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Jamie Lynn Birthday Pictures Monkey Style
#147939 - 03/19/06 09:18 AM
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Heres the birthday girl, not looking a day over 45. If the corset plus leather jacket look is coming into fashion then please tell me now so i can find a light fitting to hang myself from.
Hey baby, happy birthday (kisses check), so umm you have any blow (twitches) , no sorry she replies. Oh, you know anyone here that might have some? (scratches head and rubs neck). No. Okay thats okay (nods head 14 nods too many). Silence (he walks away)
(he returns 5 minutes later). Well it was good to see you, but ive got to go, I just remembered that i have to pick up my sister from the airport, take care
Hey luke. Guess the name on my birth certificate, go on guess. You will never get it.
Oh my god, we are like so hot right now. asian one responds, i know, we are so like totally like paris and nicole, arab one excited and surprised responds Oh god, i was so thinking the same thing. both turn to each other and excitedly run on the spot and giggle like a bad waynes brother movie.
She could kinda pass for gena davis' mother if it wasn't for her pdiddy grill.
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She is wearing a key necklace like the birthday girl. Obviously its not as bad as wearing the same dress but is this still frowned upon?. Needless to say looking at both women the key certainly isn't for unlocking the fountain of youth.
Dear jesus, the real reason burkas exist. From the eyebrows to her bottom eye lashes shes alright.
 
LOL, looking at the top of this girls head, what the fuck is going on at this party. Things can't be good where red cancer eye, donald trump hair girl is still the hottest piece of ass there.
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的'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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im sorry but this girls hair has fucked me up. Is she serious or just unaware that she has hitlers hair going on upstairs. She looks cute, but the hair, its messed me up.
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的'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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It looks a little more like a bad toupee
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Reasons nobody is buying Penthouse anymore #263:
There are gonzo starlets that are better looking than your 'Best of the Best'. For the record, I despise Courtney Cummz's piercings, but in a straight head-to-head, she blows this chick out of the fucking water, and that's just on looks, nothing to do with what Ms. Cummz is prepared to do on camera or how well she does it.
I mean, if she's the Penthouse Pet of the Year, what the fuck did the other 11 look like? 
Penthouse need to take whoever is in charge of 'casting' outside and have them shot, quite frankly...yes, I realise these are 'candids', and taken by Luke (which says a lot), but I've checked out some other pics of her and I have to say, she just ain't cutting it. She could be a Playboy NSS model, but I don't think she'd make it as a Playmate. 
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Reasons nobody is buying Penthouse anymore #263:
There are gonzo starlets that are better looking than your 'Best of the Best'. For the record, I despise Courtney Cummz's piercings, but in a straight head-to-head, she blows this chick out of the fucking water, and that's just on looks, nothing to do with what Ms. Cummz is prepared to do on camera or how well she does it.
I mean, if she's the Penthouse Pet of the Year, what the fuck did the other 11 look like?
Penthouse need to take whoever is in charge of 'casting' outside and have them shot, quite frankly...yes, I realise these are 'candids', and taken by Luke (which says a lot), but I've checked out some other pics of her and I have to say, she just ain't cutting it. She could be a Playboy NSS model, but I don't think she'd make it as a Playmate.
I agree 100%, thats why all those magazines are going under because they didn't do a good job keeping up with the advancements in technology.
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的'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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Awesome stuff Monkey 
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Thank for for bringing back these types of threads, you know I love 'em!
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The key necklaces are symbolic of Penthouse Pet status. Both Martina and Jamie Lynn are Penthouse Pets of the year and have an additional key necklance encrusted with diamonds. Jamie Lynn wore both necklances at AVN in January.
I prefer Penthouse Pets to Playmates because Pets more often than not have all natural breasts. Amongst Playmates, bolt ons seem to be the standard.
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im sorry but this girls hair has fucked me up. Is she serious or just unaware that she has hitlers hair going on upstairs. She looks cute, but the hair, its messed me up.
She's the 2005 Penthouse Pet of the Month
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What's funny is there was all of seven people at that party, and not only did Luke snap like 100 photos, he decided to post every single one of them. Quality content, Luke.
Jamie may look older than her years, but I'd still hump the fear of God into her. Then afterwards I'd take her to Denny's and get a fat senior discount on a Moons Over My Hammy.
This is Renee, Penthouse Puuuhhhh... Wait, let me try again. Penthouse Puuuhhh... Nope, just can't say it.
Ladies and gentleman, the reason most drive-in theaters went out of business.
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Errrrr, Earth to Jupiter:
That's what chicks actually look like. Before they have been Photoshopped into incandescent splendor that is. Ask Holly, she will fill you in. The again, maybe she won't.
Holy fuck, is anyone really this naive?
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Errrrr, Earth to Jupiter:
That's what chicks actually look like. Before they have been Photoshopped into incandescent splendor that is. Ask Holly, she will fill you in. The again, maybe she won't.
Holy fuck, is anyone really this naive?
Jamie claims to be 23 (I highly doubt that is her age). She's very good-looking, but in all seriousness, she doesn't look a day under 30. That's not the fault of unprofessional photos, but rather the result of her features. And my comment regarding Renee had nothing to do with her age and everything to do with her looking quite mannish.
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The key necklaces are symbolic of Penthouse Pet status. Both Martina and Jamie Lynn are Penthouse Pets of the year and have an additional key necklance encrusted with diamonds. Jamie Lynn wore both necklances at AVN in January.
If I were to burn you out with a match, would you grow new legs and continue sucking blood until the host went white?
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Errrrr, Earth to Jupiter:
That's what chicks actually look like. Before they have been Photoshopped into incandescent splendor that is. Ask Holly, she will fill you in. The again, maybe she won't.
Holy fuck, is anyone really this naive?
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Penthouse need to take whoever is in charge of 'casting' outside and have them shot, quite frankly...yes, I realise these are 'candids', and taken by Luke (which says a lot), but I've checked out some other pics of her and I have to say, she just ain't cutting it.
Reading is fundamental, dawg...
As I said before, I've checked out some 'finished' pics of her, and I still think Courtney Cummz is a damn sight better looking in the face. Courtney's no real fave of mine (not that I dislike her either...just her piercings), but I selected her because I thought she had a similar face, only better, than Penthouse's 'Cream of the crop'.
You could send a blind man over to Prague or Budapest and guarantee he'd come back with better looking girls than what's on offer here...that's just how it is, I'm afraid. Penthouse has had some damn fine women in it in the past, and I'm not saying that Jamie Lynn is hideously ugly...just that there are far better looking girls out there to pin the hopes of your ailing publication on.
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The key necklaces are symbolic of Penthouse Pet status. Both Martina and Jamie Lynn are Penthouse Pets of the year and have an additional key necklance encrusted with diamonds. Jamie Lynn wore both necklances at AVN in January.
If I were to burn you out with a match, would you grow new legs and continue sucking blood until the host went white?
I would say YES. She is like a Zombie that gets hit with 12 gauge slug after slug but still keeps limping at you.
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Awesome stuff Monkey
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Thank for for bringing back these types of threads, you know I love 'em!
Thanks 
Luke photoshopped out the red eye picture.
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Luke photoshopped out the red eye picture.
that's fucked up. I thought the terminator picture was funny. i should put the red eye back.
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This is so fucked up.  Bob, lay off giving the models styling tips.
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