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L-ke F-rd's Britney Rears Party Pics Cage-Style
#184945 - 09/25/06 02:50 PM
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You often hear the whores referred to as "soulless." In looking at Duke's collection of melancholy faces and glassy-eyed emptiness, I want to throw these people in a vat of Zoloft.
Apparently this is Aaliyah Brown. Not too wacky a name for a sista-whore, but the "Aa" in her name is a dead giveaway for the lack of attention she recevied as a young girl.
 Whore melted down at the party, screaming, "You don't know what I've been through. I've been sick. I've been poisoned... I've been punched. I've gone through so much." I wonder what set her off: the whopping 16 vids she did over the past 2 years, the lack of anal sex or facials, or the realization that no one knows who she is?
Stars of the new ABC Family Channel hit series, "The Gokkun Girls." 
 Sharing 141 loads of halfway house nut butter had undoubtedly brought them a closeness only two cumwhores can share. Props to Leah for keeping the steel on, better to use porn to pay for that than some third rate nose job.
Kyle Stoned and his girlfriend. I feel for her, I really do.
 Has Kyle saved enough to bribe Stacey London to fly to Porn Valley and do something with her? Or is he waiting for his lucky day when Leah finally gives up her orthodontist's phone number?
This is how Amy Reid looks without a dick in her mouth.
 What is the big deal? Those Paris Hilton eyes scream of vacancy. Is that strokeworthy?
Well, here's "Britney" herself.
 Hillary does share a few things with the "real" BS: fake tits, smokers, and their lips have gotten them into trouble. Seriously, if you spent all that bank for fake tits, couldn't you find something to show them off while you try and recreate that Goldie Hawn look? You paid for 'em, use 'em!
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What is the big deal?
She has the cuteness of youth. How long can that really last? Ask Teagan Presley.
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I just saw Amy Reid in Breakin 'em in 9. It's pretty much an all anal scene and she did a great job. Highly recommended.
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Charmed, I tell you.
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'this sho am good
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Charmed how? Charmed how, sir? 
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"you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO
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Charmed how? Charmed how, sir?
She leads a charmed life, sir. I've mentioned it once or twice before in other threads, and other smelly monkey followers have agreed. The girl has some good Karma that reaches beyond her elastic anus and will probably protect her like the ægis of Zeus when her porn career is over.
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Apparently this is Aaliyah Brown. Not too wacky a name for a sista-whore, but the "Aa" in her name is a dead giveaway for the lack of attention she recevied as a young girl.
Whore melted down at the party, screaming, "You don't know what I've been through. I've been sick. I've been poisoned... I've been punched. I've gone through so much." I wonder what set her off: the whopping 16 vids she did over the past 2 years, the lack of anal sex or facials, or the realization that no one knows who she is?
See how happy she is: "Say cheese" 
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My first animated gif. Slight problems, but good enough to convey the joke.
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the fact that amy reid is porn's "it" girl shows how important hype is in this industry. i'm not saying she's unattractive, but i can't see how she's any different to 95% of the other girls out there.
jasmine byrne just does it for me something shocking- she's gorgeous. if someone could photoshop the other girl outta this pic it'd be perfect.
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Jasmine: "I have a lot of talent. I wrote my own music. Do you want to hear me sing?"
She imitates Mariah Carey. The resemblance is frightening.
Jasmine: "I'm working on a demo and an album. I'm going to try to crossover."
someone make this happen, i'd totally buy jasmine's album. she's one adorable hooker.
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the fact that amy reid is porn's "it" girl shows how important hype is in this industry. i'm not saying she's unattractive, but i can't see how she's any different to 95% of the other girls out there.
take another look....
those are the greatest boobs i've ever seen! 
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jasmine byrne just does it for me something shocking- she's gorgeous. if someone could photoshop the other girl outta this pic it'd be perfect.
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jasmine byrne just does it for me something shocking- she's gorgeous. if someone could photoshop the other girl outta this pic it'd be perfect.
damn willie, somehow i missed this... nice artwork 
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