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Read on Luke that he's surprised his earlier interview with The Wandering Jew didn't provoke commentary here.
Personally, I've always thought the guy was witty and smart, strong with a smart-ass comeback and probably more grounded than most of the goofy directors in porn. Yeah, he likes to get tortured by malnourished Koreans but at least he's up-front about his kink, rather than taking the slippery slope into homosexuality that seems to be a rite of passage of men in porn. He's also the one (per Luke) that christened Chasey "the girl with the empty eyes," which is bordering on Picasso painting Gertie Stein as an old lady when she was younger in premonitions.
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dac's proved kinda OK despite my initial hatred of him. he's always been highly-amused by simp and myself on adt, i've driven him nuts a few times about being way too serious and judgemental for someone working in the most base of professions and if you call him out on it enough, he'll reply "beats flipping burgers". despite the self-righteous epic posts he writes.
he also HATES jrv to the point of accusing adt posters of being him, always a plus.never seen his shit and don't really plan to, so i can't comment on that.
i get the sense he's that kinda-smart kid everyone knew who just didn't know when shutting up even if he's right is the right thing to do. he's worked for more companies than rob longshot has despite being smarter than most people in porn, which kind of shows you just how much he's failed to shut the fuck up on boards, to luke, etc. instead of practicing self-immolation career-wise.
totally-unrelated, i started looking for him on the user list and got bored after the first two pages of the letter "d", but whenever i look through the lists of people who've signed up, it's comedy. so many ghosts of porners who made the account and never posted, presumably reading a bit in horror. or else they're all just buttmaster impersonating porn stars. some funny names in there though.
on an even less-related note, you made me check luke and i got the satisfaction of putting a name with a face. remember scott hoover/scottbiz from the JKP thread?
one other thing--how funny is it that someone's convinced they look "cool" because they're wearing a WOOLEN HAT in a presumably crowded bar in SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. what a douche, how hardcore he must be, it really works for him with the stubble, which stops being cool sometime between 22 and when you get cool grey hairs in your beard. 
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i know that guy....i just cant think of where i know him....the girls are velicity von and daryn darby
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van styles ... he probably signed a paycheck for you. 
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I like Velicity's vavoomies, but the other girl is a little scary.
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he also HATES jrv to the point of accusing adt posters of being him, always a plus.
He needs to take lessons on HATE from Monkey - he's doing it so badly I didn't even know he was trying. 
There were some pics of Big D.A.C. posted here a year or two ago.
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I didn't like DAC much either when I first started posting but I have come around in my opinion of him. Obviously I don't know the guy other than his online persona but he has shown some sense of humor and a willingness to communicate. It seems my initial opinion was wrong. He seems Ok now, besides we seem to share similar iterests in Mainstream media- which always is a good thing. 
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He needs to take lessons on HATE from Monkey - he's doing it so badly I didn't even know he was trying.
Maybe he doesn't have a jrv to bring it out of him. I was a minister and ran youth groups for underprivileged children before i came into contact with you
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never worked for van styles...seems like a nice guy though
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I like Velicity's vavoomies, but the other girl is a little scary.
That's a bad angle. She looks better here: http://freepornstarpix.com/alexis/imagepages/image29.html
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Someone please bring back the Most Stupid Porn Whore Names thread and add Velicity Von to the list. Then follow right behind with Aralyn Barra, Shy Love, Jenna Presley, and Ms. Panther.
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Someone please bring back the Most Stupid Porn Whore Names thread and add Velicity Von to the list. Then follow right behind with Aralyn Barra, Shy Love, Jenna Presley, and Ms. Panther.
I'd like to see a athletic looking chick break into the biz named "The Whore To Be Named Later"...(I just watched Bull Durham, FYI)
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Someone please bring back the Most Stupid Porn Whore Names thread and add Velicity Von to the list. Then follow right behind with Aralyn Barra, Shy Love, Jenna Presley, and Ms. Panther.
Just start giving them numbers. They're a lot easier to keep track of. Just ask any cattle rancher.
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Do you REALLY think that Jenna Presley is a bad name? I think its catchy and it doesn't sound too porno
xoxo JP
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Jenna, your name is fine-- actually, I like it. It's much better than most of the names in the biz... one of the worst we've shot was "Ready Prince Jr.". I'm serious, that really was his porn name.
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Thanks Holly, someone posted a list of bad names and I was on it =( But its all good, I happen to like my name heehee ill see you soon hun
xoxo JP
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David Aron Clarke= douchebag, pure and simple. The kind of douchebag Dirk Diggler was when he told the technician recording 'You've Got the Touch' to lower the bass and increase the volume of his vocal. You fanboys are douchebags by simple arithmetric association. 
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Thanks Holly, someone posted a list of bad names and I was on it =( But its all good, I happen to like my name heehee ill see you soon hun
xoxo JP
Ever consider Tam Barina? 
Can I please bleach out those horrible star tattoos?. They are like a ryan knox home kit for wood, just doesn't work.
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David Aron Clarke= douchebag, pure and simple. The kind of douchebag Dirk Diggler was when he told the technician recording 'You've Got the Touch' to lower the bass and increase the volume of his vocal. You fanboys are douchebags by simple arithmetric association.
This is preternatural for you, C...what gives?
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i've never seen simp be so serious. it's so rare it's hard not to be swayed into the "douchebag" camp.
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You don't mention how old your son is, but that's not that important because being Dominican, he will be thrice as slow to develop as a caucasian child anyway-bornyo
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