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Party pictures - Monkey Style
#128916 - 12/20/05 09:18 PM
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Guess who justed farted?
Natural Born Killers meets The Devils Rejects. Why can't we send these two to Brazil for a little clean up?
Imagine, for a moment, you talk Tory Lane into leaving the biz. Your the only one who can pound her orifeces. And your reward? The one on the left moving in.
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If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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c62
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Human Garbage
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Lexxi Taylor has decided to join the Karen people and will be moving to the Thai-Burma border region shortly.
Barrett, let me get this straight. You went straight to Wal-Mart grabbed a suit off the rack(wasn't even on blue-light special). Dropped the coin to get your hair done(highlights and styled so it won't look it was highlighted/styled), but you just couldn't finish off the look with that half-goatee? You get an F for effort, dickwad, next time complete.
(In spanish accent) My name is Ricardo Emilio Julio Raphael Alejandro Riki Edwardo Domingo Chavez Sanchez Gonzalez Lopez Torres Vargas Guzman Ortega and I am here to romance the ladies.
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If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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c62
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Human Garbage
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Reged: 07/05/04
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Holy crap the years have not been kind. To either one of them.
Guess who else farted?
This would be the greatest death pool ever. Who wants in?
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If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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Registered Sex Offender
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what doesn't belong in this picture
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" Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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zenman
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Porn Jesus
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Reged: 08/26/03
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Is she kidding with this fuckwit? It's her fucking husband. More evidence there is no g-d.
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 Zen, people will start calling you 'The Tritone Of Anal' if you're not careful! --DanG
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20% off at Wilsons Leather. Everything must go!!!
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Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand!
http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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JimJaded
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Kurt Lockwood sex partner
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i swear all that meth is reversing fayners evolution and transforming him into an ape man
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i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.
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Kurt Lockwood sex partner
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or maybe worse....
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i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.
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Porn Jesus
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fayner's simian like nobody else.
fayner also ate out of a dumpster and didn't mind being photographed.
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You don't mention how old your son is, but that's not that important because being Dominican, he will be thrice as slow to develop as a caucasian child anyway-bornyo
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A few years back, Alex read that Keith Richards said he'll be performing till the day he dies. Alex was inspired and immediately made the same vow. Porn fans the world over have been upset ever since.
I don't know what's more disturbing: The fact that Sativa Rose looks like the world's unfunniest comedian, George Lopez, or that I find Sativa mildly attractive.
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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Porn Jesus
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20% off at Wilsons Leather. Everything must go!!!
OMG yes. Its like pleather too. Kelly kline is a hot piece of ass, her weird teeth turn me on, too much?
Look at alex sanders, does he suck bathroom grime up with his mouth, get the man a fucking mint.
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“I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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Reged: 11/14/04
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Sativa showing Shy Love's fans what she looks like without her teeth in.
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Sativa showing Shy Love's fans what she looks like without her teeth in.
Question for you longtimers/insiders. What's the deal with all the porn whores giving the middle finger in photos, is it code for "I take it in the ass for $$$" Where did it start?
Is it the porn equivalent of Kilroys painted on overpasses?
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"I took cock up my ass on dvd for 3 years. I'd say I revealed a lot of myself to the entire world there. "
- Gia Jordan, telling it like it is.
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what they're saying is: "Im not getting paid for this shot so im gonna give a middle finger so my agent doesnt come asking for an angency fee" 
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"Like, I totally don't know what jaundice means?"
Whore, whore, fag, fag, whore
"If you listen to Hair Nation on SIRIUS, you might hear us."
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Porn Jesus
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Sativas choice of a career has finally left it's imprint in the form of a permasuck grimace.
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Zen, people will start calling you 'The Tritone Of Anal' if you're not careful! --DanG
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Chronic Masturbator
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These are my favorite types of threads. Please can we have more-- even if you guys are going to rip on me. It's just so damn funny.
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I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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"Pleeaase, you talking about Luke? My glasses are more stylish and worth more than his jewish life. I don't know, I guess I feel sorry for him in an Anne Frankish sorta way"
Kaydence Price asking a partygoer if she has coke on her face.
One of the most overlooked statistics, Black on Black crime.
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"Three can keep a secret, if two are dead."--Benjamin Franklin
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The years were hard on Leah Love once Hillary Scott got nominated Best New Starlet and traded up for new friends.
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How in the fuck is the iraqi bon jovi in porn?. Please tell me this guy isn't a performer.
Holy shit, this chick looks like rod stewarts daughter if shes been dead for two weeks. Whats with the fake tan just on the bridge of the nose?. Im really starting to hate the porn industry for continuing to open its doors to people like this and the american gardener smartt of the what the fuck thread.
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“I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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