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Luke Ford: Crushed
#130689 - 01/01/06 10:09 PM
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I'd just like to open a neutral and open thread to discuss general impressions of Holly's savage destruction of Luke's gentle Jewish spirit.
My thoughts: while I am not a hadith scholar myself, like the scions of all prominent Gulf families we keep a few on the payroll to protect us from winding up a smeared bloodstain on the wall when things get rough, so if you want to work out a fatwa for this vile display, hit me with a PM.
Also, while I could see how a chica could get creeped out by Luke's posting psychosis of every painful detail of his relationship, we're somewhat in the dark about the ins and outs (um... pun intended). Luke exposes all of the cringeworthy parts of a relationship but leaves everything beautiful out of it. It's a disturbing habit, comrade.
Nevertheless, whether lead on or just deluded, every man age 10 or above has been in that position and I do believe that we should all be permitted one justifiable or even iffy crime of passion in our lives, like on a ration card that the conductors hit with a hole punch when you get on the commuter train. So if you wanted to boil her favorite pet on the stove or anything, hey... you need give me no explanation, my friend.
Is Joanna still around?
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arab---
two words
honor
killing.
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You don't mention how old your son is, but that's not that important because being Dominican, he will be thrice as slow to develop as a caucasian child anyway-bornyo
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and if the devotees really needed a hint of what was to come---it was written weeks ago when luke was asking for a place to stay in vegas.
if your girlfriend is some nominated directress, why would you be begging for a couch to crash on? other than things were on the rocks like teddy-k likes his pre-drowning beverages
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You don't mention how old your son is, but that's not that important because being Dominican, he will be thrice as slow to develop as a caucasian child anyway-bornyo
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arab---
two words
honor
killing.
I don't know, to be fair I believe we should hear Holly's side of why destroying Luke in public was better than doing so in private. I'm keeping an open mind here.
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but arab, there hasn't been a quality honor-killing since the 80's in saudi, i'm looking for any excuse here. true-luke's a sociopath, but if they scheduled it somewhere betwixt usc-tejas and the final four, i could use it.
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You don't mention how old your son is, but that's not that important because being Dominican, he will be thrice as slow to develop as a caucasian child anyway-bornyo
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Luke is experiencing something that every male who lives even a little above a hand-to-mouth existence will feel in his life...mostly in his teens when he can manage a boner in 3 seconds but will take an entire afternoon to solve a quadratic equation. Unless your marital life is preordained by your caste or familial status or religious convictions, you will eventually be dumped by the one you believe is "the one." The one with that unmistakable ability to finish your sentences for your, and vice versa. As Luke has already written, this starts with a sense of disbelief andsome token act of rebellion, followed by a strong desire to rid himself of any and all references to the woman in question, followed by a gut-wrenching acknowledgement that, for a brief moment, you let down your guard which has kept you relatively safe on this planet heretofore, only to get stabbed in the testicles by the anti-Cupid. It hardens the psyche...retailiation appears legitimate.
Luke, my advice to you: keep taking pictures. Throw yourself back into your work. Just keep showing up and snapping the photos which are the lymphatic system of this here Cage. Sit back and let us caption those photos in a manner which will bring a smile to your face.
Some music a little stronger than Air Supply will also help to vent some anger and frustration. I'd personally suggest The Phunk Junkeez, Helmet, and Agnostic Front. And for G-d's sake, stay away from anything by Peter Gabriel.
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I don't know, to be fair I believe we should hear Holly's side of why destroying Luke in public was better than doing so in private. I'm keeping an open mind before the fatwas get written.
I'm inclined to suspect wrong-headed game-play over deliberate malice. Holly isn't stupid. She must have had some idea of how her behavior would inflame Luke's possesive instincts, but (maybe I'm wrong) I don't read her as a bitch who would deliberately rub it in for no purpose.
