy.
--------------------
I love it when they come back again for more coke after a night where I've clearly overstepped the bounds of decent human behavior. -Rear Admiral
Post Extras:
|
|
|
|
Sorry, but that pic looks a lot like something I've seen on The National Geographic Channel and I can't believe it's authentic. 
Post Extras:
|
|
Monstar
|
|
Porn Jesus
|
|
|
|
|
Reged: 03/28/04
|
|
Posts: 4462
|
|
Loc: The Planet Houston
|
|
|
5 stars. easy.
--------------------
ContactPornStars.com
TheStarFactoryEnt.com
Post Extras:
|
|
TMonty
|
|
Brandon Iron Alternate ID
|
|
|
|
|
Reged: 09/05/06
|
|
Posts: 716
|
|
|
|
|
No dignity? That's hot! 
--------------------
~ Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent ~
Post Extras:
|
|
safado
|
|
Quasarman Wannabe
|
|
|
|
|
Reged: 04/16/05
|
|
Posts: 333
|
|
|
|
|
Jesus Christ, that's just a big bowl full of WRONG!
Post Extras:
|
|
|
|
Quote:
This makes The Flavor of Love look classy.
holy shit, quote of the month.
Post Extras:
|
|
Da Burglar
|
|
Porn Jesus
|
|
|
|
|
Reged: 01/02/05
|
|
Posts: 5756
|
|
Loc: 8763 Wonderland
|
|
|
Quote:
Da Burg's Puerto Rican cousin showed up. The simularities are uncanny. El Burglaro is a drunken whore-monger except he touts a community college education. Being longwinded in Spanish must really be a trip.
I must be recovered from whatever funk befell me, because I actually laughed my ass off at this picture, and the post/quote. Laughin at yourself is a sign of healthy mental outlook, correct? Either that or my at-home nurse spiked my parmesan cheese with oxycontin again hoping to get me to take her shopping in Santa Rosa again.
But seriously....is that REALLY a picture of Jewel's Mom De Bella???? That doesnt look anything like what she originally appeared as several months ago......whats the real deal here? How old is she and is she really on crack, or is she just a boozer/alcoholic (my guess) who is on the precipice of Hepatetic Failure and her brain is kicking into last gasp survival mode by getting her to perform (and look) outrageously pathetic spectacles as a final desperate cry for help in the form of Intensive Care Unit Alochol Detox?
--------------------
I'm not sick but I'm not well.....
Post Extras:
|
Smelly Monkey
|
|
Porn Jesus
|
|
|
|
|
Reged: 01/26/04
|
|
Posts: 8384
|
|
Loc: In a k1ng like state of mediocrity
|
|
|
Quote:
Da Burg's Puerto Rican cousin showed up. The simularities are uncanny. El Burglaro is a drunken whore-monger except he touts a community college education. Being longwinded in Spanish must really be a trip.
Holy shit yes, this post has inspired me, a new clique has just been formed, thank you for the final piece cum stains.
--------------------
“I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
Post Extras:
|
|
Soopergrizz
|
|
Porn Fucking Master
|
|
|
|
|
Reged: 02/23/05
|
|
Posts: 3688
|
|
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
|
|
|
No matter how long I live, this image will haunt me for the rest of my days. 
--------------------
"I took cock up my ass on dvd for 3 years. I'd say I revealed a lot of myself to the entire world there. "
- Gia Jordan, telling it like it is.
Post Extras:
|
|
PHATBOY
|
|
Brandon Iron Alternate ID
|
|
|
|
|
Reged: 06/02/03
|
|
Posts: 743
|
|
|
|
|
Where was this party at? It looks like Tony Malice's garage!
PHATBOY
Post Extras:
|
TonyMalice
|
|
Whoremaster
|
|
|
|
|
Reged: 03/12/03
|
|
Posts: 2516
|
|
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curtain.
|
|
|
Man, Jewel must be so humiliated right now.
--------------------
Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand!
http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
Post Extras:
|
|
SexDJ
|
|
Kid Vegas Wannabe
|
|
|
|
|
Reged: 09/07/03
|
|
Posts: 535
|
|
Loc: State of Moral Decay
|
|
|
Quote:
No matter how long I live, this image will haunt me for the rest of my days.
I'm more bothered by the blonde haired dude in the background with the huge lip full of Skoal. 
Post Extras:
|
|
GUAPO
|
|
Pervert
|
|
|
|
|
Reged: 04/22/04
|
|
Posts: 2056
|
|
|
|
|
Quote:
Quote:
No matter how long I live, this image will haunt me for the rest of my days.
I'm more bothered by the blonde haired dude in the background with the huge lip full of Skoal.
oh my lord! jewel mom look bombed out and dilapitated. deballa what you been smokin girl?!!!!!!!!!! pxp must be in shambles with the likes of this woman runnin ship.
Post Extras:
|
|
Ivor Biggun
|
|
Craigs List Hooker
|
|
|
|
|
Reged: 10/09/04
|
|
Posts: 1146
|
|
|
|
|
Thank you Cum Stains for this valuable contribution. Jeff needs to line these two up in a scene with Ryan Knox.
(First dibs on the Avatar.)
--------------------
"If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
Post Extras:
|
|
NitneLiun
|
|
Sex Slave Trader
|
|
|
|
|
Reged: 07/09/06
|
|
Posts: 1489
|
|
Loc: St. Louis
|
|
|
Quote:
Man, Jewel must be so humiliated right now.
As if being a professional cum-guzzler isn't humiliating enough.
--------------------
"Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
Post Extras:
|
|
Cum Stains
|
|
Kid Vegas Wannabe
|
|
|
|
|
Reged: 01/26/06
|
|
Posts: 839
|
|
Loc: Keen for Peen
|
|
|
I think Malice has a point, there must be varying degrees of dignity loss. Another pictures I took that night:
--------------------
I love it when they come back again for more coke after a night where I've clearly overstepped the bounds of decent human behavior. -Rear Admiral
Post Extras:
|
|
Holly Randall
|
|
Chronic Masturbator
|
|
|
|
|
Reged: 05/06/05
|
|
Posts: 1927
|
|
Loc: Outer Space
|
|
|
Man, and I thought MY mom was embarrassing. At least she quit making out with porn stars at awards shows and disappearing with men's wives into the bathroom stalls after I was born. Oh wait, that's a lie. Thankfully no one got pictures, and the internet didn't exist at that time. Whew.
--------------------
I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
Post Extras:
|
Previous
Index
Next
Flat
Threaded
Edit
Reply
Quote
