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longshot's secret life
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yeah, so he announced 'hey, im bisexual, so what, big deal... there is a different between that and being a fag in the derogatory sense. " in this thread
it came as a shock to me, but i can't differentiate bisexuality from being a dork.
so the question is---who's he fucked? where does keiko fit in? my head is spinning, so much comedic-possibility, so little time. does he wear leather and a cock-ring around the house with ryan knox? who knows?
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Gay guys will tell you there's no such thing as a "Bi" guy. Only straights and fags in denial.
Looking back, the signs were all there. Inner turmoil, strange haircuts, devil worship, fag-hag girlfriend, starwars fetish. All the signs of a guy battling his inner sexuality.
Hey, I'm no homophobe, some of my good friends are gay. It's the deception that bothers me.
I wonder if Longshot coming out will create the same buzz as Lockwood taking the strapon up the pooper?
Chico- what does this do to his wrestling career? Does he get his own locker room now?
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See, Monstar threw off even the most sensitive of gaydars. He once posted about his make-up, which emboldened Longshot to positively rhapsodize about his days of troweling on Revlon's hot pink lip gloss.
I think we should hijack this thread to share our favorite Longshot moments. Mine is probably when Keiko publicly broke up with him on the air at KSEX. They're soulmates, you understand.
That thread has important anthropological value as well, as it's where a good deal of hatred for JRV came from. That's really the first post where I realized (a.) how seriously he takes this, and (b.) what a jerk-off he is. Read in amazement as I try to speak rationally to the fanatical fanboy issuing his fatwas.
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i'll stand by my comment that he handled it with class. i'm still not sure what kind of class of person breaks up on ksex, is bisexual a caste in india?
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I think we should hijack this thread to share our favorite Longshot moments. Mine is probably when Keiko publicly broke up with him on the air at KSEX.
Then it wasn't so public for Longshot as only 7 people heard him get dumped.
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.....where does keiko fit in?
from behind, I'll bet she fists him too. 
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Yeah Jamesn you know,
we just wear leather and cock rings around the house.
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so happy together 
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look at his grin! all those beautiful naked bois!
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we shoulda known 
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kinda fat to be gay
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i wish this were ryan's penis, he gets hard for me, not girls. 
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it's fun to play "prison bitch"!
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i'm a manly pro-wrestler, really i am. my parents are so proud! 
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almost as gay as the dude with the shirtless chuck norris-avatar, still less gay than ryan knox 
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I is strange to look back on all the events of the last couple of years surrounding Longshot... it all kinda makes sense now.
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Not really a shock, longshot is one of the main performers in alt porn and in their need to be so left field from conventional porn they are willing to suck a dick or nine to show everyone just how different and creative they are. Side note, do you think keiko/longshot was perhaps porns most ugly couple or did byron long ever publicly date anyone within the industry?.
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No, no, no javascript:void(0)
(it´s not a gay thing)...I mean I understand how someone would say that. Considering the main reason I read this forum is the Monkey Cage, I thought the avatar picture wouldn´t raise any gay issues, The cage antics and everything...not that there´s anything wrong with it, but it´s not my thing and I know gay is the new black and asshole is the new pussy but if it offends you in any way I will gladly replace it With a Lee Majors one I have. Any ways I think your posts are the shit(seriously)
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dude, no worries, keep the avatar, i just thought it was funny.
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Chico- what does this do to his wrestling career? Does he get his own locker room now?
Nothing really. It would be smart to capitalize on this with a new gimmick,maybe a cross between Goldust and Rico. If he were with a big company, he'd definitely get a push.
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