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Unless your marital life is preordained by your caste or familial status or religious convictions, you will eventually be dumped by the one you believe is "the one." The one with that unmistakable ability to finish your sentences for your, and vice versa. As Luke has already written, this starts with a sense of disbelief andsome token act of rebellion, followed by a strong desire to rid himself of any and all references to the woman in question, followed by a gut-wrenching acknowledgement that, for a brief moment, you let down your guard which has kept you relatively safe on this planet heretofore, only to get stabbed in the testicles by the anti-Cupid.
Holy fuck, that's such a profoundly true observation. I bow to you, Willie D. 
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Where is Random? I feel we could use his wise counsel here.
Holly isn't stupid, Ivor, you're quite correct, but there is an element of cultivated frivolity about her. Break those two words down and juxtapose them, as I can't express it any better. And those are the most dangerous to the sensitive Jewish soul, which craves transcendence, as the Other constantly reminds herself that nothing matters.
Luke just edited the story, but to an effect that I can't quite comprehend.
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Holly isn't stupid, Ivor, you're quite correct, but there is an element of cultivated frivolity about her. Break those two words down and juxtapose them, as I can't express it any better.
I can't do that without the word "conniving" entering my head. And my more tolerant (naive?) part prefers not to believe that. (just yet)
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Luke just edited the story, but to an effect that I can't quite comprehend.
The anger is seeping more into his writing. This was much more plaintive when I woke from my New Year's coma at 7:17 a.m. and first read it.
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I'm genuinely frightened by the changes I've noted. I only pulled this up a few hours ago, but from the time I offered my services as a fatwa pimp until now it's been altered in the most peculiar manner, with decidedly more bitterness coming through, you're correct.
And yet, every picture of Humphry is gone, replaced with a link to his book. Lithium, humility or what the fuck?
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“Jesus, only Luke could feel threatened by those champs.”
That was my first thought when I finished Luke’s recap. Most of Holly’s ex-boyfriends look like card-carrying members of the Nerd Brigade. That Chris fella looks like he’s still trying to make his way over the puberty hump.
In all seriousness (though I was being serious above, I just didn’t know how to start this sentence) the Randall Party was destined to be a soul-crushing experience for Luke. Being an intelligent person, he should have seen this coming. Drugs, alcohol, ex-boyfriends, New Years -- he‘s lucky a Violation of Holly Randall wasn’t already in full swing by the time he arrived.
But let’s take this back to the beginning.
Even if you disregard that Holly forgot to invite him (and that would be a very difficult thing to disregard), he should have known going to that party would be like walking through a landmine zone with magnets in his boots -- he was bound to get hit in every direction by the one thing he’s been trying to avoid. His concern about her former lovers should have been addressed before the party. If Holly’s response was anything short of accommodating, he should never have gone.
But that's not what happened. Luke went, and now he’s going to suffer for some time.
Luke, If I have anything positive to offer you it's this: You have every right to be upset. I don't know what "stage" your relationship with Holly was at, but her behavior was immature and classless, regardless. Playing grab-ass with men who at one time had their penises in her, in view of you, is just a shit-move from any perspective.
As your self-appointed spiritual counselor, I demand you binge on prescription pills and hard alcohol (that would be a lite beer for you) and nail random floozies up till and during AVN. Aggressive, inebriated sex is the only way to fill the void left by Holly.
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I fixed the broken links.
Holly did not do anything bad to me. She was just Holly. She was always nice and well-meaning and sounded apologetic if I was ever upset. She was often there for me when I was sick. She has a lot of things/people/ex-BFs/guys in her life that are more important to her than I am, and in the end, I could not accept that. I could not accept her for who she is (as much as I've tried over the past month). In the end, she's a burning house I must run from.
My desire was that when we were together, I would be the most important thing to her in the universe during those times (unless there was some pressing matter which I hoped she'd explain to me).
I haven't gotten this wound up over a relationship in about a decade. Somehow certain people just get to you and your rational thinking is overwhelmed by other desires.
