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Temptation awards were even too tame for me
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So the gig was boring as hell and no one took it seriously-- to spice it all up I was obnoxious as hell and was planning on taking my top off onstage just to raise a little excitement in the evening. I was never called up onstage-- I just marched my ass up there and prepared to take my top off. I had George or whoever in my ear begging me not to act inapporapiately, so I waited until I got back on the main floor and then I let Cassidey Rae suck on my nipples. The show was so boring I brought out the ultimate obnoxiousness in me and probably made everyone think I was insane. The best part was Andrew Blake trying to make my cousin the star of his next flick.
Monstar can attest to my shinanigans.
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Holly, you have been quite the firecracker here at xpt lately. We love it. Keep up the good work.
Monstar, it is your obligation to post all provocative pics of young Holly.
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Monstar can attest to my shinanigans.
you were a work of art baby. I like how you tried to accept the award for "best gay director."
Holly and whatever she was drinking stole the damn show.
her table was the one to be at.
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The best part was Andrew Blake trying to make my cousin the star of his next flick.
Knowing Blake's exacting standards, this leads me to believe your cousin is either a) old-school Penthouse Pet material (which is to say much better looking than the current standard) or b) the dullness of the awards had forced him to ingest copious amounts of alcohol and thus don the beer goggles.
Let's see some pictures and decide for ourselves, no?
PS: Your sister is definitely Andrew Blake quality 
PPS: "Studio A presents 'Holly'" has a nice ring to it, and would sell like gangbusters too, now that I come to think of it. It would be like a moving version of your nude photos set to music.
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The best part was Andrew Blake trying to make my cousin the star of his next flick.
Let's see some pictures and decide for ourselves, no?
Her cousin was beyond fucking hot. I asked her to marry me twice but she wasn't havin it..
...that & holly said she would kill me, in between giving me face licks
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Her cousin was beyond fucking hot. I asked her to marry me twice but she wasn't havin it..
...that & holly said she would kill me, in between giving me face licks
Approved!
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Everyone in my family is so fucking good looking it's annoying. Trust me when I say I'm not the hottest of the bunch, I just have the most personality! 
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The best part was Andrew Blake trying to make my cousin the star of his next flick.
Let's see some pictures and decide for ourselves, no?
Her cousin was beyond fucking hot. I asked her to marry me twice but she wasn't havin it..
...that & holly said she would kill me, in between giving me face licks
She's a hottie. Nice rack too. Can you shoot her topless for Suze?
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Your cousin is very hot. I would like to send her a Dignity Extractor. Will you forward it for me?
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Not happening-- her mother is a blue blood old style British aristocrat. She's going to kill me when she finds out I took her precious daughter to an adult awards show...
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Everyone in my family is so fucking good looking it's annoying. Trust me when I say I'm not the hottest of the bunch, I just have the most personality!
Which makes you hotter.
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LOL... man I was just checking out some of the pics from that night on WENN.com-- and I think I found the most ridiculous photograph of me ever: http://photo.wenn.com/get_thumbnail.php?id=1194056&large=1/1194056.jpg
Why I directed you all to this photo I hope shows that I don't take myself very seriously-- I truly sit back at times and marvel at what a silly human being I am.
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It just makes me think how crazy you can get when liqoured up.
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I am crazy normally-- liquored up I'm insane. At least I'm a sweet drunk-- too much wine only brings out too much love from me.
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I am crazy normally-- liquored up I'm insane. At least I'm a sweet drunk-- too much wine only brings out too much love from me.
Note to self: Bring Holly wine.
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LOL... man I was just checking out some of the pics from that night on WENN.com-- and I think I found the most ridiculous photograph of me ever: http://photo.wenn.com/get_thumbnail.php?id=1194056&large=1/1194056.jpg
Why I directed you all to this photo I hope shows that I don't take myself very seriously-- I truly sit back at times and marvel at what a silly human being I am.
Did you bet drunk before or after you decided to wear that dress?
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Note to self: Bring Holly wine.
Gia's quote and c62's presense made me think of this bit of brilliance 
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Note to self: Bring Holly wine.
Gia's quote and c62's presense made me think of this bit of brilliance
**Mental note to self: Bring some for Padover.**
That pictures been making the rounds on the 'net, huh Gen.
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Did you bet drunk before or after you decided to wear that dress?
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I am crazy normally-- liquored up I'm insane.
One of my biggest pet peeves is when girls say they're "crazy" and/or "wild", and Holly says it a lot. A hell of a lot. It's such a shudder-inducing cliche.
Holly, you're a lot of things -- cute, sweet, intelligent -- but not crazy. Gardening, riding horses supplied by your mother's fortune and doing laundry while dancing around in lowrider jeans packed tight with granny-panties as Luke shoots video is not crazy. Neither is flirting, dancing and revealing nip when intoxicated. That's simply socializing. Congratulations, you're among the millions who lose inhibition when you've tossed back a few.
One gets the impression the constant reference to your "craziness" is a means of overcompensating for your (rather shockingly) normal existence and lack of confidence in your physical appearance. I would venture to say that you feel a constant need to stand out, so to speak, because you feel inferior to the "models" you shoot on a regular basis. Would I be correct?
I also think this insecurity is to blame for your habit of shutting people out. You do this not because it's what you truly feel like doing, but because you think it gives you a little more depth and an added mystique that other girls may not possess. You want to be wanted (like all girls), but for whatever reason you feel you have to go the aloof, tortured-soul route in order to get others longing for you. Would I be correct?
Random fact: Da Burglar has made reference to you 78 times this year alone. Really think about that.
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At least give me credit for giving you credit for hitting the nail on the head. I applaude you for calling me on my shit.
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