Holly did not do anything bad to me Saturday night. There was no moral imperative for her to hang out with me and exclude other guys from her affections. There was no moral imperative for her to kiss me as the New Year began. She's always had other priorities above being with me. I've been someone she fit in at the times she felt like it and I went along with this like a good little whipped puppy dog. I accepted that I served at her convenience. As she paid for all our dates, as she paid for the piper, she selected the tune and I danced to it until five seconds into Jan 1.
We all make our choices and then we must live with them.
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Holly has the looks of someone who is girlfriend material but the mentality of the hot girl who dies for male attention, im guessing it has a lot to do with her running away from his racist upbringing in a neo nazi/ white children of god cult. She fills the void with men and stealing from those who she feels undeserving of money. Its julia robert syndrome, julia had it, keith richards has it, holly randall and tantas wife all have it. Luke needs someone far darker and weirder anyways, someone like sammura, that would be some repressed angry sex right there, ill give you both $500 to film it.
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Last minute invite's a bad sign. You'd be more of a pimp for not even going. Then she'd be all over you. You're in LA man. Don't you listen to Leykis 101?
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I'm sorry. I have this horrible thing called a conscience, and it's bothering me right now. Luke, you know I never meant to hurt you. I don't like to hurt anyone. Yes, I have a lot of ex-boyfriends. And I am friends with them all. Did you not notice they brought their girlfriends? Chris and I broke up 7 years ago. He knows me better than anyone, and we still work together. You will see me with him in Vegas. He is one of my best friends. I don't know what else to say; I won't rehash my personal issues on a chatboard, but many things you said about me were true. I am very selfish, and I should have behaved better. Again, I apologize. I think that's all I can do at this point.
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I'm genuinely frightened by the changes I've noted. I only pulled this up a few hours ago, but from the time I offered my services as a fatwa pimp until now it's been altered in the most peculiar manner, with decidedly more bitterness coming through, you're correct.
This really fucking sucks...I have never even met either of them, but Luke & Holly had rapidly become my favorite pairing in porn...and I was actually looking forward to attempting to buy them a drink at the bar during AEE and simultaneously ask to move in with them for a month after AEE to chronicle their life together and make a VH-1 reality show out of it that would have blown away insipid shit like the recent watery-foul-smelling stool "Beauty and The Brady"...
...yes, Da Burglar's entertainment writing career was just crushed, trampled asunder by some incredibly complex dysfunctional relationship dynamics we will never fully understand because, in situations like this, when two incredibly intelligent, diverse individuals who also have tendencies toward selfishness and issues with ego, end up breaking up in a lover's quarrel, you will never really know the entire true story...all I can say is, Luke, Holly, you have my condolences and best regards, and I will buy you drinks separately during the show and attempt to help you both get through this...Luke, if you need a room on the strip Saturday and Sunday, mi den-of-iniquity su den-of-iniquity, as long as you dont mind the hot and cold running escorts popping pills at all hours of the day...
But before you completely throw in the towel, can I ask you two, Holly and Luke at least try to heal your relationship rift through a therapeutic session of cumfarting, which I quite prophetically wrote a few weeks back might offer a salve for the rough spots in your relationship? Try it, it can't hurt, and is a much better way to end a relationship than throwing the other's Levis out the window...
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The only thing i can contirbute is: Luke in times like this, stay away from the firewater. Turn the lights down low and the sir supply up. rawk it...
I know just how to whisper
And I know just how to cry
I know just where I find the answers
And I know just how to lie
I know just how to fake it
And I know just how to scheme
I know just when to face the truth
And then I know just when to dream
And I know just where I touch you
And I know just what to prove
I know when to pull you closer
And I know when to let you loose
And I know the night is fading
And I know the time’s gonna fly
And I’m never gonna tell you everything I gotta tell you
But I know I’ve got to give it a try
And I know the roads to riches
And I know the ways to pain
I know all the rules and then I know how to break’em
And then I always know the name of the game
But I don’t know how to leave you
And I’ll never let you fall
And I don’t know how you do it
Making love out of nothing at all
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I'm sorry. I have this horrible thing called a conscience,
Con-sci-ence... Con-shun-si-unce... Con...
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